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ANNIVERSARY TRIVIA
Can you name the two primary antagonists involved in the famous "SKYDOME SPLITS" matches?

Well you don't know your CSWA history then, do ya?

Mickey Benedict (yes, that Mickey Benedict) and Bill Parsons started their series of SKYDOME matches as a friendly feud.  It quickly erupted into a Hatfield-McCoy type family feud, with many of the Parsons clan getting involved against Mickey and his two sons.

As always, the feud centered around a woman, Mickey's wife Melba.  Mickey eventually dumped Melba in favor of one of the FISH FUND's surgery recipients, Myra.

More than you ever wanted to know, isn't it?

ANNIVERSARY 1999
featured the fourth IRONMAN of CHAMPIONS... and the return of the Red Midget, of course.

ANNIVERSARY 1997
saw a masked man vie for the World Title in the finals a championship tournament.  Was it Hornet?

ANNIVERSARY 1996
saw the feud between Randalls and Hornet pull in a new America's Team!


BB:  Wicked Sight will move on to CSWA PRIMETIME in San Diego as a challenger to the CSWA World Title....now the question is, who will have that title around their waist.... current champ Evan Aho, Kevin Powers, Hornet or Lawrence Stanley?  It's been quite a night already...and up next the Unified Tag Team Titles are on the line in one of the most dangerous matches our tag team division has ever faced.

SB:  Did they just say what I think they did?

BB:  Fans, we're being told in our earpieces from the back that we've got a very special guest.  Let's head back to the ring.

(“The Imperial March From Star Wars” cues up)

(Crowd pops big time as Joey Melton struts out. Melton is decked out in a gorgeous gray three-piece suit.)

BB: Listen to the reception as the CSWA's first ever World Champion walks out into the Merritt Auditorium.  I didn't even know he was here!

SB: Apparently this city has some class!

(Melton soaking the attention in stops to shake a few hands.)

SB: He’s the reason we’re all here Buckley. Stand up and pay your respects.

(Sammy stands and applauds. Joey slowly steps in the ring, as the cheers get louder. Chants of “Joey! Joey!” guide him through the ring ropes.)

SB: You’re not standing Buckley.

(Buckley rolls his eyes. Joey with a house mic in hand quiets the crowd.)

JOEY MELTON: It’s nice to know Greensboro still appreciates a good thing.

(Crowd:  Joey! Joey!)

JOEY MELTON: I got one question. Why is Merritt trying to have an ANNIVERSARY party without me? (crowd boos) I was the first great here, and it seems of late the first legend to be swept under the rug. Did you really think I’d stay retired? (crowd cheers) Like Jordan, and that kid from Rushmore I’ve returned to the site of glory.

SB: It’s an answer to my prayers.

JOEY MELTON: In case you’ve forgotten I am the greatest champion this business has ever seen. No mammal on God’s green earth can dispute that. But I tell you what. A couple months ago I was kicked back enjoying the good life until I realized I had a craving. But for what? Fame, fortune, women, better access to illegal drugs? Joey Melton has all that and more. The taste was for another run. To be back at the top, turn my nose up and know in my heart what I’ve been saying for years was true. Nobody here is in my class. Not Eddy Love, not Eli Flair, not even the Boy Troy. Windham , you done made nice for yourself. You’ve got the bills, girls, the sit-com and the Def Jam deal. That’s impressive beautiful, but what you also got is a damn near broken neck. I’m two years from being forty years old but there’s not a part on me that doesn’t feel twenty. You copied everything from your idol except my style. The loss is yours.

I also see Hornet is still around huffing, and puffing and trying to blow more smoke up his own ass. It amazes me to this day that you continue to play “he loves me he loves me not” with Merritt. I don’t care, I never have. I realized from about day 30 that the shake I got in this league would never be fair. But I was always Joey Melton and no matter how hard Merritt, or anybody else swept I wouldn’t quite go under that rug.

Your career has just been a dream chasing me. What I had you wanted. World title? You stole it. World Tag titles.....you went on a rampage digging up Tom and Jerry tag teams for your own pleasure. Poison Ivy? (smiles) Ask Eli about that one. So you managed to knock up my sister, happy days ahead huh. Tell it like it is Hornet, you’ve wanted to be me so bad you’re gone out and plotted to spawn your own from a Melton womb. It ain’t the same. Because what I have never found that woman, and believe me you’re not getting a chance with this Melton. (Joey smiles)

Don’t flatter yourself though I’m not here for you. The craving is for two belts. One currently held by the former Greensboro Champion. How sad is that. The poor kid wins the G’boro title one day and gets a World shot the next. Aho, look it up punk I didn’t start with the plastic belt you recently discarded. No, I started with the one around your waist now. Four years later I took the other just to complete the set. If you walk away tonight, be prepared to pony up and face the man. I’m not starting at the bottom of the ladder, for the simple reason it looks to me like the World Champ is the bottom of the ladder.

And the tag titles, they’re to be decided. Somehow I think they already have.

Merritt, there may not be a place for me in your world anymore. That’s why I’m here to curry to your tastes.

(Joey pulls out a check)

JOEY MELTON: Get in tight fellows.  (The camera closes in on a check... for ten million dollars)

JOEY MELTON: Ten million Merritt, all for you. The only thing you have to do is sign the contract. Pick the title at the next card. Money doesn’t mean a thing to me. But I know it’s your religion. Well get on your knees and join the rest of the fans out here in worship. I’ve bought it all in my life, and I know you Chad.  That’s why I’m counting on buying another shot. The smart bet says I won’t get one if I don’t.

(Joey throws the mic down and leaves the ring to wild cheers)

BB:  The legend returns for one more run, fans.

SB:  Somebody up there really like me.  Really.

BB:  Well, after seeing one of the greatest tag team champions of all time in Joey Melton, it's only fitting that our next match is a four-way HOUSE OF PAIN for the Unified Tag Team Championships.  Simply Stunning walks in with the gold, but there are three new contenders to the crown.

Tag Team HOUSE OF PAIN
for the CSWA Unified Tag Team Titles

(CUT TO: The ring, with the steel cage hovering down. The ring bell goes off five times, as Rhubarb Jones stands in the ring.)

RJ: Ladies and gentlemen... it is now time for the HOUSE OF PAIN (the crowd erupts as Rhubarb mentions those three words) match. The rules of the match follow... the match will begin with TWO men from opposing teams in the ring. After three minutes, a third man will follow. This process will continue until ALL EIGHT COMPETITORS are in the ring... once all of the competitors are in the ring, teams can be eliminated by either PINFALL or SUBMISSION... the winner will remain the LAST team not eliminated.

BB: This match is one I've been looking forward to, folks. All four teams have gripes with each other, and all four teams want to walk out with the Unified Tag Team Titles tonight... a pair of belts that are among the most coveted in this sport.

SB: And after tonight, they're going to become the personal ashtrays of my team... Hot Property and Cocky Craig... The Professionals! It's in the bag.

BB: But before we get to the match... it's time to introduce some very special guests!

(CUE UP: "Hysteria" by Def Leppard. CUT TO: The video wall. The words EXPRESS YOURSELF spell out across the screen, followed by old-school shots of CHAD GIBSON and STEVE MORTON-- the CS EXPRESS-- in action, holding the titles, riding shirtless in a sports car. The crowd is going nuts, giving a standing ovation to the CSWA Hall of Famers. Morton and Gibson, wearing tuxedoes, come walking out and wave to the fans, turning to each other and giving each other one of their trademarked hi-fives, slapping fans with fans on their way down. They meet up near the ring with Rudy Seitzer.)

RS: Well, guys, let me be the first to say that it is great to have you guys back!

GIBSON: No, Rudy... it's great to be back, right here in Greensboro where we were both born and raised! (Morton starts to applaud behind Gibson as the fans give it up.) The CSWA has ALWAYS been the premiere league in this sport, and anytime we can come back to take a look at the action, we'll take it.

RS: Well, as I understand it, you guys are here not just for pleasure... but also for business.

MORTON: That's right, brother. Now, we've got four great tag teams wrestling tonight in that ring and we got a call from the office, saying that they needed some special help with this match, brother. So me and my partner here are going to be at ringside, drawing the names of who comes down in order. But aside from that, brother, we're going to kick our heels back and enjoy this great action!

RS: Real quick, before you guys get to your duty... do you have any favorites for tonight?

GIBSON: Well, Rudy... it's going to be a tough call because all eight of these men are world-class athletes... but if I was a bettin' man, I'd wager the mortgage on Michael and Simon (the crowd ERUPTS at the mention of their names) from Simply Stunning, the single best tag team I've ever seen wrestle here in the CSWA.

MORTON: Let me tell ya, brother... it's a real good thing we're retired because those kids are REAL good... and they could probably even give US a run for the money, brother!

RS: Let's go back to ringside!

SB: No wonder I was breaking into a rash. Who let the Express into the arena? They should be out back parking cars or whatever it is they've been doing the past seven years.

BB: Gibson and Morton are two hall of famers in the CSWA and are largely responsible for making the CSWA Unified Tag Title belts THE most prestigious in the sport, Sammy... despite your running them down for years. Pee Wee Troutman is in the ring... and I wonder HOW he's going to begin to call this one.

SB: Like he does ALL his matches... quite poorly.

RJ: And now... to begin the match... starting the match will be... (CUT TO: The screen splits, with all four men in their respective dressing rooms looking on.)  representing THE NEW SUICIDE SQUAD will be TSUNAMI... (Tsunami can be seen running off stage and then running down to the ring.) and from SIMPLY STUNNING (the crowd goes NUTS when SS is mentioned) MICHAEL HARDY! (Hardy runs down to the ring, smacking hands.)

BB: Now remember the rules, fans. Eliminations for this match cannot begin until all eight men are in the ring... and they'll be entered one-by-one every three minutes. And I've got to say, I like this matchup a lot.

SB: I do, too. I hate this Hardy punk and I can't wait to see 'Nami kick his teeth out.

BB: Troutman calls for the bell, and the match begins. Tsunami starts by diving right at Hardy's legs, and he catches him in a double-leg takedown, He's now gripping Hardy's leg, but Hardy kips up to his OTHER leg and rolls out and grabs Tsunami in a head scissors.

SB: Hardy knows a lot about having dudes between his legs, I bet!

BB: I'll just ignore that comment... Hardy wringing in the scissors lock and Tsunami is looking for a way to counter. 'Nami is, of course, a former Unified World Champion and is generally regarded to be the greatest aerialist this sport has ever seen. But Michael Hardy, I can't say enough things about this kid. A lot of folks in the back have been hyping this kid up and saying that he has potential to someday be a World Champ himself.

SB: Over my dead body... and Eddy Love's!

BB: 'Nami is in the head scissors and is now in a headstand... what agility... Hardy looks up and is trying to figure out a way to counter and OH NO! The posterboy of hardcore just kicked Hardy right in the face with one of his patented savate kicks while he was balancing on his head!

SB: From any angle, from any position... no one is safe from Tsunami.

BB: Tsunami now hoists Hardy up... SHOULDERBREAKER! Now Tsunami runs to the ropes... BEAUTIFUL ASAI MOONSAULT RIGHT ONTO HARDY'S TORSO! (A loud buzzer goes off. The screen splits 4-ways again, with all the competitors looking on. Johnny Lang is next to Jimmy Valiant, Simon Wilcox looks tense, Raw Deal are whispering to each other and discussing strategy and The Professionals are laughing it up, smoking cigarettes.)

RJ: NOW ENTERING THE CONTEST... REPRESENTING RAW DEAL... RJ MILLS! (RJ gets up from his side and his brother taps him on the back. Eddie and Miles both make the sarcastic "oooooh, I'm so scared" hand gesture.)

BB: One-half of the Mills brothers coming down... I don't agree with much of what these guys have to say, but I will say that they are REALLY impressive wrestlers. They are sort of throwbacks, in a sense, and are experts on the mat.

SB: But still, they aren't Professionals. They're just lucky that Miles and Hot P haven't ended their careers.

BB: RJ in the ring and he meets Tsunami with a knee to the stomach, followed by a NICE clothesline. RJ now goes to lift Tsunami-- NO! Hardy bounces off the ropes and dropkicks RJ in the mat, sending both of his opponents to the floor. And now the high-flyer is going to the air! (Girls screech as Hardy quickly climbs the ropes.)

SB: Pllllease fall awkwardly on your C-5 vertebrae.

BB: Hardy leaps off-- NO! HE JUST GOT CAUGHT BY RJ MILLS WHO SLAMS HIM HARD INTO THE MAT POWERSLAM STYLE! RJ is up, congratulating himself... AND HE JUST GOT CAUGHT WITH A LEAPING SAVATE KICK FROM TSUNAMI THAT ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!

SB: Oh man... even I felt that one.

BB: Now Tsunami is climbing the ropes and is posing to the crowd... he leaps and OOHHH! MICHAEL HARDY JUST MET TSUNAMI WITH A DROPKICK! And all three guys are laid out on the mat.

RJ: And now entering the ring... (Mayfield and Miles get up, giving each other a "dukes up" type of thing.) From the Professionals...

SB: YES! BOOO YAAA!

RJ: "Cocky" Craig Miles!

BB: Miles is now running to the ring... Hardy is the first to get up and Miles bounces off the ropes... COCKY LINE! COCKY LINE! He just took him out with that vicious clothesline of his!

SB: Hahaha! Take his head of, Craiggers!

BB: Miles now waits for RJ Mills who is getting up and he grabs him... BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! MILLS FLEW INTO THE CAGE LEG FIRST! And now Miles sees 'Nami getting up and he grabs Tsunami by the legs... OVERHEAD SUPLEX! HE JUST DUMPED TSUNAMI ON HIS HEAD!

SB: Miles is DOMINATING the competition, just like The Pro's have since they stepped foot in the CSWA.

BB: Miles is now taunting the fans... and Hardy is getting up and he TACKLES MILES! (The crowd goes nuts, chanting HAR-DEE HAR-DEE. The screen splits four-ways again.).  The next tag team who enters the contest could have a HUGE advantage!

RJ: Now entering the contest... Representing the Professionals... (Eddie goes nuts and flicks his cig, SPRINTING off-camera.) HOT PROPERTY EDDIE MAYFIELD!

SB: YES! YES! It's P-ARE-OH time, daddy!

BB: Mayfield measures up Hardy from behind and just STOMPS him, viciously laying in the boots. Miles is now laying the boots also, and now he goes and drops the boots on RJ Mills and Tsunami, keeping them down on the mat. The Professionals now have a good opportunity to really hurt one of their opponents... and it looks like it's going to be Simply Stunning!

SB: Of course it is... take these chumps out for good!

BB: Mayfield has Hardy set up and he backs off... OH NO! CRAIG MILES JUST HIT THE COCKY LINE ON HARDY WHILE MAYFIELD TOOK OUT HARDY'S LEGS! THEY JUST TOOK OFF HARDY'S HEAD!

SB: And are ensuring themselves with the gold in the process! (The screen splits four ways-- with The Pro's locker room being empty, of course.)

RJ: Now coming to the ring... representing The New Suicide Squad... THE WARHORSE KID JOHNNY LANG! (Lang gets up, hightailing it to the ring.)

BB: Miles and Mayfield are now ramming Hardy facefirst into the cage... Lang stomps on RJ Mills and is motioning for his partner to get up. Tsunami is getting up and both guys are kicking away on RJ.

SB: Ha! Look at that pretty-boy Hardy. He's busted up something nice!

BB: Miles whips Hardy into the ropes and Mayfield elbows him in the face. And now Mayfield picks Hardy up and does the same with Miles. Tsunami spin kicks Mills who turns and is caught by Lang-- GERMAN SUPLEX! WHAT CARNAGE!

SB: I gotta say, watching this is something special. A bunch of dudes getting hurt.

BB: Mayfield has Hardy prone  now... who is busted WIDE open... Cocky Craig is climbing to the middle rope... SPIKE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! OH DEAR LORD! I THINK THEY JUST BUSTED MICHAEL HARDY'S NECK!

SB: He's done! Once and for all!

BB: Mayfield just spat on Hardy and Miles just did the same. And The Pro's turn their attention towards The New Suicide Squad, who have been working away on RJ Mills... and they start brawling!

SB: No! No! Finish destroying Hardy's career!

BB: All four men are punching away at each other, slugging away. Tsunami chopping Miles, Mayfield slugging away on Lang. Now RJ Mills gets up from behind and slugs at Miles, and all three men are chopping away at each other. Miles picks Tsunami up now and slams him down, and Mills drops an elbow onto Tsunami. And Miles now does the same. Lang drop-toe-hold's Mayfield down to the mat and is now wrenching on his knee, twisting it slowly. (The camera cuts away backstage, showing WJ and Simon Wilcox, both exasperated.)

RJ: And now entering the ring... representing RAW DEAL... (WJ runs off, and Simon punches the wall.) WJ MILLLLLLLLLS!

BB: WJ now runs into the ring... and he goes right for Michael Hardy! Hardy was starting to get up after that spike tombstone from The Pro's, but WJ Mills is now slugging away on that already busted up forehead. And now WJ takes Hardy and rams him right into the cage! And a second time!

SB: Hardy's done for. Kaput!

BB: Now, both Mills brothers are chopping away at Craig Miles, who is trying to fend them off. Tsunami just sweeps the leg of RJ, sending him to the mat and those two are now tangled up on the mat, exchanging punches. WJ tries to whip Miles into the cage, but Miles is blocking it. And in the corner, Johnny Lang is chopping away on “Hot Property” Eddie Mayfield.

SB: My man H.P. is just playing possum, waiting for the chance to strike.

BB: Tsunami has RJ Mills prone and charges-- NO! Mills just backdropped Tsunami who crashed into the cage backfirst! RJ and WJ are now doubleteaming Craig Miles... DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER! They just drove Craig Miles right into the mat!

SB: It's a good thing Miles is probably drunk right now or else he'd really be hurt.

BB: Mayfield takes Lang and puts him on the top rope and slaps him, climbing to the middle rope... SUPERPLEX!

SB: You go, boy! P-R-O's all the way.

BB: We've got a lot of people laid out... Tsunami is still rolling around the mat. Michael Hardy is out cold... Johnny Lang is on the mat and so is Craig Miles. Mayfield just kicked WJ Mills from behind in the back, stomping away on him.

RJ: (CUT TO: Backstage, where Simon Wilcox is looking at the monitor.) And now... our last competitor. (Simon hauls off.) REPRESENTING SIMPLY STUNNING (the crowd ERUPTS and starts chanting SIM-PLY STUN-NING followed by rhythmic clapping.)... SIMON WILCOX. As soon as Simon enters the ring, eliminations may occur via pinfall or submission!

BB: Simon Wilcox is coming in... his tag team partner Michael Hardy has been decimated in this match and Simply Stunning's title reign could be in jeopardy! Wilcox is in, and he's a house on fire! He meets Mayfield first and sends him sprawling with a forearm shiver! And one for RJ Mills! And one for Tsunami! Now one for Johnny Lang! WJ Mills grabs him from behind for a spinebust-- NO! Simon DDT's WJ to the mat! He's up--- OHHHHHHHHH!

SB: Hahahaha! Now THAT'S sending someone sprawling!

BB: "Cocky" Craig Miles just measured Simon Wilcox and almost took his head off with that Cocky Line of his! Miles now choking Simon Wilcox.

SB: Attacking his throat, trying to spare us from hearing any of his shoddy mic-work ever again!

BB: Mayfield grabs Hardy and tosses him... both him and Miles are working Simply Stunning over, choking them out, leaning on them so their heads are pressed up against the cage! Raw Deal is up, and their holding arms for a double-team closeline onto The New Suicide Squad-- NO! Tsunami and Lang duck-- SYNCHRONIZED CRESCENT KICKS! Tsunami points in the air... HE'S GOING TO CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!! (The crowd starts to buzz as 'Nami climbs the top turnbuckle and begins to climb the cage, slowly.)

SB: As long as Mayfield and Miles don't get hurt, I don't care what happens here.

BB: Tsunami is climbing the cage... his partner The Warhorse Kid is holding both RJ and WJ Mills... WHHHHAHTTTTTTT? (The arena lights go DARK. The arena howls.) SOMEONE JUST SHUT OFF THE POWER! THIS ARENA IS PITCH BLAAAA-- (The lights come back on and the crowd goes NUTS.) NATHAN STORM IS ON TOP OF THE CAGE WITH TSUNAMI! HOW DID HE GET UP THERE? HE CHOPS TSUNAMI... BOTH ARE STANDING ON THE CAGE... OHHHHHHNATHAN STORM JUST FRANKENPARSONED TSUNAMI FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE! 'NAMI CRASHES ONTO JOHNNY LANG! THE MILLS BROTHERS DODGED OUT OF THE WAY! RJ COVERS NAMI! ONNNEEEEE.... TWOOOOOO.... THREEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (The bell rings several times.) I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT IA JUST SAW!

SB: Never count out anyone associated with Tom Adler... mostly because there's literally THOUSANDS of people he knows.

RJ: ELIMINATED FROM THIS CONTEST... TSUNAMI AND THE WARHORSE KID JOHNNY LANG... THE NEW SUICIDE SQUAD!

BB: Nathan Storm just hit one of the most suicidal, breathtaking moves that I've EVER seen in this sport... crashing onto the mat with Tsunami, giving his allies the chance to secure a pinfall over one of their rivals! Troutman is forcing Storm out of the ring... and The P-R-O's are now working on The Mills brothers.

SB: Bury them!

BB: Mayfield and Miles are punching away on RJ and WJ... (Mayfield: "Are you watching, Tommyboy?") Mayfield and Miles whip Raw Deal into the ropes... DOUBLE SLEEPER! DOUBLE SLEEPER!

SB: They're going to put them both down like the dogs they are!

BB: Wait-- Both Hardy and Wilcox get up... THEY DROPKICK THE PROFESSIONALS! BOTH RJ AND WJ DUCKED OUT OF THE WAY! The Pro's both backpedal into the cage... now RJ and WJ take Simon Wilcox... DOUBLE HOT SHOT RIGHT ONTO THE CAGE! They just busted that kid open.

SB: I never knew how quickly Brit's bled!

BB: And now RJ grabs Michael Hardy... they want to put him away for good. Michael Hardy has taken a HELLACIOUS beating this match... RJ is chopping away on Hardy and he says something to his twin brother...

SB: It looks like they're setting him up for some sort of double-team move right here... and hoping to eliminate the champs while they still can!

BB: RJ whips Hardy into the ropes and he sets up-- he backdrops Hardy over his head to his brothNOOOO! HARDY JUST HOOKED WJ IN A FRANKENPARSONS INTO A CRADLE! HE HAS WJ HOOKED! AND MILES AND MAYFIELD ARE HOLDING RJ BACK! ONEEEEE! TWOOOOO!!! THREEEE!!!! UNBELIEVABLE! (The crowd starts their Sim-pleee Stun-innng chant again.)

RJ: Ladies and gentlemen... RAW DEAL HAS NOW BEEN ELIMINATED! That means the next team to score a pinfall or submission will be crowned CSWA Unified Tag Team Champions!

SB: What a smart move by The Pro's there... allowing the competition to eliminate each other, making it easier for them in the process!

BB: The Professionals immediately start to pound away on Michael... who was among the first two competitors in this match. Simon is still laid out on the mat, having hit his head really hard in the cage. What an advantage The Pro's have now.

SB: They ALWAYS have the advantage over EVERYONE. They're THAT awesome.

BB: But don't discount these two kids from England... Miles and Mayfield have Michael on the mat, grabbing his legs... DOUBLE SLINGSHOT! This could be it right here... That just sent Hardy crashing into the cage again! Miles covers and Mayfield is flexing his muscles... ONEEEE.... TWOOOOO.... THREE--- NO! NO! Hardy just got the left arm up! Miles again goes for the cover... ONEEE... TWOOOO... THRE-- NO! NO!

SB: NO! They had him right there. This is an outrage...

BB: Miles just immediately scoops Hardy up and slams him down on the mat. Eddy is climbing to the second rope... JACKSONVILLE JAM! Mayfield covers and hooks the leg... ONE.... TWO... NO! NO! Hardy again kicked out!

SB: Obviously, Pee Wee Troutman has something against The Pro's... the whole world does.

BB: And Miles and Mayfield think so also... Mayfield just shoved Pee Wee who just shoved him back! OH NO! Miles just clipped Troutman from behind! They just took Troutman out!

SB: Now... it's showtime!

BB: Miles just took Simon's head and again threw him into the cage... and Mayfield is going outside of the door. (Mayfield shoves a tech crew guy out of the ring...) MAYFIELD GRABS A CHAIR!

SB: I'm having problems with my monitor. I can't see a thing! Eddie Mayfield wouldn't do something like that! He's a hero and a mentor to thousands of children both here and abroad!

BB: Miles now has Hardy in a full-nelson... and Mayfield has the chair. He slithers back in the ring with that chair... he's going to try and decapitate Michael Hardy!

SB: Ending his career AND winning the titles at once. We're looking at the onset of a new dynasty here in the CSWA!

BB: Mayfield has the chair--- NOOO! NOOO! THAT'S CHAD MORTON! HE JUST MAYFIELD FROM BEHIND! AND GIBSON IS IN THE RING ALSO!

SB: THIS SHOULD BE AN AUTOMATIC DISQUALIFICATION!

BB: MAYFIELD SWINGS THE CHAIR AT GIBS----- HEEEE JUST CRACKED THAT CHAIR ACROSS CRAIG MILESES FACE BY ACCIDENT! EDDY MAYFIELD JUST HIT HIS TAG PARTNER! HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

SB: NO! NO! NO!

BB: SIMON WILCOX KICKS MAYFIELD IN THE STOMACH... BRAINBUSTER!!! AND THE CS EXPRESS ARE LIFTING MICHAEL HARDY UP! THEY'RE POINTING FOR HIM TO GO TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE!

SB: NO! NO! NO! SOMEONE STOP THIS!

BB: Hardy is sitting on top of the cage... and Wilcox climbs to the top rope with him... WILCOX JUST THREW HARDY FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE! ROCKET LAUNCHER!!! HARDY SPLASHES BOTH MEMBERS OF THE PROFESSIONALLLLLLS! (The crowd is in a standing o now...) AND THE CS EXPRESS GRAB TROUTMAN, WHO IS SLOWLY RECOVERING!

SB: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BB: (along with the crowd) ONNNNNE...... TWOOOOOO.... THREEEEEEE! SIMPLY STUNNING RETAIN! SIMPLY STUNNING RETAIN!

(The CS Express are hugging Simon and Michael, handing them the tag belts, raising their hands in the air.)

SB: NOT FAIR! THIS WAS NOT FAIR AT ALL!

BB: AND RIGHT NOW... ONE TEAM THAT STOOD AS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME HAND THE TITLES TO THE ONE TEAM THAT COULD BE EVEN BETTER THAN THEY ARE! AND ONLY ONE QUESTION REMAINS... CAN ANYBODY BEAT SIMPLY STUNNING? FOLKS... I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK! FANS, THE US TITLE MATCH IS NEXT...AFTER THIS VIDEO RECAP OF THE FEUD BETWEEN LAWRENCE STANLEY AND HORNET!

 
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