AGGRESSION 49: Jared Wells vs. The First
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(FADEIN: The First sitting on the steps of Front Street in downtown Salem. Muse is standing next to him. First's face is painted like Prince Nuada , with his eyes and lips black and the scars drawn as black lines over the white paint that covers his face. First is wearing the Obamacon "HOPE" T-Shirt and black pants.)
MUSE: I'm gonna hit Dunks and get some some coffee, maybe a sandwich, when you're done with all this come on by.
(Muse punches First in the arm and walks off.)
FIRST: The hand, the mind thinks it and the hand does it...Action is made reality by the hand...The Hand of God, Hand of Death...In olden times you could be the Hand of the King...The Hand makes things happen...Makes will into reality...
And so Jared Wells, here you are before me...The Hand of Anthology...It was by your words Anthology was brought into being...It was always you who was Cameron Cruise's most deadly weapon, most trusted ally...
Yeah when the muffin man went MIA you had Tact ready to fill that void, but Copycat, Edmunds...They are just hangers on...Just looking to get themselves a T-Shirt and a little face time on TV...Oh Edmunds says the ccmpany lines and he tries to act the part, but he's not really Anthology...No...Anthology was YOU....You and Cruise...The rest were but tools...To be used then disposed of...
But then you did something even I wouldn't have thought you would do, and you got rid of Cruise, and honestly...He was holding you back...When he ducked out on Stevens...You should have cut his throat there and there, but I understand, friendship is a blessing as much as it is a curse...You kept him around...Well...HOPING he'd man up...But he didn't...And you made the smart move...
Stevens...Well, he's the new ruler, but you're still there, still the man standing behind the throne...Your knife already had Cruise's blood upon it...What happens if Stevens loses that belt of his...Do you add a second coat of blood, do you decide to pilot the Anthology ship yourself?
You see Jared, I honestly have a bit of respect for what you've done...But the problem for you is that now you're in my way...You're between Stevens an I...And well...Me and him have business to attend to...
So now I have to go through you to do it, and that's fine...I might respect your work, but it doesn't mean I respect you as a person or even like you in the slightest...So well, we're gonna have a fight, and you're going to lose...
Cause destiny's fingerprints are all over all of this...Reality is that Sean Stevens and I will meet...You can not stop that no more then you ccould stand under Niagra Falls and try to spit back the water...
No you can not stop this...No you can not stop me....For I am more then just myself...
I am the Hand of Fate...
(FADEOUI)
MUSE: I'm gonna hit Dunks and get some some coffee, maybe a sandwich, when you're done with all this come on by.
(Muse punches First in the arm and walks off.)
FIRST: The hand, the mind thinks it and the hand does it...Action is made reality by the hand...The Hand of God, Hand of Death...In olden times you could be the Hand of the King...The Hand makes things happen...Makes will into reality...
And so Jared Wells, here you are before me...The Hand of Anthology...It was by your words Anthology was brought into being...It was always you who was Cameron Cruise's most deadly weapon, most trusted ally...
Yeah when the muffin man went MIA you had Tact ready to fill that void, but Copycat, Edmunds...They are just hangers on...Just looking to get themselves a T-Shirt and a little face time on TV...Oh Edmunds says the ccmpany lines and he tries to act the part, but he's not really Anthology...No...Anthology was YOU....You and Cruise...The rest were but tools...To be used then disposed of...
But then you did something even I wouldn't have thought you would do, and you got rid of Cruise, and honestly...He was holding you back...When he ducked out on Stevens...You should have cut his throat there and there, but I understand, friendship is a blessing as much as it is a curse...You kept him around...Well...HOPING he'd man up...But he didn't...And you made the smart move...
Stevens...Well, he's the new ruler, but you're still there, still the man standing behind the throne...Your knife already had Cruise's blood upon it...What happens if Stevens loses that belt of his...Do you add a second coat of blood, do you decide to pilot the Anthology ship yourself?
You see Jared, I honestly have a bit of respect for what you've done...But the problem for you is that now you're in my way...You're between Stevens an I...And well...Me and him have business to attend to...
So now I have to go through you to do it, and that's fine...I might respect your work, but it doesn't mean I respect you as a person or even like you in the slightest...So well, we're gonna have a fight, and you're going to lose...
Cause destiny's fingerprints are all over all of this...Reality is that Sean Stevens and I will meet...You can not stop that no more then you ccould stand under Niagra Falls and try to spit back the water...
No you can not stop this...No you can not stop me....For I am more then just myself...
I am the Hand of Fate...
(FADEOUI)
BarryClarkJr
DADDY
Heeeeeerrrrrreeeeeeessss daddy!
(Camera opens up to a huge stairwell in some building as the camera man is twelve steps down on a landing as the camera is looking up at the top. Jared Wells is standing at the top of the steps wearing a classic black Armani suit, black dress shoes, silver Arnette glasses, hair all short and styled along with one half of the EPW Tag Titles over his shoulder)
JARED WELLS: WAR. Wars have generally been fought for land, religion, political and ideological control and control of resources. Today in EPW, wars are waged with ego, deception, championships, whatever it takes to be number one and stay number one. Here Anthology still stands number one over the past year with many fixes, many changes but all for the better of the future. The EPW World Champion Sean Stevens, Copycat, Sean Edmunds and the EPW Tag Team Champions Jared Wells, Larry Tact will take the monster of Anthology and continue into 2010 and take on any quick fix the EPW needs, example HOPE.
HOPE. The First, Shawn Hart, Anarky, and Layne Winters bound together not by chemistry or a simple bond. NO. Guys forced together because they had no choice and now they have to force feed their actions to the people. I'm still convinced Shawn Hart the new EPW Intercontinental Champion will put his lipstick all over the belt along with some boobie tassels hanging all over it. Anarky is all of the sudden smiling again thanks to a cocaine kick to his career which was dwindling in the EPW. Can my old friend 'Nark rebound this year? I don't think so, DADDY won't allow it. How could I forget about Mr. Folgers himself Layne Winters? We all remember that cult classic movie Pulp Fiction right? Layne Winters would be Jules in the movie drinking sipping on The First's coffee saying...
"GOD(BLEEP)DAMN! First, this some serious gourmet S(BLEEP)T. Me and 'Nark would have been satisfied with some freeze dried Tasters Choice right? And First springs this serious gourmet S(BLEEP)T."
And we know The First plays the part of Jimmy...
"Knock it off Layne, I don't need you to tell me how F(BLEEP)KING good my coffee is, I'm the one that buys it, I know how good it is. When Shawn Hart goes shopping, he buys S(BLEEP)T. I buy the expensive gourmet stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what is on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the Anthology running the show."
Your extremely long, tedious journey towards the EPW World Title is getting longer and longer as we speak First. I've heard the rumors, I've heard the claims and your little phone call last week was cute. NO MATTER what happens between today, tomorrow, Aggression 49 and 50, I will always be one step ahead of you. As far as my position with Cameron Cruise or my opinion? When the time comes I will address this matter. All I can say is his reality check bounced a long time ago.
Throw out wrestling 101, I'm coming to hurt you First in a big way. I've been pissing people off for the past decade and at Aggression 49 I plan on pissing you off until your officially a corpse laying in the ring. I'll look over my shoulder then walk off, have a beer and laugh about it. Go ahead and bring Mr. Folgers with you, and let him watch his new BFF get schooled via DADDY.
What happened to your Pax Vobiscum?
...since you put yourself on my D(BLEEP)K, I put my nuts on your chin.
(...FADEOUT)
(Camera opens up to a huge stairwell in some building as the camera man is twelve steps down on a landing as the camera is looking up at the top. Jared Wells is standing at the top of the steps wearing a classic black Armani suit, black dress shoes, silver Arnette glasses, hair all short and styled along with one half of the EPW Tag Titles over his shoulder)
JARED WELLS: WAR. Wars have generally been fought for land, religion, political and ideological control and control of resources. Today in EPW, wars are waged with ego, deception, championships, whatever it takes to be number one and stay number one. Here Anthology still stands number one over the past year with many fixes, many changes but all for the better of the future. The EPW World Champion Sean Stevens, Copycat, Sean Edmunds and the EPW Tag Team Champions Jared Wells, Larry Tact will take the monster of Anthology and continue into 2010 and take on any quick fix the EPW needs, example HOPE.
HOPE. The First, Shawn Hart, Anarky, and Layne Winters bound together not by chemistry or a simple bond. NO. Guys forced together because they had no choice and now they have to force feed their actions to the people. I'm still convinced Shawn Hart the new EPW Intercontinental Champion will put his lipstick all over the belt along with some boobie tassels hanging all over it. Anarky is all of the sudden smiling again thanks to a cocaine kick to his career which was dwindling in the EPW. Can my old friend 'Nark rebound this year? I don't think so, DADDY won't allow it. How could I forget about Mr. Folgers himself Layne Winters? We all remember that cult classic movie Pulp Fiction right? Layne Winters would be Jules in the movie drinking sipping on The First's coffee saying...
"GOD(BLEEP)DAMN! First, this some serious gourmet S(BLEEP)T. Me and 'Nark would have been satisfied with some freeze dried Tasters Choice right? And First springs this serious gourmet S(BLEEP)T."
And we know The First plays the part of Jimmy...
"Knock it off Layne, I don't need you to tell me how F(BLEEP)KING good my coffee is, I'm the one that buys it, I know how good it is. When Shawn Hart goes shopping, he buys S(BLEEP)T. I buy the expensive gourmet stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what is on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the Anthology running the show."
Your extremely long, tedious journey towards the EPW World Title is getting longer and longer as we speak First. I've heard the rumors, I've heard the claims and your little phone call last week was cute. NO MATTER what happens between today, tomorrow, Aggression 49 and 50, I will always be one step ahead of you. As far as my position with Cameron Cruise or my opinion? When the time comes I will address this matter. All I can say is his reality check bounced a long time ago.
Throw out wrestling 101, I'm coming to hurt you First in a big way. I've been pissing people off for the past decade and at Aggression 49 I plan on pissing you off until your officially a corpse laying in the ring. I'll look over my shoulder then walk off, have a beer and laugh about it. Go ahead and bring Mr. Folgers with you, and let him watch his new BFF get schooled via DADDY.
What happened to your Pax Vobiscum?
...since you put yourself on my D(BLEEP)K, I put my nuts on your chin.
(...FADEOUT)
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(FADEIN: The First, sitting in his house, his face isn't made up, except for his screwed up hair he looks about as normal as he could, wearing a black MCR T-Shirt and black pants. He's sitting on couch, across the room is a big flat screen TV.)
FIRST: War...Really Jared? No, this isn't war...War's gunfire and bombs...War is the sword and the spear...War is running along a field one second...And being back in The Spiral the next...War's far worse then me and you exchanging some nasty words before we get about to the task of punching and kicking and beating each other...This isn't war...But is is a fight...And when it comes to fighting...There's a saying I've heard...
Fight them till hell freezes over and then fight them on the ice...
You comtinue to misrepresent HOPEE...(Smiles) but that's fine...You know the truth...You know the day will come when Sean Stevens will present his back to you, as he will so many days before that day...But on that fateful day...You'll finally stab him in his back...
Don't tell me you're more moral...More honorable then all that...You're just a guy looking to get ahead in this world...Like I am, like everyone in HOPE, like everyone in Anthology, like everyone in this company...
But the fact is, we both know the truth of this situation...Everyone does...Destiny pulls Stevens and I together...We must dance again, that belt must be at risk once again...You can't stop that...And deep down you know this...Deep down you feel the strings of destiny pulling at you, you know you're little more then a puppet on this stage...That's all any of us are Jared, the goal is to make the strings take you where you want to go rather then be led by them to the places you don't want to be...
The gang all came over for the football today...We yelled and screamed, got really angry when the Patriots blew it...Muse was thrilled when her Giants crushed Dallas...But one game...Well one game summed up all I'm saying so perfectly well that to not talk about it would be folly...
WWe flicked over to the Saints and Redskins just as the Redskins were about to finish the game off with a chip shot field goal...About to end any dreams of a perfect season for New Orleans...Not a few of my friends...Pete and Ed the plumbers, Dennis the car sales man...They all wanted revenge for last week when the Saints thrashed the Patriots, and they also didn't want anyone else to go 16-0...But then that kick went wide...And Ed groaned, and Dennis said the magic words...
"F*cking Saints are gonna win this."
Now logically one would point out that the Saints have to drive the length of the field with no time outs to score a game tying TD, and then would have to get the ball back during regulation or in overtime to score again to win this thing, all of which is very unlikely...I mean logic dictates somebody to tell him 'No way' or something like that...
Nope...We all just agreed...Everyone knew the Saints were winning...And this wasn't the emo club all drinking red wine and listening to The Cure and talking about our past lives...No...This was John Q Public, and they knew the unlikely, was a reality...
The leader of a band of men fighting the leader of another band of men, for honor, for glory, for a title...That's very reasonable...And it's what will happen...You...You're just on the wrong side of history...You're standing in front of an on coming train and telling yourself you can stop it...
And you know I'm right...So talk big, get in front of that camera and tell me how you'll make me suffer...And then just spend the rest of your day knowing how empty you are inside from all the lies you told, lies that deep down you don't even believe...
And as for Pax Vobiscum...Well...I don't want you to have peace...But if you need your latin fix...Then here you go.
Oderint dum metuant
(FADEOUT)
FIRST: War...Really Jared? No, this isn't war...War's gunfire and bombs...War is the sword and the spear...War is running along a field one second...And being back in The Spiral the next...War's far worse then me and you exchanging some nasty words before we get about to the task of punching and kicking and beating each other...This isn't war...But is is a fight...And when it comes to fighting...There's a saying I've heard...
Fight them till hell freezes over and then fight them on the ice...
You comtinue to misrepresent HOPEE...(Smiles) but that's fine...You know the truth...You know the day will come when Sean Stevens will present his back to you, as he will so many days before that day...But on that fateful day...You'll finally stab him in his back...
Don't tell me you're more moral...More honorable then all that...You're just a guy looking to get ahead in this world...Like I am, like everyone in HOPE, like everyone in Anthology, like everyone in this company...
But the fact is, we both know the truth of this situation...Everyone does...Destiny pulls Stevens and I together...We must dance again, that belt must be at risk once again...You can't stop that...And deep down you know this...Deep down you feel the strings of destiny pulling at you, you know you're little more then a puppet on this stage...That's all any of us are Jared, the goal is to make the strings take you where you want to go rather then be led by them to the places you don't want to be...
The gang all came over for the football today...We yelled and screamed, got really angry when the Patriots blew it...Muse was thrilled when her Giants crushed Dallas...But one game...Well one game summed up all I'm saying so perfectly well that to not talk about it would be folly...
WWe flicked over to the Saints and Redskins just as the Redskins were about to finish the game off with a chip shot field goal...About to end any dreams of a perfect season for New Orleans...Not a few of my friends...Pete and Ed the plumbers, Dennis the car sales man...They all wanted revenge for last week when the Saints thrashed the Patriots, and they also didn't want anyone else to go 16-0...But then that kick went wide...And Ed groaned, and Dennis said the magic words...
"F*cking Saints are gonna win this."
Now logically one would point out that the Saints have to drive the length of the field with no time outs to score a game tying TD, and then would have to get the ball back during regulation or in overtime to score again to win this thing, all of which is very unlikely...I mean logic dictates somebody to tell him 'No way' or something like that...
Nope...We all just agreed...Everyone knew the Saints were winning...And this wasn't the emo club all drinking red wine and listening to The Cure and talking about our past lives...No...This was John Q Public, and they knew the unlikely, was a reality...
The leader of a band of men fighting the leader of another band of men, for honor, for glory, for a title...That's very reasonable...And it's what will happen...You...You're just on the wrong side of history...You're standing in front of an on coming train and telling yourself you can stop it...
And you know I'm right...So talk big, get in front of that camera and tell me how you'll make me suffer...And then just spend the rest of your day knowing how empty you are inside from all the lies you told, lies that deep down you don't even believe...
And as for Pax Vobiscum...Well...I don't want you to have peace...But if you need your latin fix...Then here you go.
Oderint dum metuant
(FADEOUT)
BarryClarkJr
DADDY
Hope=sloppy seconds.
(Camera opens up to Jared Wells sitting on a couch in his hotel room wearing black gym shorts, no shirt, watching TV. In front of him is a coffee table involving empty beer bottles. Going through the channels he leans forward resting his chin on an empty beer bottle while finding a channel and comes across EPW with THE FIRST. Camera doesn't budge as it commits to the side of his face and all you can hear is a voice from the TV. Suddenly he clicks off the TV, throws the remote behind him, leans back on the couch and puts his hands behind his head)
JARED WELLS: You got me First. You got me good there OH YE righteous string puller of HOPE. I'm totally thrown off by your presence with no mascara and you trying to explain to me that war is the sword and the spear. Sword and the spear? The First and Jared Wells? I don't think so pal, in fact I'd rather piss my pants and sleep in it for days than share the last toilet on Earth with you to have a simple sword fight. DADDY JUST DOESN'T DO.
Misrepresent HOPE? I'm not just some guy trying to get ahead in this world because I'm already there. HOPE is nothing more than a FAD in the EPW while you my friend are pimping the likes of Winters, Anarky, and Hart. The equation is simple for you First. You'll control as many whores as you can, they'll listen, you'll tell them what they want to hear and then you'll rape them. Whatever it takes for The First to get a title shot at Stevens. Your biggest whore of them all is sloppy seconds himself Shawn Hart. Yesterday he was Anthology, today he is HOPE, tomorrow he is a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race. Sloppy seconds. If you've never had unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who's vagina was never properly cleaned within twelve hours from her last man, I don't know what to tell you my friends. Shawn Hart's EPW career lingers of it. 'Nark is the biggest surprise but then again I was always convinced he was baptized in LSD. Layne Winters doesn't surprise me. He's young, willing to take a chance and I don't blame him. I compare it to when people ask me if I am for gay marriage. Of course, gay people have the right to be as miserable as everyone else. Manipulation owns Winters, we all know it but he won't until he cuts off the hand that feeds him. We call that looking to get ahead in life right First?
I'm going to forgive you on your entire tirade about when the boys came over to watch football. I can't believe I even had to listen to that. I'd much rather stand in a tent and watch 'Nark sit indian style for six hours on coke preach about the hells and the moons. I'd rather argue with a bunch of jobless gaming nerds on why they should leave the house on a Friday night. The fact you are telling me I'm on the wrong side of history is just awesome. PAL, I'M ONE OF THE REASONS WHY HOPE IS HERE TODAY. History is what repeats itself over and over and over again. The First wants a shot at the EPW title, AGAIN. It's going to get old fast just like HOPE. Sounded like a good idea but is a bad idea and forgotten at about the same speed.
Oderint dum metuant. Cute. What is to hate and fear? You? I fear no man that loves to wear women's makeup. Why hate? I'm bigger, badder, older, wiser, and more violent than you. You thrive on history because you need it. I've already been there done that, and I'm beyond legendary. Your no train, your simply a monorail in Disney. You've got your family riding the monorail First, who is next to jump aboard this FAD of HOPE? For years I used tell this scary scary man he looked like Captain Crunch. In fact I think the size of a single piece of pez was the size of his penis according to some raver chicks that come to my bar. I dare you to invite him. Inner Circle past? Laughable man. You claim Stevens will present his back to me? We are all born to die First and when the time comes, anybody that knows Jared Wells, before you even think, I'll have my hand on the trigger ready to pull the F(BLEEP)KING trigger until it goes CLICK. The brotherhood of Copycat, Sean Edmunds, Larry Tact, and Jared Wells continues, ANTHOLOGY RULES. Sean Stevens happens to be included in it. Aggression 49, the unnamed feeling comes alive.
I don't want some half ass latin fix, I just want a piece of your ass, with a little interest. Daddy will be collecting.
(FADEOUT)
(Camera opens up to Jared Wells sitting on a couch in his hotel room wearing black gym shorts, no shirt, watching TV. In front of him is a coffee table involving empty beer bottles. Going through the channels he leans forward resting his chin on an empty beer bottle while finding a channel and comes across EPW with THE FIRST. Camera doesn't budge as it commits to the side of his face and all you can hear is a voice from the TV. Suddenly he clicks off the TV, throws the remote behind him, leans back on the couch and puts his hands behind his head)
JARED WELLS: You got me First. You got me good there OH YE righteous string puller of HOPE. I'm totally thrown off by your presence with no mascara and you trying to explain to me that war is the sword and the spear. Sword and the spear? The First and Jared Wells? I don't think so pal, in fact I'd rather piss my pants and sleep in it for days than share the last toilet on Earth with you to have a simple sword fight. DADDY JUST DOESN'T DO.
Misrepresent HOPE? I'm not just some guy trying to get ahead in this world because I'm already there. HOPE is nothing more than a FAD in the EPW while you my friend are pimping the likes of Winters, Anarky, and Hart. The equation is simple for you First. You'll control as many whores as you can, they'll listen, you'll tell them what they want to hear and then you'll rape them. Whatever it takes for The First to get a title shot at Stevens. Your biggest whore of them all is sloppy seconds himself Shawn Hart. Yesterday he was Anthology, today he is HOPE, tomorrow he is a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race. Sloppy seconds. If you've never had unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who's vagina was never properly cleaned within twelve hours from her last man, I don't know what to tell you my friends. Shawn Hart's EPW career lingers of it. 'Nark is the biggest surprise but then again I was always convinced he was baptized in LSD. Layne Winters doesn't surprise me. He's young, willing to take a chance and I don't blame him. I compare it to when people ask me if I am for gay marriage. Of course, gay people have the right to be as miserable as everyone else. Manipulation owns Winters, we all know it but he won't until he cuts off the hand that feeds him. We call that looking to get ahead in life right First?
I'm going to forgive you on your entire tirade about when the boys came over to watch football. I can't believe I even had to listen to that. I'd much rather stand in a tent and watch 'Nark sit indian style for six hours on coke preach about the hells and the moons. I'd rather argue with a bunch of jobless gaming nerds on why they should leave the house on a Friday night. The fact you are telling me I'm on the wrong side of history is just awesome. PAL, I'M ONE OF THE REASONS WHY HOPE IS HERE TODAY. History is what repeats itself over and over and over again. The First wants a shot at the EPW title, AGAIN. It's going to get old fast just like HOPE. Sounded like a good idea but is a bad idea and forgotten at about the same speed.
Oderint dum metuant. Cute. What is to hate and fear? You? I fear no man that loves to wear women's makeup. Why hate? I'm bigger, badder, older, wiser, and more violent than you. You thrive on history because you need it. I've already been there done that, and I'm beyond legendary. Your no train, your simply a monorail in Disney. You've got your family riding the monorail First, who is next to jump aboard this FAD of HOPE? For years I used tell this scary scary man he looked like Captain Crunch. In fact I think the size of a single piece of pez was the size of his penis according to some raver chicks that come to my bar. I dare you to invite him. Inner Circle past? Laughable man. You claim Stevens will present his back to me? We are all born to die First and when the time comes, anybody that knows Jared Wells, before you even think, I'll have my hand on the trigger ready to pull the F(BLEEP)KING trigger until it goes CLICK. The brotherhood of Copycat, Sean Edmunds, Larry Tact, and Jared Wells continues, ANTHOLOGY RULES. Sean Stevens happens to be included in it. Aggression 49, the unnamed feeling comes alive.
I don't want some half ass latin fix, I just want a piece of your ass, with a little interest. Daddy will be collecting.
(FADEOUT)
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(FADEIN: The First sitting now on a bench next to the Bewitched statue in Salem. Muse sits beside him, she's looking at her iPhone, both are dressed as they were before.)
FIRST: What are you doing?
MUSE: Watching Stevens undress in his last promo...It's erotic...He's a man who knows he has a nice body and how to show it off...
FIRST: (Winces) Here we go again...
MUSE: what? It's not like I'm the only girl to want to screw this guy...I'm sure he's got a list of girls that would awe even Tiger Woods...And it's not like you'll ever put out for me...
FIRST: No...No I won't...
MUSE: Right so you suck...Go bash on Jared Wells for a while I'll replay Stevens taking off his pants in slow motion...Don't let my blissed out cries of delight throw you off...
FIRST: This was a man who was going to kick you in the head last show...
MUSE: Babe, this is wrestling, a kick to the skull is nothing but foreplay...Now leave me to my devices, tell Jared Wells he sucks...
FIRST: You got it boss...You say HOPE is a fad Jared...Timeline wise, sure...But we're still big time...Was Nirvana a fad? They only had two major albums before Kurt decided to move along...But they are still more important then countless other bands that did more...HOPE isn't made for the long haul Jared, you're right about that, we're set for an epic crash and burn, but man, the time in which HOPE exists...It'll be a glorious time...
You call everyone in HOPE a whore...But what are we all if not whores? Life asks us a price and we either pay it or we don't...You're telling me your career is one of honor, of respect? Give me a break Jared, when Anthology formed you cut the promo to form it, and you bashed on Larry Tact before you even took a breath, the same man who's been holding the tag belts with you all this time...
Don't tell me you're all about mom, the flag, and apple pie Jared...You're fought Copycat, now you are his pal...You want to talk whores...Look in the mirror...
We all want something, and we all give up something to get it. In my case it's Stevens and his belt, and to get it I have to suffer and struggle against you...I have to jump through whatever hoops EPW puts down in my path...And I'll do all of it gladly...Anarky says I've gone insane in my obsession with Stevens...I'd question if I was sane even before that...But the fact remains I know what I want...So I ask you Jared
What do you want?
Really? is living in Cameron Cruise and Sean Stevens shadows enough for you? You never have that dream, the thought of one day standing in that ring, holding aloft your EPW World Title belt? And if it is your dream, how do you go about making it a reality...
And if it's not your dream, why do you even do this Jared? Why even lace up a pair of boots? Or has years in this sport made you a cynic, made you doubt you'll ever climb the mountain top? So you might as well serve others who have?
You want to fight me, but why? What's the point Jared, you're just following the battle flag of Anthology to war, you don't question it, you don't even understand it, you don't even know what Anthology is, nobody does....But you march cheerfully along, even to your own misfortune.
Muse, why don't you screw Jared Wells? He's always talking about sex and has the whole 'daddy' thing...
MUSE: (Shudders) Wells is all pervy, he's the guy who was the QB in high school who scrubbed out in college and now hangs out at high school all day trying to pick up 16 years olds...No thank you...
FIRST: So...He's worse then a guy that was going to kick you in the head...
MUSE: Oh enough about that! Stevens is...Refined...Classy....But I'm sure he'd still enjoy it if I handcuffed him to the bed posts and started pouring candle wax on his chest...I think Sean's been dealing with to many submissive women...He needs someone who won't let him control things...He'll be submissive with me...Oh I'll break him, I'll break him alright...(Gazes into her iPhone) oh you'll be my little play thing, won't you sweetie?
(First shakes his head.)
FIRST: First thing I learned in these situations is to not put your hand to your face, it'll wreck the make up...Second of all, I just ignore her when she gets like this
(Muse punches First in the arm)
MUSE: Screw you...
FIRST: And third...Jared...You're a man who's lost...All you have is Anthology, and that will fall, sone day, due to HOPE, due to apathy, due to internal conflict, whatever have you...Anthology will be no more, and then you'll have nothing at all...That is your sad future, and it's all you have to look forward too...
Oh and finally...Don't insult me, you can use google to figure out latin phrases as well as I can...You know it means "Let them hope, so long as they fear." (Shakes head)
(FADEOUT)
FIRST: What are you doing?
MUSE: Watching Stevens undress in his last promo...It's erotic...He's a man who knows he has a nice body and how to show it off...
FIRST: (Winces) Here we go again...
MUSE: what? It's not like I'm the only girl to want to screw this guy...I'm sure he's got a list of girls that would awe even Tiger Woods...And it's not like you'll ever put out for me...
FIRST: No...No I won't...
MUSE: Right so you suck...Go bash on Jared Wells for a while I'll replay Stevens taking off his pants in slow motion...Don't let my blissed out cries of delight throw you off...
FIRST: This was a man who was going to kick you in the head last show...
MUSE: Babe, this is wrestling, a kick to the skull is nothing but foreplay...Now leave me to my devices, tell Jared Wells he sucks...
FIRST: You got it boss...You say HOPE is a fad Jared...Timeline wise, sure...But we're still big time...Was Nirvana a fad? They only had two major albums before Kurt decided to move along...But they are still more important then countless other bands that did more...HOPE isn't made for the long haul Jared, you're right about that, we're set for an epic crash and burn, but man, the time in which HOPE exists...It'll be a glorious time...
You call everyone in HOPE a whore...But what are we all if not whores? Life asks us a price and we either pay it or we don't...You're telling me your career is one of honor, of respect? Give me a break Jared, when Anthology formed you cut the promo to form it, and you bashed on Larry Tact before you even took a breath, the same man who's been holding the tag belts with you all this time...
Don't tell me you're all about mom, the flag, and apple pie Jared...You're fought Copycat, now you are his pal...You want to talk whores...Look in the mirror...
We all want something, and we all give up something to get it. In my case it's Stevens and his belt, and to get it I have to suffer and struggle against you...I have to jump through whatever hoops EPW puts down in my path...And I'll do all of it gladly...Anarky says I've gone insane in my obsession with Stevens...I'd question if I was sane even before that...But the fact remains I know what I want...So I ask you Jared
What do you want?
Really? is living in Cameron Cruise and Sean Stevens shadows enough for you? You never have that dream, the thought of one day standing in that ring, holding aloft your EPW World Title belt? And if it is your dream, how do you go about making it a reality...
And if it's not your dream, why do you even do this Jared? Why even lace up a pair of boots? Or has years in this sport made you a cynic, made you doubt you'll ever climb the mountain top? So you might as well serve others who have?
You want to fight me, but why? What's the point Jared, you're just following the battle flag of Anthology to war, you don't question it, you don't even understand it, you don't even know what Anthology is, nobody does....But you march cheerfully along, even to your own misfortune.
Muse, why don't you screw Jared Wells? He's always talking about sex and has the whole 'daddy' thing...
MUSE: (Shudders) Wells is all pervy, he's the guy who was the QB in high school who scrubbed out in college and now hangs out at high school all day trying to pick up 16 years olds...No thank you...
FIRST: So...He's worse then a guy that was going to kick you in the head...
MUSE: Oh enough about that! Stevens is...Refined...Classy....But I'm sure he'd still enjoy it if I handcuffed him to the bed posts and started pouring candle wax on his chest...I think Sean's been dealing with to many submissive women...He needs someone who won't let him control things...He'll be submissive with me...Oh I'll break him, I'll break him alright...(Gazes into her iPhone) oh you'll be my little play thing, won't you sweetie?
(First shakes his head.)
FIRST: First thing I learned in these situations is to not put your hand to your face, it'll wreck the make up...Second of all, I just ignore her when she gets like this
(Muse punches First in the arm)
MUSE: Screw you...
FIRST: And third...Jared...You're a man who's lost...All you have is Anthology, and that will fall, sone day, due to HOPE, due to apathy, due to internal conflict, whatever have you...Anthology will be no more, and then you'll have nothing at all...That is your sad future, and it's all you have to look forward too...
Oh and finally...Don't insult me, you can use google to figure out latin phrases as well as I can...You know it means "Let them hope, so long as they fear." (Shakes head)
(FADEOUT)