BB: Wicked Sight will move on to CSWA PRIMETIME in San Diego as a
challenger to the CSWA World Title....now the question is, who will have that
title around their waist.... current champ Evan Aho, Kevin Powers, Hornet or
Lawrence Stanley? It's been quite a night already...and up next the
Unified Tag Team Titles are on the line in one of the most dangerous matches our
tag team division has ever faced.
SB:
Did they just say what I think they did?
BB:
Fans, we're being told in our earpieces from the back that we've got a very
special guest. Let's head back to the ring.
(“The Imperial March From Star Wars”
cues up)
(Crowd pops big time as Joey Melton
struts out. Melton is decked out in a gorgeous gray three-piece suit.)
BB: Listen to the reception as the
CSWA's first ever World Champion walks out into the Merritt Auditorium. I
didn't even know he was here!
SB: Apparently this city has some class!
(Melton soaking the attention in stops
to shake a few hands.)
SB: He’s the reason we’re all here
Buckley. Stand up and pay your respects.
(Sammy stands and applauds. Joey slowly
steps in the ring, as the cheers get louder. Chants of “Joey! Joey!” guide
him through the ring ropes.)
SB: You’re not standing Buckley.
(Buckley rolls his eyes. Joey with a
house mic in hand quiets the crowd.)
JOEY MELTON: It’s nice to know
Greensboro
still appreciates a good thing.
(Crowd: Joey! Joey!)
JOEY MELTON: I got one question. Why is
Merritt trying to have an ANNIVERSARY party without me? (crowd boos) I was the
first great here, and it seems of late the first legend to be swept under the
rug. Did you really think I’d stay retired? (crowd cheers) Like Jordan, and
that kid from Rushmore I’ve returned to the site of glory.
SB: It’s an answer to my prayers.
JOEY MELTON: In case you’ve forgotten
I am the greatest champion this business has ever seen. No mammal on God’s
green earth can dispute that. But I tell you what. A couple months ago I was
kicked back enjoying the good life until I realized I had a craving. But for
what? Fame, fortune, women, better access to illegal drugs? Joey Melton has all
that and more. The taste was for another run. To be back at the top, turn my
nose up and know in my heart what I’ve been saying for years was true. Nobody
here is in my class. Not Eddy Love, not Eli Flair, not even the Boy Troy.
Windham
, you done made nice for yourself. You’ve got the bills, girls, the sit-com
and the Def Jam deal. That’s impressive beautiful, but what you also got is a
damn near broken neck. I’m two years from being forty years old but there’s
not a part on me that doesn’t feel twenty. You copied everything from your
idol except my style. The loss is yours.
I also see Hornet is still around
huffing, and puffing and trying to blow more smoke up his own ass. It amazes me
to this day that you continue to play “he loves me he loves me not” with
Merritt. I don’t care, I never have. I realized from about day 30 that the
shake I got in this league would never be fair. But I was always Joey Melton and
no matter how hard Merritt, or anybody else swept I wouldn’t quite go under
that rug.
Your career has just been a dream
chasing me. What I had you wanted. World title? You stole it. World Tag
titles.....you went on a rampage digging up Tom and Jerry tag teams for your own
pleasure. Poison Ivy? (smiles) Ask Eli about that one. So you managed to knock
up my sister, happy days ahead huh. Tell it like it is Hornet, you’ve wanted
to be me so bad you’re gone out and plotted to spawn your own from a Melton
womb. It ain’t the same. Because what I have never found that woman, and
believe me you’re not getting a chance with this Melton. (Joey smiles)
Don’t flatter yourself though I’m
not here for you. The craving is for two belts. One currently held by the former
Greensboro
Champion. How sad is that. The poor kid wins the G’boro title one day and
gets a World shot the next. Aho, look it up punk I didn’t start with the
plastic belt you recently discarded. No, I started with the one around your
waist now. Four years later I took the other just to complete the set. If you
walk away tonight, be prepared to pony up and face the man. I’m not starting
at the bottom of the ladder, for the simple reason it looks to me like the World
Champ is the bottom of the ladder.
And the tag titles, they’re to be
decided. Somehow I think they already have.
Merritt, there may not be a place for me
in your world anymore. That’s why I’m here to curry to your tastes.
(Joey pulls out a check)
JOEY MELTON: Get in tight fellows.
(The camera closes in on a check... for ten million dollars)
JOEY MELTON: Ten million Merritt, all for
you. The only thing you have to do is sign the contract. Pick the title at the
next card. Money doesn’t mean a thing to me. But I know it’s your religion.
Well get on your knees and join the rest of the fans out here in worship. I’ve
bought it all in my life, and I know you Chad. That’s why I’m counting on buying another shot. The smart bet says I
won’t get one if I don’t.
(Joey throws the mic down and leaves the
ring to wild cheers)
BB: The legend returns
for one more run, fans.
SB: Somebody up there
really like me. Really.
BB: Well, after seeing
one of the greatest tag team champions of all time in Joey Melton, it's only
fitting that our next match is a four-way HOUSE OF PAIN for the Unified Tag Team
Championships. Simply Stunning walks in with the gold, but there are three
new contenders to the crown.
Tag Team HOUSE OF PAIN
for the CSWA Unified Tag Team
Titles |
(CUT TO: The ring, with the
steel cage hovering down. The ring bell goes off five times, as Rhubarb Jones
stands in the ring.)
RJ: Ladies and gentlemen... it
is now time for the HOUSE OF PAIN (the crowd erupts as Rhubarb mentions those
three words) match. The rules of the match follow... the match will begin with
TWO men from opposing teams in the ring. After three minutes, a third man will
follow. This process will continue until ALL EIGHT COMPETITORS are in the
ring... once all of the competitors are in the ring, teams can be eliminated by
either PINFALL or SUBMISSION... the winner will remain the LAST team not
eliminated.
BB: This match is one I've been
looking forward to, folks. All four teams have gripes with each other, and all
four teams want to walk out with the Unified Tag Team Titles tonight... a pair
of belts that are among the most coveted in this sport.
SB: And after tonight, they're
going to become the personal ashtrays of my team... Hot Property and Cocky
Craig... The Professionals! It's in the bag.
BB: But before we get to the
match... it's time to introduce some very special guests!
(CUE UP: "Hysteria"
by Def Leppard. CUT TO: The video wall. The words EXPRESS YOURSELF spell out
across the screen, followed by old-school shots of CHAD GIBSON and STEVE
MORTON-- the CS EXPRESS-- in action, holding the titles, riding shirtless in a
sports car. The crowd is going nuts, giving a standing ovation to the CSWA Hall
of Famers. Morton and Gibson, wearing tuxedoes, come walking out and wave to the
fans, turning to each other and giving each other one of their trademarked
hi-fives, slapping fans with fans on their way down. They meet up near the ring
with Rudy Seitzer.)
RS: Well, guys, let me be the
first to say that it is great to have you guys back!
GIBSON: No, Rudy... it's great
to be back, right here in
Greensboro
where we were both born and raised! (Morton starts to applaud behind Gibson as
the fans give it up.) The CSWA has ALWAYS been the premiere league in this
sport, and anytime we can come back to take a look at the action, we'll take it.
RS: Well, as I understand it,
you guys are here not just for pleasure... but also for business.
MORTON: That's right, brother.
Now, we've got four great tag teams wrestling tonight in that ring and we got a
call from the office, saying that they needed some special help with this match,
brother. So me and my partner here are going to be at ringside, drawing the
names of who comes down in order. But aside from that, brother, we're going to
kick our heels back and enjoy this great action!
RS: Real quick, before you guys
get to your duty... do you have any favorites for tonight?
GIBSON: Well, Rudy... it's
going to be a tough call because all eight of these men are world-class
athletes... but if I was a bettin' man, I'd wager the mortgage on Michael and
Simon (the crowd ERUPTS at the mention of their names) from Simply Stunning, the
single best tag team I've ever seen wrestle here in the CSWA.
MORTON: Let me tell ya,
brother... it's a real good thing we're retired because those kids are REAL
good... and they could probably even give US a run for the money, brother!
RS: Let's go back to ringside!
SB: No wonder I was breaking
into a rash. Who let the Express into the arena? They should be out back parking
cars or whatever it is they've been doing the past seven years.
BB: Gibson and Morton are two
hall of famers in the CSWA and are largely responsible for making the CSWA
Unified Tag Title belts THE most prestigious in the sport, Sammy... despite your
running them down for years. Pee Wee Troutman is in the ring... and I wonder HOW
he's going to begin to call this one.
SB: Like he does ALL his
matches... quite poorly.
RJ: And now... to begin the
match... starting the match will be... (CUT TO: The screen splits, with all four
men in their respective dressing rooms looking on.)
representing THE NEW SUICIDE SQUAD will be TSUNAMI... (Tsunami can be
seen running off stage and then running down to the ring.) and from SIMPLY
STUNNING (the crowd goes NUTS when SS is mentioned) MICHAEL HARDY! (Hardy runs
down to the ring, smacking hands.)
BB: Now remember the rules,
fans. Eliminations for this match cannot begin until all eight men are in the
ring... and they'll be entered one-by-one every three minutes. And I've got to
say, I like this matchup a lot.
SB: I do, too. I hate this
Hardy punk and I can't wait to see 'Nami kick his teeth out.
BB: Troutman calls for the
bell, and the match begins. Tsunami starts by diving right at Hardy's legs, and
he catches him in a double-leg takedown, He's now gripping Hardy's leg, but
Hardy kips up to his OTHER leg and rolls out and grabs Tsunami in a head
scissors.
SB: Hardy knows a lot about
having dudes between his legs, I bet!
BB: I'll just ignore that
comment... Hardy wringing in the scissors lock and Tsunami is looking for a way
to counter. 'Nami is, of course, a former Unified World Champion and is
generally regarded to be the greatest aerialist this sport has ever seen. But
Michael Hardy, I can't say enough things about this kid. A lot of folks in the
back have been hyping this kid up and saying that he has potential to someday be
a World Champ himself.
SB: Over my dead body... and
Eddy Love's!
BB: 'Nami is in the head
scissors and is now in a headstand... what agility... Hardy looks up and is
trying to figure out a way to counter and OH NO! The posterboy of hardcore just
kicked Hardy right in the face with one of his patented savate kicks while he
was balancing on his head!
SB: From any angle, from any
position... no one is safe from Tsunami.
BB: Tsunami now hoists Hardy
up... SHOULDERBREAKER! Now Tsunami runs to the ropes... BEAUTIFUL ASAI MOONSAULT
RIGHT ONTO HARDY'S TORSO! (A loud buzzer goes off. The screen splits 4-ways
again, with all the competitors looking on. Johnny Lang is next to Jimmy
Valiant, Simon Wilcox looks tense, Raw Deal are whispering to each other and
discussing strategy and The Professionals are laughing it up, smoking
cigarettes.)
RJ: NOW ENTERING THE CONTEST...
REPRESENTING RAW DEAL... RJ MILLS! (RJ gets up from his side and his brother
taps him on the back. Eddie and Miles both make the sarcastic "oooooh, I'm
so scared" hand gesture.)
BB: One-half of the Mills
brothers coming down... I don't agree with much of what these guys have to say,
but I will say that they are REALLY impressive wrestlers. They are sort of
throwbacks, in a sense, and are experts on the mat.
SB: But still, they aren't
Professionals. They're just lucky that Miles and Hot P haven't ended their
careers.
BB: RJ in the ring and he meets
Tsunami with a knee to the stomach, followed by a NICE clothesline. RJ now goes
to lift Tsunami-- NO! Hardy bounces off the ropes and dropkicks RJ in the mat,
sending both of his opponents to the floor. And now the high-flyer is going to
the air! (Girls screech as Hardy quickly climbs the ropes.)
SB: Pllllease fall awkwardly on
your C-5 vertebrae.
BB: Hardy leaps off-- NO! HE
JUST GOT CAUGHT BY RJ MILLS WHO SLAMS HIM HARD INTO THE MAT POWERSLAM STYLE! RJ
is up, congratulating himself... AND HE JUST GOT CAUGHT WITH A LEAPING SAVATE
KICK FROM TSUNAMI THAT ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!
SB: Oh man... even I felt that
one.
BB: Now Tsunami is climbing the
ropes and is posing to the crowd... he leaps and OOHHH! MICHAEL HARDY JUST MET
TSUNAMI WITH A DROPKICK! And all three guys are laid out on the mat.
RJ: And now entering the
ring... (Mayfield and Miles get up, giving each other a "dukes up"
type of thing.) From the Professionals...
SB: YES! BOOO YAAA!
RJ: "Cocky" Craig
Miles!
BB: Miles is now running to the
ring... Hardy is the first to get up and Miles bounces off the ropes... COCKY
LINE! COCKY LINE! He just took him out with that vicious clothesline of his!
SB: Hahaha! Take his head of,
Craiggers!
BB: Miles now waits for RJ
Mills who is getting up and he grabs him... BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! MILLS FLEW
INTO THE CAGE LEG FIRST! And now Miles sees 'Nami getting up and he grabs
Tsunami by the legs... OVERHEAD SUPLEX! HE JUST DUMPED TSUNAMI ON HIS HEAD!
SB: Miles is DOMINATING the
competition, just like The Pro's have since they stepped foot in the CSWA.
BB: Miles is now taunting the
fans... and Hardy is getting up and he TACKLES MILES! (The crowd goes nuts,
chanting HAR-DEE HAR-DEE. The screen splits four-ways again.).
The next tag team who enters the contest could have a HUGE advantage!
RJ: Now entering the contest...
Representing the Professionals... (Eddie goes nuts and flicks his cig, SPRINTING
off-camera.) HOT PROPERTY EDDIE MAYFIELD!
SB: YES! YES! It's P-ARE-OH
time, daddy!
BB: Mayfield measures up Hardy
from behind and just STOMPS him, viciously laying in the boots. Miles is now
laying the boots also, and now he goes and drops the boots on RJ Mills and
Tsunami, keeping them down on the mat. The Professionals now have a good
opportunity to really hurt one of their opponents... and it looks like it's
going to be Simply Stunning!
SB: Of course it is... take
these chumps out for good!
BB: Mayfield has Hardy set up
and he backs off... OH NO! CRAIG MILES JUST HIT THE COCKY
LINE
ON
HARDY WHILE MAYFIELD TOOK OUT HARDY'S LEGS! THEY JUST TOOK OFF HARDY'S HEAD!
SB: And are ensuring themselves
with the gold in the process! (The screen splits four ways-- with The Pro's
locker room being empty, of course.)
RJ: Now coming to the ring...
representing The New Suicide Squad... THE WARHORSE KID JOHNNY LANG! (Lang gets
up, hightailing it to the ring.)
BB: Miles and Mayfield are now
ramming Hardy facefirst into the cage... Lang stomps on RJ Mills and is
motioning for his partner to get up. Tsunami is getting up and both guys are
kicking away on RJ.
SB: Ha! Look at that pretty-boy
Hardy. He's busted up something nice!
BB: Miles whips Hardy into the
ropes and Mayfield elbows him in the face. And now Mayfield picks Hardy up and
does the same with Miles. Tsunami spin kicks Mills who turns and is caught by
Lang-- GERMAN SUPLEX! WHAT CARNAGE!
SB: I gotta say, watching this
is something special. A bunch of dudes getting hurt.
BB: Mayfield has Hardy prone
now... who is busted WIDE open... Cocky Craig is climbing to the middle
rope... SPIKE
TOMBSTONE
PILEDRIVER! OH DEAR LORD! I THINK THEY JUST BUSTED MICHAEL HARDY'S NECK!
SB: He's done! Once and for
all!
BB: Mayfield just spat on Hardy
and Miles just did the same. And The Pro's turn their attention towards The New
Suicide Squad, who have been working away on RJ Mills... and they start
brawling!
SB: No! No! Finish destroying
Hardy's career!
BB: All four men are punching
away at each other, slugging away. Tsunami chopping Miles, Mayfield slugging
away on Lang. Now RJ Mills gets up from behind and slugs at Miles, and all three
men are chopping away at each other. Miles picks Tsunami up now and slams him
down, and Mills drops an elbow onto Tsunami. And Miles now does the same. Lang
drop-toe-hold's Mayfield down to the mat and is now wrenching on his knee,
twisting it slowly. (The camera cuts away backstage, showing WJ and Simon
Wilcox, both exasperated.)
RJ: And now entering the
ring... representing RAW DEAL... (WJ runs off, and Simon punches the wall.) WJ
MILLLLLLLLLS!
BB: WJ now runs into the
ring... and he goes right for Michael Hardy! Hardy was starting to get up after
that spike tombstone from The Pro's, but WJ Mills is now slugging away on that
already busted up forehead. And now WJ takes Hardy and rams him right into the
cage! And a second time!
SB: Hardy's done for. Kaput!
BB: Now, both Mills brothers
are chopping away at Craig Miles, who is trying to fend them off. Tsunami just
sweeps the leg of RJ, sending him to the mat and those two are now tangled up on
the mat, exchanging punches. WJ tries to whip Miles into the cage, but Miles is
blocking it. And in the corner, Johnny Lang is chopping away on “Hot
Property” Eddie Mayfield.
SB: My man H.P. is just playing
possum, waiting for the chance to strike.
BB: Tsunami has RJ Mills prone
and charges-- NO! Mills just backdropped Tsunami who crashed into the cage
backfirst! RJ and WJ are now doubleteaming Craig Miles... DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER!
They just drove Craig Miles right into the mat!
SB: It's a good thing Miles is
probably drunk right now or else he'd really be hurt.
BB: Mayfield takes Lang and
puts him on the top rope and slaps him, climbing to the middle rope... SUPERPLEX!
SB: You go, boy! P-R-O's all
the way.
BB: We've got a lot of people
laid out... Tsunami is still rolling around the mat. Michael Hardy is out
cold... Johnny Lang is on the mat and so is Craig Miles. Mayfield just kicked WJ
Mills from behind in the back, stomping away on him.
RJ: (CUT TO: Backstage, where
Simon Wilcox is looking at the monitor.) And now... our last competitor. (Simon
hauls off.) REPRESENTING SIMPLY STUNNING (the crowd ERUPTS and starts chanting
SIM-PLY STUN-NING followed by rhythmic clapping.)... SIMON WILCOX. As soon as
Simon enters the ring, eliminations may occur via pinfall or submission!
BB: Simon Wilcox is coming
in... his tag team partner Michael Hardy has been decimated in this match and
Simply Stunning's title reign could be in jeopardy! Wilcox is in, and he's a
house on fire! He meets Mayfield first and sends him sprawling with a forearm
shiver! And one for RJ Mills! And one for Tsunami! Now one for Johnny Lang! WJ
Mills grabs him from behind for a spinebust-- NO! Simon DDT's WJ to the mat!
He's up--- OHHHHHHHHH!
SB: Hahahaha! Now THAT'S
sending someone sprawling!
BB: "Cocky" Craig
Miles just measured Simon Wilcox and almost took his head off with that Cocky
Line of his! Miles now choking Simon Wilcox.
SB: Attacking his throat,
trying to spare us from hearing any of his shoddy mic-work ever again!
BB: Mayfield grabs Hardy and
tosses him... both him and Miles are working Simply Stunning over, choking them
out, leaning on them so their heads are pressed up against the cage! Raw Deal is
up, and their holding arms for a double-team closeline onto The New Suicide
Squad-- NO! Tsunami and Lang duck-- SYNCHRONIZED CRESCENT KICKS! Tsunami points
in the air... HE'S GOING TO CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!! (The crowd starts to
buzz as 'Nami climbs the top turnbuckle and begins to climb the cage, slowly.)
SB: As long as Mayfield and
Miles don't get hurt, I don't care what happens here.
BB: Tsunami is climbing the
cage... his partner The Warhorse Kid is holding both RJ and WJ Mills...
WHHHHAHTTTTTTT? (The arena lights go DARK. The arena howls.) SOMEONE JUST SHUT
OFF THE POWER! THIS ARENA IS PITCH BLAAAA-- (The lights come back on and the
crowd goes NUTS.) NATHAN STORM IS ON TOP OF THE CAGE WITH TSUNAMI! HOW DID HE
GET UP THERE? HE CHOPS TSUNAMI... BOTH ARE STANDING ON THE CAGE... OHHHHHHNATHAN
STORM JUST FRANKENPARSONED TSUNAMI FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE! 'NAMI CRASHES ONTO
JOHNNY LANG! THE MILLS BROTHERS DODGED OUT OF THE WAY! RJ COVERS NAMI! ONNNEEEEE....
TWOOOOOO.... THREEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (The bell rings several times.) I DON'T BELIEVE
WHAT IA JUST SAW!
SB: Never count out anyone
associated with Tom Adler... mostly because there's literally THOUSANDS of
people he knows.
RJ: ELIMINATED FROM THIS
CONTEST... TSUNAMI AND THE WARHORSE KID JOHNNY LANG... THE NEW SUICIDE SQUAD!
BB: Nathan Storm just hit one
of the most suicidal, breathtaking moves that I've EVER seen in this sport...
crashing onto the mat with Tsunami, giving his allies the chance to secure a
pinfall over one of their rivals! Troutman is forcing Storm out of the ring...
and The P-R-O's are now working on The Mills brothers.
SB: Bury them!
BB: Mayfield and Miles are
punching away on RJ and WJ... (Mayfield: "Are you watching, Tommyboy?")
Mayfield and Miles whip Raw Deal into the ropes... DOUBLE SLEEPER! DOUBLE
SLEEPER!
SB: They're going to put them
both down like the dogs they are!
BB: Wait-- Both Hardy and
Wilcox get up... THEY DROPKICK THE PROFESSIONALS! BOTH RJ AND WJ DUCKED OUT OF
THE WAY! The Pro's both backpedal into the cage... now RJ and WJ take Simon
Wilcox... DOUBLE HOT SHOT RIGHT ONTO THE CAGE! They just busted that kid open.
SB: I never knew how quickly
Brit's bled!
BB: And now RJ grabs Michael
Hardy... they want to put him away for good. Michael Hardy has taken a
HELLACIOUS beating this match... RJ is chopping away on Hardy and he says
something to his twin brother...
SB: It looks like they're
setting him up for some sort of double-team move right here... and hoping to
eliminate the champs while they still can!
BB: RJ whips Hardy into the
ropes and he sets up-- he backdrops Hardy over his head to his brothNOOOO! HARDY
JUST HOOKED WJ IN A FRANKENPARSONS INTO A CRADLE! HE HAS WJ HOOKED! AND MILES
AND MAYFIELD ARE HOLDING RJ BACK! ONEEEEE! TWOOOOO!!! THREEEE!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!
(The crowd starts their Sim-pleee Stun-innng chant again.)
RJ: Ladies and gentlemen... RAW
DEAL HAS NOW BEEN ELIMINATED! That means the next team to score a pinfall or
submission will be crowned CSWA Unified Tag Team Champions!
SB: What a smart move by The
Pro's there... allowing the competition to eliminate each other, making it
easier for them in the process!
BB: The Professionals
immediately start to pound away on Michael... who was among the first two
competitors in this match. Simon is still laid out on the mat, having hit his
head really hard in the cage. What an advantage The Pro's have now.
SB: They ALWAYS have the
advantage over EVERYONE. They're THAT awesome.
BB: But don't discount these
two kids from England... Miles and Mayfield have Michael on the mat, grabbing
his legs... DOUBLE SLINGSHOT! This could be it right here... That just sent
Hardy crashing into the cage again! Miles covers and Mayfield is flexing his
muscles... ONEEEE.... TWOOOOO.... THREE--- NO! NO! Hardy just got the left arm
up! Miles again goes for the cover... ONEEE... TWOOOO... THRE-- NO! NO!
SB: NO! They had him right
there. This is an outrage...
BB: Miles just immediately
scoops Hardy up and slams him down on the mat. Eddy is climbing to the second
rope... JACKSONVILLE JAM! Mayfield covers and hooks the leg... ONE.... TWO...
NO! NO! Hardy again kicked out!
SB: Obviously, Pee Wee Troutman
has something against The Pro's... the whole world does.
BB: And Miles and Mayfield
think so also... Mayfield just shoved Pee Wee who just shoved him back! OH NO!
Miles just clipped Troutman from behind! They just took Troutman out!
SB: Now... it's showtime!
BB: Miles just took Simon's
head and again threw him into the cage... and Mayfield is going outside of the
door. (Mayfield shoves a tech crew guy out of the ring...) MAYFIELD GRABS A
CHAIR!
SB: I'm having problems with my
monitor. I can't see a thing! Eddie Mayfield wouldn't do something like that!
He's a hero and a mentor to thousands of children both here and abroad!
BB: Miles now has Hardy in a
full-nelson... and Mayfield has the chair. He slithers back in the ring with
that chair... he's going to try and decapitate Michael Hardy!
SB: Ending his career AND
winning the titles at once. We're looking at the onset of a new dynasty here in
the CSWA!
BB: Mayfield has the chair---
NOOO! NOOO! THAT'S CHAD MORTON! HE JUST MAYFIELD FROM BEHIND! AND GIBSON IS IN
THE RING ALSO!
SB: THIS SHOULD BE AN AUTOMATIC
DISQUALIFICATION!
BB: MAYFIELD SWINGS THE CHAIR
AT GIBS----- HEEEE JUST CRACKED THAT CHAIR ACROSS CRAIG MILESES FACE BY
ACCIDENT! EDDY MAYFIELD JUST HIT HIS TAG PARTNER! HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
SB: NO! NO! NO!
BB: SIMON WILCOX KICKS MAYFIELD
IN THE STOMACH... BRAINBUSTER!!! AND THE CS EXPRESS ARE LIFTING MICHAEL HARDY
UP! THEY'RE POINTING FOR HIM TO GO TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE!
SB: NO! NO! NO! SOMEONE STOP
THIS!
BB: Hardy is sitting on top of
the cage... and Wilcox climbs to the top rope with him... WILCOX JUST THREW
HARDY FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE! ROCKET LAUNCHER!!! HARDY SPLASHES BOTH MEMBERS
OF THE PROFESSIONALLLLLLS! (The crowd is in a standing o now...) AND THE CS
EXPRESS GRAB TROUTMAN, WHO IS SLOWLY RECOVERING!
SB: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
BB: (along with the crowd)
ONNNNNE...... TWOOOOOO.... THREEEEEEE! SIMPLY STUNNING RETAIN! SIMPLY STUNNING
RETAIN!
(The CS Express are hugging
Simon and Michael, handing them the tag belts, raising their hands in the air.)
SB: NOT FAIR! THIS WAS NOT FAIR
AT ALL!
BB: AND RIGHT NOW... ONE TEAM
THAT STOOD AS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME HAND THE TITLES TO THE ONE TEAM THAT
COULD BE EVEN BETTER THAN THEY ARE! AND ONLY ONE QUESTION REMAINS... CAN ANYBODY
BEAT SIMPLY STUNNING? FOLKS... I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK! FANS, THE US
TITLE MATCH IS NEXT...AFTER THIS VIDEO RECAP OF THE FEUD BETWEEN LAWRENCE
STANLEY AND HORNET!
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