3.0 Discussion: Name the New NFW Title

[jediPREZ]

Dragonfire isn't happening. . . or anything perverted.

I'm leaving all that jizz and jazz (literally) to the Television Title Divison.

Think Von Erichs vs. Freebirds crossed with the Tres Amigos (Eddie/Benoit/Dean) crossed with the Four Horsemen.

Continental has been something I'm considering, as well as the NFW Hemispheres Championship 'cause of an article written by our own Poison Ivy earlier in Season 2. Also Triple Crown. . .

Other thoughts have been:

Diamond
American Heritage
Platinum
Quicksilver. . .

 

[User Poets]

Midwestern States Heritage?

 

[jediPREZ]

Midwestern States Heritage?

NFW isn't bound to the Midwest, or any particular part of the United States. . . and I wouldn't want to limit the title defense boundaries to Big Red country.

 

[User Poets]

In all seriousness, Hemispheres is good.

You're welcome.

 

[Hunchblack]

I like Platinum; makes it sound important.

 

[QueenOfTheRing]

Hemispheres or American Heritage are my front-runners, unless I can come up with other suggestions.

 

[jediPREZ]

Grand Slam Champion

Grand Champion

Victory Road Champion

. . .

 

[King Bear]

GRAND*SLAM might be cool, but I dunno... it's too Triple Crown for me. What about...

Slam Canyon Champion, featuring an annual PPV with a Slam Canyon match where a huge canyon is dug out and the walls are turned to mud, so really the only way out is to build a ladder of carcasses. I dunno, I'm pretty high.

 

[Kongo]

Slam Canyon is a great PPV or match name. Mayhaps it could be the name of NFW's cluster cage-style match. As a title name, though, I dunno.

 

[Mittens T. Cat]

Slam Canyon is already a pornographic film being produced as we speak involving Mittens and three old *****es.

sorry, name's copyrighted.

 

[King Bear]

Slam Canyon actually stars Mittens' mom and two of the former Golden Girls Gone Wild.

Wait, which would mean...involving Mittens...[borat]FAMILY SEXYTIIIIME![/borat]

 

[DBrunkGXW]

Grand Slam Champion

Grand Champion

Victory Road Champion

. . .

Would the Grand Slam title come with your choice of a side of hash browns or sausage links?

 

[jediPREZ]

Would the Grand Slam title come with your choice of a side of hash browns or sausage links?

No, but it would come with a clause that could get you a shot at EVERY other title in NFW.

 

[DBrunkGXW]

No, but it would come with a clause that could get you a shot at EVERY other title in NFW.

Too bad. I was craving hash browns.

 

[jediPREZ]

Hit up the CSWA Waffle House Championship.

We only serve acid here.

 

[Phenomenal]

Hit up the CSWA Waffle House Championship.

We only serve acid here.

Either way... It's smothered and covered.