BB:  Ladies and gentlemen...we're down to the final match of the night.  Let's head to Rhubarb.

(Sorry folks, but I wouldn't do intros correctly right now even if I were to write them...let's get this puppy finished!)

BB:  There's the bell...and Deacon's first title defense is underway.  What's wrong with you Sammy?

SB:  I can't believe that Deacon wouldn't let Faith come out....and Powers didn't even bring out *any* of his stable of hooters.  It's not fair.

BB:  Life's not fair, Sammy.  The two men circle and finally wrap up....but Powers quickly catches Deacon with a low blow!  This one's getting ugly early.  Powers points at Shepherd, and the shoves Deacon towards the ropes.  Deacon hits the ropes, and one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champs comes across with a clothesline... sending Deacon through the ropes...and to the feet of Chris Shepherd.

SB:  Couldn't Shepherd have stayed backstage and just let Faith come out...at least for a little while?

BB:  Powers follows the World Champ outside...and it looks like we're gonna see some hardcore action here.  Powers drops Deacon neck-first on the metal rail...and now he's got a chair.  He cracks it against the back of the seven-foot tall champ...and again!   But Deacon is on his feet....he blocks a third attempt at a chairshot, and now tears the chair from the grasp of Powers!  He throws the chair to the side, and clotheslines Powers against the apron!

SB:  Why didn't he use the chair?  That's weak...

BB:  Powers tries to come off the apron with a clothesline, but misses, and runs himself into the far post!  Deacon follows with a hard elbow, and now rolls Powers inside.  Quick cover by Deacon only gets the one-count.  Deacon follows with an elbow drop, but again the former US Champ kicks out.  Deacon goes to set up Powers, possibly for the Altar Call...but Powers catches the champ with another low blow!  Referee Patrick Young cautions Kevin, who simply ignores the senior referee.  

SB:  Who doesn't ignore him?

BB:  Powers with a bulldog...but Deacon is still getting back to his feet!  Wait a second.....Hornet is coming down the aisleway....he walks to the bottom of the rampway, and now stops just beside Rhubarb Jones' seat.  We saw him do this at Thanksgiving in order to stop any outside interference.

SB:  Are we sure about that?

BB:  Inside the ring, Powers sends Deacon for the ride into the corner and follows in with a shoulder block.   But now we've got another guest on the rampway....it's Faith!!!  Faith is on her way down, even after being banned from ringside by Shepherd and Deacon!   Chris Shepherd sees her, and he's gonna head her off at the pass!

SB:  Somebody stop HIM!

BB:  Faith continues to wave at the fans, who aren't sure what to make of her.  And now look at ringside!!!!  MIKE RANDALLS just took a seat at ringside, just like he did at TWS....and Hornet has spotted him!  Hornet doesn't know what to make of him!

SB:  It's not quite as easy when he's not putting a stake through somebody's knee.

BB:  Hornet takes a step towards Randalls and stops.  Inside the ring, Powers drops a knee on the head of Deacon and covers, but only gets two.  And on the rampway, Faith and Shepherd are arguing....she obviously wants to be ringside!  This is crazy!

SB:  (sings)  It's only just begun....

BB:  AARON DOUGLAS!!!!!  "Hot Stuff" Aaron Douglas bypasses Faith and Shepherd on the rampway, and he makes a beeline to Hornet!   He hits Hornet from behind and sends him crashing into Rhubarb Jones!   And now Hornet and Douglas are brawling on the floor!  Shepherd turns to see what happened....and Faith gets by him!   She's down to the floor, and now she's cheering Deacon on.  Deacon seems distracted, but he powers out of another cover by Kevin.   Powers pulls Deacon to his feet, but Deacon reverses the suplex attempt and sends Powers down hard.   But Powers is up quickly.....KISS THE CANVAS!  He hit it!  We could have a new World Champ!  ONE..........TWO........DEACON KICKS OUT!  BARELY!  Good grief!  What next!  Security has come down and is pulling Hornet and Douglas apart.

SB:  Look at that!!!!  (camera cuts to a wide shot)

BB:  Faith just jumped up on the apron and....and....

SB:  She pulled up her shirt!  Ho.....Ho.....Hooters!!!!  And it's not even Christmas!

BB:  Chris Shepherd tries to stop Faith...but instead it's Mike Randalls who pulls her off the apron!  What's he doing?

SB:  Exactly!  What's he doing!!!!  And I used to like Mikey!

BB:  Randalls appears to be evening up the contest.....but he may too late....cause STEVE RADDER just hit the ring!  He knocks the referee into the corner....and then levels Powers from behind with a baseball bat!!!  Powers is out!!  And Deacon is unaware...he's still trying to figure out what Faith is doing, as Security has begun escorting her back down the rampway...much to the chagrin of the fans!  Deacon turns around and sees Powers down.  He drops the leg.....and Young finally climbs out of the corner.  ONE..............TWO............. THREE!!!!!   Deacon retains the title....but it's Steve Radder who gets the revenge on Kevin Powers for the UnHoly doublecross on Thanksgiving.  Folks...we're out of time...we're see you at PRIMETIME!   (To Sammy) What was Randalls doing????

(fadeout)

That's SHOWTIME folks!  Yikes...I sound like STING.  Thanks to Mikey P for all his help, and thank all of you for your patience.  It's time to kick the CSWA's butt back in gear...so check out RP Central for more info on upcoming events.

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