[The show starts with a shaking camera.]

Background Voice : .... can't happen!  He'll PAY for this, I swear it!

[The view finally steadies, and a shot of Mark Vizzack, in his locker room, is shown through a very small crack in the door.  The words 'CSWA Special Hidden Cam' flash on the bottom of the screen.]

Mark Vizzack : I don't care what it takes, that slug ... he'll pay for what he's done.

Bill Buckley : Well, fans, I guess we're [coughs.] seeing a rather .. animated .. Mark Vizzack right now, though who he's talking to ... or who he's talking about .. remain to be seen.

Mark Vizzack : And Radder!  [A chuckle is heard.]   The guy doesn't know what he's getting into, he can't ... he's ... he's insane.   No one can beat Dante, not without luck ... unless?

[Footsteps are heard in the hallway, and Steve Radder steps into the very far left side of the shot, appearing to take a quick drink from a water fountain.  He goes back to walking, and passes by Vizzack's door.]

Steve Radder : Zippity do-dah, zippity-ay ... passing by the worm's locker room ... [He taps on the door with his finger while passing.]

Mark Vizzack : Radder!  Is that you?  [Vizzack opens the door and Radder gets a startled look.]

Steve Radder : Marky Mark!  Look at this, you can't keep your locker room clean.  Paper cups everywhere ... [Radder looks down directly into the camera but it's obvious he doesn't know what it is.]  You really should keep this cleaner ... [Suddenly the view twists and finally rests simply showing a door, though the voices can still be heard.]

Mark Vizzack : Enough crap, Radder.  We need to talk.

[At this point, the camera finally quits, and the screen cuts to static.]

Bill Buckley (V/O) : A celebration for the most celebrated rock star ever ... brought to you by the most celebrated wrestling federation ever.

[A half-screen split of Elvis Presley 'doing his thing' and Eddy Love walking to the ring with the CSWA World Title is shown.]

BB (V/O) : It can only be done justice .. with a warm up show!  The wrestlers are ready, are you?  Ladies and Gentlemen, get ready ... for SuperPRIMETIME!