6/5-Political Championship Wrestling Newsline
-Recap of PCW Extreme Political TV
-Final PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 Card
-PCW Rankings
-PCW Schedule and Tentative Schedule for Next Year
-E-Federation News from the E-Wrestling World
-E-Wrestler of the Week
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6/5- PCW NEWSLINE with Gina Ramsey
Hey y’all. Gina Ramsey back with the last PCW Newsline before Loose Cannons Unleashed 5. Let’s recap Wednesday night’s PCW Extreme Political TV and then take a look at the final card for Loose Cannons Unleashed:
PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV RECAP
-Johnny Suave interviews Quadruple R-Randy ‘Road Rage’ Richardson from Dick Cheney’s Extreme Neo-Con Alliance. Suave reviews Quad R’s recent match with Starz N. Stripes from the Progressive Alliance and his firing from Domination Inc. Quad R says he’s changed and brings down the pious pair known as the The God Squad (Rev. Falwell Jr., Rev. Robertson) to show it. Quad R challenges Starz N. Stripes to a match at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5. Starz appears and accepts with one condition- if he wins he gets 15 minutes with Dick Cheney at Club Gitmo. Dick Cheney appears and accepts with one condition- if Quad R wins Starz gets waterboarded at Club Gitmo.
-Pulp Fiction Promo Segment featuring: PCW TV Champion SNAFU and Dr. Phil wannabe Dr. Bill/Dave the Mechanic and Tequila Sheila/Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- Wall Street Analyst with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit/Domination Inc. CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann.
-‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ ANN COULTER and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ HALEY DALLAS (American Patriots) def. JANEANE GAROFALO and CODE PINK w/Emily List (Progressive Alliance) when Dallas is able to hogtie Code Pink for the win.
-Movie Classic riffs from the movie ‘300′ and tries to find another volunteer from the Island of Misfit Wrestlers to wrestle Big Monster Wahlie. Michael Hunt of Guys With Unfortunate Names’ raises his hand.
-‘Domination Inc’s Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction’ BIG MONSTER WAHLIE w/Domination Inc. vs. MICHAEL HUNT w/Richard Headd of Guys With Unfortunate Names (Island of Misfit Wrestlers). Domination Inc. immediately jump and attack Hunt after the bell effectively scrubbing the match.
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FINAL CARD FOR PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 5:
Main Event: PCW TITLE MATCH
PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance) vs.
Domination Inc’s ‘Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction’ Big Monster Wahlie!
PCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- Wall Street Analyst with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit (Dick Cheney’s Extreme Neo-Con Alliance) vs.
Cadillac and Jaguar (Domination Inc.)
PCW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH
Kathryn Randall Collins aka…KRC (Progressive Alliance) vs.
Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPAC) vs.
Mercedes (Domination Inc.) vs.
PCW Women’s Champion ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition)
PCW TELEVISION TITLE MATCH
PCW TV Champion SNAFU (Independent) vs.
Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)
Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Progressive Alliance) vs.
Right Wing Brigadiers (American Patriots)
Janeane Garofalo (Progressive Alliance) vs.
‘Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter in a Grudge Cage Deathmatch
Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance) vs.
Quadruple R-Randy ‘Road Rage’ Richardson (Dick Cheney’s Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
-if Starz N. Stripes wins, he gets 15 minutes with Dick Cheney at Club Gitmo
-if Quad R wins, W’s Image Rehab and Truth Squad gets to waterboard him
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PCW RANKINGS
PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- A. Tom Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- Randy “Road Rage” Richardson (Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
#3- Big Monster Wahlie (Domination Inc.)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)
#3- Mercedes (Domination Inc.)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Vacant
CONTENDERS:
#1- Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Dick Cheney’s Extreme Neo-Con Alliance.)
#2- Cadillac and Jaguar (Domination Inc.)
#3- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: SNAFU (Independent)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition)
#3- Dave the Mechanic (American Heartland Coalition)
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UPCOMING EVENTS @ www.politicalwrestling.wordpress.com :
6/5- Replay of Loose Cannons Unleashed 1 from 2005
6/6- Replay of Loose Cannons Unleashed 2 from 2006
6/6- Replay of Loose Cannons Unleashed 3 from 2007
6/6- Replay of Loose Cannons Unleashed 4 from 2008
6/7- PCW Pre-show with Gina Ramsey
6/7- Political Championship Wrestling Presents: Loose Cannons Unleashed 5
6/10- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/12- PCW Newsline
6/14- PCW on P-SPAN- final Sunday night show until September
6/17- PCW End of the Season Extravaganza
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Tentative 2009-2010 PCW Schedule of Events Released:
7/29-PCW Night of Champions
9/27-PCW Lock and Load 4
11/9-PCW Night of Champions
12/27-PCW Christmas
1/27-PCW Night of Champions
3/7-PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction 3
4/21-PCW Night of Champions
6/6-PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 6
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E-FEDERATION NEWS FROM THE E-WRESTLING WORLD- highlights, news, and the best from other E-Wrestling Federations.
SWF Folds
Not a week after signing on with High Octane TV, the Superstar Wrestling Federation suddenly shut down all operations last weekend.
No explanation has been given so far but the Titan Zone has reported that a possible merger with the Future Wrestling League could be in the works.
The bigger question is what does HOTv do now. If the SWF merges with the FWL, will that organization take SWF’s spot? We probably won’t find out until after High Octane Wrestling’s War Games pay per view show takes place on June 8th.
LEGACY OF CHAMPIONS RETURNS
LoC returned with a big prime time show May 31st. Violence 31 featured Shawn Hart defeating Kenshiro Inogami for the Legacy Championship.
SIMCOE COUNTY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING RETURNS
The SCCW also returned with Aggression on Monday night headlined by a wild tag team main event between S&M and Hellcat Kirsta Lewis and Rayne Young. S&M scored the win when Scarlett Young hit Young with a reverse DDT and Patrick McCarthy followed with a Leap of Faith for the victory.
GWO’s FIRST SHOW
The first edition of Genocidal Wrestling Organization’s “GWO Punishment!” hit the airwaves May 31st with the crowning of the first GWO Global Champion ‘Totally Bored’ Hyan Borg who pins Tommy Glass to win the title.
POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
On PCW On P-SPAN: Big Oil/Kirk Walstreit and Cadillac/Jaguar advanced on to the PCW Tag Team Title Match at PCW’s upcoming PPV Loose Cannons Unleashed 5.
PCW Extreme Political TV: ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and the Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter defeats Code Pink and Janeane Garofalo in a knock down drag out preview of Garofalo’s upcoming showdown with Coulter.
FANS WRESTLING ORGANIZATION
In a hardcore classic on FWO reAction, High Flyer defeated Krow to become the new FWO World Champion.
DREAM WRESTLING FEDERATION
Miss USA retains the DWF Women’s title by defeating Caroline Kelly with the Patriot Missile dropkick.
Team Danger’s Tyrone Walker survives a 17 man Mini Dream Rumble. Next week, he and fellow Team Danger member Stephen Greer will meet in a ‘rock, paper, scissors’ match to decide who gets to meet the winner of Dark/Eric Payne for the DWF Heavyweight title.
HOSTILITY WRESTLING FEDERATION
At Hostility’s South of Heaven PPV:
-Don Tiago and Ronnie McNeil are named Hostility’s first Tag Team champions
-’Beautiful’ Bobby Dean defeats Hostility Extreme Champion Roxy Monroe, AirStrife, Ronnie McNeil, and Alexander Anarchy to become the new Extreme Champion
-Xander Daniels wins the Hostility Aversion title in an Inferno Match with previous champion Hooligan.
-Steven Steele pins Hostility Champion Talon when Chris Bond on the champion and Steele hits his Foreplay finisher to win the title.
PRO WRESTLING FURY
Pro Wrestling Fury held its Dream Infinite IV show this past weekend with a whopping 14 match card highlighted by Ryo Inoue’s successful F-MAX Unified Heavyweight defense against “Mr. 300″ Kazuma Fujita, Akira Takayoshi & Naoyuki Watanabe winning the F-MAX Tag Team title, and Hiroaki Nakata winning the WWA National Heavyweight champion.
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E-WRESTLER OF THE WEEK:
5. ‘Totally Bored’ Hyan Borg- Genocidal Wrestling Organization. Borg’s gimmick is one of the best in E-Wrestling (in our opinion) and he defeats Tommy Glass to become the first GWO champion.
4. Hiroaki Nakata- Pro-Wrestling Fury Defeated Tatsumichi Akamatsu to become the 20th WWA National Heavyweight Champion at Dream Infinite IV.
3. “Beautiful” Bobby Dean – Hostility Defeated Extreme Champion Roxy Monroe and three other wrestlers to claim the Hostility Extreme title at South of Heaven.
2. Xander Daniels- Hostility Defeated Hostility Aversion champion Hooligan in an Inferno match to become the new Aversion champion.
1. Akira Takayoshi & Naoyuki Watanabe- Pro-Wrestling Fury Won the F-Max Tag Team title at Dream Infinite IV from TAKU & Mastodon Fukuda in a 4 1/2 star spectacular.
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