CDupree
League Member
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Aug-26-02 AT 01:34 PM (EDT)]Fade in on a nondescript room. The cameras find Rob Sampson wearing the brand new PLR shirt (yours for only $24.95 + tax) and standing in front of a Primetime backdrop.
Sampson: "So much to say and all the time I need to say it. I guess Kevin was right; membership *does* have its privileges. Let's get right down to it."
"Some time ago, I began stalking Eddy Love. I've made no secret of the fact that I'm here to hand him his head and I will do just that when the time comes. Along the way, I'll be leaving behind me a trail of victims as testament to what I mean to do to him. The trail began at Fish Fund when I laid Love out and shocked the world by joining with Kevin Powers and Nate Logan to form the new PLR. No one could have predicted that I would make my way here. I've gone on public record as saying that I would never return to the CSWA, in fact, but oh how times have changed."
"The path of revenge now makes its way to Orlando, Florida, where I'm scheduled to face Bobby Jackson at Primetime. When I threw my challenge out there for anyone to accept, Jackson wasn't quite the man I had in mind. Nevertheless, if he wants to step into the ring against me, I'm more than willing to go. You see, Bobby... I can call you Bobby, right? Oh, who cares what you think really? (Sampson grins wickedly) See, Bobby, it doesn't really matter who I'm in there against because it'll be the same old song and dance where I'm concerned. I may not be well-known here, but that will change in due time and the notoriety I've attained in federations across the globe will soon find me here as well."
"I've seen a lot during my time, Bobby. Things I never imagined could be true have come to fruition. If someone had told me a year ago that I'd be standing side-by-side with Kevin Powers, I would have laughed in your face. Kev and I have had our share of battles, but when it came down to it, that is exactly why I chose to align with him. I knew he wouldn't let me down. I knew he was one of the select group of people I could trust in this federation full of backbiters."
"Now, Bobby, I'm not here to play political games or get into a game of one-upsmanship. I'm just here to take care of business the best way I know how. So, here's the way I see things: you can show up at Primetime, give me your best, and then take your inevitable loss like a man. Really that's the only option open to you. Oh, sure, you could go out of your way to *try* and beat me, but let's be honest with each other, okay? You haven't seen the inside of a ring in a long time. You're probably not even sure you have what it takes to get it done! Well, I'm here to tell you that you don't. Consider it my good deed for today."
"Before you step into the ring with me at Primetime, I want you to call home and talk to Momma Jackson. Have Momma Jackson tell you how proud she is of her baby boy and how she knows you'll go out there and give it your best no matter what! Then, after you've recovered from our little skirmish, I want you to go home to Momma Jackson, grab some chocolate chip cookies and glass of milk, sit down at the table with her, and tell her aaalllllllll about how big, bad Rob Sampson made you feel like less of a man. You can do that, can't ya? Sure ya can."
"I admire the guts it took for you to accept my challenge, but where my admiration begins, it also ends. See you in Orlando, pally."
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Sampson: "So much to say and all the time I need to say it. I guess Kevin was right; membership *does* have its privileges. Let's get right down to it."
"Some time ago, I began stalking Eddy Love. I've made no secret of the fact that I'm here to hand him his head and I will do just that when the time comes. Along the way, I'll be leaving behind me a trail of victims as testament to what I mean to do to him. The trail began at Fish Fund when I laid Love out and shocked the world by joining with Kevin Powers and Nate Logan to form the new PLR. No one could have predicted that I would make my way here. I've gone on public record as saying that I would never return to the CSWA, in fact, but oh how times have changed."
"The path of revenge now makes its way to Orlando, Florida, where I'm scheduled to face Bobby Jackson at Primetime. When I threw my challenge out there for anyone to accept, Jackson wasn't quite the man I had in mind. Nevertheless, if he wants to step into the ring against me, I'm more than willing to go. You see, Bobby... I can call you Bobby, right? Oh, who cares what you think really? (Sampson grins wickedly) See, Bobby, it doesn't really matter who I'm in there against because it'll be the same old song and dance where I'm concerned. I may not be well-known here, but that will change in due time and the notoriety I've attained in federations across the globe will soon find me here as well."
"I've seen a lot during my time, Bobby. Things I never imagined could be true have come to fruition. If someone had told me a year ago that I'd be standing side-by-side with Kevin Powers, I would have laughed in your face. Kev and I have had our share of battles, but when it came down to it, that is exactly why I chose to align with him. I knew he wouldn't let me down. I knew he was one of the select group of people I could trust in this federation full of backbiters."
"Now, Bobby, I'm not here to play political games or get into a game of one-upsmanship. I'm just here to take care of business the best way I know how. So, here's the way I see things: you can show up at Primetime, give me your best, and then take your inevitable loss like a man. Really that's the only option open to you. Oh, sure, you could go out of your way to *try* and beat me, but let's be honest with each other, okay? You haven't seen the inside of a ring in a long time. You're probably not even sure you have what it takes to get it done! Well, I'm here to tell you that you don't. Consider it my good deed for today."
"Before you step into the ring with me at Primetime, I want you to call home and talk to Momma Jackson. Have Momma Jackson tell you how proud she is of her baby boy and how she knows you'll go out there and give it your best no matter what! Then, after you've recovered from our little skirmish, I want you to go home to Momma Jackson, grab some chocolate chip cookies and glass of milk, sit down at the table with her, and tell her aaalllllllll about how big, bad Rob Sampson made you feel like less of a man. You can do that, can't ya? Sure ya can."
"I admire the guts it took for you to accept my challenge, but where my admiration begins, it also ends. See you in Orlando, pally."
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