CSWA SHOWTIME in Santa Fe -- September 10, 2000

CSWA SHOWTIME in Santa Fe
September 10, 2000

Bobby Jackson gets his shot...but Mysterian won't go down easy.

Greensboro Championship
Cardigo Mysterian vs. Bobby Jackson

(Cardigo Mysterian runs down to ringside as his music blares out, the crowd respond well to him as he gets into the ring and starts to work the crowd before bouncing off the ropes to warm himself up before he fights.)

BB: Here we go, Cardigo Mysterian going one on one with Bobby Jackson for the Greensboro Championship. The reigning champ is in the ring...and as always, you can never judge Mysterian by his outward appearance. He looks cool, calm and collected...but he's only a thread from snapping.

SB: Is there a naked porn actress standing next to me with several six packs of Bud in her arms?

(Bobby Jackson’s music is queued up and he walks out through the curtain accompanied by Katie J, Mercedes and Cameron Cruise. The crowd are pumped and start to cheer as the foursome make their way to the ring, as they get to the steps Jackson briefly talks to them, kisses Katie J and gets into the ring.)

BB: I’ll pretend you never said that! Fans, the CSWA does not condone accessing pornography on the Internet. Unfortunately, that appears to be just another of Sammy's addictions for which he is currently in therapy. Jackson and Mysterian lock up in the middle of the ring, side headlock by Mysterian, sent into the ropes by Jackson, shoulder block by Mysterian and Jackson goes down. Mysterian off the ropes, clothesline attempt misses, and another, crucifix by Jackson and the ref counts….1….2…..Jackson nearly surprises Mysterian with a quick win!

SB: Come on Jackson take your time, the longer the fight the longer Mercedes and Katie are out here!

BB: You’re warped…keep your hands on the desk for this match where I can see them.

BB: Nothing…..knee to the gut by Jackson and a snap mare sends Mysterian down as Jackson applies an armbar. Mysterian fights his way back up to a vertical base…SINGLE ARM DDT BY JACKSON AND MYSTERIAN IS BACK DOWN! Jackson pushes Cardigo in the corner as he starts to work on his guts with some big time right hands, now he Irish whips him into the other turnbuckle and follows him up….CARDIGO MOVES! BOBBY HITS THE TURNBUCKLE FACE FIRST! SHORT CLOTHESLINE BY MYSTERIAN DROPS JACKSON AS CARDIGO STARTS TO STOMP ON HIM!

BB: Apparently not. And Cardigo has gone down the road he knows so well. Referee Ben Worthington is trying to physically restrain Cardigo from attacking Jackson while he's in the ropes. Cardigo continues stomping Jackson right in the face. He could give Jackson a concussion, a broken nose or worse.

SB: I wouldn’t mind getting inside that Mercedes and test driving it! I'm sorry, did you say something?

BB: If we get taken off air it's on your shoulders! Cardigo elbows his way past Worthington and scoop slams Jackson. Cardigo heads for the top rope, Jackson pulls himself up to his feet….SPINNING ELBOW FROM THE TOP ROPE AND BOBBY IS DOWN AS MYSTERIAN MAKES THE COVER….1….2…..JACKSON OUT THE BACK DOOR!

SB: What the hell….Mercedes just said something to Cruise and she and Katie are leaving the ringside and going back up the ramp and through the curtain!

SB: The only decent thing about this match is gone….mind you…I got a couple of great shots as they walked away!

BB: I worry about you, I really do……Mysterian with a standing back breaker. He holds him up and turns it into a fall away slam and there’s the cover….1……2…..JACKSON OUT OF IT AGAIN! Mysterian grabs Jackson and places him in the corner where he works over him with some European uppercuts, now a whip to the other turnbuckle…REVERSED BY JACKSON….FOLLOWS UP WITH A KNEE LIFT AND CARDIGO IS DOWN! JACKSON IS STAGGERING AROUND, MYSTERIAN IS ON THE CANVAS, THIS IS ANYONES MATCH!

BB: I’m ignoring you now…..Jackson grabs Mysterian….BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX AND THERE’S THE COVER….1…..2…..KICKOUT BY MYSTERIAN! SEVERAL KNEE LIFTS TO THE GUT BY JACKSON…NOW A FISHERMAN’S CRADLE SUPLEX AND THE PIN IS ON…..1….2….CARDIGO JUST KICKS OUT IN TIME! LOOK AT CAMERON CRUISE, HE’S SMILING AND SHOUTING ENCOURAGEMENT!

BB: Bobby has Cardigo Mysterian on the ropes and is laying into him with some stiff shots, drags him to the middle of the ring….GOT WRENCH….INTO A POWERBOMB…LEG IS HOOKED……1……2…….3, NO, NO, NO!!!! SOMEHOW MYSTERIAN ROLLED HIS SHOULDER, HOW DID HE MANAGE THAT?!?! JACKSON SENSES HE HAS MYSTERIAN BEAT, HE’S GOING UPSTAIRS AS HE WAITS FOR MYSTERIAN TO GET UP…JACKSON LEAPS…HIGH CROSS BODY…..1….2….CARDIGO REVERSES IT….1……2……3!!!! MYSTERIAN USED THE MOMENTUM OF JACKSON TO ROLL HIM OVER AND GET THE PIN! JACKSON MUST WONDER HOW HE LOST THAT MATCH, BUT LOSE IT HE DID!

SB: Great, now the match is over and there will be no sign of Mercedes and Katie!

BB: Cardigo looks as if he might go back for more of Jackson...but now simply shrugs his shoulders and rolls outside. He's still the Greensboro Champion, and will go onto ANNIVERSARY to face one of the winners in our six-man match later tonight. Cameron Cruise comes down to checks out Bobby Jackson and make sure he’s okay.

BB: What’s happening? Have the sound guys found that hidden crate of Jack Daniels you hid?!?!

(At the top of the ramp stand Katie and Mercedes, they are wearing identical dresses and they look magnificent, Jackson and Cruise cannot believe the change in image and they stare at the girls as they make their way to ringside. The Crowd starts to pop as the boys inspect the girls before hugging them and leaving the ring with them.)

BB: Err…quite….we’ll take a commercial break while I try to calm Sammy down, stay with us folks!