7/19- PCW Newsline
7/19-PCW Newsline compiled by Gina Ramsey
-Recap of Last Week’s PCW Extreme Political TV
-PCW News
-PCW Rankings
-Preview of Wednesday’s PCW Extreme Political TV
RECAP OF LAST WEEK’S PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
Miss USA, complete with a different look and new theme music, defeated ‘Trailer Park Skater Girl’ Tanya Hardy with the White Trash Posse with the Patriot Missile dropkick.
Post match, Movie Classic and the Island of Misfit Wrestlers surround the ring but Miss USA is able to talk her way out of trouble when she recognizes the movie Movie Classic is quoting.
That impresses the President of the PCW Competition Committee Nancy Pelosi who vows to get Miss USA on the Progressive Alliance side. She announces that Miss USA will face ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas next week with the winner getting a shot at the PCW Women’s title. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen is furious at this development and Eskimo Piefaces Pelosi.
Mother Nature’s Extreme Risktakers- the Extreme Weather Network (Jim Frascantore, Steve Abrams, and Mike Bettis) make their PCW debut in a six man tag team match against Mr. Jaundice, Captain Nausea, and the mysterious Dr. Mysterious. Frascantore gets the pin on Mr. Jaundice to give the EWN their first win.
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein announces that Kalee Jones has been suspended indefinitely for her actions against Nancy Pelosi.
Members of the American Heartland Coalition and Island of Misfit Wrestlers barge into PCW CEO Barack Obama’s office to protest the signing of Miss USA. They allege that PCW has declared war on ordinary wrestlers in order to save the women’s division (even though Movie Classic is impressed that Miss USA knew the movie he was referencing).
PCW Television Champion SNAFU and his manager, self-help guru wannabe Dr. Bill, have a terse conversation about Dr. Bill’s role in SNAFU’s professional endeavors.
‘The King of Old School Gimmicks’ Baron Von Munchke (Island of Misfit Wrestlers) emerges on top of a three way dance to determine the #1 contender for SNAFU’s PCW TV Title over Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots) and the American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition). Von Munchke got some help from Dr. Bill to pin N-Bomb for the win.
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PCW NEWS
PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins Furious
Not only was Kalee Jones upset over Miss USA’s quick acension up the PCW Women’s ranks, KRC stormed out of the building Wednesday after Nancy Pelosi made her announcement.
“This is an insult to all the women in PCW who’ve worked hard to climb the ladder,” KRC said later on. “Why does Miss USA deserve special treatment and a #1 contender’s match not one week into her PCW career?”
Pelosi reportedly attempted to contact KRC later in the week to try and smooth things over. No word so far on whether she succeeded.
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PCW RANKINGS
PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- A. Tom Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance)
#3- The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (The God Squad)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (American Patriots)
#2- Miss USA (Independent)
#3- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (American Patriots)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Dick Cheney’s Extreme Neo-Con Alliance.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Cadillac and Jaguar (Domination Inc.)
#2- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance)
#3- Hunter the Hunter and Grizzly Adam (Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: SNAFU (Independent)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Baron Von Munchke (Island of Misfit Wrestlers)
#2- Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)
#3- American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition)
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PREVIEW OF WEDNESDAY’S PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
Three number one contender’s matches.
#1- Miss USA vs. ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas for a shot at the PCW Women’s Title.
#2- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance) vs. Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army) vs. Cadillac and Jaguar (Total Eliminators) for #1 Contender and Tag Team Title shot.
#3- The Right Reverend Randy Richardson (The God Squad) vs. A. Tom Bomb (American Patriots) with the winner getting a PCW Title shot.
Plus, more fallout from the Kalee Jones suspension and an appearance by the PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama. All this and more, Wednesday night here on PCW Extreme Political TV.
Link:
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