(The scene opens up with the famous CSWA Laser Light Show. The cameras are panning around the arena, watching the laser show and focusing on the thousands of screaming fans in the audience. )

(The camera changes to the announcing booth, where Bill Buckley sits with his beautiful co-host Teri Melton. Melton is wearing an evening gown that looks like it’s one size too tight and a little to low cut. )

BILL BUCKLEY: Welcome fans to a new season of Primetime. That’s right, we’ve gone weekly here on U-62 and the action is set to begin here tonight in Vancouver. In case you haven’t already heard, the upcoming weeks here, we will be holding a very special Greensboro Championship Tournament on Primetime and tonight we will see the first matches of that tournament.

TERI MELTON: The Greensboro Championship is certainly a great stepping stone for any CSWA superstar who wants to start making a name for himself. That title has been held by some great competitors through the years, who have gone on to greater success stories.

BUCKLEY: Including the wrestler that you manage, Billy Starr, who is a two-time Greensboro Champion and is currently among the final four, who will battle it out for the World Championship at FISH FUND XII.

MELTON: Yeah, whatever. Don’t we have any matches to get to tonight ?

BUCKLEY: We certainly do have a full lineup ahead, so let’s take it down to the ring for our first match.

(The Camera view switches to an in ring spot where Rhubarb Jones is in the ring with a house mic. )

JONES: The following match is set for one fall with a twenty-minute time limit. Introducing first...from Reno, Nevada...weighing 270 pounds... "Sexy" STEVE HOTBODY!!!!

["I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd blares over the PA. Hotbody is a good-looking and "buff" man with long black hair, emerald green eyes, a great year-round tan, and a constant five o'clock shadow. He comes down to the ring wearing long black pants and a bow tie. He tears off the pants revealing wrestling tights that are black with a "paint splatter" motif.]

(Hotbody grabs the mic from Rhubarb. )

STEVE HOTBODY: KILL THE MUSIC. Fans, tonight you are in for something special… because I’m just that nice.

(Hotbody slides under the ropes and grabs the mic again.)

HOTBODY: Tonight I’ve decided that you fans deserve a little more then me just beating some poor sap into submission. So let me find the perfect lady.

(Hotbody stops in front of an attractive woman at ringside. )

HOTBODY: You look like a good enough woman to get the job done. I want you to pick a number from one to ten.

LADY<Totally flustered> Five…

(Hotbody gives the woman five kisses on the cheeks, and she proceeds to faint. )

HOTBODY: Well you heard the lady before she was a little.. overcome. The magic number is FIVE. I promise that I’ll beat this guy in under five minutes, or I will personally refund each and every one of your ticket prices.

(Huge Fan Pop)

HOTBODY: Don’t get your hopes to high, because this is the perfect body your ladies are staring at, and it’ll be seconds before I’m done with whatever loser they are throwing my way next.

(Hotbody drops the mic and heads back into the ring as Carl Brigsby makes his way down to ringside. Hotbody who never did get back into the ring, meets him with a running clothesline that levels Brigsby and leaves him flat on the concrete floor. Hotbody lifts him up and slams his head into the ring post, before stepping into the ring. )

BUCKLEY: Well Hotbody made a big claim and I guess he wants to make sure he doesn’t have to pay up. He’s left Brigsby laying flat on the concrete and the bell hasn’t even rung to officially open this match yet.

(Brigsby crawls under the bottom rope and into the ring as the bell sounds. )

MELTON: Now we are officially underway and ready for the five minute time limit.

BUCKLEY: Hotbody wasting no time, he’s lifting Brigsby back up to his feet, Standing Hurracarana. Wow, I can’t believe that. The big man at 270 shows some great agility.

MELTON: This kid looks like he’s got some serious talent.

BUCKLEY: Hotbody right back up to his feet, and he drags Brigsby with him. Irish Whip to the ropes.. SPINEBUSTER. This could be it right here.

MELTON: But Hotbody isn’t going for the win. He’s making a motion like he’s checking his watch.

BUCKLEY: He’s talking to Rhubarb Jones, who’s got the house mic.

JONES: Four Minutes Remaining. Four Minutes.

MELTON: I guess Hotbody wants a countdown.

BUCKLEY: But in the ring he’s looking to continue his assault on Carl Brigsby. BRAINBUSTER. Again though Hotbody just not looking for the finisher. Instead he’s going back over to Rhubarb.

(Hotbody gets handed the microphone. )

HOTBODY: I’m a sporting man, so I’ll give you all a chance. If Brigsby can hold on these final three minutes in a submission hold of my choice, you all win !!!

(Hotbody throws down the microphone and grabs Brigsby in a Dragon Sleeper. )

BUCKLEY: Forget about it, Brigsby can never hold on that long. Three minutes in that hold could do irreparable damage. He’s trying though.

MELTON: I don’t think he can do it, but listen to these fans get behind him. They are rooting for the refund and Brigsby.

BUCKLEY: It doesn’t matter. Brigsby had to tap out. He had a full minute and a half to go. At least. Hotbody with the win in under 3:30 beating Carl Brigsby by submission.

(Hotbody releases the hold, pats Brigsby on the back and slingshots over the top rope, down to the arena floor, where he goes back to the same woman, gives her a big kiss and makes her feint again. )

BUCKLEY: What a character this guy is. Fans we still have a lot of great live action, but before we continue, let’s fill you in on what happened before we went live tonight.

The Crippler v. Spanky Richards

BUCKLEY: The Crippler used tonight’s opportunity to prepare himself for the Greensboro Round Robin Tournament and he looked pretty impressive. From the opening bell he was all over Spanky and this looked at times to be more of a sparring match then a real encounter. After about five minutes of offensive display from the Crippler, which included a Vertical Suplex, Backbreaker, Flying headbutt, and a Spinning neckbreaker he decided enough was enough and made Spanky submit to a figure four leg lock.

MELTON: He’s got a tough bracket in the tournament, but he did look impressive here tonight. I think his biggest problem might be facing Eli Flair, who in Chicago looked to be back on track and could be a difficult hurdle in this tournament.

BUCKLEY: I agree with you on that one Teri, but given the nature of this tournament everyone will have equal footing to advance and I think that the Crippler might surprise people, including Eli.

MELTON: I guess we’ll see in the upcoming weeks. Although I think the winner will obviously be Randall Jaminson. The biggest member of the Corporation, the most vicious and possibly the toughest.

BUCKLEY: Strong words about Randall, considering Billy Starr is in that organization.

MELTON: Jeez, why does every third sentence have to involve him. I’m my own person, and I don’t have to sit here talking about him all the time.

BUCKLEY: I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was such a sticking point for you. Let’s move on then to our next match.

Timmy Windham v. Ricky Worthington

BUCKLEY: Timmy who was in Chicago made it back into the ring tonight as he faced off against Ricky Worthington. Not much really to say here, as Timmy scored a quick pin.

MELTON: Good for Muppet Boy.

BUCKLEY: Timmy right now has his mind pretty occupied with family business and basically decided that the shorter the better tonight and won the match in under one minute.

MELTON: I was all a tingly watching such an overwhelming display.

BUCKLEY: You sound like your close friend Sammy Benson. Our next match was quite interesting and we’re going to take you to a tape of what happened.

BUCKLEY:  At this time, we're gonna send it down to Rudy Seitzer in the ring for an interview with Aaron Douglas!

RUDY SEITZER: Ladies and gentlemen, what a fantastic match we just saw! Well here comes the part of the job I hate the most, put your hands together for "Hot Stuff" Aaron Douglas!

(CUEUP: Sabotage" by Beastie Boys. Douglas comes out and receives a huge ovation.)

RUDY SEITZER: What's on your mind, Aaron?

AARON DOUGLAS: First of all Ronny, you refer to me as Mr.Douglas! Second of all, it's great to be in my home country of Canada! And as you can tell, these people just love me! THANK YOU! (Crowd starts chanting "Hot
Stuff".) You know, being a native of Calgary, and being the greatest superstar to ever grace the CSWA, I sometimes find it hard to get any competition. Now I called out Matt Vizzack, and he's obviously stuck on a lost cause, and is going to battle Hornet on the next card. (shakes his head) Some folks never learn. Then Deacon was running his mouth
about how I screwed him out of a victory. WHA WHA! Cry me a freakin' river! Deek, I layed the contract on the table, but you were to scared to signed the dotted line! Then guess who picks up my open contract.  Page Michaels. (laughs) You know, if I see another pumped up pretty boy, Heartbreak Kid wannabe...I think i'm gonna puke! Page Michaels, I don't know what kind of dope your smokin', but pal i'm Aaron Douglas, the hottest commodity goin' today, and if you honestly think you're some sort of challenge...then bring it on, and find out, just like all the others, that HOT STUFF ain't to be played with!

RUDY SEITZER: What about Fish Fund?

AARON DOUGLAS: Ronny, I have thought alot about it. I've been challenging EVERYONE on the CSWA roster, and no one wants to get in the ring with me. So if there is someone...ANYONE out there who wills wrestle me. No, i'm not talkin' about jobbers like Page Michaels, I mean REAL competition, like GUNS, Mike Randalls, you know...someone that has at least won a match! Ronny...it's been real. And people, my fellow Canadians...I LOVE YOU! (Fans cheer and Douglas walks to the back with his arms raised.)

RUDY SEITZER: (under his breath) What a jerk. My name is Rudy, not Ronny.

Billy Starr / Eddy Love v. Ron and Bret Marshall

BUCKLEY: Billy Starr came down to ringside first and by himself I might add and had the following comments.

(Cut to Taped footage of Billy Starr in the ring. )

(Cue up Eddy Love’s theme song, "Rock Me Like a Hurricane."

BILLY STARR: STOP.. STOP.. CUT THE MUSIC.. I SAID CUT THE MUSIC..

(Music stops and a quiet comes over the crowd. )

STARR: You know, is this some kind of a joke ? I think it’s a fairly well known fact that I am a member of the Corporation. Sure I may not have ten years in the organization like Joey or Ray, but I don’t think there can be someone in the wrestling world that utterly stupid that they can’t realize that I’ve been a member of this organization for over a year now. So it makes me wonder what the <BEEP> the officials are doing here. You see, if I’m going to step into the ring as a member of a tag-team, I want someone that I can trust in my corner. I want an ally in my corner. I want a friend in my corner. Hell once in a while I’d like to see my damn valet in my corner, something that never happens anyway. But that’s another story. Anyway, what I want in my corner is a member of the Corporation and that’s the ONLY way I’m going to wrestle here tonight. So let’s see if the CSWA can get something right for a change. Cue up the new music and send my tag-team partner down to the ring.

(The crowd goes silent. Cue up "All You Need Is Love", from behind the curtain appears Eddy Love and Sweet Melissa. Both have their hair blown-dried and hair-sprayed to perfection. Melissa is wearing a women's business suit and Eddy has on a T-shirt that reads "what's not to LOVE about the CORPORATION" on the front and "Hornet problem? Housewives prefer LOVE 2 to1 over Raid". Love climbs through the ropes, and grabs the house mic. )

EDDY LOVE: You want a partner, you want an ally, you want a friend, you want a member of the Corporation.. YOU GOT ONE !!!!!!!!

(The two men embrace, then Starr embraces Sweet Melissa as the fans are totally speechless. )

LOVE: The only thing that would get me to cross the border to this cesspool you call Canada, would be the great honor of making my debut as a member of the illustrious Corporation with one of my new brothers, Billy Starr. If I had any doubts at all, and only a fool would, Billy here put them to rest when I got to see that job he did on that worm Mark Vizzack. Billy Starr, Joey Melton, Peyton Wright and Randall Jaminson are the men who have made the Corporation the most dominate force in the CSWA ten years ago, yesterday, today and tomorrow, and adding the likes of my pal GOOOOD GOD Kevin Powers and Hurricane Eddy Love to their already never equaled talent roster assures that you illiterate Canadians will still be in awe of what the Corporation is accomplishing ten years from now. So sit back Vancouver, as Billy Starr and Hurricane Eddy give you the privilege of watching as two members of the unstoppable force do that little thing we do.

(Cut Back to the announcing booth. )

BUCKLEY: You saw it, Eddy Love joins the Corporation tonight. Something that was totally unexpected by the fans, and something which I still don’t know exactly how to react to. The Corporation showing that they aren’t set in their ways, introducing two young members in the last two CSWA Events. One must wonder if the Corporation can be stopped. Three veterans with a combined twenty to twenty five years of experience in the ring, combined with two new talents in Eddy Love and Kevin Powers and the massive brute of newcomer Randall Jaminson. They seem to have it all.

MELTON: The Corporation is certainly a strong force in the world today and with Love on the team, we just more then doubled our chances of winning the World Title.

BUCKLEY: Well the Corporation is on a role and Fish Fund will be interesting to see, but these two men were here tonight to wrestle. And when the bell did ring, these two were impressive. They looked like they had been partners for years, with crisp tag-team action and some high action moves. At the Six Minute mark, Eddy Love grabbed Ron Marshall and gave him an implant DDT, Billy Starr followed it up with a Shooting Starr Press, and two parts of the final four got the victory. It’ll be surprising to see what will happen if these two make it to the finals and are forced to face each other. Teri, I know you don’t like to talk about this situation much, but what do you think of the Corporate addition, as well as Billy’s comments.

MELTON: Love is good, and I don’t want to dignify Billy’s wisecracks with an answer. The way he’s touching that Melissa, maybe he’ll need to get the cold shoulder and SHOWER for a little while.

ARROGANCE v. Moral Majority

BUCKLEY: OK moving right along then. In our final match that was shown before we went live tonight we saw the team of the Preacher and Deacon, the Moral Majority take on possibly the most successful tag-team in the history of professional wrestling, ARROGANCE. The Moral Majority had the size advantage in this battle, but it was the dedication and craftiness of the more experienced Arrogance that played the big role in the match. Melton and Wright kept both members of the Majority off their game, preying on them with great double-team action throughout the encounter. But the size factor was important as The Moral Majority was able to overcome a lot of the technical action of Melton and Wright. It actually looked like The Deacon was going to score a pin on Peyton Wright when Randall Jaminson made his presence felt. Deacon was on the rebound from the ropes when Randall nailed him in the back of the knee with Ray Cornette’s tennis racket. Wright quickly tagged Melton, who put the figure four on the injured knee and Deacon had no choice but to tap out. The Preacher looked a little upset at his partner for having to submit, and it should be interesting to see if anything develops out of that situation.

MELTON: Well Arrogance with the win creates an interesting situation. They’ve won the Unified Belts more times then most of these Canadian fans can count, so how long before they are given a shot at the current champions.

BUCKLEY: Well I’m sure they are considered a top contender, and will soon get a rightful title shot. Fans we have to take a commercial break, but when we return we will have more live action as we still have four matches in the Greensboro Tournament as well as the aforementioned Unified World Tag-Team Champions in their first title defense.

(Cut to a commercial for Fish Fund XII, live on Pay Per View. The camera shows pictures of each of the four survivors in the tournament. With a voice over naming each.. HORNET.. EDDY LOVE.. MICHAEL SPARKS.. BILLY STARR. Only one man can survive the final two battles, only one man walks away CHAMPION. )

BUCKLEY: Fans we are back and as promised the Greensboro tournament is just about ready to start.

Ego Buster v. Apocalypse

(Introductions)

BUCKLEY: These two men have a bit of a history, as they met in a regional promotion tournament final a few months back. Then in round one, Ego Buster for some reason came out and attacked Apocalypse’s opponent, ensuring that Apocalypse was disqualified and out of the tournament. And tonight they get to meet each other face to face again.

MELTON: Ego Buster has been called King of the Small Town. He’s got one promotion where he has the presidents in his back pocket, but outside of that he has been disappointing, losing in the CSWA Round 1, and losing to Apocalypse in that other tournament. It’s a wonder he’s still considered good enough for even the Greensboro Title.

BUCKLEY: Well he’s in the ring with Apocalypse now. The bell has rung and we are underway. Apocalypse wins the collar and elbow match up and brings Ego down to size with a side headlock. Ego sends him for the ride.. Shoulderblock by Apocalypse. He didn’t quite knock him down though.

MELTON: Well he is about eighty pounds lighter then the big Ego Buster. Which is another surprise, that someone that big lasted one match in the CSWA Title tournament.

BUCKLEY: Apocalypse to the ropes and another shoulderblock, this time sends Ego to the canvas. Apocalypse drops an elbow and follows it up with a reverse chinlock. He’s really doing a number on Ego here so far.

MELTON: Well he needs to confuse the big man, keep him off his guard and off his feet, and so far he’s been successful in doing that.

BUCKLEY: Ego trying to get back up to his feet, and Apocalypse lets the hold go. He’s up to his feet first and nails Ego with a big European Uppercut. Follows it up with a flurry of closed fists that has Ego reeling. Irish Whips him, NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX. A cover.. Just a one count. Ego back up to his feet.. GERMAN SUPLEX, but Apocalypse can’t keep the bridge.

MELTON: Quite impressive display by Apocalypse.

BUCKLEY: He lifts up the Ego Buster again.. BODY SLAM. Apocalypse to the middle rope.. Flying Legdrop. He covers him. One. Two. Kickout by Ego Buster. Apocalypse though can sense his victory. He’s got him up.. TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER. Covers. ONE.. TWO.. THREE.. I don’t believe it. Very, Very impressive win here for Apocalypse and now Apocalypse is motioning towards the audience. Here comes his new ally, Pat Black and Black has a chair. He tosses it into the ring. Apocalypse with a BIG chair shot. Ego’s down and bleeding on that one. Black now in the ring, and he and Apocalypse have Ego lifted up. Black wraps his arm around his head. DDT ON THE CHAIR. They have totally flattened the Ego Buster out. Black and Apocalypse had a mission tonight and I think they accomplished it. The CSWA better take note, those two together are very, very dangerous.

Nemesis v. Randall Jaminson

BUCKLEY: Jaminson the impressive big man looked good here tonight, albeit using brutal tactics. He really dominated the early going, but it was the new found ability of Nemesis that really played the important factor. Nemesis recently trained by Hornet, was able to use some impressive technical wrestling to gain the advantage on the big man and keep him off balance for most of the match. Ten minutes into the encounter Jaminson seemed to just "snap" and left the ring. He returned with a chair, taking it to the head of Nemesis three consecutive times. The referee had no choice but to call for the bell and disqualify Randall Jaminson. So Nemesis continues his winning ways since the Hornet renaming, and is now up 1-0 in his bracket.

God's Protege v. Disco Stu

BUCKLEY: God’s Protégé was looking to return to his winning ways after his World Title Tournament loss and this was a great place for it to happen. The big man proved why he’s called a protégé as he decimated Disco Stu. Stu was unable to mount much of anything against the big man and G.P. won easily in this event and looks like he could be a contender in his bracket.

MELTON: Well winning the first match is most important. You probably need two or most likely three wins to get through this, so you can’t really afford an early loss.

HBK2000 v. Mysterious

BUCKLEY: If ever an encounter could be considered unfair, this would be it.

MELTON: I disagree. Contract provisions are contract provisions. HBK2000 and The Crippler signed an agreement to do something and they had to do it.

BUCKLEY: I agree that them having to spend the five minutes in the ring with Elite Domination is the right thing, because they lost the match.. but right before HBK2000 was scheduled to fight in a tournament match for the Greensboro Title.

MELTON: Oh well, you need to consider these things before you make big contract stipulations.

BUCKLEY: Well HBK2000 and the Crippler took a big beating for five minutes. The E.D. was all over them. They especially went after HBK2000, making it look like they were purposely trying to disable him for his round robin match.

MELTON: And they were successful, weren’t they. HBK2000 had nothing left when the bell rung.

BUCKLEY: True, but he did try valiantly to stay in the thick of things. Mysterious though was just too much for him and he got the win after a Dragon Suplex at the 6 minute mark.

MELTON: The Elite Domination get the job done well here tonight.

BUCKLEY: Fans we’ve had one incredible night of action here, as we saw two brackets of the Greensboro Tournament get their first match in. Now it’s time for our MAIN EVENT. It was just a few short nights ago when Disco Inferno, Boogie Man and The Disco Midget turned the beat around here in our tag-team circuit. First they disabled one man, using trickery and deceitfulness .

(Cue Up Video Clip)

MELTON: Disco Midget is now attacking Beretta !!! I don't believe this.

BUCKLEY:  Niether does Beretta...he's had enough..he just jumped down off the ring apron... Disco Midget is running for dear life and Beretta is chasing him... OH MY!!!!

(As Beretta turned the corner, Disco Inferno, who was hidden from view, dove at him with a steel chair, nailing Beretta right in the face.)

BUCKLEY: He got crushed on that one.  But that was only half of it.  He got him right back into the middle of the ring... Another Figure Four.... Colt trying to hold on... but it's too much.... HE TAPPED OUT !!! HE TAPPED OUT.... WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS. Disco Express won the Unified Tag-Team Belts.

(Worthington gets the belts and Disco Express gets into the ring and does a little dancing as they are awarded the belts. As they leave the ring Colt and Beretta are left standing face to face, wondering what went wrong. )

BUCKLEY: They shocked the world by winning the Unified World Tag-Team Championship and tonight they will be on the line when they face former MHW Champions, the Destruction Crew.

MELTON: This will be a good chance for the Disco Express to prove that the win wasn’t a fluke and that they deserve these titles.

BUCKLEY: But what about the SWAT Team. They didn’t look pleased with each other after the loss in Chicago. Do they come back for a rematch ?

MELTON: Only time will tell.

BUCKLEY: Let’s take it to ringside for the introductions.

(Introductions)

BUCKLEY: There’s the bell and we are set. It’ll be Chainsaw and Boogie Man starting it off for these two teams. The Destruction Crew hasn’t been seen in a while, but I don’t know if these are the same two guys that were a part of the unit last time.

MELTON: That could be true..

BUCKLEY: Collar and elbow lock up, and a big push off from Chainsaw sends Boogie Man to the canvas.

MELTON: He’s just showing off his strength against a smaller opponent. Big deal.

BUCKLEY: Boogie Man is up again, and he doesn’t look happy. Karate Chop by Boogie, but Chainsaw just looks amused. He lands a chop of his own and Boogie high steps it away from him. Boogie now with a running start, Back Body Drop by Chainsaw.

MELTON: I don’t know about this, the Destruction Crew looks too big for the Disco Express. They could have serious problems tonight.

BUCKLEY: Boogie back to his feet, Chainsaw on the move.. scoops him up.. BODY SLAM. Chainsaw with the tag to Sledgehammer and Boogie Man is going to take a breather outside the ring.

MELTON: Good move, he slid right out and will be able to catch a breather.

BUCKLEY: But Chainsaw is right after him, down to ringside. He’s got Boogie Man back peddling. Wait.. Disco Inferno is behind him with a chair.. But Chainsaw sees him. He turned around and grabbed the chair out of him. He’s got it over his head now, and he’s going to level Disco Inferno. NO !!!!! Boogie just grabbed the chair and brought it down on top of Chainsaw’s head. Chainsaw is down. Sledgehammer around to help out, but he’s too late.

MELTON: Disco Express back in the ring now and they are dancing again !!

BUCKLEY: They better not forget about the Destruction Crew though. These two men aren’t pushovers.

MELTON: That’s certainly true, but Disco Express is the Unified Tag-Team Champions, so I think they can take care of themselves.

BUCKLEY: Chainsaw with some assistance from his partner is now back in the ring and the Boogie Man is waiting for him. Boogie opens up with a series of kicks to Chainsaw who is trying to get back to his feet. Boogie helps him up, but then scoops him up and Body Slams him to the canvas.

(Boogie Man follows this up with an arm bar, which slows down the pace of the match. )

BUCKLEY: You know Disco Express has a tough road ahead of them. Assuming they win tonight, they have to go on later in this week and face the Elimination Squad for the Unified Tag-Team Titles. Then again if they remain successful you can count on them having a title defense on the big Pay Per View. That’s three big matches in a matter of seven or eight days. That’s tough.

(Chainsaw is trying to get back to his feet, but it’s difficult and slow moving. The fans are getting behind them. )

MELTON: Well good champions have to come up with big wins all the time, and this will be the test to prove that they are good champions. But what they have to do is really no more difficult then any other team around lately. This Destruction Crew would have to go on this week and face Arrogance and then another team at Fish Fund. Arrogance had the Moral Majority, and then a potential title shot at Destruction Crew, pending the results of this match. So this is a trying week for all the teams and it will be a good way to prove who’s the best.

BUCKLEY: Good point.

(Chainsaw gets up, but Boogie drags him quickly to his corner and tags in Disco Inferno, who quickly gets up on the second rope and drops an elbow into the arm that Boogie was working on. )

BUCKLEY: Disco Express trying to wear down Chainsaw so far, working the arm. Inferno wraps him right back up in another arm bar, into a short arm clothesline. Another quick tag but the Express. DOUBLE SUPLEX. Boogie Man with a quick pin, but only gets a one count.

MELTON: Look at Junior over there. I wish Sammy could be back here to see the day when Midgets were responsible for making champions.

BUCKLEY: Well Disco Midget did play a role, but let’s not forget that the Disco Express had to beat the SWAT Team, not the Disco Midget.

MELTON: You are just a closet midget hater like Benson. Disco Midget is the reason that the Express are the World Champions right now. He manipulated the SWAT team like his ‘little’ puppets.

BUCKLEY: In the ring the Disco Express continue the domination over the former MHW Champions. Boogie Man in the ring with Chainsaw. RUNNING POWERSLAM. What power showed by Boogie Man over the bigger Chainsaw. He really got him. Tags back to Disco Inferno.. he’s up on the top rope.. Flying Guillotine Leg Drop. That should be it. ONE. TWO. THREEE!!!   Disco Express retains the titles.

MELTON: In impressive fashion, I might add.

BUCKLEY: They certainly did, and look like they are gaining steam for the upcoming Pay Per View. Fans we are out of time, but remember we have an upcoming special edition of the PRIMETIME in El Paso as well as the pay per view.. FISH FUND XII. Goodnight.