6/12-PCW Newsline with Gina Ramsey
6/12-PCW Newsline with Gina Ramsey
-The Fallout from PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed
-American Patriots still in disarray, may have cost A. Tom Bomb the PCW title Sunday night
-PCW on P-SPAN Preview
-PCW Rankings
-PCW Schedule
Hey y’all. It’s Gina Ramsey here with this week’s PCW newsline. To say that this was an eventful week here in PCW would be an understatement. Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 started a chain reaction of events that continues to reverberate through PCW.
FALL OUT FROM PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED
-A ‘For Sale’ sign appeared yesterday at what used to be the Domination Inc. Suite and it appears the corporation is headed for liquidation. With the loss of CFO Gordon Guyko and his group of wealthy investors, Domination Inc. looks dead in the water. The next question is what will happen to the remaining wrestlers under contract. Cadillac, Jaguar, Mercedes, and Porsche Lexus will wrestle this Sunday on PCW on P-SPAN. It looks like when all is said and done that the four will become free agents and available for groups to pick up.
-The hot rumor rolling around PCW is that ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann has asked PCW CEO Barack Obama for a bailout to keep Domination Inc. operating.
-A group of PCW staff and wrestlers showed up at ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin’s graduation party Monday night. Tessa, the former PCW Women’s champion, graduated with a doctorate in communications and will shortly be testing the job market. PCW wishes only the best to Tessa and thanks her for the great job she did the past three years.
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AMERICAN PATRIOTS STILL IN DISARRAY
-A. Tom Bomb was upset over Rahm Emanuel’s interference in his title match against PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama Sunday night. He was furious at the American Patriots for not sending someone out to help him win the title. American Patriot Executive Director Michael Steele, ‘The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, and the Straight Shooter John McCain got into a squabble backstage over who would do the run-in to help A-Bomb out. As the four argued, Rahm Emanuel was able to sneak in and drop an F-Bomb on Daisy Cutter-Bomb and then pulled Bahama over on top of A-Bomb to get the win.
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PCW on P-SPAN PREVIEW
For the final P-SPAN show until September, here’s the card:
MAIN EVENT:
Team Progressive Alliance (PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama, PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, and Starz N. Stripes)
vs.
Team American Patriots 1 (A. Tom Bomb, PCW Tag Team Champions Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit, PCW Television Champion SNAFU)
ALSO:
Team SarahPAC (NRA, Grizzly Adam, Hunter the Hunter, and Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen)
vs.
The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (‘The King of Old School Gimmicks’ Baron Von Munchke, Mr. Jaundice, Captain Nausea, and Jimmy from SoCal- the Jim Rome wannbe)
AND:
Team American Heartland Coalition (Average Joe, American Trucker, Tequila Sheila, and Dave the Mechanic)
vs.
The Green World Order’ (Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, Peta from PETA, and PeaceNick)
AND
David Letterman vs. ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin
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OH, ONE LAST THING…
Tommy Freakin’ Dreamer is the ECW Champion! All is right with the world- at least for this week.
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PCW RANKINGS
PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- A. Tom Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance)
#3- Randy “Road Rage” Richardson (Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)
#3- Mercedes (Independent)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Dick Cheney’s Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Cadillac and Jaguar (Independent)
#2- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance)
#3- Hunter the Hunter & Grizzly Adam (SarahPAC)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: SNAFU (Independent)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition)
#3- Dave the Mechanic (American Heartland Coalition)
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UPCOMING EVENTS @ www.politicalwrestling.wordpress.com :
6/14- PCW on P-SPAN- final Sunday night show until September
6/17- PCW End of the Season Extravaganza
6/19- PCW Newsline with Gina Ramsey
6/24- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/26- PCW Newsline with Gina Ramsey
7/1- PCW Extreme Political TV
7/3- No Newsline or shows until 7/15
7/15- PCW Extreme Political TV
Link:
http://politicalwrestling.wordpress.com
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