BB:  The crowd is on its feet here in the Merritt Auditorium... and I can barely hear  myself think!

SB:  I can barely bear to hear you talk anymore tonight.

BB:  What?

SB:  Nothing!

BB:  Just one more match, Sammy.  Can you keep it together for that long?

SB:  No promises, Buckley.  Especially if THAT DAMN HORNET wins!

BB:  Well we're about to find out.  Let's head down to Rhubarb Jones.

RJ:  Ladies and gentlemen, this is your final MAIN EVENT of CSWA ANNIVERSARY 2001.  You’ve already seen both these men earlier this evening, but they’re back again to face off for the top prize in the sport of professional wrestling.

(CUEUP:  “All Star” by Smashmouth)  (Negative reaction from most of the crowd.)

RJ:  Hailing from right here in Greensboro , North Carolina , tonight he began his third reign as the CSWA’s United States Champion.  He is the former three-time Unified World Heavyweight Champion, and if he can this one-fall, no time-limit match, he will become a FIVE-TIME CSWA World Heavyweight Champion.  THIS……. IS….....HORNETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

(Hornet steps onto the rampway as the video wall continues to show his various moments of triumph.  He stops at the top of the ramp, facepaint retouched in yellow and black, matching the full-length black pants with yellow accents and yellow boots.  As he stops, the Auditorium is filled with fireworks erupting all around him.  Once the pyrotechnics are done… Hornet walks through the smoke and down the aisleway to the ring.  He bounces against the ropes a few times, then climbs the corner and sits on the turnbuckle, waiting.)

(CUEUP:  “Blood, Milk and Sky” by Rob Zombie) (Crowd erupts.)

RJ:  Hailing from Seattle , Washington , tonight he stands as high as the Space Needle!  This twenty-six year old stands at the pinnacle of this sport as the CSWA World Heavyweight Champion.  He is….. EVAN AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

(Evan walks out onto the platform to a huge reaction as the video wall recounts his title win over Steve Radder.  His eyes are focused on the ring, rather than crowd, and he continues his walk to the ring.  Apparently this confused this pyro guys, who set off a shower of sparks where he would have been standing.  Aho rolls into the ring and begins shaking his limbs, apparently more than ready to get things underway.)