GreggG
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(CUT TO: A black swath of ominous, black clouds over a large, vast prarie-- a perfect symbol of tumultous angst lurking beneath the seeming normalcy of the American heartland. The clouds swirl and soon, soon an image can be seen. It is the outline of a face with a lightning bolt on it. The lightning bolt CRASHES into the prarie as the winds howl.
The winds and lightning then howl southwards into the blowing snows of an icy archipelago of the Antarctic. The wind and lightning crash into the side of an ice shelf, creating the outline of a large, muscular, oiled body with tassles and fringe streaming from the arms and legs. The ice shelf then implodes into the bubbling sea below.
CUT TO: The Himalayas. An elk stands in a mountain creek, drinking. Then blasts the bellowing of a yak's horn-- loud, echoing in the remote Asian silence. The elk looks up in panic-- soon overcome by a lava flow as he starts to yelp in horrific, screaming, tortured pain. The lightning and winds crash into the lava flow as sparks fly all around the molten rocks. The yak's horn bellows once more. A large explosion occurs.
CUE UP: "Take No Prisoners" by Megadeath.
CUT TO: Standing in lava is a man... large, muscular, skin glistening in baby oil, mullet permed, lightning bolt painted on his face, streamers dangling from his biceps, wearing fur boots. He is... POWERMASTER.
He stands in the lava, reaching towards the heavens, inexplicably running in place.)
POWER: The one with fokrucity has once again been summoned... FOR THE YAK'S HORN HAS BELLOWED... signaling that WE MUST EMBARK UPON A NEW ERA IN A NEW AGE... the age of... AGGRROOO INNNTENNNZIITYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! The MANGOD you see before you SHALL grant you fokrucity... for the 10,000 carbz of Met-Rex Power Bars ingezted shall imbune my spirit shell... to vanquish any foe... to change the earth's axis so the sun shall rise in the west and fall in the east... to melt the icy archipelago and freeze the equator... FORRR IIIIII HAVVVEEEE REEETURRNNEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
(CUT TO: Lightning striking PowerMaster who dissapears, lava still flowing.)
The winds and lightning then howl southwards into the blowing snows of an icy archipelago of the Antarctic. The wind and lightning crash into the side of an ice shelf, creating the outline of a large, muscular, oiled body with tassles and fringe streaming from the arms and legs. The ice shelf then implodes into the bubbling sea below.
CUT TO: The Himalayas. An elk stands in a mountain creek, drinking. Then blasts the bellowing of a yak's horn-- loud, echoing in the remote Asian silence. The elk looks up in panic-- soon overcome by a lava flow as he starts to yelp in horrific, screaming, tortured pain. The lightning and winds crash into the lava flow as sparks fly all around the molten rocks. The yak's horn bellows once more. A large explosion occurs.
CUE UP: "Take No Prisoners" by Megadeath.
CUT TO: Standing in lava is a man... large, muscular, skin glistening in baby oil, mullet permed, lightning bolt painted on his face, streamers dangling from his biceps, wearing fur boots. He is... POWERMASTER.
He stands in the lava, reaching towards the heavens, inexplicably running in place.)
POWER: The one with fokrucity has once again been summoned... FOR THE YAK'S HORN HAS BELLOWED... signaling that WE MUST EMBARK UPON A NEW ERA IN A NEW AGE... the age of... AGGRROOO INNNTENNNZIITYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! The MANGOD you see before you SHALL grant you fokrucity... for the 10,000 carbz of Met-Rex Power Bars ingezted shall imbune my spirit shell... to vanquish any foe... to change the earth's axis so the sun shall rise in the west and fall in the east... to melt the icy archipelago and freeze the equator... FORRR IIIIII HAVVVEEEE REEETURRNNEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
(CUT TO: Lightning striking PowerMaster who dissapears, lava still flowing.)