GreggG
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Dear Mr. Knox:
Attached to this letter now being handed to you by a process server is a restraining order filed by The Hellfire Club and its members. This restraining order, however, is not against you.
Instead, this restraining order is for you. It will prevent any and all Hellfire Club members from talking about you or attacking you in any manner whatsoever. The Hellfire Club is only concerned with people who matter; i.e., current NFW champions, flailing legends, up-and-coming superstars who may pose a threat to our reign. The Hellfire Club is not concerned with self-important little twats.
The restraining order is null-and-void if you do win a championship here in NFW. However, we all know that you have absolutely no shot of defeating Castor V. Stryfe, so the chances of this restraining order ever being rescinded are slim and none.
Also, as a gift, we also have provided you with a copy of The Heel Bible. We have highlighted selected portions of The Heel Bible that you may find of interest. Included are discussions of "How to shift your morality to suit your purposes" and "How to manipulate history so as to avoid accepting your many, many, many professional failures" and "Smug condescension: The ultimate in heeling." Also included in this is an autograph picture of JJ DeVille walking up the aisle way mere minutes after his victory over yourself.
Any communication in response to this letter or any and all Hellfire Club actions and activities will be discarded and ignored.
With Love,
The Hellfire Club
Attached to this letter now being handed to you by a process server is a restraining order filed by The Hellfire Club and its members. This restraining order, however, is not against you.
Instead, this restraining order is for you. It will prevent any and all Hellfire Club members from talking about you or attacking you in any manner whatsoever. The Hellfire Club is only concerned with people who matter; i.e., current NFW champions, flailing legends, up-and-coming superstars who may pose a threat to our reign. The Hellfire Club is not concerned with self-important little twats.
The restraining order is null-and-void if you do win a championship here in NFW. However, we all know that you have absolutely no shot of defeating Castor V. Stryfe, so the chances of this restraining order ever being rescinded are slim and none.
Also, as a gift, we also have provided you with a copy of The Heel Bible. We have highlighted selected portions of The Heel Bible that you may find of interest. Included are discussions of "How to shift your morality to suit your purposes" and "How to manipulate history so as to avoid accepting your many, many, many professional failures" and "Smug condescension: The ultimate in heeling." Also included in this is an autograph picture of JJ DeVille walking up the aisle way mere minutes after his victory over yourself.
Any communication in response to this letter or any and all Hellfire Club actions and activities will be discarded and ignored.
With Love,
The Hellfire Club
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