3 Days to PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5
On June 7th, Political Championship Wrestling presents PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 that's marks the end of season 4 and celebrates what has been PCW's most successful season in our four year history.
Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 resolves a 9 month story arc involving a large corporate conglomerate called Domination Inc. led by longtime PCW nemesis 'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann. Domination Inc.'s stated goal is the hostile takeover of Political Championship Wrestling so Mr. McMann can remake the promotion in his own vision.
However, Mr. McMann has a problem. Domination Inc. has a 'mole' within the organization who feeds corporate information and plans to PCW. The mole has thwarted McMann's plans repeatedly throughout the past 9 months and at Loose Cannons Unleashed, McMann will find out once and for all just who the mole is.
The question is: can Domination Inc. survive when the identity of the mole is revealed?
PCW Champion O'Beck Bahama-managed by 'Not just unbearable...not just intolerable...he is' Justin Sufferable of the Progressive Alliance (aka Democrats) vs. 'Domination Inc's Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction' Big Monster Wahlie aka...BMW
Bahama has been the PCW Champion for seven months since winning the title at PCW Extreme Election Night 2008 in November.
BMW is the latest cog in Mr. McMann's plan to secure the PCW Title. Wreaking havoc throughout Political Championship Wrestling over the past month, now McMann has him in a position to bring the PCW Title to Domination Inc. However, last week BMW suffered a stunning loss at the hands of the King of Old School Gimmicks Baron Von Munchke when PCW TV champion SNAFU hit him in the head with the TV title belt. Did SNAFU get in a lucky shot? Or does BMW have a fatal flaw? We will find out Sunday night.
Janeane Garofalo (Progressive Alliance) vs. 'The Queen of Political Extreme' Ann Coulter (American Patriots aka Republicans) in a grudge cage deathmatch.
The Angry Left Wing Bloggers-Daily Kos, Media Matters for America, Jane Hamsher, and Paul Krugman (Progressive Alliance) vs. W's Image Rehab and Truth Squad- 'The Mastermind' Karl Rove, Dana Perino, Ari Fleischer, and Andrew Card.
Garofalo has revenge on her mind after Coulter handcuffed her to a cage and blasted her with a steel-folding chair several weeks ago.
The Angry Left Wing Bloggers also want a piece of W's Truth Squad after being attacked and left unconscious with the letter W spray painted on their backs.
PCW Women's Champion 'Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl' Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition- another PCW faction) puts her title on the line in a four way dance against Kathryn Randall Collins managed by Hillary Clinton and accompanied by the Clinton Political Pitbulls James Carville, Mercedes of Domination Inc., and Paul Begala and Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen managed by The Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin.
The Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl just completed graduate school and Martin has announced that she will be leaving Political Championship Wrestling in mid-June.
KRC and the Eskimo Queen have been embroiled in a feud revolving around a controversial referee, Paul Martin Adams aka PMA, brought in by John Murtha of the Progressive Alliance. PMA has repeated called matches as no contests just as The Eskimo Queen seemed to have the momentum on her side. (Note: there are no DQ's in PCW).
KRC is a two time PCW Women's champion who desperately wants the title back.
The Eskimo Queen is an up and comer who's seeking her first PCW Women's title.
Mercedes is Domination Inc's latest challenger for the PCW Women's title and defeated Hallie Burton Sunday night on PCW on P-SPAN to grab the fourth spot.
PCW Tag Team Championship: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Dick Cheney's Extreme Neo-Con Alliance) vs. Cadillac and Jaguar (Domination Inc.)
Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit are former employees of Domination Inc. who were contractually forced to give up their titles by Mr. McMann. McMann's original plan was to hand the titles to his new protegees Cadillac and Jaguar.
PCW CEO Barack Obama nixed that idea and set up an 8 team tournament to determine the new champion. Big Oil and Walstreit/Cadillac and Jaguar made it through a tough PCW Tag Team division
SNAFU (Independent) defends the PCW Television Title against Dave the Mechanic (American Heartland Coalition).
With the help up Dr. Bill- a Dr. Phil wannbe who spouts ridiculous platitudes masquerading as self-help mantra, SNAFU graduated from 'talent enhancement' to win the TV Title two weeks ago from 'No Frill's Chris Escondido.
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