WINTER'S WARRIORS VII March 19, 1996 BILL BUCKLEY: That's the match of the night, by far Sammy! HORNET has finally gotten rid of Williams! It wasn't easy, but HORNET over came that bad back and gave Williams the shock of his life!! SAMMY BENSON: If you think you've heard the last of Jim Williams you're sadly mistaken! HORNET, you may have escaped peril tonight, but the end is near, my friend! You better believe that! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET is back...and certainly he has to be looking for that WORLD Championship gold... check that, he has to be looking at Mike Randalls! Those two men, have a strong disliking for each other, and that's bound to come out in the weeks to come! SAMMY BENSON: Williams...Randalls...Windham if one doesn't get'cha the other one will!! Goodnight HORNET, the end is near!! BILL BUCKLEY: We'll see about that...Sammy, it's time for the 2nd of our TRIPLE MAIN EVENT! This one is for the ENTERPRISE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! ============================================================ 'LIVING PSYCHO' MARK WINDHAM VS GUNS ENTERPRISE WORLD TITLE BILL BUCKLEY: The cage will stay in place for this one! GUNS, the EN Champ, he won it from 3-time champ Mike Randalls only a few months ago! Sammy, you have to say since he's return to the CSWA, GUNS has been on a tear! SAMMY BENSON: No question, Steriod boy has proven himself! He's done it all, the only thing left for him to do, is win the UNIFIED World Heavyweight Championship! BILL BUCKLEY: Many people feel he'll do just that, very, very soon! His opponent, Mark Windham, on the other hand has not had a World Heavyweight Title since HORNET defeated him for the UNIFIED belt in late '94! Many people think that's where things started to go sour with Windham and HORNET! SAMMY BENSON: It most certainly was..HORNET Windham's best friend, cheapshoted Mark with a microphone to win his precious UNIFIED title! Since that time, Windham has lost his wife, kid, best friend, and any close friends he's ever had! The man has gone nuts, Buckley..you know that as well as anyone! BILL BUCKLEY: He's certainly not the Mark Windham we've seen for some many years! He too took some time off in early '95...and since his return he's been obessed with winning back the World title! SAMMY BENSON: He's gone as far to say, he won't wrestle for anything less than the UNIFIED or EN World titles! Add to that, his vicious attacks on his own family..and HORNET! He's a few yards, short of a first down.. BILL BUCKLEY: He's a man that will do anything, he says, to win a WORLD Championship, and you get the idea he means anything! GUNS, since coming back has teamed up with HORNET, the two of them are best friends...and that seems to drive Windham insane! Even more so.. SAMMY BENSON: HORNET has made a habit of late, or trying to cost WINDHAM his matches, those two are on a path to destruction! The two of them have to meet someplace, sometime..to settle it all! BILL BUCKLEY: The Windham/GUNS fued has really heated up the past two weeks...if you recall it was GUNS who led to Windham's pinfall loss in the ULTRATITLE, and last week, it was Windham who costs GUNS his match in the ULTRATITLE! It was then that GUNS demanded this title match-up! SAMMY BENSON: It seems to me Windham did what was necessary to entice him to give him a shot! It's worked, because here we are! BILL BUCKLEY: Here we are is right! For the ENTERPRISE World Championship!! (lights go out....laser show begins and fireworks go off) (Hey Man nice shot by Filter plays) BILL BUCKLEY: Here comes Mark Windham!! He's wrestled many a classic match here in the Thomas Indoor/outdoor Stadium! For the first time maybe ever, he's hearing some boos! Not every one is thrilled at his behavior! SAMMY BENSON: The fans can go fly a kite! BILL BUCKLEY: Mark Stonewall Jackson Windham makes his way down the aisle...OHMY..from behind GUNS tackles MARK! He didn't wait to be introduced..he's taking care of Windham right now! GUNS rams Stonewall's head into the iron railing! SAMMY BENSON: Let's not forget this is a "NO EXCUSES" match so anything goes! BILL BUCKLEY: That's right Sammy! GUNS has a chair!! OHMY! Windham has been stunned, and the match has yet to get underway! GUNS rams Windham's back into the apron!! He's taking the "Living Psycho" to town! SAMMY BENSON: I've got a feeling, there's going to be some blood shed in this one! These two men, well...there's no love lost! BILL BUCKLEY: THE EN champ, finally pushes Windham into the cage! What's he doing!! GUNS has the LADDER from the HORNET/Williams LADDER match! He's thrown it into the ring! This was not scheduled to be a LADDER match! SAMMY BENSON: It is now, Buckley! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham is running for his life..he's trying to climb out of the cage!! GUNS is on the top rope! Both men on the top...GUNS fires Stonewall's head into the steel cage! Windham drops down, but the ropes break his fall!! He can hit that high note now, Sammy! SAMMY BENSON: I've never seen Windham manhandled like this! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS takes Mark, runs across the ring and throws him head first into the cage! Already, Windham is bleeding!! GUNS with a clothesline!! ONE.....TWO.....NO!! Two count...I thought that was a little slow! SAMMY BENSON: So did I....Due to what happened to Worthington during the last match, Manuel Juarez is being forced to call this match! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS catches Mark off the ropes, with a powerslam!! OHMYGAWD! The EN champ, has the LADDER set-up! GUNS from the third step, a dropkick! ONE....TWO....TH-NO! Again, maybe it's just me, but Juarez seemed to take his time counting that pin! ----------------------------------------------------------- BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS is taking Windham to task, here in the early going! The EN World champ has to right leg of Windham and he drops an elbow on the knee! SAMMY BENSON: I would have never guessed that 'roid boy could or would be destroying Windham like he is right now! This is unbelievable! BILL BUCKLEY: Sammy, I'm not sure if Mark knows where he is! GUNS helps Windham to his feet, and runs his face across the top rope!! OH, rope burn...Ivy taught you what that felt like! *laugh* SAMMY BENSON: That's cute...really, you've out done yourself with that comment! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham reaches up and rakes the eyes! That stopped the EN Champ dead in his tracks! Instead of mounting any sort of offense, Windham has retreated to the corner..he's trying to catch his breath! SAMMY BENSON: I've longed for the day that someone would kick the crap out of Mark, but I can't say that I'm happy that it's GUNS who's doing the kicking! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS, shakes off the eye gouge, and charges towards Windham! Mark, in desperation kicks GUNS in the gut! He's trying anything at the moment! Windham once again walks away from GUNS..he's pacing the ring, trying to get his second wind! But, GUNS catches him from behind with a double ax handle! SAMMY BENSON: I've got a feeling this one will be over mighty quick! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS shoots Mark to the ropes, a flying SHOULDBERBLOCK! Windham again is on the mat! GUNS folds up the ladder! He drives it into Mark's chest! Again with the ladder! GUNS whacks Stonewall in the head with it! This is uncanny! SAMMY BENSON: Folks remember this night...what GUNS is doing to Windham well..it's UNFORGETABLE! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS, executes a vertical suplex! He's on fire, and this sold-out crowd in GREENSBORO is loving every minute of it! SAMMY BENSON: I'm loving it too, Buckley..this is great! I'm going to order the video...which by the way is only $220.00! BILL BUCKLEY: Stop! GUNS is making his way to the top rope! Windham staggers to his feet! GUNS is perched on the top! He flys off the top rope, but WINDHAM FLINGS THE LADDER IN FRONT OF HIM AND GUNS RUNS HEAD FIRST INTO IT! SAMMY BENSON: What a move! Windham isn't dead yet, this hasn't been a bad litttle match! BILL BUCKLEY: Both men on the mat, Windham unable to get up, and GUNS is shaken by the blow! SAMMY BENSON: First man to his feet wins! *laugh* BILL BUCKLEY: Windham, shows some signs of life, as he uses the ladder to pull himself up! Mark reaches down to pull GUNS to his feet...European uppercut! And another! Windham wraps the EN champ's neck over the top rope! There's a choke! Come on, Juarez break the hold!! SAMMY BENSON: Quit your whining..he's got 5 seconds! And the way Manuel understands English, he could count to 30! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham flips the ropes towards his body, and GUNS goes flying backwards! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham's face is a crimson mask..he's been beaten down, but somehow the 5-time US Heavyweight Champion has gotten his second wind! SAMMY BENSON: He's done it just in the nick of time, Buckley! Another minute, and this match would've been over! For sure! BILL BUCKLEY: Mark uses the ladder as a springboard, and clotheslines GUNS! Windham, kneels over the fallen EN Champ, as he fires several right hands! If GUNS wanted a fight, you better believe Windham is ready to give him one! SAMMY BENSON: Fight or not, the winner is the one who walks away with the gold at the end of the night...Marky can make GUNS bleed all he wants to, but he's got to pin his shoulders to the mat! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham with a belly to belly suplex! OHMY! Here's the cover, 1....2..No! Whoa! That count was fast! What the heck is Juarez doing! SAMMY BENSON: Maybe the man is just a little excited about calling his first WORLD title match! BILL BUCKLEY: Maybe..Mark sets up the ladder, he's climbing the steps! Windham off the top of the ladder, with a leg drop! I believe this is the first ladder match for either man, but they're learning what to do with it, very quickly! SAMMY BENSON: They're champs, Buckley..you make do with what you've been given! Let's not forget it was GUNS who brought the ladder into the ring in the first place! BILL BUCKLEY: And now he's paying for it! Windham irish whips GUNS into the ropes, Western Lariat! He connected on that one! For so many years, Sammy, he used the Lariat to finish his matches! SAMMY BENSON: I remember..he beat my guys a few times with it...the twit! BILL BUCKLEY: Stonewall Jackson, has GUNS to his feet, Side Russian Leg Sweep! He's got things rollin' now! Mark stays on the offensive, he's got a boston crab! GUNS is screaming out in pain! What a turn of events! SAMMY BENSON: There's going to be a new EN World Champ tonight, I can smell it in the air! BILL BUCKLEY: No Sammy, what you smell is just you.. SAMMY BENSON: (smelling him self) Oh... BILL BUCKLEY: Windham has the boston crab sinched in... if GUNS wants to keep that title, he better do something quick! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS crawls over to the ropes..inching his way ever closer! He extends his hand, GUNS has the bottom rope! Windham releases the ropes, and shoves Juarez..I guess he tought the match should have been called! SAMMY BENSON: Don't shove Juarez he's just the middle man.. BILL BUCKLEY: Yeah. Windham with a bulldog! The tide has certainly turned here..GUNS is the beaten man, and it's Windham who has the upper hand! Mark whips GUNS to the ropes, SPINEBUSTER! SAMMY BENSON: We've got a new champion right here! BILL BUCKLEY: One..two..no! Man, Juarez that's a fast count you idiot! What's he doing? SAMMY BENSON: Fast count? Just call the match, old man! BILL BUCKLEY: Mark goes to the top rope...check that..he's climbing the cage! GUNS is to his feet, he's going after Windham!! GUNS reaches out, and pulls Mark down!! SAMMY BENSON: Whoa..nice butt shot..there's my thrill for the day! Gawd, I hate my life... BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS rams Mark's head into the top of the cage! Windham rakes the eyes! Mark is climbing over the top of the cage, he's leaving!! GUNS manages to grab on the Windham's hair! He's not letting Mark get away! SAMMY BENSON: Of course not, they've got a score to settle! (fumbling around) I know that extra Bud is around here someplace... BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS pulls Windham up a little..he's setting up for a suplex!! GUNS superplexes Mark off the top of the CAGE!! OHMYGAWD! SAMMY BENSON: This has gone to far!! BILL BUCKLEY: Yes it has, the action here is unreal! SAMMY BENSON: No, someone took my beer..(pointing to a fan) Was it you, lush face? BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS piledrives Windham!! The cover, ONE....TWO...................NO! Come on Juarez! SAMMY BENSON: He's doing the best he can, get off his back.. if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all! BILL BUCKLEY: Shut up Benson! SAMMY BENSON: Shutting up sir.. BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS carries Windham to the top of the Ladder! What's he doing? GUNS is planning something, he points to the fans!! They give their approval! SAMMY BENSON: Oh-no..I can't watch! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS powerbombs Mark off the top of the ladder! OHMY!! ------------------------------------------------------- BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS instead of going for the pin is going to make sure Windham is out.... GUNS with a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! This could be it! SAMMY BENSON: I don't believe it..he's going to become one fo the few men ever to pin WINDHAM!! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS is making his way to the top of the ladder once again! Mark is out cold!! GUNS jumps off the ladder, and nails Windham with his Bionic knee!! SAMMY BENSON: That's a metal knee...that's illegal!! Or it shoulde be!! BILL BUCKLEY: Mark's face and chest is covered in blood, he's out of it! GUNS with the cover, MYGAWD he's going to do it!!!!!! GUNS makes the cover........hey..what! Juarez isn't counting the pin!!! What in the world!! Manuel Juarez is not counting the pin!! SAMMY BENSON: YESSSSSSSSSS!!! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS pulls at Juarez's shirt..urging him to count!! He's just looking at GUNS!! MANUEL JUAREZ:(to GUNS) NO ENGLISH..NO ENGLISH! SAMMY BENSON: Look at that...how is he suppose to count, when he doesn't know the language! BILL BUCKLEY: He speaks English quite fluidly, thank you very much!! What the heck is he doing!! GUNS to his feet, he's got Juarez by the neck!! The fans are going nuts..they don't know what's going on!!! Windham is slowly coming to! SAMMY BENSON: I've got a funny feeling about this, Buckley! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS yelling at Juarez, and rightfully so! Windham, reaches into his boot! HE'S GOT BRASS KNUCKLES!!! SAMMY BENSON: YESSSS!!! Just like Mariah says, ONE SWEET DAY!! WHOOO HOOOO! BILL BUCKLEY: Mark to his feet, he taps GUNS on the shoulder, and takes a wild swing!! HE'S KNOCKED OUT GUNS!!! HE JUST CLOBBERED GUNS WITH THE BRASS KNUCKS!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?? SAMMY BENSON: Thank you so much...thank you lord!! BILL BUCKLEY: LOOK AT JUAREZ..HE'S JUMPING UP AND DOWN LIKE HE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!!! FOR GOODNESS' SAKES HE'S BEEN PAID OFF!! SAMMY BENSON: Nothing gets by you, does it? BILL BUCKLEY: Manuel Juarez is jumping for joy, meanwhile, Windham has GUNS pinned!! Juarez is too busy celebrating he doesn't realize Windham has GUNS pinned!!! SAMMY BENSON: What an idiot! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham screaming at Juarez, wait..(fans erupt) HERE COMES HORNET!! YESSSS!! YESSSSS! --------------------------------------------------------- BILL BUCKLEY: Windham has GUNS dead to rights, but Juarez is having some sort of fit!! SAMMY BENSON: Come on you idiot...count the freakin' pin!! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET is scaling the cage!! He's trying to get in!!! Windham runs over and grabs Manuel by the shirt!! He's dragging him over to GUNS!! SAMMY BENSON: Hurry you moron, count the pin!! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET IS IN THE CAGE!!!! WINDHAM WITH THE COVER, AND JUAREZ TO COUNT..... SAMMY BENSON: You can do it....come on!! BILL BUCKLEY: 1........2........(HORNET dives and catches Juarez's arm right before it hits the mat for the 3!) YESS!!!(Fans go wild) HORNET has the hand of Juarez.. he's pointing his finger to the fans.... HORNET:(shaking head and finger) NO...NO....NO!! SAMMY BENSON: What is that goob doing here!! This doesn't concern him!! BILL BUCKLEY: He's trying to save his best friend!! Windham goes after HORNET, but HORNET catches him with a savat kick! HORNET whips Windham into the corner, HORNET SPLASH!!! I LOVE IT!! I LOVE IT! SAMMY BENSON: I'm going to cry..... BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS TO HIS KNEES..HE SEES WHAT HORNET HAS DONE!! GUNS HAS A HUGE SMILE ON HIS FACE!! HE LOOKS TO THE FANS AND POINTS TO HORNET, AS IF TO SAY..THERE'S MY BEST FRIEND!! SAMMY BENSON: Spare me! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET AND GUNS EMBRACE!! THEY EXCHANGE WORDS, HORNET TOLD GUNS TO GO OVER AND FINISH OFF WINDHAM!! HE'S GOING TO FORCE JUAREZ TO COUNT!! SAMMY BENSON: I'm getting sick.... BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS HAS WINDHAM SET FOR ANOTHER PILEDRIVER!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD???? IT JUST LOOKED LIKE... JUAREZ JUST SLIPPED SOMETHING TO HORNET!! SAMMY BENSON: There's hope!! BILL BUCKLEY: IT'S TAPE! HE'S TAPING UP HIS FIST.. HORNET BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, DISCUS PUNCH ON GUNS!!! OHMYGAWD!! HE'S BEEN KNOCKED SILLY, BY HIS OWN FREAKIN' BEST FRIEND!! SAMMY BENSON: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET STOMPS AWAY AT GUNS! WINDHAM IS UP.. HE LOOKS AT HORNET!! THEY BOTH START LAUGHING!! WHAT IN THE HECK IS GOING ON?!!! SAMMY BENSON: It's a set-up the whole thing is a set-up!! GUNS has been scammed!! BILL BUCKLEY: WINDHAM HAS GUNS....AT HIS MERCY.....IMPLANT DDT!! SAMMY BENSON: It's over..it's really, really over!! BILL BUCKLEY: Juarez with the count!! 1..2...3!!!!!! WE'VE GOT A NEW ENTERPRISE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! HORNET JUMPS IN THE ARMS OF WINDHAM!!! BOTH MEN ARE GOING CRAZY!! LOOK AT THEM!! THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE TWO MEN, THAT HAVE BEEN FUEDING FOR TWO YEARS NOW!!! SAMMY BENSON: Listen up boys and girls, what took place tonight was perhaps the set-up of the year, decade, century..of all freaking time!!! BILL BUCKLEY: JUAREZ, HANDS WINDHAM THE BELT HE COVETS SO MUCH!! HE'S A WORLD CHAMPION, AT LAST!! SAMMY LOOK AT JUAREZ, THE MAN THINKS HE JUST WON THE BELT HIMSELF!! SAMMY BENSON: You gotta love the little guy!! BILL BUCKLEY: JUAREZ, HUGS WINDHAM....WINDHAM, WITH AN IMPLANT DDT ON JUAREZ..GOODGAWD! I THINK HE JUST BROKE HIS NECK!! THIS IS CRAZY!! HORNET HOOKS IN THE SCORPION DEATHLOCK ON GUNS!! SAMMY BENSON: AMERICA'S TEAM IS BACK..BABY! AFTER THREE YEARS, AMERICA'S TEAM, HORNET AND WINDHAM HAVE REUNITED! BILL BUCKLEY: I'm not so sure they ever drifted apart! They could have been planning this for the past two years! SAMMY BENSON: Anything is possible Buckley! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS is screaming out in pain...his best friend has stabbed him in the back, and he's hooked in the SCORPION DEATHLOCK!! HORNET is trying to end the man's career for the second time!! SAMMY BENSON: More power to him! BILL BUCKLEY: They've always been friends...since childhood, in the eight years they've been in the CSWA, well...I'd expect something like this from Windham, but not HORNET...not the FRANCHISE! So many kids look up to him, and he's turned his back on them!! WHY!! WHY??!! SAMMY BENSON: Why Nancy, it's simple! He hasn't turned his back on the fans..he's just simply turned his back on GUNS! Whatever the case may be, it seems HORNET has a new attitude, and have to admit it, Buckley...this has to be the greatest set-up of all-times!! BILL BUCKLEY: I'm not admitting anything, Sammy! FINALLY, AS THE CAGE BEGINS TO GO UP...HELP ARRIVES!! WINDHAM AND HORNET HEAD FOR THE HILLS BUT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE!! GUNS ISN'T MOVING, HE'S LOST HIS BEST FRIEND, AND THE WORLD TITLE!! SAMMY BENSON: Awww...poor GUNS! BILL BUCKLEY: I'm disgusted...disgusted to even know HORNET and Windham right now!! SAMMY BENSON: For the past two years, we've all thought Mark Stonewall Jackson Windham was crazy!! We found out tonight, he's just CRAZY LIKE A FOX!! ---------------------------------------------------------j (Note: below is roleplay following the GUNS/Windham match; the other match is below.) PRODIGY(R) interactive personal service 08/02 12:41 PM Board: WRESTLING BB Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY Subject: CSWA: WW7 49 To: YAZA17D Stephen Thomas Date: 3/19/96 From: TJWW23A Robert Schmid Time: 11:50PM ET (FADEIN: The locker room after Winter's Warriors VII. GUNS is sitting down holding hishead in his hands.) GUNS: (Looks up at the camera and laughs.) You know something...I thought I'd seen it all. But this really takes the cake. (Laughs.) Hornet...I'll admit it...you played me like a CHEAP VIOLIN...just like you always have! You know... Jim Williams wasn't all too far off when he called you the Anti Christ! The man was speaking the truth the whole time...it's ironic. It's really ironic...the writing was on the wall but I just refused to read it. I bought into the "Greatest American Hero" just like all those people out there with their foam fingers and their Hornet face paint. I bought into it, Hornet...and you SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER! Hornet...you got me! Are you happy now? You got me...you set the trap and I fell for it HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER!! Well, that's fine! I'll give you a round of applause? You and Windham fooled just about EVERYBODY in the CSWA...but the difference is, boys...that I'm not one of the fans you hurt tonight. I'm not wearing my Hornet face paint with tears welling up in my eyes as I throw my foam finger in the garbage! Hornet...I thought you were my FRIEND...I thought you were...(Laughs.) Well...it really doesn't matter what I thought anymore, does it. All that matters is what IS! And what has happened here tonight is that you two have brought me right back down to rock bottom! You two have taken everything away from me! You've robbed me of my only friend in the sport...you've robbed me of my dignity...but most of all, boys...you've robbed me of the UNIFIED title...you've robbed me of the EN title...FOR THE LAST TIME! I'm not gonna TAKE IT ANYMORE! It's all laid out on the table now, isn't it!! No more tricks...no more deception...it's all out in the open now! Hornet...the last time we were on opposite sides of the ring...I was on one leg going solely on emotion...solely on GUTS...and you still needed EVERYTHING in your power to BEAT ME! Well...things have certainly changed now, haven't they? You see...Hornet...I've returned with a Bionic Knee and a new lease on my career...and you've shown your true colors...that's all well and good, Hornet! But Hornet...you're gonna pay for what you did here tonight! You're going to PAY for selling me down the river! You're going to WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! Hornet...Windham...and even that idiot Mexican Juarez...it's NO MORE MR. NICE GUY! You wanna PLAY? THEN LET'S PLAY!! Hornet...Windham...I'm coming for you! It's not about the UNIFIED title anymore... you've changed my whole outlook! You've made it PERSONAL!! Whether I ever win that UNIFIED title or not...know THIS!! I am going to go down in history as the man who DESTROYED AMERICA'S TEAM ONCE AND FOR ALL!! Hornet...Windham...you've made your beds...now you've GOTTA SLEEP IN THEM!! (Storms out of the locker room.) PRODIGY(R) interactive personal service 08/02 12:41 PM Board: WRESTLING BB Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY Subject: CSWA: WW7 49 To: TJWW23A Robert Schmid Date: 3/20/96 From: PBAL46D Cs Merritt Time: 12:39AM ET (From Hornet's home in Greensboro) Hornet: Aw, Mark, we've made our beds and now we're gonna have to lie in them! I'm scared, Mark! (laughs) Windham: (laughing) GUNS, you're exactly right, you fell for every bit of it. You fell for the act on both sides, you assumed that I was crazy as a loon and that Hornet actually had some sort of friendship for you. You know what they say about assuming, GUNS. Hornet: GUNS, since October 1994, when I took the Unified Title back from Mark, this has all been in the works. Mark's fall from grace, his "psychotic" behavior, his divorce, our "feud," every single bit of it was contrived for your benefit. For you, and for others like Randalls, Cornette, and everyone else. Tonight, you found out that Mark is indeed CRAZY LIKE A FOX! Mark: Ya know, GUNS, I could almost feel sorry for you. You looked so pitiful lying there in the ring. Sort of like Nancy Kerrigan. Why!? WHY??? Hornet: (laughing) GUNS, don't try to play me against the fans. Did you hear the cheers, GUNS? When I defeated Williams, once and for all, the crowd cheered. When I came running out, the crowd cheered. And when Mark and I left the arena, GUNS, the crowd cheered. There's a reason we're called "America's Team." You may not have liked our methods, GUNS, but it really doesn't matter. What matters is that THIS MAN (pointing to Mark) has the World Title around his waist, where it belongs. Mark: Did you really think you'd get away with it GUNS? The fans haven't forgotten what you did. It hasn't even been a year, GUNS, not a year since you tossed Hornet over the top rope in the IRONMAN of Champions. He had you beaten, and then you threw him over the top. He had the Unified Title won AGAIN, but you took it away by cheating. So he did the only thing left to do once you had injured him by cheating, he made sure you wouldn't get your hands on the Unified Title. And since then, GUNS, you never have. Every time Hornet and I "interfered" in your matches, every time you came SO close to getting a title, we were there. It was planned, every step of the way. And guess what? It worked, and we pulled the greatest scam of all-time. And there's no one who deserved it more. (next) Hornet: You're right, GUNS, you're right back at the bottom. Right where I left you when you retired. But don't threaten us, GUNS. After tonight, don't even pretend that you're in any condition to make threats. You want to break up America's Team? Only two men were ever able to do that, GUNS, and you're looking at them. It's time for you to choose your path, GUNS. If that means coming after us, then by all means, bring it on. Mark: And GUNS, let me put it in perspective. Don't believe that anyone else but you got hurt tonight. I have my wife and child, just as I always have. And I've also got my best friend, just as I always have. The fans have America's Team back. And don't pretend that they were ever cheering solely for you, GUNS. It was your association with Hornet that made you a "fan favorite," and now that's all gone. Hornet: GUNS, a few months ago, I did you a favor, helping you get revenge on Randalls. I did it because it fit into my plans, and because it fit into my own revenge. Sleep well tonight, GUNS, if you can. Because I know I sure will. Mark: Nighty night GUNS, don't let the bed bugs bite. PRODIGY(R) interactive personal service 08/02 12:41 PM Board: WRESTLING BB Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY Subject: CSWA: WW7 49 To: PBAL46D Cs Merritt Date: 3/20/96 From: TJWW23A Robert Schmid Time: 11:52AM ET (Laughs.) Hornet, you know what the sad thing is? You really think you ACCOMPLISHED something here tonight. Yeah...you stole my EN World Heavyweight title from me. Well, if Mark wants it THAT bad...if he wants it THAT BAD...then he can have it as far as I'm concerned! The two times I've won that title...I've done it the RIGHT WAY! Back at BOB XI, I went through four of the top superstars in the CSWA at the time to win that title in the one night tournament. And then I went on to beat Randalls and Windham in the SAME NIGHT to get the belt BACK...after you stole my chance on Christmas, that is. Well, Hornet, the facts are that Windham may be "crazy like a fox"...but he still needed you and a corrupt referee to beat me! Hornet...you took me in as your partner because you were afraid...you were afraid of stepping in that ring with me again...the REAL ME! Not the shell of myself that you needed everything at your disposal to beat in Orlando! But when you saw that even my friendship with you wouldn't quench my desire for the UNIFIED title...when you saw that I wouldn't be satisfied to play your second fiddle...you went back to the only man who ever could! Well, Hornet, I'm glad you've got your obedient lap dog back...and if the fans want to cheer for you, hey that's cool with me...because I've never been one to GIVE A DAMN what the people think! They might not care what you've done, Hornet. But I care...and everywhere you and your little buddy go... I'm gonna be right behind! I never said I was going to break up America's Team, Hornet. When I said I would DESTROY America's Team...I meant it. You two will be together forever...in the hospital to the retirement to matching plots in the CEMETERY! I'm through with partners...I'm through with managers...and if the fans want to support a man like you, well, then I'm through with the fans too. It's GUNS against the world, just like it was when I first came to the CSWA...and that's EXACTLY HOW I LIKE IT!! So Hornet, make sure that you have your obedient lapdog Windham watching your back and keep throwing him his bone...because when I come for you, Hornet, and I WILL come for you...I want Windham to be there too... because this isn't about titles anymore...it's PERSONAL... and when I take you down...I'm taking YOU BOTH DOWN!! And I'm going to go down in history as the man who DESTROYED AMERICA'S TEAM!! -- GUNS Strongest Arms in the World PRODIGY(R) interactive personal service 08/02 12:42 PM Board: WRESTLING BB Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY Subject: CSWA: WW7 49 To: TJWW23A Robert Schmid Date: 3/20/96 From: PBAL46D Cs Merritt Time: 6:31PM ET (laughing) Afraid, GUNS? You're beginning to sound like Randalls when he was on his "Darkness" kick. GUNS...let's look back....in every encounter that mattered, I beat you. Except once. But I even beat you then really, didn't I? Because you never put MY Unified strap around your waist. GUNS, I took you as my partner for two reasons: One, it fit into the plans of America's Team. Two, you begged me to help you get revenge on Randalls. Begged me, 'Roid boy. As for "destroying" America's Team....like I said, GUNS, only two men have ever been able to do that, and that's Hornet and Mark Windham. But if you want to TRY, then you're certainly welcome. Bring it on. -Hornet ------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------- (Winter's Warriors continues) BB: I still can't believe it! I can't believe what we've just seen! AMERICA'S TEAM is BACK!! I never thought, never hoped, it could happen! SB: I told you, Buckley! I told you that Hornet couldn't be trusted, that GUNS ought to take his marbles and run! Because Hornet and Windham are the two most jealous people in this sport, and they won't stop till they have what they want, no matter how they get it! BB: Well, Windham has what he wants, Sammy. Because he's the new ENTERPRISE WORLD CHAMPION! He has around his waist once more, a World Championship, something that has eluded himself throughout his career! Not since September 1994, when he held the Unified Title for just three weeks, has Windham ever had a World Title around his waist, not in his eight year career! SB: Oh, and looky who was there to give it to him. Hornet and a paid off referee! BB: As you always say, Sammy, it isn't cheating unless you get caught! And in this case, it was a NO EXCUSES match! Anything goes, and anything went! And speaking of no excuses, this next match, the final of tonight's TRIPLE MAIN EVENT, is all about RESPECT! SB: That's right. It's time. As they pull that cage down, we're just moments away from seeing CS Enterprises get what they deserve! Especially that Merritt! He's stuck his nose in other people's business for too long now, and tonight was the last straw! BB: But how much can Schmid's mind be on this match? He just proposed to Teri Melton, and she has yet to answer! SB: His hate for CS Enterprises runs as deeply as his love for Teri, Buckley. BB: And what about Ventolo? Will he come to this match drunk as a doorknob like he has in the past? SB: He works better with a few beers in him, Buckley. BB: Well, we're just moments away from the introductions in this one. Let's go down to Rhubarb Jones. RJ: Thank you Bill. Fans, it's time for the final match of the night, the final in this TRIPLE MAIN EVENT! First, the two CSWA Vice-Presidents who are on a quest to end CS Enterprises.....from backwater New Jersey and dumpwater Durham, here are MIKE VENTOLO and ROBERT SCHMID!!! SB: They look ready to rumble, Buckley. And they're going to take CS out! BB: Hold on, Sammy, I've just received word from downstairs. Let's go down to Stan Parsons, who is with Teri Melton! SP: Teri, just forty minutes ago, "President" Robert Schmid proposed to you. Down on one knee, with a ring and flowers and everything. Will you have an answer for him at the end of this match? TM: Yes I will, Stan. He's waited long enough, and I've made up my mind. SP: What will that answer be, Teri, if I may ask? TM: I'm going to accept, Stan! I'm going to be Mrs. President Schmid! SB: NOOOOOOO!!! How can she marry that worthless piece of trash? Why can't she marry THIS worthless piece of trash. (breaking down in tears) BB: CALM YOURSELF, Benson! Well, it certainly looks like whether Schmid wins this match tonight or not, he's gotten what he truly wants out of life, and that is Teri Melton! Let's go back down to Rhubarb. RJ: Ladies and Gentlemen, their opponents. For just under eight years, these two men have served as co-owners, co-presidents, and co-commissioners of this great wrestling federation. They took it from a small warehouse here in Greensboro, and built it into the empire it is today. They brought in all the talent you've seen before you tonight. And tonight, they're looking to silence two of their greatest critics, two men who serve them as vice-presidents. Ladies and Gentlemen, from Murray, Kentucky and Greensboro, NC respectively, here are the honorable co-commissioners of the C-S-W-A...."The Kentucky Kid" Stephen Thomas and "The Enforcer" Chad Merritt, the GODFATHERS of Professional Wrestling, CS ENTERPRISES! BB: Well, Sammy, RESPECT is what's on the line tonight. And these men look ready. There are no rules, except that the match ends when one man on the opposite team says "I Respect You." And I don't know which of these men is going to be the first to say it. SB: Well, we all know that Ventolo's too drunk to put together a sentence. BB: SAMMY! You're not one to be talking about drunks! And Ventolo's "problems" have been severely overstated, especially by his tag team partner! Hold on a second, CS Enterprises are coming this way, to stop by the commentating table before entering the ring. Hello Chad, Steve. Merritt: Hello, Bill. We've got a little business to take care of before we get in the ring and mop the mat with those two losers. Sammy, you can gather up your things and clear out. SB: Excuse me??? Thomas: You heard the man, Benson. You're services are no longer required. SB: EXCUSE ME??? I'm under contract you know! BB: Actually, Sammy, no your not. Your contract lapsed last week....you remember, I told you, but you had had one two many martinis. SB: Et tu, Buckley? I can't believe this. Eight years of nothing but loyal service, and this is what I get? Merritt: I'd hardly call it loyal service. All your cras comments, the drunkeness during work, the cutting off of the Andy Griffith Telethon! Not to mention helping Ray S. buy out two of the Board of Directors spots awhile back? SB: That's all in the past, fellas. You know that.... Merritt: You're fired, Sammy. It's over. SB: But! Thomas: (on his cellular phone) Marvin? Code Red. (To Sammy) You have just under three minutes to exit the arena, Sammy. SB: Why you! (Reaches out to choke Merritt) Thomas: (hitting Benson over the head with the phone) (turns to security) Security, get him out of here. BB: Well, folks, you've just seen it. After eight years of managing and mostly commentating, if you can call it that, here in the CSWA, Sammy Benson has just been FIRED! And oh what a beautiful moment it is! Sweet, sweet justice. (Phone rings) Thomas: Ok, Jimmy, thanks. Time? Merritt: One minute, four seconds. Thomas: A new record! Remind me to give Jimmy a raise. Merritt: Hey, I didn't think that phone would work. Thomas: Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'. Merritt: Well, Bill, hope that makes your life a little easier. I know it does mine. Now I won't be getting those obscene calls from Andy Griffith at 2am anymore. Now onto the real business. BB: Well, fans, Merritt and Thomas seem ready for action, although with the three-piece suits on, you could hardly tell. They step into the ring, and immediately jaw with Ventolo and Schmid, who are a little more aptly dressed for the occasion. Merritt and Thomas begin taking off their suit jackets to get ready to brawl, but Ventolo and Schmid attack!!! Ventolo pulls Thomas' coat over his head, and Schmid immediately goes after Merritt, taking it to him with a closed fist. Schmid and Merritt certainly have a history, going all the way back to the AAWC's final card, "Under New Ownership." More recently, Schmid has mentioned his desires to bring back the AAWC, which the CSWA currently owns after buying it from Schmid. And that's not even mentioning the little incident with the vat of chocolate. SB: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! BB: That was a live camera shot from outside the Thomas Arena, where Sammy Benson has just been thrown into the gutter by security again, after trying to enter the building! I love it! We've got a new referee in the ring, Patrick Young, one of the most junior refs in the CSWA. He's standing back, letting the action take place in the "Respect" match, where nothing counts except three little words. Young is standing ready with the microphone, but no one appears to be in that bad a situation yet. Schmid still has Merritt on the mat, but Merritt just pulled a roll of quarters from his jacket and nailed Schmid with them! He heads over to the corner, takes off his coat jacket and shirt and gets a hold of that leather strap in the corner! He's strapping Schmid like there's no tomorrow! But Schmid, who no doubt has the most experience of all those in this match, quickly rolls outside. And look who's there, but his psychiatrist Dr. Monroe! Merritt and Thomas could be in severe trouble now! Monroe clocks Schmid on the head once with that mallet, and it appears that one of the "faces of Schmid" is back. Schmid climbs slowly back into the ring where Merritt and Thomas are doing a number on Ventolo. Merritt turns away from the action to try and knock Schmid off the apron, but Schmid sidesteps the clothesline and Merritt ends up clotheslining himself on the rope and hitting the mat hard. This could be the Adler face we're seeing here! If so, Merritt could be in severe trouble! Schmid picks up Merritt, ADLERPLEX! BB: Merritt is in severe trouble, as Schmid has him locked in with the Adlerplex! But Schmid's "Adler face" may have made a severe mistake....pins don't count in this one! Thomas quickly rushes over and clocks Schmid upside the head with the cellular phone! Schmid begins covering his exposed chest and screaming...this has got to be the "Teri Melton" face. How incredibly sad. Thomas has no qualms about taking out this "woman," and quickly DDTs Schmid into the mat hard! But it looks like Thomas just knocked himself out!!!! When he DDTed Schmid, he nailed him own head on his cellular phone!!! "The Kentucky Kid" is OUT! Merritt quickly grabs the strap and starts beating on Schmid, who is still down from the DDT. But here comes Ventolo, who sneaks up behind Merritt and takes him down with an axehandle blow to the back. Now Ventolo has a hold of the strap and he wraps it around Merritt's neck! He's choking the life out of Merritt! And now Schmid is up, and he's in Merritt's face, telling him to give it up, to give him the respect he deserves!! Schmid grabs the microphone from Patrick Young! Schmid: Alright Merritt, I'll put this in terms you can understand. You've got two choices here. One, you can be choked to death by my drunk partner over there. Two, you can speak those three little words into this mic..."I respect you." Ready, Merritt? It's decision time. And you only get one chance. BB: Schmid's holding the mic down by Merritt. Ventolo lets up on choking "The Enforcer" for a moment so we can get his answer. Merritt: Schmiddy.......YOU STINK!!!! BB: The crowd goes wild, and so does Schmid! He can't believe it!! Ventolo wraps the strap around Merritt's neck again, and Merritt looks very close to being choked out!!! But Schmid and Ventolo forgot about Thomas! Thomas has a hold of that cellular phone once again, and he just NAILED Schmid with it, this time to the back, not the head. And a quick boot to Ventolo's head by Thomas releases Merritt from his predicament. Merritt quickly retreats to the corner, trying to suck some air through that bruised windpipe. And now it's "The Kentucky Kid" who's going toe to toe with Ventolo. They lock up, and Thomas delivers a VERY low blow, and then drops Ventolo with a DDT! Who taught Thomas that DDT!!!! At least this time he didn't hit his head on the phone! Schmid is on his feet, though, and he quickly drops a legdrop on both Thomas and Ventolo. I guess he figured taking out the opponent was more important than the welfare of his partner. But Merritt rushes out of the corner and nails Schmid with a clothesline! And now Merritt has that strap wrapped around Schmid's neck! Patrick Young hands Thomas the microphone, but instead of trying to get Schmid's reply, he simply starts beating on Schmid and the prone Ventolo with it!!! I think after that DDT by Thomas and the legdrop by Schmid, Ventolo may be out! Or he just doesn't want to get involved in this anymore and is playing possum. But meanwhile, Merritt continues to choke the life out of Schmid, who is desperately trying to break free of that strap! Merritt and Thomas are taking it to Schmid! But on the other side of the ring, Ventolo is getting to his feet! Neither man sees him yet. Merritt and Thomas could be in real trouble here! Ventolo advances slowly, and then taps Thomas on the back of the shoulder! Thomas turns around and almost decks Ventolo with the microphone, but Ventolo ducks. Ventolo says something to Thomas...it looks like he's calling a truce. He's asking for the mic....we could have the end of the match right now!!! Marvin, jack up the volume on that microphone! ----------------------------------------------------------- (Tag Team Main Event continues) Ventolo: (with mic) Merritt, Thomas, for months now, I've listened to Schmiddy there talk about you, plot against you and talk about having his own league against and marrying Teri Melton. And I've also listened to him call me a drunk. But tonight, when he legdropped me along with you, Thomas, I knew that Schmid was only in this for himself. He doesn't care what happens to me. I'm not gonna end this match, bosses, that's for you to get Schmid to do. But I know which side I want to be on. BB: Ventolo hands the microphone back to Thomas and drops a knee down on the back of Schmid! Ventolo has turned on his tag team partner, and now Schmid is all alone! He has no one to turn to, unless Teri Melton decides to come save her man! Wait a second, Chad Merritt is letting up on the strap. Schmid gasps for air, he was almost totally unconscious. Thomas motions for Ventolo to hold Schmid, and now Merritt is going up top! What is going on? I knew I had heard Merritt and Thomas joke about doing maneuvers in the pool, but what are they planning here! Merritt's up top, Ventolo's holding Schmid down by his arms in the center of the ring, and Thomas is standing just below Merritt. ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!!!! CS Enterprises just did a rocket launcher and NAILED Schmid!!! If this one were for a pin, folks, it would be all over right here! Ventolo pulls Schmid to his feet and is holding his arms behind him. Thomas has the microphone once again! But now Merritt is in his face. Merritt slaps Schmid full across the face, and again, and again! Thomas pulls him off of Schmid. Thomas: Already, Schmid, you wanted to give options? Here are yours. You thought you could undermine us, you thought you could replace us, you thought you could run this place without us. Well, guess what, Schmid, we ARE this place, and there's nothing that you, or anyone else, can do about it! It's over, Schmid. Your days of trying to get glory by dethroning the Godfathers is over. Now it's time to pay the piper, Schmiddy. We're cashing in the chips, "Mr. President." Tell him, Enforcer. Merritt: You see, Schmiddy, the outcome was never in doubt! You thought your multiple personalities could win the war for you. You thought that you could gain our trust and then turn on us. But it all backfired on you, Robert. It all blew up in your face. You've come to the end of the road. Go directly to jail, do not pass GO, do not collect $200. So say it, Schmid, say what all these people have been waiting to hear you say! BB: Schmid is shaking his head, he's refusing to say it. Thomas: One way or the other, Schmid. We can do this the EASY way, or we can do this the HARD way. But one way or the other, you're gonna say those words. The easy way is for you to go ahead and admit defeat, Schmid. The hard way involves us stringing you up by your neck and throwing you over the top rope until you either say it or you get hanged into unconsciousness. It's your choice, Schmid. BB: Thomas puts the microphone in front of CSWA VP Robert Schmid's face. Schmid looks furious, he looks ready to kill Merritt or Thomas, but he also has a look in his eye like he knows he's beaten. There's no way out of this for him, it's time for him to retreat and live to fight again another day. Schmid: Alright. Alright you corrupt muthas....I..... RESPECT you. Merritt: Now that wasn't so hard, was it? BB: Merritt just nailed Schmid in the head with the microphone, laying him out in the center of the ring! BB: Fans, we've just seen a first here! Chad Merritt and Stephen Thomas, CS Enterprises, have won their first ever match in the ring over CSWA VPs Mike Ventolo and Robert Schmid! They didn't just win, they humiliated Schmid. I don't think he's going to take this well at all. And apparently not, because here he is with the mic! Schmid: Well, I hope all you fans got a big laugh out of this...because I'm sick and TIRED of it! I worked my butt off trying to make the AAWC the best league in the business, but it was a lot of hard work, and CS Enterprises gave me an offer I couldn't refuse. I could join them, and actually be given a chance to step into the ring...but I'm tired of being a circus clown! I'm tired of pretending to be Tom Adler or Steven Flair. I'm tired of having to KISS MEN in my matches! I'm sick of the midgets and the lights and the bells and the whistles. So, from this day forward...I QUIT! I'm re-starting the AAWC, and CS Enterprises can't stop me...so fans, come check out the AAWC...no, not where the BIG BOYS play...but where REAL MEN WRESTLE! Merritt: You want the AAWC? You're welcome to it, Schmiddy. The only reason we bought it in the first place was because we saw it as an opportunity to disgrace you personally. And it worked, didn't it? You were humiliated in your "match" with Teri Melton, you were forced into hiding after the card. And when you returned, you became a freak of nature, running around acting as shallow copies of real men and women. You want the truth, Schmiddy? Can you handle it? We've used you. Every day since are "association" with you began, you've been used. In the AAWC, in the CSWA, and everywhere else you've shown your sorry little head, you've been used. You're nothing but what you've chosen to be: a pathetic man who pathetically copies men and women of real power. So you want the AAWC back? Fine, we'll even make you a belt to replace the one that was merged with the Unified Title. But remember, you also owe us a million dollars, to pay us back. We don't need it now....it just gives another excuse to use you in the future. Schmiddy: You're lying. You never used me! You never had power over me! (Grabs Merritt) Merritt: I suggest that you take your hands off of me. Schmiddy: Say it! Say you're lying! SAY IT! Merritt: You wish I were lying, kid. You know it's all true. You've been scammed for a year. Teri, the beating, the multiple personalities... Schmiddy: NO! You're lying! Merritt: I told you to get your hands off me. I'm not telling you again. Mike? (Ventolo rushes toward the two men. Merritt drops to one knee, and Schmid is caught with a flying clothesline that levels him. Merritt stands, and is joined by Thomas. Together, they stomp Schmid viciously into the mat.) Thomas: You wanted the truth? This is the truth, Schmid! You're nothing! Merritt: Need more truth, Schmid? Well here it is! ---------------------------------------------------------- Merritt: Here's your proof, Schmid. Schmid: Doctor...Monroe? BB: Schmid's psychologist, Dr. Marvin Monroe has stepped into the ring. Hey, what's he doing!!?? He pulling his face off!! Merritt: Not Monroe, Schmid. But your old friend, Doctor GUGGEN! Schmid: NOOOOOO!!!! BB: That's Doctor Guggen, the former manager of "Poopman" Bob Praxis, the former Greensboro Champ! Merritt: All the "personalities," Schmid. All the times you made a fool of yourself. All the times you thought you actually had found a way to make a name for yourself. (Merritt steps away to the corner and is given something by one of the ring girls. He stands over Schmid, who is conscious, but being restrained by Thomas' boot on his chest.) Schmid: I'll kill you, "Chartmaster." I still have Teri. Merritt: Idle threats, Schmiddy. And whether Teri wants you or not remains to be seen. I've got one more chart to show you, Schmiddy. Here it is. Schmid: (through gritted teeth) It's a zero. Merritt: Exactly, "President" Schmid. It's a zero. You know what it means? Schmid: That you and Steve are idiots? Merritt: (laughing) It means one thing and one thing only......You were never a VP! You are NOTHING! (Merritt and Thomas being walking away, out of the ring. Schmid rolls out of the ring and onto his feet, and begins running after the two men.) Schmid: You'll pay for this! You'll pay! Thomas: I think you should stop right there. (Schmid advances another step.) Thomas: However you want it. I just thought you might want to meet the newest member of our staff. Schmid: And who might that be? A hooker for your own personal pleasure. Thomas: Nope, a bodyguard. And you're about to find out why. Schmid: Another one of your goons to beat me senseless and throw me out on the streets again? I thought you two were more original than that. Merritt: Oh, we are, Schmiddy. You didn't underestimate us at all. But you see, we've also found that elements from the past, if used correctly of course, reintroduced at just the right time, can make for perfect business. Schmid: The past, huh? And who might that be? Merritt: You haven't guessed, Schmiddy? I'm disappointed in you. The one man that you're truly afraid of in this world, and the revelation of your "doctor" didn't give it away? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Schmid: Just shut up and tell me!!!! Thomas: How about we let HIM tell you. Man: HELLOOOOO SCHMIDDY!!!!! I love how your name rhymes with... Schmid: NOOOOOOO!!!! Oh my dear lord NO! You can do this to me! You can't subject me to this torture. I said I respected you, I did! Merritt: Too little, too late, Schmiddy. Have fun with the AAWC. We just wanted to give you a little going away present. BB: Merritt and Thomas are leaving the ring area, with Schmid still in the center of the ring. He seems to be sobbing almost. Apparently all these surprises, finding out that CS was behind all his problems, that his doctor was really Doctor Guggen, and now this....Bob Praxis. He's cracked under the strain. Wait, Merritt has the mic once again, this time from the entryway. Merritt: Oh, Schmiddy? One last thing....Scoop this! Oh, ladies and gentlemen, this might be a good time to cover yourselves with that plastic we provided you earlier. BB: Schmid stands up. He's yelling at Merritt, but thankfully I can't make out what he's saying. Now he's yelling at Praxis! Praxis has pulled some kind of box out of his "wheelbarrow of justice" and presses the button! I'm putting this plastic over me!!! There's an explosion up in the rafters, and sparks shower down. There's a second explosion. Schmid is looking up trying to find the source. He's looks over at Praxis, but the third and fourth explosions bring his attention back to the rafters. Praxis: SURPRISE! Schmid: Oh......my...... BB: Dear.....lord! Schmid: POOP!!!!!!! BB: A massive amount of "guano" just dropped from the ceiling! It's covered the ring area, including Praxis and Schmid! Praxis, as he has in the past, is reveling in it, but Schmid is obviously disgusted!!! Lucky thing that those fans in the first few rows had that plastic handy!!! I think that sent Schmid over the edge. Wait a second, we almost forgot, there's Teri Melton!!!! She was coming out to accept Schmid's proposal! Schmid rushes out of the ring, slipping twice on the "mess" covering the ring. He rushes down to Teri, who is trying not to gag in the aisle. Schmid: Teri? Teri? What do you say, honey? Do you accept? Forget about all this. Will you marry me? Teri: Schmiddy, hon, I can honestly say that after seeing this, I can never LOOK at you again, let alone MARRY you! You're disgusting!!!! Schmid: But Teri, I thought you loved me!!! Teri: Praxis....get this filth out of here!!!! BB: Bob Praxis just dumped the guano-covered Schmid unceremoniously into his wheelbarrow, and he's headed for the exit! Fans, I hate to end on such a stomach-turning note, but what a great night of action we've had. I'm just glad you can smell all this through your television sets. A new CSWA Presidential Champion, new Greensboro Champion, new USN Champion. Not to mention the return of Tom Adler in CSWA singles action, as well as those great tag matches between teams like the Disco Express, <> Cutters, and the team formerly known as the Horsemen. We saw Hornet get his revenge on Jim Williams in that electrified steel cage, and Mark Windham take his second World Championship from GUNS who has NO EXCUSES. And of course, my favorite part, the public firing of Sammy Benson. And let's not mention what just happened here in the last thirty minutes. In fact, if you're taping this on your VCRs, just edit out everything after Schmid says "I respect you." What a night. Fans, that's all the time we have. This is Bill Buckley, thanking the Lord above that I'm not joined by Sammy Benson, signing off from here at the Thomas Indoor/Outdoor Arena with WINTER'S WARRIORS VII: The Unforgettable Fire! Well, there were a couple of things more unforgettable than the fire, I'll tell ya that. Fans, we hope to see you soon as the CSWA's annual celebration begins for an entire month with CSWA ANNIVERSARY 1996: Hot Southern Days and Rock 'N Roll Nights! See you then! Man, that smell! ------------------------------------------------------------ (Outside the arena) Sammy Benson: How could they do this to me? At least they tossed out my stuff. I've got a sixpack of warm brew, a clean change of underwear..... (Praxis comes running by with the "covered" Schmid in the wheelbarrow) SB: Man, and I thought I had a rough night!!! (Running after the wheelbarrow) I'm coming for ya Schmiddy!!!! You're gonna need an announcer in the AAWC, right? I'll save you Schmiddy!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ (Inside the arena) Merritt: Well, I thought, all in all, that went rather well. Thomas: I've gotta agree. Although I wonder if that last bit was just a little over the top. Ventolo: I feel sorry for whoever has to clean all that up down there! Merritt: Well you better get over your pity and get started... Ventolo: You're not serious. Thomas: What, you thought you were getting out of this unscathed? Think again. It's not like we have Gethard around to take care of this mess. Ventolo: Alright, I'll get started... Merritt: And Mike? Ventolo: Yes? Merritt: Don't forget the gum under the seats this time as well. We've had complaints.... BB: Fans, I've received word that we're still on the air, even though we're over time for this event. But we wanted to bring you these pictures. Apparently, Tom Adler has decided to make Scott Waters a priority this time out, because he's taking him to town back in the locker room! Waters and Adler have pulled down everything back there except the shower fixtures! Let's go down to Rudy Seitzer! RS: Bill, earlier tonight we all saw the return of SCOTT WATERS as he did a number on Tom Adler after his match with Peyton Wright. These two men have a history here in the CSWA. It was a couple of years ago that they battled for the CSWA Presidential Championship and Scott Waters sent Tom Adler packing in that loser leaves town match! Well, these two men may be older and have more experience under their belts, but this feud runs deep, and they're certainly showing it! Just minutes ago, Tom Adler, rushed down here, screaming for Waters. He found him in this dressing room, and proceeded to jump on him, literally, with both men in street clothes. This is certainly out of character for Adler, who is usually so reserved and so, shall we say, disdainful about Waters and many others! In fact, earlier tonight in a locker room interview, Adler spoke about how Waters was little more than a nuisance, and that he was ready to take him out anytime. Well it seems like now is the time! Security is breaking these two men apart. But even so, we've seen this feud escalate in just a night, and it looks like these two men will be headed onto ANNIVERSARY with a score to settle! Back to you, Bill! BB: Thanks, Rudy. Fans, we want to thank you for joining us tonight with all this action. Tonight, you saw some great feuds renewed like Scott Waters/Tom Adler and Hornet/Mike Randalls. Not even counting the return of AMERICA'S TEAM! Thanks for joining us, and we hope you enjoyed another incredible CSWA Spectacular. The Grandaddy of them all returns in just weeks, CSWA ANNIVERSARY 1996! It's been eight years in the making, folks! See you then! (concluded next post.....more with SCHMIDDY!) ---------------------------------------------------------- (A few days after Winter's Warriors VII, at Green Valley Hospital for the Mentally Insane) Doctor: Now, Mr. Schmid, I hope you've taken these last couple of days to think and rest. We wouldn't want to have to sedate you like we did when you were brought here. Schmid: I understand, Doctor. I apologize for that. Doc: Now, I have a couple of tests for you. I want you to look at these inkblots and tell me what you see. Just the first thing that comes to your mind. How about this one? Schmid: Poop.....I see poop. Doctor: Oh, really? And this one...? Schmid: It's poop, Doc, get it away! Doctor: This one? Schmid: POOP!!!!!!! Doctor: Nurse!!! Get the sedatives! ------------------------------------------------------------ (A week later at Green Valley) Orderly: Mail call. Smith, here ya go. Collins, looks like a blanket or something. Oh, stop crying, would you? Schmid, here ya go. Schmid: For me? Orderly: Yep, looks like a postcard and a package. Schmid: I wonder who it could be from? (reads) Dear Schmiddy, hope you're having a nice time at Green Valley. I'm sure they're taking good care of you. Just thought you might like to know that things are going well for me. Well, actually, things are going well for Timmy and I. After the "incident" with you, I decided to give Timmy another chance. He and I are doing well. In fact, he wanted to send you a gift to make you feel more at home. Hope you enjoy it. (Schmid opens the package) Schmid: A Fozzie the Bear doll? Well how nice of them. Oh, this is one of those where you press the nose and he talks. (Schmid presses the toy bear's nose. The head starts to swivel, getting faster and faster) Schmid: Wait a second. I don't think this is supposed to be happening! (The head of the bear explodes, leaving "you-know-what" all over the walls of the cell. A nurse comes by moments later.) Nurse: Mr. Schmid? It's time for your enema. (looks at the walls) Oh, I see you've already gone. Just one question, how did it get on the ceiling!? (fadeout)