EastPrez
Pressure Chief
- Joined
- Jan 1, 2000
- Messages
- 392
- Points
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(FADEIN: To a simple draped gold curtain, uplit with CALVIN CARLTON III standing in the middle of the shot, wearing an all-white suit with a Komen-Pink 'deep V' tee shirt underneath. His hair is growing back in to a respectable dark ceasar, but also wearing white framed Alpina-styled sunglasses with rose pink tint. CAL is carrying in both hands the huge NFW "Eddie Mayfield Commemorative Franklin Mint" World Heavyweight Title - aka The Baby Girl aka THE PENNY BELT aka the DINNER PLATE EVERYONE WANTS TO EAT FROM. Suddenly appearing at the bottom left of the screen is a RANDM RUMBLE-styled countdown clock, set to 00.10, and starts ticking down 00.09, 00.08 . . . until it reaches 00.00 and a loud airhorn blasts! CARLTON looks at the camera with a sneer)
CARLTON: (heaving up the belt onto his shoulder) "In the last ten seconds, I just made a hundred thousand dollars and 48 cents, and YOUR World Champion, Jack Harmen just made the world a better place by rolling over in the piles of money I have made him to hit SNOOZE on his alarm clock."
"In the last ten seconds, PAT BLACK dba The Patron Saint of Violence, dba STRYFE WITH A 'Y', DEE-BEE-AY CANCER, looked a man in the eyes and he straight-up turned to stone."
"At RELOADED 21, THE WALKING DEAD will make our way into Memphis Tennessee and onto the set of that OLD OLD OLD friend of mine, Lamont Hollywood, and we will let the world marvel at our stranglehold on this company and weep openly in their calloused, dirty hands at the fact there's nothing anyone can do to stop us."
(CAL turns his attention to the belt and bounces it in his arms, cackling evilly! FADEOUT)
CARLTON: (heaving up the belt onto his shoulder) "In the last ten seconds, I just made a hundred thousand dollars and 48 cents, and YOUR World Champion, Jack Harmen just made the world a better place by rolling over in the piles of money I have made him to hit SNOOZE on his alarm clock."
"In the last ten seconds, PAT BLACK dba The Patron Saint of Violence, dba STRYFE WITH A 'Y', DEE-BEE-AY CANCER, looked a man in the eyes and he straight-up turned to stone."
"At RELOADED 21, THE WALKING DEAD will make our way into Memphis Tennessee and onto the set of that OLD OLD OLD friend of mine, Lamont Hollywood, and we will let the world marvel at our stranglehold on this company and weep openly in their calloused, dirty hands at the fact there's nothing anyone can do to stop us."
(CAL turns his attention to the belt and bounces it in his arms, cackling evilly! FADEOUT)