ENFORCER Speaks
January 1995
That's right, the place where you can hear the stylings of the CSWA's co-commisioner "The Enforcer" Chad Merritt is BACK. So you wanna hear the dirt on "The Kentucky Kid," or on the CSWA VPs, this is the place. Wanna hear the behind the scenes goings-on about the CSWA, this is the place.
Issue #1: Jon "Cruncher" Katz
So, Katz thinks he pulled a fast one on the CSWA? After this summer, I thought he might have learned his lesson. He attacked CS Enterprises, and then ran off before we could reap our revenge. Then "Lambfry" Katz appears and wants a million dollars to set up a "hardcore" league. Do you really think we didn't know who you were, Katz? Do you think your pathetic story fooled us? We gave you the money to see what you would do with it. And now we've yanked the money away, and you're just two steps away from going to jail. Assault, battery, fraud, embezzlement...those are serious charges, Katz, and all it takes is two words from us, and you'll be thrown into a small cell where a man named Bosephus will make you his 'woman.' I guess that's not a real threat to you though, huh?
Now you're thrilled because there are midgets and some other clown funding your league? Well, just remember, all your profits for the next year are ours, until you make up that $200,000 debt with interest out of the million we "loaned" you. You've got 21 midgets running around your "league," along with a freak in a lobster costume......and this is "hardcore." Well, have fun Katz, because we've just begun to reap our revenge.
Issue #2: CSWA, the Ultratitle, the Future
The CSWA is very thrilled to be participating in the eighth annual ULTRATITLE Tournament. 128 wrestlers from great leagues all over the world, and the CSWA is certainly represented well by a number of its champions and superstars. And after the ULTRATITLE ends, the CSWA's focus will turn to Winter's Warriors VII: The Unforgettable Fire. The CSWA's next huge PPV already looks to be a blockbuster with some of the biggest feuds in the sport gearing up to meet for possibly the last time.
And WWVII is only the beginning of the CSWA's huge plans for 1996. Coming up soon afterwards, in March and April, the CSWA celebrates its eighth anniversary with the annual month long, ANNIVERSARY 1996 celebration. Anniversary 1996 promises to be one of the biggest events of the year, with the 1995-96 Annual CSWA Awards Ceremony planned, along with many other huge events!
That will take us through April, and then it'll be time to look forward to CSWA Summer '96 and FISH FUND XI!
I want to thank all our fans for their continued support. We work hard to give you the best wrestling anywhere, and we'll continue to do so here in 1996!