CSWA
PRIMETIME May 28, 1999 |
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(Steve Radder is stalking the halls, US title in his hand, on the hunt for something. He stops to look in every single door he walks past, every broom closet, and every bathroom. Finally, he opens a door and a smile breaks out on his face. Inside the room is Sweet Melissa, Eddy Love's manager and valet.)
Melissa: Why, Steve. What's happening?
Steve Radder: Mind if I come in?
Melissa: Of course, not at all. Come in.
(Radder walks ... no, stalks into the room. Seeing the look on his face, Melissa backs against the wall until Radder's face is mere inches from hers. He leans in, his lips pulled back from his teeth in a silent snarl.)
Steve Radder: I'm here to give you some advice, little witch.
Melissa: (As she raises her hand to strike Radder.) What did you ....?
Steve Radder: (Grabbing Melissa's wrist.) Shut up, skank. Listen to me.
Melissa: You little ...
(She lets out a little cry as Radder squeezes down on her wrist.)
Steve Radder: Are you deaf?
(Melissa shakes her head.)
Steve Radder: Good. Ready?
(She nods.)
Steve Radder: Then listen good. You should watch the looks your eyes give people, little (bleep), especially the ones I'm not supposed to see. One day, you're going to find those pretty things plucked right out of your head.
Melissa: YOU LITTLE ...
(Radder pulls his upper lip back again and squeezes her wrist harder, and she promptly quiets herself.)
Steve Radder: Remember.
(Radder lets go of her wrist and walks out of the room, just as determined as ever.)
V/O: This program is presented by CS Enterprises, in association with U-62 Television.
(Fade in on the Unified Tag Team Title Belts...)
BB (V/O): Sixteen times, the CSWA has staged the Battle of the Belts.
(CUT TO: Clips of highlights from the first 15 BOB's...)
Sixteen times, the dramatic victories... the shocking defeats... The WHEELS of DEATH... The Disgruntled Owners... The UNIFIED Champions, and the list could continue indefinitely...
(CUT TO: Powers and Love holding the Tag Straps...) Eddy Love and Kevin Powers... Champions once more...
(CUT TO: Fadeaway shot of Susan and Gina, overshadowed by Miso, Apocalypse, and the rest of the UnHoly...) But at what price?
(CUT TO: Radder hitting the Absolute Zero on Nemesis...) The final wheel of PLR has finally gained gold... Steve Radder has finally realized his dream...
(CUT TO: Kelly's announcement...) But where are his thoughts truly at?
(CUT TO: Harders being pinned...) Aaron Douglas, Greensboro Champion for the second time...
(CUT TO: Hornet's interference...) But what did he do to merit it?
(CUT TO: Close up of the CSWA World Title belt...) And a title... Too legendary for words, vacant once more. By the actions of one man, the testimony of others, and the reactions of a third...
(CUT TO: Slow-Motion shot of Commisioner Merritt getting clocked...) TONIGHT... THE AFTERMATH!
(Fadeout... and CUT TO: The interior of Knickerbocker Arena in Albany, NY. Signs are in the crowd such as "Vizzack is the PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!" and "Gotta LOVE the Tag Team Gold!" and "Hornet's Business is Taken Care Of!" CUT TO: Buckley and Benson at the commentator's table...)
BB: HELLO ALBANY! My name is Bill Buckley, and I'm joined, once again, by Sammy Benson, and WELCOME TO CSWA PRIMETIME! We have an AMAZING card for you tonight, as Apocalypse takes on former Greensboro Champion Randy Harders, and Jared Wells will lock up once more with Matt Dexter!
SB: Where's Eddy?
BB: Eddy Love isn't in the building tonight, Sammy. At least, he's not scheduled for action. Right now, however, we'd like to take you to Rhubarb Jones in the middle of the ring for a very special presentation.
(CUT TO: Rhubarb Jones, standing in the middle of the ring.)
RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, on May 23, 1999... the world of Professional Wrestling lost a great man. A man who had accomplished a great deal in his career, yet a man who did not have the chance to meet his full potential. The CSWA will now sound the ring bell ten times, in memory of Owen Hart.
(The video wall lights up with a picture of Owen Hart giving a "Thumbs-Up," as well as the years of his life. Everyone in the arena rises, as the ring bell begins to sound. When the tenth bell sounds, CUE UP: Owen Hart's theme music, as the entire arena gives a standing ovation for a fallen superstar. CUT TO: Buckley and Benson...)
BB: That was a nice tribute. Owen Hart never wrestled in the CSWA, but he was truly a fine athlete, as well as a true class act. And I think he deserves to be remembered as a great man.
SB: I agree. The world of Professional Wrestling is a little less then what it was before this happened.
BB: I have a press release in front of me that states that CSWA Vice-Commisioner Vizzachero has dedicated tonight's action to Owen Hart's memory. So let's get up to the ring for some great CSWA action!
SB: Amen to that!
Problem Child vs. Cool Moe D |
Cool Moe D started this one off slowly, succumbing to a hip toss and a belly- to- belly suplex that nearly cost him the match! He has been exchanging some HEATED words with Eli Flair over the upcoming Battle Royal for the final IRONMAN of CHAMPIONS space, and another powerslam from Problem Child almost caused Cool Moe D to walk out on the short end of the stick! Moe D bounced back, however, reversing a backdrop FLAWLESSLY into a DDT, and scoring a powerslam of his own! He seemed to have cleared the cobwebs out of his head, as he didn't falter a step from that point, keeping PC on the mat with a succession of quick takeovers mixed with moderate power moves, scoring the pinfall in fifteen minutes with a powerbomb!
WINNER: Cool Moe D
BB: Cool Moe D really pulled that one out! It could've gone either way, but his training looks to be paying off! I had the opportunity to have a few words with him this morning, and he is focusing like you couldn't BELIEVE on this Battle Royal.
SB: It's all a moot point. Eddy Love is walking out of Anniversary with the World Title once more.
BB: I thought you liked Hornet's new attitude.
SB: He's got the right idea, but like I said, once a Bugbrain, ALWAYS a Bugbrain.
BB: Interesting logic. You have to look at this IRONMAN a little differently then the others, however. There won't be a truly decisive winner, in my opinion. The way Co-Commisioner Thomas is organizing this one, each man will have an "opposite," so to speak, that they won't face. How can Mark Vizzack, just to use an example, be called the UNDISPUTED Champion if he does not face Kevin Powers, a man who has beaten Vizzack in their only match to date? How can Love, if he does not face Vizzack? How can there be a decisive winner amongst Love and Deacon if those two men did not meet?
SB: That's an interesting point, Buckley, and one worth talking about. You also need to remember that there is one member of this match not yet decided upon.
BB: That's what SHOWTIME is all about.
TJ Knuckles vs. Pyro |
Pyro looked to avenge his embarassment from PRIMETIME where Mark Vizzack disposed of him in record time. TJ Knuckles looked to gain a little more momentum and try for a run at a major championship. Neither man was disappointed, and neither man was dissapointING. They put on a display of wrestling, from a Cross Face by Knuckles to a Full Nelson by Pyro, that neither man could be ashamed of. For fifteen full minutes, however, TJ Knuckles showed the world that he was to be taken seriously. Pyro spent most of this time locked in a hold of some sort, or devising an escape. That is, until...
(CUE UP: "Another Brick in the Wall" - Pink Floyd)
BB: ELI FLAIR! What in the world is he doing here?
SB: Bring out the Gimp!
BB: Listen to these fans, they're going CRAZY!
SB: The Gimp! The Gimp!
BB: Will you stop it? TJ Knuckles has Pyro in a sleeper hold, and he's fading fast! NO! His arm stayed up! Now he's trying to power out! Flair is at ringside, and he's just watching these two men go at it!
SB: Men?
BB: Stop it, Sammy. Pyro is back to his feet, and he elows Knuckles in the gut! And again! Off the ropes, and he hits a clothesline! There's the cover, 1......NO! Knuckles kicks out! Pyro to his feet, and he's telling Flair to leave the ringside area! Bad move!
SB: With Feminazi gone, Flair doesn't have his big stick to fight with.
BB: NO! He doesn't need it, as Flair CLOCKED Pyro upside the head with a right hand! Pyro staggers back... KNUCKLES TURNS HIM AROUND! DDT! There's the cover, 1............2.............3! TJ Knuckles gets the victory, and Eli Flair has asked for a microphone!
SB: Can he talk?
BB: Stop it, Sammy!
(CUT TO: The ring. Eli Flair is standing in the middle of it, waiting for the fans to quiet down.)
ELI: You know, I can relate to Hornet now.... And GUNS.... Because once you get injured once, everyone thinks it's over, that they know your weakness, that they can exploit it to the point that everyone and their uncle can beat you. And since I've had knee surgery TWICE in my career now, it's going to be TWICE as easy to beat me? Well, it's hardly true. They say my knees are weak? That I'm, what was it, Ivy? "A mere Scorpion Deathlock away from a trip back to the hospital?" I don't think so. Because, much like Hornet's back, much like GUNS' knee, I wrestled one of the most difficult matches of my career, against Eliminator and Kevin Powers, with a badly injured leg. And I won. So pull out the betting slips, folks, because at SHOWTIME, it'll be Eli Flair who walks out with the sixth IRONMAN slot. And at ANNIVERSARY, it'll be ELI FLAIR who walks out with the CSWA World Heavyweight Title. Because there's NOBODY else in that tournament.... NOBODY, who has proven that they can put Eli Flair down for good.
And whether they like it or not, none of them ever WILL.
(Eli drops the microphone and heads to the backstage once more, to a HUGE fan pop.)
BB: Let's head up for more action.
Jesse Solomon vs. Wicked Sight |
The Book of Solomon took on the Wicked One in a classic battle of newcomers. These two men took it to each other from the opening bell to the closing! Wicked Sight caught Solomon with a belly to belly/spinebuster combination early. But Jesse Solomon replied with a savat kick, followed by an inverted atomic drop of his own. Solomon went for a reverse DDT, but got pushed into the ropes and forearm smashed by Wicked Sight. Sight continued the assault with another belly to belly, then whipped Solomon into the ropes and caught him with a flying cross body! That got Wicked Sight a one-count, but it also made Solomon mad. Solomon powered out of the cover and was on his feet in an instant. He sent Wicked Sight flying with an inverted atomic drop, and then followed up with a running elbow. That was just the beginning of Solomon's run. He DDTed Wicked Sight into the mat, then delivered a neckbreaker.
BB: Wicked Sight is in trouble here, Sammy. But he kicks out at the two-count!!! What an effort to get that shoulder up by the young man!!! Solomon rolls Sight over...he trying to hook in that submission finisher he calls The Crucifier, but Sight gets to the ropes and rolls out!
SB: Smart move by the kid.
BB: Solomon follows Wicked Sight outside....these two young men have really put a great match together, folks, with both 20 and 19 respectively. Solomon with a scoop up and slam to the floor. (lights flicker) Wait a second.....
(A huge noise like the call of bird is heard once, twice, three times)
SB: Please tell me that's not what I think it is......please....PLEASE!
BB: Is that....?
(The bird call repeats three times)
BB: The call of the Falcon? The Hooded Falcon? We haven't heard that since...what...1994? And look at Wicked Sight! He's responding to it! Solomon goes to send Sight into the steel post, but Wicked Sight blocks it and sends Solomon for the hard ride! Look up at the entryway....it's The Hooded Falcon!
SB: What happened to the "lock Rudy up during the card" rule?
BB: It's never been proven that the Falcon is Rudy Seitzer...you know that.
SB: Uh huh...sure.
BB: The Hooded Falcon is running down to ringside.....but what's he gonna do?
SB: Should we care?
BB: Still on the outside, Sight drops Jesse Solomon HARD with a HUGE 360-degree clothesline. Sight pulls Solomon to his feet....I think he's setting him up for a piledriver on the concrete...he's got the mats pulled back. Falcon has climbed into the ring, and he just got Wicked Sight's attention! Sight pulls Solomon up....and now he's holding him helpless....he wants the Hooded Falcon to clock Solomon with that cane. And it looks like the Falcon's gonna do it!!!! Rudy....I mean...the Hooded Falcon comes across.......oh dear.
SB: (laughing) That idiot! He did it again!
BB: Um....Solomon was able to get his upper body out of the way....and Wicked Sight takes the brunt of the Hooded Falcon's attack. Solomon grabs hold of the staff as the Falcon tries to correct his error.....but now the Hooded Falcon is being raised above the ring on a guywire!!! He's 'flying' away! Solomon quickly gets back to business, pulling the dropped Sight up and rolling him into the ring. Poor referree Ben Worthington doesn't quite know what to do with all this....but he's counting the pin.....and Jesse Solomon has the strange, strange win over Wicked Sight after the miscue by the Hooded Falcon.
WINNER: Jesse Solomon
SB: This kid's got attitude. He's gonna go far!
BB: Indeed he will! We'll be right back!
SB: And hopefully, Rudy Seitzer won't.....
(Off- camera, in the backstage. Eddy Love is walking down a corridor to his dressing room...)
ELI (Singing): Rock me like a Hurricane... what's this here? (He has reached his dressing room door to find a note attached to it... He reads the note, and his face fills with rage. Dropping it to the ground, he runs off, leaving the note flapping in the breeze:
"Said the scorpion to the maiden as he sat in her hand while she lay dying by his sting, "You knew I was poison when you picked me up."
(CUT TO: The ring...)
"The
Rage" Jared Wells vs. |
These two men put on QUITE a show in Orlando, going to the time limit! With the rematch stipulated to No Time Limit, we were sure to have a winner! After the first lockup, Jared Wells came out on top, wrapping Dexter up with a half-nelson and then following with a suplex from the half-nelson position. The wild Wells followed up with a karate kick to the throat as Dexter climbed to his feet. With that advantage, Wells was able to catch Dexter with a short clothesline. He tried to follow up, but Dexter quickly rolled out of the ring. When he came back in, the momentum had changed. Dexter charged the bigger man, scooping him up and putting him down with a body slam. Jared Wells tried to hook in the half-nelson for the suplex again, but Dexter broke the hold and pulled Wells down with a quick DDT!!! That broke the door open for Dexter, who quickly followed with a legdrop to keep the bigger man on the mat. And then in an incredible demonstration of strength and power, Wells scooped up Dexter into a military press, and dropped him down across his knees! While many fans thought Dexter got the shoulder up just before the three, referee Ben Worthington ruled it a win for Jared Wells.
WINNER: Jared Wells
BB: Dexter pulled that one out of nowhere! I thought Wells had it for sure.
SB: Hey, the guy is Hard Chargin... how can he lose?
BB: You're really in rare form tonight, aren't you?
SB: Always.
BB: Up next, we've got a VERY exciting match, as Randy Harders takes on Apocalypse. You can bet Kevin Powers will be watching this one closely!
SB: No he won't.
BB: What do you mean? How do you know?
SB: Because he's not here.
BB: How do you know that?
SB: He told me so.
BB: You're making no sense.
SB: I know.
BB: Please, Lord... give me strength......
"The
Hard One" Randy Harders vs. |
RJ: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Long Island, New York...
(Cue Up: "Turn the Page" - Metallica)
Weighing in at 315 pounds.... "The Hard One" RANDY HARDERS!!!
BB: Great ovation for the former Greensboro Champion. I think the people know he was robbed, and that he'll be back at the top before you know it.
SB: The Greensboro Title is hardly the top. He should go after the winner of the IRONMAN. Immediately after the last match ends.
BB: What if the new champion doesn't wrestle in the last match?
SB: Who cares? I want to see a fight!
RJ: And his opponent....
(The lights go off and are soon replaced with roaming blue spotlights except for one that looms over the ring. 'The Long Hard Road out of Hell', by Manson begins to play on the PA System and 'The UnHoly' appears on the video wall along with other recent events that has happened in The UnHoly's past. Smoke starts to form up towards the rampway as Miso makes her way out. She comes out wearing Black and Red stripped leather boots that come just below her knees. She is also wearing a matching leather mini-skirt and bra. Along side of her, on a leash, is none other than Susan from PLR. She is still in her clothes from BOB and she has a white bandage around her eyes. Following them is Apocalypse dressed in his black cloak and they are making their way down the ring.)
RJ: To be accompanied to the ring by Miso. From The UnHoly, weighting 318 pounds. He..... is..... APOCALYPSE!
(Once they make their way inside of the ring Miso ties Susan to the ring rope and heads for Apocalypse who is already in the center of the ring. She looks up towards the Dark Reign leader and soon removes his cloak. Apocalypse stares out into the crowd with his new blue braided hairdo, but still with his cold and evil presence. Suddenly bomb-like pyro effects go off from the ring post and the lights return to normal. Miso goes to retrieve her 'prize' and heads out of the ring.)
Both men are in the ring, and there's the bell. Senior referee Pee Wee Troutman is overseeing this match, that proves to be brutal. These two men have been waiting to get at each other for a long time. Apocalypse and Harders have shared a war of words for a LONG time now, and at long last they got their match! Here they go! Both men tear out of the corner. Apocalypse gets the early edge because of his power, hiptossing Harders across the ring. He follows up with a savat kick, and then a spinebuster! But Harders rolls out of the ring quickly to avoid the powerbomb. Apocalypse follows, but Harders is waiting, and he delivers a belly to belly suplex onto the concrete floor. Harders karate kicks Apocalypse to keep him down, and then grabs chair from the audience! He cracks it over Apocalypse's head! He goes to do it again, but Apocalypse grabs it and tears it out of Harders's grasp. Harders rolls back into the ring to avoid the chair. Apocalypse follows, catching Harders with a short clothesline. Harders fights back with a karate chop, followed by a headlock. Apocalypse powers out, and he delivers a belly to belly. Apocalypse pulls Harders up and sends him into the ropes. Apocalypse follows through with a clothesline, sending Harders over the top rope and down hard! Apocalypse quickly follows outside the ring, and slams Harders into the steel ring post. Apocalypse goes to follow up, but Harders dodges out of the way! Apocalypse careens into the post himself!!! Harders DDTs the hurting Apocalypse onto the concrete floor!
Now Harders pulls another chair from the audience and lays it on the floor! He DDTs Apocalypse into the chair! Apocalypse has been busted open! Harders rolls him back in the ring, and belly to bellys him to the mat. Harders heads up to the top and catches the bleeding Apocalypse with a dropkick!!! Harders then attempted to set up the Whirlwind, but Apocalypse blocks the attempt! He catches Harders with a thumb to the eyes and a kick to the midsection! Powerbomb! Seventh Seal! The cover, 1..............2.................3! Apocalypse pulled it out!
WINNER: Apocalypse
SB: The Unholy claims another one! You know why I like them?
BB: Why?
SB: They've got good looking women who aren't afraid to bare all!
BB: Of course. Randy Harders is on a losing streak...but only of two matches so far. We'll see if he can get things together for SHOWTIME! Up next is the Unholy yet again, as Pat Black and K-9 team up to take on God's Protege and The Deacon!
MAIN EVENT God's Protege
and Deacon |
RJ: This contest is scheduled for one fall!
(CUE UP: "Black Sabbath" - Black Sabbath)
Introducing first... accompanied to the ring by Lady Death... From The Unholy... PAT BLACK... AND K-NIIIIIINE!
SB: Lady Death! If that's death, I don't like life!
BB: Sammy Benson, ladies and gentlemen, a man who exemplifies morals and values.
SB: Stuff it, cheetah.
RJ: AND THEIR OPPONENTS...
(CUE UP: Gregorian Chant)
Accompanied to the ring by The Shepherd... God's Protege... and THE DEACON!
BB: Deacon is the current favorite to win the IRONMAN of CHAMPIONS tournament, according to the poll on the CS TRIBUNE. A lot of people think it's his time to shine!
SB: Like the sun in the sky...
BB: Cute, Sammy, very cute. We're ready to get this one started, looks like it'll be Deacon and K-9 in there.... They lock up, and Deacon is pushed into the ropes. He's one of the largest men to ever compete in the CSWA... Lots of raw power, but he's VERY fast. Ben Worthington calls for the break.... and we've got a clean NO! Black with a SLAP to Deacon! He's not letting him get under his skin, however! They circle again and lock up... NO! Deacon ducked under K-9's arms, off the ropes on the other side.... FLYING CLOTHESLINE! K-9 gets up, DROPKICK sends him back down to the canvas! K-9 gets back to his feet, Deacon off the ropes... Slingshots himself to the top, MOONSAULT FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE TOP ROPE! The cover,1.............2.............NO! K-9 kicks out and he RUNS to his corner to tag in Pat Black!
SB: Look at Deacon! He wants it! He wants this more then the 45,000 screaming fans in this building!!! Black tags in, and once again, Pat Black and The Deacon stand across from each other in the middle of the ring! Bill, what do you think these two men are thinking right now? What kind of game plan will they employ?
BB: I think Pat Black's plan has got to be, work on Deacon's legs! Deacon's got to keep him from doing that! They circle.... neither man wants to be the one to make the mistake.... Neither man wants to be the one to take second place to the other!
SB: Very good, Bill... but they've locked up. Black has about twenty, thirty pounds less than Deacon, but they're pretty much even! Black takes a backstep to bring Deacon closer, and a knee to the midsection! Deacon doubles over, and another knee by Black! Black whips him into the ropes, but doesn't let go! He stops the Irish Whip before it starts! Why? For the love of God, WHY?
BB: I think he remembers the clothesline that K-9 ate, and he doesn't want a piece of it! Can't you figure it out?
SB: Watch it, Buckley... I have mace.
BB: Back to the ring, Deacon has fought his way to a vertical base... Black with an elbow to the side! And now he locks in a sleeper hold! Deacon is fading fast!
SB: Give it up, Mute Freak!
BB: Not on your life, Sammy! Deacon fights his way to the corner.... HE GRABS BLACK'S ARM! He's fought his way out of the sleeper, and he's climbing the ropes! Look at the balance of this man!
SB: Did he just fall?
BB: Of course not! But he jumps off the top rope and lands a fist on Black's shoulders! And he reaches for the tag!
SB: No he doesn't!
BB: GOD'S PROTEGE LEVELED DEACON! What is going on here?
SB: Here comes the rest of the Unholy! I can't believe this! Deacon is screwed again!
BB: The Unholy has joined the fight VERY quickly, I would guess that they don't want Deacon to have a chance to recover! Apocalypse has a microphone...
(CUT TO: The ring, with The Unholy standing in the middle of it. Shepherd has pulled Deacon to the outside...)
Apoc: Deacon. This is not your time. It would be in your best interest to head out of the arena. Heal your wounds and fight another day.
(Apocalypse then turns his attention towars God's Protégé.)
A: You have passed the second to the last test. First you sacrificed your own body. Now you have done the same to your mentor. You have one more before you are accepted within the family, but there are other matters first to take care of. Chosen one. It is now your time....
(At that time Randy Harders steps out from behind the curtain and makes his way towards the ring area.)
Apoc: Randy Harders. When we battled I saw the pain in your soul. The suffering you are going through. The Apocalypse can tell that there is something eating away at you within your inner core. The loss of your title. The recent events of your brother. You are now a man that is lost in the road of life, but you life is about to change. With only one event left remaining you can find acceptance in The UnHoly. Here you do not need to find a way out, but rather a way to lead others in to face their own horrific reality!
Randy Harders. Are you ready for acceptance?
RH: Why did I do this? I did this for the soul reason of getting back at Hornet. The man cost me the title, so the man has to pay the price. Apoc and his Unholy friends were the only ones willing to help me, to watch my back. God save you Hornet. You pissed off the wrong man this time.
Apoc: Then you and God's Protégé know what you must do....
(At that moment they both move towards K-9 and begin to beat down on the unsuspecting UnHoly member. Nemesis tries to help his newfound brother, but is being restrained by Black. The two continue to double team K-9 until Apocalypse stops them.)
Apoc: You miserable little misguided fool. Because of recent events you led Nemesis down a trail he should have never traveled! And yet you stood there and did nothing to help your 'brother'. This is your final payment. (turns towards Nemesis) As for you. It was because of that you lost your spark. The thing that kept you on the edge. You found the caring light and that was your downfall. Now...and only now...can you truly join with your brother.
(Suddenly the rest of The UnHoly members attack Nemesis and K-9 except for Apocalypse who just stands there and watches. After a while Inferno picks up K-9 and holds him while Blade does the same for Nemesis. Silky Rose walks towards K-9 and after Miso hands off her 'prize' to Death she too walks in front of Nemesis. Both of their hands are closed together and are held out in front of the two brothers.)
Apoc: Consider this a farewell. Your time has come to cross towards the other side into the pits of Hell and total Damnation. Consider this the Gift of Apocalypse. Consider this....your final fate. Or, as you would understand it, you two are.....FIRED!
(Miso and Rose open their hands and release two fireballs into the eyes of the brothers. They slump down in utter pain as the group makes their way out of the ring.)
S: I know that smell. Someone got hit with a fireball didn't they?
M: (claiming her prize) Hush child... (licking her face) ...otherwise you might get another taste.
BB: This is sick.
SB: This is GREAT!
BB: Fans, we're just about out of time here. For Sammy Benson, this is Bill Buckley, we'll see you on Long Island!
(He takes off the headsets...)
This is truly sick... Makes me ashamed to be a part of the CSWA with these individuals......
{The UnHoly, with new members Randy Harders and God's Protégé, make their way back towards the lockeroom area while paramedics head towards the ring to help the brothers... Fade to black.)