The Great Eye
I came to cut you up
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(FADEIN: Green Machine in a blue suit jacket, white shirt and blue/white striped tie looking into the camera, his hair is done up in an absurd manner like Mel Kiper Jr.'s)
GREENIE: Round 1 of the fantast draft is in the books, how do I see things?! Well I'm glad you asked.
1. Astral Wrestling Alliance (Nova, Hyperspace Kid) - "The Wolf" Mike Randalls
GREENIE: Solid pick, Randalls is a legend in this industry, clearly one of the all time greats, you can't go wrong with Randalls here, a great grab hy AWA.
2. J.A.M.F. (TSiegel, The Dangle Bros.) - "Queen of the Ring" Lindsay Troy
GREENIE: A reach here I think at 2, there's so many great talents in the history in this sport, while I know Troy may be historic for her success as a woman in a man's game, but I'm not feeling it, you got the whole history of this industry to reach into, and I'm not feeling Troy as #2.
3. Porkchop Sandwiches Wrestling (J_A, Cheezburger Cat) - "The Ego Buster" Dan Ryan
GREENIE: PSW takes the Ego Buster and who can blame them? All around legend in the industry, won everything there is to win, founder of EPW, more of an impact on this sport then just about anybody.
4. UWL:WCFW (WestPREZ, The Great Kabuki) - "The Epitomé" Troy Windham
GREENIE: Another solid pick, Troy Windham is clearly one of the ultra elite of this business, you do yourself a huge favor taking him.
5. Ultra-Leftist Wrestling (The Great Eye, Whale Wars Capt.) - Joe the Plumber
GREENIE: The hottest man on the market today, a more 'recent' pick if you will, but I'm still liking it.
6. Willow Palin Wrestling (LQJT86C, Willow Palin) - "The EagleSTAR" Nova
Nova is a huge huge star in this business. Getting him at 6 is a bit of a steal. I'm loving WPW's opening move.
7. Oliver Copp Championship Wrestling (fugginVOSS, TNM7) - Dos Equis
GREENIE: I have to be honest, I had Dos Equis rated way lower then this, this is a stunner, a real reach if you ask me.
8. Pro Wrestling ZOMBIE (CuseTroy, "Mitch") - Hornet
GREENIE: And this is what I mean, look at this, the man who defines CSWA, which some would argue, defines this industry, and he's gift wrapped at 8 to PWZ...Amazing.
9. Jesus Fighting Championship (ShawnHartXXX, Chip Christ) - Michael Manson
GREENIE: And clearing out the first round is another excellent pick, Manson owned just about every league he was in and is a clear first round pick. Big ups to JFC for getting this guy 9th.
Stay tuned for continuing coverage of each and every round, cause this is the time of year I live for!
(FADEOUT)
GREENIE: Round 1 of the fantast draft is in the books, how do I see things?! Well I'm glad you asked.
1. Astral Wrestling Alliance (Nova, Hyperspace Kid) - "The Wolf" Mike Randalls
GREENIE: Solid pick, Randalls is a legend in this industry, clearly one of the all time greats, you can't go wrong with Randalls here, a great grab hy AWA.
2. J.A.M.F. (TSiegel, The Dangle Bros.) - "Queen of the Ring" Lindsay Troy
GREENIE: A reach here I think at 2, there's so many great talents in the history in this sport, while I know Troy may be historic for her success as a woman in a man's game, but I'm not feeling it, you got the whole history of this industry to reach into, and I'm not feeling Troy as #2.
3. Porkchop Sandwiches Wrestling (J_A, Cheezburger Cat) - "The Ego Buster" Dan Ryan
GREENIE: PSW takes the Ego Buster and who can blame them? All around legend in the industry, won everything there is to win, founder of EPW, more of an impact on this sport then just about anybody.
4. UWL:WCFW (WestPREZ, The Great Kabuki) - "The Epitomé" Troy Windham
GREENIE: Another solid pick, Troy Windham is clearly one of the ultra elite of this business, you do yourself a huge favor taking him.
5. Ultra-Leftist Wrestling (The Great Eye, Whale Wars Capt.) - Joe the Plumber
GREENIE: The hottest man on the market today, a more 'recent' pick if you will, but I'm still liking it.
6. Willow Palin Wrestling (LQJT86C, Willow Palin) - "The EagleSTAR" Nova
Nova is a huge huge star in this business. Getting him at 6 is a bit of a steal. I'm loving WPW's opening move.
7. Oliver Copp Championship Wrestling (fugginVOSS, TNM7) - Dos Equis
GREENIE: I have to be honest, I had Dos Equis rated way lower then this, this is a stunner, a real reach if you ask me.
8. Pro Wrestling ZOMBIE (CuseTroy, "Mitch") - Hornet
GREENIE: And this is what I mean, look at this, the man who defines CSWA, which some would argue, defines this industry, and he's gift wrapped at 8 to PWZ...Amazing.
9. Jesus Fighting Championship (ShawnHartXXX, Chip Christ) - Michael Manson
GREENIE: And clearing out the first round is another excellent pick, Manson owned just about every league he was in and is a clear first round pick. Big ups to JFC for getting this guy 9th.
Stay tuned for continuing coverage of each and every round, cause this is the time of year I live for!
(FADEOUT)