<i>(Cueup: “Heaven's on Fire” by Kiss)</i>
<i>(Fade in on a spacious back yard in what we assume, judging by the size of the house in the background is Copycat's sizable estate. In a clear spot in the yard sit two lawn chairs. In one is Copycat, clad in jeans and a black Anthology T-shirt with his hair held back by a backwards baseball cap. In the other is what appears to be a large stuffed dummy dressed in nondescript clothing. Stuck to its face is a black-and-white paper cutout of a face, but the camera is too far away for us to tell who it is)</i>
<b>Copycat:</b> A close-up on our friend here, if you would.
<i>(The camera zooms in on the dummy, and Stalker's face on the paper cutout clearly comes into focus)</i>
<b>Copycat:</b> I'll give Stalker some credit. Since I first added my name to the EPW roster at no small expense to its payroll staff, I've been put into match after match with clueless young punks and stubborn older egomaniacs. They've spewed all manner of vitriol and stupidity in my direction to the point where I feared I might start vomiting out my ears, but the two things that they've all had in common are a total unwillingness to help anyone but themselves and a striking lack of gratitude toward the people who got them to where they are today. I mean, let's face it; half of these jags talking about how they don't need no help from nobody and they got to EPW – the very top of the festering pile of bodily waste that is today's wrestling industry – on nothing but their own sweat would still be getting whacked in the melon with fluorescent light tubes in somebody's backyard if people like the Cat, like Jared Wells, like Sean Edmunds hadn't paved the way for them.
<i>(The camera zooms back out to its previous shot of Copycat sitting alongside the Stalker dummy)</i>
<b>Copycat:</b> So it was refreshing to hear Stalker actually offer some gratitude, some acknowledgment that there is still a place in the dung heap this business has become for a guy who has the sheer audacity to admit he doesn't like watching the new generation destroy everything he worked for. After all, he could have just as easily thrown in his lot with the likes of Shawn Hart, Anarky and Troy Windham, longtimers who've abandoned their principles and sold themselves to the highest bidder in the hopes of gaining one last fleeting shot at glory before the industry completes its transformation into a black hole from which no entertainment can emerge. But instead, he offered me his assistance in helping me get the attention of EPW management, such as it is. Don't think I don't appreciate it.
<i>(He leans forward in his chair)</i>
<b>Copycat:</b> I mean, sure, his methods and my methods are different. But that doesn't really mean anything, right? As he so astutely pointed out, I don't exactly approach things the same way Jared Wells does – nor the same way Sean Edmunds does, nor the same way Sean Stevens does. We have our differences, and prior to our arrival in EPW, those differences were on full display for years as we fought each other across league after league after league. The first time I ever faced Jared Wells in the ring was in 1997, with Sean Edmunds as my tag team partner. And it wasn't long after that that Sean and I found ourselves on opposite sides. Stalker clearly wonders why I keep company with a man who does things the way Jared does things, but all he had to do was look into his own motivations for offering me the olive branch, as it were – Jared and I have the same goal. We're both here in EPW to save it from the likes of GASP, from jokers who'd gladly see it burn if it meant one more second of sweet, sweet relevance.
<i>(Copycat looks over at the Stalker dummy)</i>
<b>Copycat:</b> And Stalker wants to help me. I said my intention is to do whatever I have to do to get EPW management to listen to reason, to stop destroying the business that I love, the business that I helped build. He clearly interpreted that as a desire to do unspeakable things, and I can see how one might gain some notice by doing unspeakable things, so his logic is relatively sound. Now, whether that's the direction I choose to go is not a decision I'm about to make right this second, but it's nice to hear Stalker say he's got something to offer.
<i>(He looks into the camera)</i>
<b>Copycat:</b> The only question is, what can Stalker offer me?
<i>(Copycat gets up from his chair and walks over to the Stalker dummy. He quickly gives it the once over, checking its pockets but coming up empty-handed)</i>
<b>Copycat:</b> That's really the issue here. He claims I could soar ever higher were I to cut loose the rest of Anthology, but what does Stalker have that Anthology lacks? At Onslaught, he and the rest of the Fallen were witness to just what Anthology is capable of. If he, Omega and Erik Black couldn't hold up against the juggernaut that is Anthology then, what hope does he have of taking me places Anthology couldn't already take me? For that matter, what hope do he and Omega have of besting Anthology to capture those coveted EPW Tag Team Titles? Even if I were to turn my back on Jared Wells, the Fallen would still have to bring him down, and suffice it to say Jared has found himself outnumbered by a lot of jealous husbands and humiliated tough guys in his day and still lived to tell the tale.
<i>(Copycat bends down and hefts the Stalker dummy onto his shoulder)</i>
<b>Copycat:</b> But don't worry. I'm not going to rebuff Stalker entirely.
<i>(Copycat walks offscreen to the left with the Stalker dummy; the camera remains fixed ahead, looking at nothing. We can hear Copycat struggling with something offscreen, but only his voice is intelligible enough to understand)</i>
<b>Copycat (from offscreen):</b> See, the thing is, there is something Stalker can offer me. Granted, as an adviser, he would be sorely lacking. As a partner, he would be woefully inadequate. Even as a subordinate, he would be consistently disappointing. But fortunately for me, he and I need not be on the same side for him to provide me with what I need.
<i>(Following an audible “whoosh” noise, Copycat walks back onscreen. A persistent crackle in the background and a faint glow from the side of the screen he just left follow him)</i>
<b>Copycat:</b> At Aggression 50, I will make an impact, just as I did at Onslaught. I will continue my campaign to turn the heads of those who would otherwise stumble blindly forward into the abyss. I will continue to work to make EPW management, the people with the power to make the decisions that need to be made, sit down and listen to the reason I offer. And Stalker, for all his good intentions, can help me make my point.
<i>(The camera pans over to the left to show the Stalker dummy affixed to a large wooden stake and lit ablaze)</i>
<b>Copycat:</b> As a sacrifice.
<i>(The camera zooms in on what remains of the face of the Stalker dummy as the last of it burns away)</i>
<i>(Fade out)</i>