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                            | You'd
                              think it wouldn't affect me anymore, wouldn't you?
                              You're wrong. 
 The CSWA has returned from its five month lapse in
                              a big way, seeing nearly every championship belt
                              hotshot from one man to another.
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                            4/13/00
 |  The CSWA has
                      returned from its five month lapse to see Hornet acting
                      like the "Greatest American Hero" again, and to
                      see Mark Vizzack give an interview that suggests that he
                      doesn't believe him. But the
                      biggest news has to be what everyone has overlooked: The
                      CSWA has returned from its five month lapse.
 It's probably one of the first times you'll ever see it
                      come back without a lot of fanfare or hoopla.... just a
                      great, solid wrestling show. You don't see too many of
                      those these days, do you?
 
 There's something that weighs heavily on my mind,
                      however.... and that's Merritt's appointment of JW Locke
                      as his new Commisioner.
 
 JW Locke, for those of you who don't know, was the
                      rich-boy screwball who bought Jim Sears out of debt and
                      turned the BTR into the MWC, only for him to sell the
                      company to Randy Harders and Erik Zieba, and when Harders
                      sold his shares.... Chad Dupree took over.
 
 JW Locke is cold, calculating, and possesses no sense of
                      right and wrong. He has no qualms about favoring those he
                      likes and screwing those he doesn't. He's made no secret
                      of the fact that he hates Mark Vizzack and Deacon, and
                      that he's solidly behind Byron Blair and Eddy Love. You
                      can bet he won't have any problems letting this bias
                      filter down to the decisions he makes. On the competency
                      scale, he rates somewhere between "Freakboy" and
                      "Sticky Goo Head." On the likability scale, he's
                      in the same company as "Lambfry" and
                      "President Poop."
 
 In short.... he'll fit right in.
 
 Joey Melton has stepped out of wrestling.... the WAR GAMES
                      match at TWS, combined with this lapse of activity, have
                      led him to a decision that he's not as interested in an
                      active career as he was two years ago. I think I speak for
                      all of CSWA personnel when I wish Joey the best.... and
                      that he was definitely one of the all- time greats in the
                      CSWA.
 
 Eli Flair continues to recover at home in the Bronx. He's
                      in good spirits, as he's spending time with M, as well as
                      an old friend of both of ours, Johnny Fizzbin. He misses
                      you fans.... but he hopes you'll be on hand at Winter
                      Warriors VIII, because he's already bought his front row
                      tickets.
 
 Keep the faith, guys.... keep the faith.
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