(Cameron Cruise walks down to the ring as "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica fills the arena, he scowls at a few of the fans and threatens them for jeering at him before climbing into the ring.)

BB: Cameron Cruise is going up against XXXstasy, this should be a great match.

SB: If you say so.

BB: Be a little enthusiastic will you?!?!

("Bullet in the Head" by Rage Against the Machine is queued up and XXXstasy walks out to a decent reception from the crowd. He stares ahead at Cruise before sliding under the ring and getting in his face.)

BB: XXXstasy doesn’t want to wait, he pushes Cruise, Cruises pushes back…..RIGHT HAND BY XXXstasy AND CRUISE HITS THE MAT! Cruise is whipped into the ropes, flying elbow smash by XXXstasy followed by a knee drop and Cameron Cruise takes to the outside.

SB: Good idea, XXXstasy is hot…..well…for this level of match!

BB: Show some encouragement, these stars will have a great future in the CSWA.

SB: Huh….right…I bet Eddy Love would be shaking in his boots!

BB: I’m ignoring you now! Cruise waits for the ref to pull XXXstasy from the ringropes before sliding back in the ring and blindsiding his opponent. Scoop slam by Cruise followed by a snap suplex and there’s a float over into the pin…..1…..2…..easy kickout by XXXstasy. Cruise with a thumb to the eye before he rams XXXstasy’s head into the turnbuckle with a bulldog to finish and we have another pin…..1……2….XXXstasy kicks out again.

SB: X marks the spot…where Cruise is giving a butt-kicking!

BB: Thanks for that Sammy…..Cruise whips XXXstasy into the ropes….back body drop….. NO…FRANKENPARSONS BY XXXstasy AND CRUISE HITS THE CANVAS HARD! XXXstasy BACK UP AND FULL OF FIRE, A DROPKICK TAKES CRUISE DOWN, AND A SECOND BEFORE HE FINISHES OFF WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK AND WE HAVE A PIN….1…..2……CRUISE OUT THE BACK DOOR!

SB: I heard a guy behind me saying they’re doing a special deal on nachos at the refreshment kiosk….I’ll be back in time for the next match!

BB: STAY THERE SAMMY! XXXstasy clotheslines Cruise over the top rope..….SWAN DIVE AFTER HIM! LOOK AT THE HANG TIME XXXstasy GOT THERE! CRUISE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE IS AS XXXstasy LAYS RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND INTO HIM! XXXstasy THROWS CRUISE INTO THE RING AND CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE…..MOONSAULT! WE HAVE A COVER BUT IT MUST BE ACADEMIC…..1…..2…..CRUISE PUTS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE…..WHAT RESILIANCE…..WHAT GUTS……WHAT DRIVE….

SB: ……WHAT A WAY TO KEEP ME FROM MY NACHOS!

BB: XXXstasy props Cruise up and comes off the rope….high cross body…NO…..CRUISE TURNS IT INTO A POWERSLAM AND CHECK OUT THE TAUK ON THE COVER…..1….2….XXXstasy REVERSES IT….1…..2…CRUISE TURNS IT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE….1…..2…..ANOTHER REVERSAL BY XXXstasy….1…2….CRUISE KICKS OUT! BOTH MEN COULD HAVE WON IT AND LOST IT SEVERAL TIMES THERE!

SB: You mean no-one won there?!?!  But the nachos are getting cold!

BB: JUST SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP SAMMY! Cruise throws a lazy right at XXXstasy, he grabs Cruise’s hand….CRUCIFIX…. AND THERE’S THE PIN….1…….2…..CRUISE ROLLS OUT AND IS SLOW TO GET UP……..HE WALKS TOWARDS XXXSTASY…….XXXFACTOR! XXXFACTOR! XXXstasy’S PATENTED SUPERKICK AND CRUISE IS ON DREAM STREET BUT LUCKILY FOR HIM HE’S ROLLED OUT OF THE RING! The ref is out there and checking on him….

SB: …Who’s this coming down?

BB: Its…..JOHNNY LANG! JOHNNY LANG IS AT RINGSIDE…..AND HE HAS A STELL CHAIR! HES IN THE RING AND XXXstasy DOESN’T REALISE…..HE TURNS ROUND……AND GETS A CHAIR SHOT FOR HIS TROUBLES! XXXstasy IS OUT COLD AS LANG WALKS BACK UP THE RAMP…..WHY SAMMY WHY?

SB: I don’t know…I don’t really care either!

BB: The ref is back in the ring as Cameron Cruise staggers back in the ring, both men see the unconscious XXXstasy and look at each other in confusion. Cruise lays on top of XXXstasy and the ref counts…..1….2….3! Cruise wins but chalk up a huge assist to Johnny Lang!

SB: Thank God for Johnny Lang….I can go get my nachos now!

BB: The ref is calling for help to get XXXstasy out the ring as Cruise walks groggily up the rampway.  Cruise goes on to SHOWTIME in Santa Fe still the top contender to the Presidential Title.  He gets his shot in Santa Fe...but I still can't figure out why the 'War Horse Kid' would come down and attack XXXstasy?  We're just about ready for our next match.

SB:  NO!  My nacho break!  What about commercials?

BB:  Sorry, Sammy.  Up next, newcomer Evan Aho gets the chance to continue his streak...but he's going up against the big man...and a man that's not very happy tonight...Apocalypse.

 (CUE UP: 'Blood, Milk, and Sky' by White Zombie...)

RJ: Ladies and Gentlemen... this next contest is scheduled for one fall... introducing first... he hails from Seattle, Washington and weighs in tonight at 234 pounds... he is... EVAN AHO!!!!

BB: Aho is an impressive newcomer to the CSWA looking to make an even bigger name for himself here by gaining a victory over former co-holder of the UNIFIED Tag Team Championship... Apocalypse.

(Aho walks to the ring with purpose and focus...)

SB: This Aho kid is a no-nonsense wrestler. No makeup. No cape. Just a flat-out grappler. Now if only this kid would learn to grab the tights, use the ropes for added leverage, etc... who knows... maybe I'd be a fan of his.

BB: Evan Aho is a tremendous athlete, that's for sure... but his opponent is no pushover.

(CUE UP: 'Wherever I May Roam' by Metallica and the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra...)

RJ: And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by the South Korean Nightmare Vixen... MISO... he hails from White Sands, New Mexico and weighs in at a staggering 312 pounds... he is the man known as... APOCALYPSE!!!!

(Apocalypse and Miso walk through a haze of smoke and pyro towards the ring...)

BB: The bell rings and this one is underway... Aho is eyeing Apocalypse... sizing him up... and the two men lock-up... Apoc, with that obvious strength advantage muscles Aho into a sideheadlock... but Aho is quick to escape!!

SB: He's quick, this Aho. He shows a lot of promise.

BB: They lock up again, this time Aho takes the big man off his feet with a snapmare take over!! Aho shoots off the ropes with an arabian rolling neckbreaker on Apocalypse!! Aho quickly gets Apocalypse back to his feet and whips him into the ropes... Apocalypse comes back-- and LEVELS Aho with a forearm to the face!! Aho went down HARD! I think Apocalypse may have taken him by surprise tight there!

SB: You may be right... Apoc pulls Aho back to his feet-- No! SMALL PACKAGE by Evan Aho!! He's got Apocalypse rolled up!!

BB: ONE!! TWO!!  Apoc was able to kick out... and both of these guys are back to their feet!  Apoc misses with a right hand... Aho hooks his arm... BACKSLIDE by Evan Aho!!

SB: ONE!! TWO!!  NO...almost nacho time!

BB: Apoc kicks out yet again! This time, he is up to his feet in a flash, waiting on Aho... MASSIVE BOOT TO THE FACE by Apocalypse almost decapitates Evan Aho!!  He almost knocked him out of his wrestling boots!!!  He covers Aho!  ONE!! TWO!!  Kickout by Aho!! Apocalypse pulls Aho back to his feet... and whips him into the ropes... Aho ducks another boot from Apocalypse and hits the far ropes... coming back with a FLYING FOREARM!!!

SB: Burst of energy from Aho? Or was he just biding his time for the right moment?  Maybe he had nachos before the match.

BB: Hmmm. Aho pulls Apoc back up... SNAP SUPLEX by Evan Aho!! That's over three hundred pounds he's tossing over his head!

SB: Sure is!

BB: Aho has got Apoc yet again... Apocalypse lands a boot to the chest of Aho... Apoc GRABS Aho by ther throat!! Choke slam time !!

SB: CHOKE SLAM!!!

BB: Apocalypse makes the cover!!

SB: ONE!!! TWO!!! TH--

BB: Aho kicked out again!!! Apocalypse seems frustrated... he pulls Aho back to his feet... ANOTHER choke slam?!?  Apocalypse hoists Evan Aho over his head by the throat... Aho shifts his weight and... he falls ON TOP Of Apocalypse, driving his knee into the big man's own throat! Wow!  Aho is still a little shaken from that first, PUNISHING chokeslam... and both he and Apoc are on one knee... they both get up... both men exchanging blows in the center of the ring!! Aho gets rocked back by a HARD left from Apocalypse... Apoc whips Aho towards the turnbuckle, charging in after him--

SB:  Na...Na...Nacho Power!

BB: Aho with a tip-up, pivots his legs... He ROLLS APOCALYPSE UP!!  From out of NOWHERE!  ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!! What a HUGE win for Evan Aho!!!!!!  Aho has defeated Apocalypse!! We'll be back, folks... catch your breath!

SB:  I'm getting nachos!!!  Whoo hoo!

BB:  Wait a minute...we're going to the back!

SB:  NO!!!!

(The camera cuts to Apocalypse storming backstage after his loss.  He passes Lawrence Stanley in the hall... who tries to hide a smirk.  Apocalypse turns and slams a forearm into the back of Stanley's head.  He tosses Stanley face-first into the nearby wall, then throws the US Champion through a nearby door.  Security quickly moves in to subdue Apocalypse, who begins tossing security all over the place.)

BB:  We'll be right back!

SB:  Stop teasing me!