Will gladly write matches since now I know you have to. :)

Yep! Will gladly write matches.

Handler Information Name: Gregg Gethard Email Address: PRIVATE Best Way to Contact You: Forum PM eWrestling Experience: Started e-fedding in 1992, lengthy member of CSWA/NFW/EPW/etc. How did you find DEFIANCE? Ad on the e-fed podcast. Are you willing to write matches? Not right now. Writing...

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(CUT TO: An overgrown forest of Texan shrubbery. A fire cracks in the background. The camera gets closer revealing it to become a swirling tower of flame. Standing in the fire, with his arms out as if on a crucifix, is the man at one time recognizable as BOBBY JACK WINDHAM. However, he has...

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Hey everyone! Sorry I've been off-line from these parts for a spell. I'll be back soon. I promise! I've had a real busy few months. It's all for good reasons. But because of it, I've just had to step back from any and all hobbies for a spell. But I'll be back in a little bit. And the next...

Hey everyone! Some of you may remember my brother Chris from way back in the day in these parts. Anyways, he's a professional stand-up comedian type person these days and getting to be pretty well known. But his bread-and-butter is The Chris Gethard Show, which is a cable access show he hosts...

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Hello everyone. As you know, the last card took way too long to get out. A lot of that is because of real-life and health issues, and that's bound to happen. But it also gave the three of us a chance to look at the league and ways to change it up. That's not anything new to us -- for those who...

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Hey guys. I write a little bit for this awesome sports website called The Classical. The most recent piece I wrote came out today. It's about my history in this dumb hobby of ours. Here it is for your consumption! http://theclassical.org/articles/its-all-fake-my-life-in-virtual-wrestling

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(CUT TO: A chessboard, with all of the pieces in their traditional place. A pair of fingers goes to the board and grabs the black rook and holds it up. The camera pans back and shows JJ DeVille lording over the board, STILL wearing his evil cloak from his attack on Jack Bryant. He holds up the...

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