John Doe
The Anorexic Ethiopian
Whatever
FADE IN...
Adrian Willard, EPW backdrop.
Jason, as irrelevant as you are to this whole situation, as irrelevant as you are to Anarky, who would, will, and can crush you without possibly breaking a sweat, I will take my time to address you.
I didn't brag about my title. My title was a victory, it is a prize I have worked for, fought for and now earned.
I am grateful I have the Television Title. It's an honor to be named amongst GREAT champions like Layne Winters and Karl Brown.
Am I bragging to Anarky or Impluse regarding my belt?
No, Jason, my career and my title reign doesn't even hold up to theirs. What is there to brag about? Honestly, if you paid attention, the only thing I have stated is that now I sit amongst the name of champion. Where do you sit, Jason? Playing mind games and forcing your hand into the title situation?
I don't care about three matches, it doesn't prove my worth in this company. Sure, in three matches I have become a champion, but that is just one part of my continuing EPW career. This is just something to elevate me higher.
The purpose of me getting into a pissing match with Rich Mahogany is to prove a point. That point is he isn't all he makes himself out to be.
He pinned 'Nark, so what.
He's not the first nor last man that will pin Anarky.
When the belt is on the line, can he do it? Well, that shot isn't coming anytime soon even if he has pinned a former world champion and the current one.
States enough about his future here in this company and what Dan Ryan's plans for him are.
I proved myself to this company, because I don't give up. Because when things get tough I fight for what I want, I push myself to get there.
My eyes were set on proving a point, it wasn't about this title, it wasn't about some worthless belt I can have had made on any website.
It was the fact that Cameron Cruise was a sitting champion. He is, has been, and ever will be a waste of space, a waste of time.
Much like yourself, Jason.
A waste of breath, oxygen, and coherent thinking.
Don't get me wrong, I don't MIND blowing hot air from my lips to address you, but hell, this is the only way we can address you isn't?
As a normal every day decent wrestler. Not someone that actually deserves time with the belt or has banked a title shot, because you haven't done the most important word in that sentence.
You haven't EARNED it.
I am not talking about wasting your time in the ring like Cameron Cruise hoping that when you hit year three and Dan Ryan says you're a vet you get your shot. I am talking 'bout blood, sweat, and tears.
Impulse, has earned his belt.
Anarky, has earned his belt.
And I have earned my belt.
It doesn't matter how long you bleed, sweat or cry, but how hard you do.
And they way I see you it, Jason, you aren't even a dripping pipe.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN...
Adrian Willard, EPW backdrop.
Jason, as irrelevant as you are to this whole situation, as irrelevant as you are to Anarky, who would, will, and can crush you without possibly breaking a sweat, I will take my time to address you.
I didn't brag about my title. My title was a victory, it is a prize I have worked for, fought for and now earned.
I am grateful I have the Television Title. It's an honor to be named amongst GREAT champions like Layne Winters and Karl Brown.
Am I bragging to Anarky or Impluse regarding my belt?
No, Jason, my career and my title reign doesn't even hold up to theirs. What is there to brag about? Honestly, if you paid attention, the only thing I have stated is that now I sit amongst the name of champion. Where do you sit, Jason? Playing mind games and forcing your hand into the title situation?
I don't care about three matches, it doesn't prove my worth in this company. Sure, in three matches I have become a champion, but that is just one part of my continuing EPW career. This is just something to elevate me higher.
The purpose of me getting into a pissing match with Rich Mahogany is to prove a point. That point is he isn't all he makes himself out to be.
He pinned 'Nark, so what.
He's not the first nor last man that will pin Anarky.
When the belt is on the line, can he do it? Well, that shot isn't coming anytime soon even if he has pinned a former world champion and the current one.
States enough about his future here in this company and what Dan Ryan's plans for him are.
I proved myself to this company, because I don't give up. Because when things get tough I fight for what I want, I push myself to get there.
My eyes were set on proving a point, it wasn't about this title, it wasn't about some worthless belt I can have had made on any website.
It was the fact that Cameron Cruise was a sitting champion. He is, has been, and ever will be a waste of space, a waste of time.
Much like yourself, Jason.
A waste of breath, oxygen, and coherent thinking.
Don't get me wrong, I don't MIND blowing hot air from my lips to address you, but hell, this is the only way we can address you isn't?
As a normal every day decent wrestler. Not someone that actually deserves time with the belt or has banked a title shot, because you haven't done the most important word in that sentence.
You haven't EARNED it.
I am not talking about wasting your time in the ring like Cameron Cruise hoping that when you hit year three and Dan Ryan says you're a vet you get your shot. I am talking 'bout blood, sweat, and tears.
Impulse, has earned his belt.
Anarky, has earned his belt.
And I have earned my belt.
It doesn't matter how long you bleed, sweat or cry, but how hard you do.
And they way I see you it, Jason, you aren't even a dripping pipe.
FADE OUT.
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