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AGGRESSION 58: Impulse vs. Copycat

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Take all your anger and your pain
And write it down, down, down
Take these words and make them heard -
Hate out loud, loud, loud..

- SWEAR ON YOUR LIFE

(FADEIN...

The jukebox at TC's Pub. It's currently playing "Hate Out Loud" by Swear On Your Life, featuring the beautiful, talented, and wildly afro'd MilitiA on vocals.

Fitting.

And... go.)

"When you take into account the internet connection that this machine has, there's probably twenty to thirty thousand tracks you could listen to at any time. Limitless choice equates limitless possibility."

"The possibilities are endless for me, here in the Empire, and the possibilities are running straight through Miami and into a man who calls himself Copycat."

Are you going to tape my promo and read it back to me?

I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe I'm the first person to make that horrible joke.

"From what I can tell, you've got a god complex."

It's the only thing I can figure, I ordered transcripts of your past interviews.

Well, Aaron Jones' interviews where he was speaking on your behalf.

I'm confused.

"And in all of the transcripts, you're referred to in the capital. Things that He said. Things that He did."

I don't have much use for religion, Catman, so I hope I'm wrong.

"But some of the things He did kind of... disturb me. If Aaron Jones is an accurate representation of things that Copycat says and does, then Copycat's megalomania involves a complete readjustment of the sport of professional wrestling to one that he finds... palatable."

Wow, we agree on something.

"Now, I'm the first to admit that professional wrestling is my religion. The golden age for me was the era where Ed Lewis, and Lou Thesz, and Ad Santell ruled the mat. Today, with its sex and drugs and Crash TV for the commercially deficient generation is, on the whole, something of a disappointment to me. Today, the greatest World Champion of the past four years was a plumber who vacated the belt with a note written with excrement."

By the numbers, you can't argue with the Undefeated Joe. No disrespect intended to any of the other fine champions who have ruled one company or another in that time period.

"But I see hope where most see plumbers, and Emo Queens, and Hallucination Nations. I see wrestlers who have taken the initiative to bring this sport out of the Twiglet zone and back into the realm of athleticism."

"For that matter.... what does kidnapping your opponent's child have to do with professional wrestling? I know what He'll say - the ends justify the means and since you got the nod, that's what matters."

I disagree.

"I suppose that's where the main difference is between us."

"With twenty to thirty thousand different options, this is the match that the matchmakers made."

"What's the odds?"

FADE
 

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<i>(We fade in on a black-and-white image of a meagerly lit room. Though we can vaguely make out some objects on the walls, the most prominent thing visible is a chair next to an open doorway. The doorway, apparently leading into a room without any lights on at all, is a black abyss, with nothing inside visible. Sitting in the chair is Aaron Jones, a cell phone to his ear. He makes no noise, perhaps waiting for someone on the other line to pick up. After a few seconds of silence, Aaron begins speaking into the phone)</i>

<b>Aaron Jones:</b> It’s me. Thanks for taking the time to talk.

<i>(There’s a pause as Aaron apparently listens to the other person’s response. None of it is audible to the viewer – not even so much as a distant buzzing sound)</i>

<b>Aaron:</b> You saw what happened at Aggression 57 then, no doubt.

No, He isn’t. He takes no joy in losing, of course, but His presence in that match was more for the purposes of observation than direct competition. He went in planning to further study Anarky’s mindset and fitness as champion, and to show to Karl Brown the dangers of rejecting His message out of hand. He more than accomplished both goals.

He has not been so foolish as to let His past dealings with Anarky seep into His current mission. They have both undergone fundamental changes. The key now is to see whether Anarky is the kind of man who can help steer this business back toward its former greatness, or whether he will choose to disregard its future in his own self-interest.

Yes, he has stated that he cares about the future of the business. But just saying so is not proof enough. Sean Stevens claimed to harbor a reverence for the future, but it was clear from his actions that his only true interest was self-preservation. And He handled Sean Stevens accordingly. Only time will tell whether He will need to take such an approach with Anarky.

He saw that. Odd that Anarky felt compelled to excoriate himself for “stealing” the victory. Those are the rules of the triple threat match, and He isn’t one to complain. It’s strange to see Anarky being hard on himself; just something else for Him to analyze.

And plenty of it. You saw how often He detached Himself from the action to observe. He would love to see Anarky prove he has this industry’s best interests in mind. But He is prepared to react appropriately if he does not.

Right. He saw that too.

It’s pretty clear. Impulse at least agrees the current direction of this business is unsustainable. He’s got a vision of his own, and although it’s not the same vision He has, it is at least from an era whose competitors provided for the future of the industry.

Right. Impulse just doesn’t agree with the methods He has used to try to save it.

No he doesn’t. His vision may be noble, but it lacks depth. You can have no doubts that He would very much like to believe someone like Impulse, going out there and doing things the old-fashioned way, could heal this business from the cancer that is eating away at it. But that’s a naïve hope. One He forced Himself to give up when he realized it was no longer viable.

This self-obsessed generation of competitors, interested in nothing but the survival of their own relevance at the expense of everything He and the wrestlers of His generation built, will not be moved by nobility. They see nobility as a weakness. They deride as inconsequential anyone who focuses on nobility.

But pain, they understand. Self-promotion may be this generation’s first language, but everyone is fluent in pain.

That’s why He had to take the drastic measures He took to break Sean Stevens. It was the only way Sean Stevens would see.

No, of course He doesn’t expect Impulse to be just like Him. And that’s the real difference. It’s good that Impulse sees the problem with this industry today, and it’s OK that his preferred method of changing things is different from His. But to deride as unnecessary the things He has done to save this business – that is a mistake.

Though He knows His way is the only way to save this industry, He also knows that not everyone can act exactly as He does. There must be others, with their own unique identities, who contribute. Even if He must raze this business to the ground and rebuild it in His own incorruptible image, He does not expect to go forth with an army of duplicates.

Impulse is welcome to do things his own way if he does not contribute to the further destruction of this business. But he should know better than to dismiss what He is doing. Impulse needs to understand the necessity of a man like Him in these trying times.

Impulse needs to see what He sees.

Yes. Yes. And He is glad you do. He is glad you understand how crucial His mission is.

No, that won’t be necessary. But be ready to contribute when you are needed.

We all must be prepared to answer the call.

<i>(Aaron pulls the phone away from his ear and turns it off. He sits unmoving in the chair. After a few seconds, Copycat appears out of the darkened doorway behind Aaron for a split second – then we cut to black)</i>
 

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Religulous

"I should probably clarify something before this goes any farther."

"I'm not a hero."

Shock and awe.

(FADEIN:

The door to my apartment. On the inside. There's a dartboard hung up, and a faded black leather jacket hangs on a hook to the side.

And....... go.)

"What I do, I do because it's what I believe. What I do, Aaron, I do because it's the right thing to do."

You can't change the world: just your small patch of it.

"For that matter, who says that this business is dying of terminal cancer? I think the sport of professional wrestling is alive and well in a big way. Yes, there are far too many gimmick performers and acrobats who don't have the depth of wrestling knowledge that OCD misfits like myself do, therefore they don't have the reverence for the men and women who paved the way and built the sport on their backs. I agree that the comedy/farce option is a necessary one: it's the three ring circus theory, that even the most jaded wrestling fan can find something to enjoy at a show."

Come for the Nation of Masturbation, stay for the No Excuses. THAT'S an obscure reference.

"For every porn star Viking and oversexed midget, for every Castor Vivian Strife and Craig Miles, there's an Evan Aho, and a Lord Coyner Pollard, and a Rook Black, and a Cameron Cruise."

I speak of their ability, not necessarily their personality. Rook has forgotten more about psychology than the rest of us could learn in a lifetime, and while Cruise tends to divide critics, the fact remains that he identifies himself as a wrestler before anything else. I respect that.

"And there's an Impulse."

"I learned my trade from the greatest wrestler you've never heard of, Johnny Fizzbin."

That's his jacket, hanging on the door. It's the one I wear to the ring.

"He could hold and counterhold with any size opponent. He could fly through the air and brawl all over the arena."

Or the gym, since he never wrestled outside the gym.

"He was a serious wrestler who took his craft seriously, even if he never took himself seriously. He could light up any arena on the microphone with a serious conversation, mockery of his opponent or anyone else, including himself, and all points in between."

"Johnny Fizzbin could've become World Champion in any promotion anywhere, but he never rose higher than main eventing the neighborhood gym."

Six months in Greensboro notwithstanding; I don't count that because he was there to help out a friend.

"Why did I bring up this nobody, that nobody ever heard of but everybody could have learned from?"

"He chose to remain behind, because he loved his neighborhood and wanted his contributions to the business to be that of the teacher. His heyday was the mid 90s, when the wrestling business was in the midst of the Hardcore Revolution, and he decided that his responsibility was to make sure everyone who came through Coop's knew how to wrestle."

"JFZ didn't change the world, Aaron. He caused ripples in his immediate vicinity that altered things, ever so slightly, but he didn't hold the world in the palm of his hand."

THAT is the difference between us.

"For some reason, Copycat believes that he knows what the wrestling business requires, and he's willing to convince us all, one at a time, that His is the way of the future."

"You can't change the business, Catsndogs, all you can do is change your little corner of it. If you're in the right - if the fans approve - your changes will spread all on their own."

"Look at me - I wrestle. I don't use weapons or cheap language. And in a promotion where the fans cheered the teabagging of a legitimate icon of professional wrestling, they gave me more than one standing ovation for hold - counterhold wrestling."

Yes, the people still cheer holds, assuming they care about the people using them.

"My personal commitment to change affected my surroundings and kicked off a legitimate wrestling revolution that's made it acceptable for wrestlers to return to the forefront of the business. My personal commitment to my style and my Rules of Engagement are the reason that the fans here in the Empire were so appreciative of my efforts in my debut match with a partner, and against a tag team, that is highly entertaining and highly regarded. They continued at Aggression 57 with my refusal to take the easy way out, even though it was perfectly legal and much more intelligent to have done so."

Where Dopesmoker got the idea that I was snarking him, I'll never know. My hat was - and remains - off to him for an enjoyable and successful pair of debut matches.

"I was hoping to find more like - minded wrestlers here in the Empire, who believe in the sport, not the spectacle, and so far I have not been disappointed. But I draw the line where you stand, Cat - at the forced conversion - slash - destruction of what you decide to be undesirables. The fans have a choice as to who they want to cheer or mock - we have a choice to follow the trends or to set them."

I've never followed a trend, and I won't start now.

"Johnny Fizzbin taught me that this business requires a bit of everything in order to be successful. Like the food chain, remove one link and the entire business crumbles."

"The irony is that while you claim to be purging the wrestling business in order to save it, you're sowing its destruction."

"And that's something that I can't allow."

FADE
 

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Re: Religulous

<i>(We fade in on a darkened room, so poorly lit toward the back that scarcely anything can be seen. The background’s only discernable feature is a desk, upon which rests a computer monitor. The lack of any illumination from the desk and monitor indicates that the monitor is apparently not turned on. In the foreground, with slightly better lighting, stands Aaron Jones, his eyes fixed on the camera)</i>

<b>Aaron Jones:</b> You disappoint Him, Impulse.

He understands, of course, that this revelation will not faze you. It may even encourage you, since you clearly believe that for Him to find approval in what you do would be evidence of your own failure. He has no illusions that you will, in any way, react negatively to His disappointment. Not at this stage in the game.

But attitudes evolve, Impulse. You know that quite well.

The competitors you idolized when you were growing up, the ones you modeled yourself after when you were training – most of them are long gone from the business. And though their attitudes once represented a strong majority of opinion, you now find yourself in the minority for espousing them.

Attitudes evolved. The pure-wrestling aspect of this industry has been de-emphasized.

Some, like you, still cling to it, hoping your efforts will play a part in its resurgence. And though you might, in the future, be wise to consider not trying to take full credit for it, you can, without exaggeration, point to evidence that the attitude you prefer is mounting a comeback. It’s encouraging, no doubt.

But you were never the only person trying to bring back pure wrestling. Others took up the cause before you did. Others were championing it loudly while you were still finding your voice. And there’s nothing wrong with that. You saw something you wanted to change, and you worked to change it. There’s no shame in not being the first person to have that idea.

Nonetheless, there were others – others who worked to keep alive the attitude you preferred. Any revival it experiences will be no miracle. It was beaten down, but its injuries were never critical.

The task He faces is far greater.

For all the differences He had with others in the business over the course of His professional career, He always saw in the majority a reverence for the preservation of the business – a realization that steps must be taken to ensure the business has a future. Members of His generation sought their own success, but not at the cost of the industry’s future.

Attitudes evolved.

As you were discouraged by the de-emphasis of pure wrestling, He was discouraged by the over-emphasis on immediate personal success. You tried to change things by emphasizing the hold-counterhold style; He tried to change things by de-emphasizing the obsession with personal victories, no matter the cost to the business.

You were lucky. You had allies in your war. You had others fighting for the same cause.

But He stands alone.

The men He thought were His allies were misguided. They lied to Him, told Him they were trying to ensure the future of the business just as He was. But they were only trying to diminish others’ successes for the sake of their own.

Merely going out each night and making the relevant points, as you did, was an unsuccessful venture for Him. The desire to preserve one’s own personal legacy at the cost of all else – to destroy everything for even one more second of personal relevance – had pervaded every level of this once-great business. And those who claimed to care about its future were proven to be deceivers.

A lesser man might have given up. But He dedicated Himself to keeping alive the business He loved so much. He decided that if others were so eager to destroy the business in order to save themselves, He would destroy them in order to save the business.

That’s why He had to destroy Dan Ryan. That’s why He had to break Sean Stevens. That’s why He has had to bring down swift and terrible punishment upon those whose selfishness has blinded them to the damage they are doing.

You have dedicated yourself to a cause, Impulse, and for that, He admires your tenacity. But you have refused to believe that there are other causes worth fighting for. You have narrowed your gaze when you should be broadening it. And you have overlooked a far graver danger to this business than the one on which you fixate.

That is why you disappoint Him, Impulse. You have the drive, but you lack the vision.

See what He sees.

He knows you will likely resist His truth, Impulse. He knows you will be inclined instead to choose to fight His efforts to cleanse this business. He knows you believe His ways to be wrong.

But attitudes evolve.

You have used your own methods to help attitudes evolve in your favor. He, too, has methods of helping others’ attitudes evolve.

At Aggression 58, Impulse, you will find out just how He furthers the evolution of attitudes that do not align with His all-important vision.

<i>(Jones stops speaking and remains staring into the camera. Moments later, the computer monitor behind him turns on – illuminating Copycat sitting before it at the desk, dead eyes staring into the camera. A second later, we cut to black)</i>
 

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And now for something completely different

"Attitude is a funny word. And it's never been so maligned and questionably used as it has in professional wrestling."

(FADEIN...

Same as before: my apartment door, only this time there's a good deal of artificial light, and there's been a change.

The dartboard is gone. In its place is a very cool drawing of The Green Man himself, with the caption "1962 - 2010 SUSPENDED IN DUSK."

Don't go looking for it, it's a one of a kind. And music hasn't been the same since Steele checked out.

Miss ya, bro.)

"You're right, Aaron. I wasn't the first person to try and bring back pure wrestling to the sport. I did learn from those around me and I did soak up as much as I could from the bigger names I was fortunate to come across at a very young age, and my formative years in this sport left me exposed to so many different styles, attitudes, and points of view, I was able to cherry pick the best parts and fine tune the Rules of Engagement based on what I felt were most useful to what I wanted to do."

"My attitude toward this sport was heavily influenced by my surroundings, and it takes a special kind of person to be able to pick that out, considering we don't really know anything about each other. You've learned from Him well, Aaron."

"Except... I know you know that none of this was my original idea, because I told you that."

I hope this isn't the extent of your parlor tricks, Aaron. Telling me something I already know because I said it to you doesn't really impress me. I know what I said... because I said it.

So there.

"The main difference between us, Aaron, is that while I'm wrestling my style of match in the hopes of re - training wrestling fans to appreciate wrestling, with plenty of room for the dog and pony show that's taken over so much of the show to still have its place, Copycat has a different agenda altogether."

I enjoy the dog and pony show, just keep it away from my World Champions and Main Events.

No, I'm not talking about Anarky. I like Anarky.

"Copycat's vision, based on your explanation, is to eliminate all that is different and homogenize the sport so strictly that even the greatest mat wrestler in the world could be exorcised if he dissents."

Welcome to Copycat's UTOPIA. You must conform.

"Why?"

"Does the Cat really know what's best for all of us?"

"How?"

"The way to effect the change you're looking to effect is not to bring down swift and terrible punishment upon those whose selfishness has blinded them to the damage they are doing. The way to change is to take these guilty parties, and pin them. Decisively."

"Your greed, your selfishness, your arrogance, your destructive attitude... you think it's made you successful and powerful, but what did it really do when I just took you down and beat you, cleanly, using my way?"

"That leaves a mark, Aaron."

"What allies are you referring to, Aaron? The list of allies that one could make a case for, for me, extend to a tag team partner in another promotion that has since left the sport. While our in - ring chemistry was golden, our opposing attitudes were tiresome."

"I can count on Rook Black, kind of, except when I speak to him these days I don't understand a word he's saying."

For heaven sake, sir - my closest friend in the Empire right now, by the numbers, is Erik Black. And he probably doesn't care if I live or die.

"The only people associated with professional wrestling that I trust implicitly, that would get my back at the drop of a hat, are long retired."

"I am alone, Aaron."

"That's not an excuse. That's a reality."

Not a Reality Check, mind you... those are silly.

"But I have to wonder, how pure is Copycat's mission? How noble is He really, Aaron?"

"By your own admission, the one thing that He despises more than anything else is self - interest. Wrestlers who put their own glory and their own survival ahead of the business."

"What does it say that Copycat is so greedy that He has to be judge, jury, and executioner for everyone that He deems unworthy?"

"What does it say for Copycat, that He is so arrogant that He alone knows what is best for the wrestling business?"

The sport of professional wrestling survived for a hundred years before Copycat came alone, Aaron - it will survive for another hundred after the dust from His bones is gone.

"And - since I'm extrapolating--"

Big word, right?

"--from your tone that Copycat has yet to find a single individual, save Himself and you, who fit His definition of a man or woman worthy of survival in His utopia... what does it say about His destructive tendencies that if He had His way, He would raze the entirety of the Empire from the top to the bottom and then spread to other promotions to do the same?"

Like a virus.

"You can't have a wrestling industry without wrestlers... which is the biggest gaping maw in Copycat's vision of the future."

"Cleansing the business, Aaron? Sounds to me like His cleansing is more along the lines of the Ethnic variety. And that's an attitude that I can never get behind."

"You said that attitudes evolve. You're right."

"But Copycat's is still several million years away from an opposable thumb."

FADE
 

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<i>(We fade in on a shot of a darkened room, lit only by the glow of a computer monitor that faces stage right. Sitting at a chair in front of the desk on which the monitor sits is Aaron Jones. Jones gives a few keystrokes and a click of the mouse – presumably finishing whatever task he was working on – and turns his chair toward the camera)</i>

<b>Aaron Jones:</b> This is what He means when He refers to the unending self-absorption of today’s generation of competitors.

These competitors, when confronted with the charge that they are sacrificing the future of this business to further their own present ambitions, are always initially unwilling to believe it. Because they fail to see the destruction they are causing, they refuse to admit they are causing it – indeed, they refuse to believe it is happening at all, even as the evidence begins to pile up around them.

Very few would gleefully admit to the charges He levies. That would make things so much easier for Him – would make his efforts to show others the downward spiral this business has entered an extraordinarily simple task. Instead, they hide behind their own self-interests as the only important ones, holding up their commitments to those self-interests as some perverted alibi against the crimes of which He accuses them.

But He knows better. He sees through the lies they have bought into – and the lies they perpetrate themselves.

Your mind has been clouded, Impulse. Your gaze has narrowed, and the truth is blurred in your peripheral vision.

You’ve taken His vision and warped it so intensely in your mind that it would be unrecognizable to Him. You’ve convinced yourself that His vision is an end to all individuality, twisted it into a personal affront to you so that you might more forcefully oppose it.

This is a lie.

Individuality is a crucial component of His plan – indeed, His plan could not succeed without it. He wants to preserve this business, prevent the current generation from destroying it so that its members might enjoy one more fleeting moment of glory. How could He expect the business to thrive if everyone in it were merely a clone of Him?

Have you really so deluded yourself that you believe He could see success in a future of identical copies, all using the same moves, espousing the same attitudes, speaking the same words? Is this the length to which you are willing to go to demonize Him, to make Him out to be some sort of cruel tyrant rather than the only man willing to do what is necessary to save this industry?

You have spent too much time studying those who believe that those who are different from are wrong. You claim to be above that line of thinking – that you believe those who don’t align with your vision have a place in this business, just not one as important as yours – and that may be true. And yet it’s beyond your comprehension that He, too, might be above that line of thinking.

He does not ask that everyone do exactly as He does in every possible way. All He asks is that they not put their own goals above the future of this industry. And He has met nothing but resistance.

So many believe it to be their indisputable right to destroy this business for their own gain. And He is showing them, one by one, that this right is not theirs to exercise.

His vision includes people of your abilities, Impulse. It even includes people of your attitudes – those who believe a beautiful in-ring product should be among the top priorities of every competitor. You would not be so out of place in the future He envisions.

And yet you cling to your belief that His way is wrong. Why? Because some of the methods he uses are different from yours? You yourself said there is a place in this business for approaches different from yours.

The truth, Impulse, is that those you surround yourself with have manipulated you – made you believe that He is the one trying to destroy everything you love. You’ve even made things up in your head to further convince yourself of this point. Telling yourself that He is greedy and selfish, that He is threatening your way of life. Twisting His words to suit your own meanings, rather than truly listening to them.

Lies. He seeks only the salvation of this business. And while you have the luxury of being able to make your changes with nothing but in-ring acumen, the unwillingness of today’s generation to heed His words has forced Him to take more drastic measures.

You deny it, Impulse, but you have allies. Your allies are those who are willing to help build the future you want to build. Though they may oppose you in the ring, they share a common goal with you.

If He had such allies, He would have no need to commit atrocities such as He has committed. But the sad fact is that atrocity is the only thing that can move this self-absorbed generation of competitors.

His vision and yours are not mutually exclusive. There is a place for an Impulse in the future He envisions. And there is place for Him in the future you envision – if you were to study some of His matches, you might see that His huge array of moves makes Him more than suitable for a future that emphasizes in-ring product.

At Aggression 58, you have a choice. You have the opportunity to further your vision while helping Him preserve the future of this business.

See what He sees. I think you’ll find that if you widen your gaze, there is an undeniable truth to His words.

If, however, you choose to keep your gaze narrow, and continue trying to convince yourself that His way is wrong, believing the manipulations of others who would have you believe He is the agent of this industry’s destruction, rather than its savior – you will force His hand. He will have to treat you as He has treated so many in EPW who have refused to see what He sees.

Open your eyes, Impulse.

Or He will force them open.

<i>(Jones remains staring into the camera. A second or two later, on the other side of the computer monitor, Copycat comes into view, staring down at Jones. A split-second later, we cut to black)</i>
 

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(FADEIN on Aaron Jones.

Seriously.

On my television.

See what He sees. I think you’ll find that if you widen your gaze, there is an undeniable truth to His words.

If, however, you choose to keep your gaze narrow, and continue trying to convince yourself that His way is wrong, believing the manipulations of others who would have you believe He is the agent of this industry’s destruction, rather than its savior – you will force His hand. He will have to treat you as He has treated so many in EPW who have refused to see what He sees.

Open your eyes, Impulse.

Or He will force them open.


The end of his last statement. Yes, I just watched it. Twice.)

"I'm..."

Cough.

"I want to believe, Aaron."

Just like Mulder and Scully.

"But you're just not convincing enough without the powder blue suit, headset microphone, and toll free number to send our donations to ensure our salvation."

Plus you don't have enough of a good ol' boy southern twang to your voice.

"It's all about the presentation, and nobody wants a Savior who can't afford good lighting."

FADE
 

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