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AGGRESSION 65: NON-TITLE - Animezing Dragons (cc) vs. Rezin & Anarky

JLevinson

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(FADEIN to an EPW logo. Standing in front of it is Anarky. He's wearing his skull facepaint, which is smeared badly, and his typical cutoff anarchy symbol t-shirt.)

ANARKY: "Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Once a grand vision, he stood before all of Empire Pro, the Sad King... and now... now he is but an opener for Aggression. How very sad for him. It must crush his once great spirit to know he has fallen so far.

"Or, y'know... maybe he doesn't give a f*ck."

(He smirks and takes a long swig of Hooker's Chocolate Truffle Stout by Munson's. He sighs with satisfaction.)

ANARKY: "Truth is, gentlemen... I quite like it here. People stopped talkin' to me all the time. They stopped worryin' about what I was doin' and went back to jerkin' themselves off on live television. Much prefer it this way, honestly.

"Some men... hell, most men... they crave the glory and attention. It fills up the empty spaces where their souls should be.

"Every moment is another opportunity to seek validation. To prove they are the best. They are The Chosen One. It is their story being told. And it always ends in a Happy Ending.

"Except it doesn't. That's not how the world works. It goes on and on and on. With or without us. The universe cares not whether it is the First or Cameron Cruise or Stalker or Sean Stevens. We are all just placeholders here until someone else comes along.

"Once you come to accept this... you can be free. You can breathe again. You can accept what you are and become something else.

"For Rezin... it fills him with hate. Disgust. Malice. I do not blame him.

"Some of them surely deserve to be punished. Their egos are grandiose monuments to their vanity and they should be reminded of their humanity once in awhile. There are perhaps few things less beautiful than watching a grown man realize that he is not special, he is not great, he is not unique... he is made of the same sh*t as everybody else.

"I can't say I agree with everything Rezin believes. Destroying the titles hardly matters. Reality hardly matters.

"Everybody's too insulated now. Their egos are incapable of being destroyed.

"Look at First. The man basically did anything and everything he could to win the title... and it took him three tries. And one match later he had tucked his tail and left Empire Pro behind.

"And now he's back and he thinks he's earned it all over again.

"He should know he's a coward, but he doesn't. He can't. It's not even possible.

"Like most men, First has already decided how the world is. The title is his because he's the best and therefore it MUST be his, and if it requires him to act desperately, to violate whatever sense of ethos he might've had... then so be it. All that matters is reinforcing his beliefs. His vanity. His ego.

"Even if I had destroyed him in that ring, it wouldn't matter. He'd have some excuse. Some lie he could tell to himself.

"So why bother, then? If we're all just wasting our time because everybody's too f*cking stupid and too f*cking vain... why do it at all?"

(He considers this and takes another sip of the stout, pondering the situation.)

ANARKY: "For Rezin... he attempts to destroy them. To mock them. To show them the error of their ways.

"For me, it's simpler. It's fun. It feels good. Nothing more, nothing less.

"See, there is a moment. A moment when doubt crawls into the back of the mind of even the most egotistical wrestlers, like Impulse or Stevens or Stalker. A moment when they start to wonder if everything they've told themselves is true.

"The fear. It sets in. In their eyes. It's beautiful.

"When they realize that all their talk won't stop your fists. That all their defense mechanisms can't halt your chair from breaking their back.

"In time... they come up with excuses and reasons. Whatever they need to do to convince themselves they truly are the best and this was simply an outlier... in time, their little protective bubble is recreated.

"But in that moment... the truth is there. They are scared and alone and human and weak and anything can happen.

"This is what I am. This is what I live for.

"I have no hate for you, Otaku. Nor you, Karl Brown. This is merely the beginning.

"It has to start somewhere. Retribution must be had. Everyone... everyone has to suffer a little. Us, too.

"I saw the truth after Russian Roullette. I saw precisely what kind of men I was surrounded by.

"When I was at the mountaintop, they told me I was weak because I didn't act as they believe I should act. Because I was not proud and because I was not TRYING to be proud.

"And then a fraud took it and they hailed him as the savior.

"What does it say about men that they prefer pride and dishonor to truth? What does it say about wrestlers who would rather a man scheme and connive and plan, rather than just fight?

"I don't know, my friends. But nothing surprises me anymore.

"These men are just all walking cadavers. One bad night away from an excuse and a hiatus.

"Not me. I'm here. Here on the undercard not fighting for titles I don't care for.

"And I am happy.

"Because at Aggression... the next chapter begins. I am once again reborn. I am once again... alive.

"In between these moments. Breathing in this humanity... this weakness.

"No one will escape. No one will be shown mercy.

"After all... we are all guilty.

"Every last one of us."

(FADEOUT.)
 

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[FADE IN to Animezing Dragon standing in front of an EPW backdrop, dressed casually]

Karl: Rezin and Anarky… amazing how similar views can be presented so differently. For years, I’ve been saying much the same thing about opponent after opponent. That they let their egos go unchecked, that they live their lives in their own little heavens just waiting for someone to tear down the thin veneer of rose-tinted glass.

Otaku: I never got that metaphor.

Karl: I think a lot of people found it overly flowery. I’ve looked around this company over the years, and I’ve seen the same kinds of people that Anarky describes. People who believe in the Hollywood ideal, where life is a film with them in the lead role. You’re right, Anarky. Sometimes people need to be shown a little glimpse of what they really are, to see themselves in a true mirror rather than a fanciful one, so they can see what they’re like as people. Someone like Rich Mahogany could do with that, someone like The First could certainly do with that. He could do with realising he’s no saviour. He’s no saint. He’s cut from the same greed-filled cloth as Sean Stevens, Cameron Cruise, and dozens of others.

But so are you, Anarky. Your motivations are different, sure. You aren’t motivated by titles. You aren’t motivated by being seen to be in the spotlight. But the greed you despise is there.

Otaku: Wait, what?

Karl: You’re the one who said what it was.

Otaku: OH! That! Yeah. I dunno, he’ll probably laugh and say we don’t know what we’re talking about.

Karl: Probably. Like a lot of people, Anarky won’t admit to something other than his own view being valid.

Otaku: True. I mean, Anarky-san, when we got backstage after the big eight man match, I looked back over what happened and realise you and Rezin, you just want to make Empire Pro what you want it to be. You want to create Empire Pro in your image, but both times I’ve been here it’s never been like that. Has it ever been like that, Dragon-domo?

Karl: The great thing about this company is it’s always grown organically. It’s never been about one person. Being World Champion never meant you were the absolute pinnacle, because the roster, up and down, was full of great wrestlers. Egos, yes, but that’s something you see in life. And life doesn’t bend to anyone’s will.

Otaku: Yeah. And look at Anarky-san. He’s glad he’s not a champion, I guess I can understand, you spent ages when you were hoping someone’d take the IC title from you, but then he goes on to complain about how it happened.

Karl: Anarky’s not going to like that part.

Otaku: Maybe not but maybe he should stop going on about The First if it really doesn’t bother him that he’s not the champion. Maybe he should keep quiet about it, but I think he’s too vain. I think he’s trying to manipulate the spotlight back onto himself. Because for all his talk of not liking being champion he did seem to enjoy being in the spotlight.

Karl: The spotlight’s a drug. I must admit from time to time even I’ve enjoyed being in it.

Otaku: Yeah but you’ve been upfront about it. Anarky-san’s going on about frauds and how he was told he wasn’t what people expected as a champion and retribution, he’s as big a fraud as First-baka!

Karl: I’m wondering something.

Otaku: Yeah?

Karl: Should I add a disclaimer saying your views aren’t necessarily my views.

Otaku: I’m not afraid of a bully.

Karl: I guess I can see why you’d think Anarky’s a bully. But that’s giving him too much credit. He may like that moment of fear, and he’s probably going to say something along the lines of you and I are going to have that beautiful, sweet look in our eyes when we realise what we’re up against, but… I’ve wrestled Anarky before, and I’m still here, the same non-plussed feelings about facing him as I had back then. There’s nothing in the world worth worrying so much about that you fear it.

Otaku: Yes! I was hoping for something profound, man. Nice one!

Karl: I’m glad you approve.

Otaku: Anarky-san and Rezin-san, if they think they’re gonna waltz over us and move on to build Empire Pro in their image or destroy it, they’re wrong!

Karl: You think they’re going to care that we’re not going to roll over and let them win?

Otaku: They won’t care but reality is going to prove them wrong if they think it’s going to be easy! We’re two time tag champs for a reason! Yeah!

Karl: Besides us losing the titles once and winning them back, you mean?

Otaku: Cynic!

Karl: Yup.

Otaku: This may be non-title, but we’ve gotta take this seriously, Dragon-domo!

Karl: I always take matches seriously. Anarky and Rezin, you’re in for a shock if you think that retribution starts here. Even if you do manage to win, it won’t be the utter victory you seem to crave. I’ve faced you before, Anarky, and I’m still here. I’ll be here the following Aggression, too.

In short, your quest for retribution? Doesn’t start this week.

[FADE…]

Voice: Next time on Animezing Dragon…

Otaku: The world is in chaos… empires are crumbling… but a new light shines through the anarchy!

Next time on Animezing Dragon, New Hope – the World Reborn!

Karl: Why so dark and sombre?

Otaku: Wanted to give something else a try. You like?

Karl: Nope.

Otaku: Spoilsport.

[END]
 

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(FADEIN to an almost empty field of grass which seems to stretch on and on forever in every direction. The sky is overcast and the trees sway with strong gusts of wind. In the middle of the field sits Anarky, on a log. Smoking a cigarette.)

ANARKY: “The thing about hanging out with someone like Rezin is that sometimes you end up in the middle of a f*cking field on a Sunday afternoon and you're not totally sure how you got there but you're pretty sure there shouldn't be that much blood in a pig.

“Truth is... guys like Rezin, well. They say a lot of pretty off-the-wall sh*t. I don't want to imply that the man consumes a large amount of narcotics, but, er... well, hey, so, how about that spring training, eh?

“Now, guys, I understand you're a little skeptical of this whole.... redesigning EPW plan. I admit, it sounds pretty terrible. I mean, Copycat just spent the better part of a year trying to save EPW from itself, right?

“And Rezin, well, Rezin thinks if we just go ahead and win every title and then vacate it, everybody will learn a valuable lesson about being giant douchenozzles. Or something. It's unclear to me which part of his plan involves people like Impulse and Rich Mahogany suddenly becoming self-aware enough to understand their flawed hunanity... but.. it's a thought.

“Still, you have to admire his gumption, don't you?

“Me, well... I don't really buy that. I don't think EPW can be remade into my creation.

“But as you said, Karl... EPW is an organism. A living, breathing thing. A tapestry woven by the inmates of the asylum. We shape it. We change it.

“Are are its blood.

“And the blood must flow.

“Perhaps it won't change anything to beat Impulse into within an inch of his life, leaving him broken on the side of the ring, for an evening, at least... or perhaps I'm just trying to regain my spotlight by calling out The First.

“Or, perhaps there's some kind of... other explanation.

“Like maybe I just can't help myself. Maybe every time The First or Rich Mahogany or Impulse or Sean Stevens opens their mouth, every fiber of my being screams out to slap the ceaseless stream of sh*t spewing forth from their egomaniacal mouths....

“I'm not a bad person. I just take pleasure in hurting people who say dumb things. Which is, unfortunately, just about everybody.

“I'm sure I'm guilty, too, so it'll have to be someone else's job to kick my ass every once in awhile. Rezin will probably do it if I ask him to.

“But in the end, Karl... Otaku... it isn't about destroying you. I'm not so vain as Stalker as to believe I can control people's careers in such a way.

“So continue to be non-plussed, Karl. Continue to be unintimidated, Otaku.

“You both seem so utterly unconcerned. After all, what are you worried about? Your titles aren't even on the line.

“You see before you a man desperately seeking the spotlight. Someone who needs the attention. Because you can't understand any other way. You've been conditioned for so long that you find it impossible that I simply do... not... care.

“It wouldn't matter if anybody showed up to me, boys. I don't need those dumbf*cks or their money to slap the taste out of someone's mouth. Heck, I'd kick the sh*t out of half the pr*cks in this league for free, but don't tell my boss.

“At the end of the day... you gotta accept what you are.

“I'm just a guy who likes to punch people until the horrible word vomit coming out of them finally stops and they're realizing the horrible mistakes they've made to think they were beautiful and special just because their mommies and daddies told them so.

“People keep trying to tell me what I'm SUPPOSED to be and SUPPOSED to care about.

“So f*ck all of those people. Including you two.

“For thinking you know me or understand me. That you can just sum me up in a little conspiracy theory.

“You ain't walked a mile in my shows, boys, and trust me, you couldn't.

“But at Aggression... you are going to remember. That I am not a man who seeks spotlights... but my violence is so great that spotlights merely follow me.

“This is merely the first act in our play, gentlemen. The prologue to our madness.

“Please, please... sit back... enjoy the ride.

“And if you open your eyes and ears, you might just learn something.”

(FADEOUT.)
 

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(CUE UP: "The Cry of Melora" by Black Cobra.)

(FADE IN: The camera opens on what appears to be your standard EPW banner backdrop, only it's splattered in a black, viscous substance. The famed Escape Artist of professional wrestling stands before the backdrop, greeting the camera with his back.)

Rezin
Karl... Otaku... can I let you guys in on a secret?

(He turns around to face the camera, revealing that he's in the middle of smoking a one-hitter packed with even more resin. Black smoke seeps through the cracks of his teeth as his jagged grin finds the camera.)

Rezin
Being the Tag Team Champions of Empire Pro in this day of age is hardly anything to be proud about, and the only reason you guys even carry those belts is because there's nobody left to challenge you.

I mean, look at the sad state of affairs that is EPW's once illustrious tag division: Team VIAGRA is gone... Eddie Burns and Layne Winters are missing in action... and the Dangle Brothers have made it clear they're only interested in singles ventures. The competition just isn't there anymore... and rather than looking like a dominant team, you guys look like two sad chumps with nothing better to do than to grudgingly step in and fill a void.

New teams will always come, but they will always quickly go, because it's been sickeningly obvious to everyone for years... the tag scene here at Empire is a JOKE.

I guess that makes you two a couple of regular comedians.

(He chuckles with excessive delight, making a dry and raspy sound that is unpleasant on the ears.)

Rezin
Honestly, I have to ask... what's even the point in carrying those titles? What REWARD is there in saying you represent this federation's once esteemed tag division?

It's not 2004 anymore. Max and Jecht are gone, and still people call ME the quitter. The competition won't ever come back, and every day you guys waste as Tag Team Champions, you miss out on time that could be better spent doing more productive things in that ring.

At Aggression 64, I gave you the guys the opportunity to free yourselves of the burden of carrying those titles. I gave YOU, Karl Brown, the chance to go back to doing something USEFUL with your career in this federation... and I gave YOU, Otaku, the chance to do something on your own. All you had to do was lay the belts on the mat and walk away... THAT'S IT! Nothing hard or complicated about that. Yet still, the two of you stubbornly rejected my offer...

Unfortunately, that was the one and only freebie you'll ever get out of me. From here on out, the sh*t gets real... and as long as you remain champions from this point on, wasted time off your career will be the LEAST of your concerns.

You guys have have gotten through one-on-one encounters with the likes of 'Nark and me in the past... but the both of us together? We're like Hurricane Katrina and the Hiroshima bombing all wrapped together into one big package of destructive power! We don't "waltz" over anybody -- we friggin' STEAMROLL their b*tch-asses!

It doesn't really matter if the titles are on the line or not. Once that bell rings, all you guys should be worrying about is SURVIVING to the next show! If we don't break your bodies, we'll break your MINDS... and we'll see how much longer you'll go on as champs when the realization sets in that your only rewards will be pain and suffering.

(He lets out another raspy chuckle, like nails on a chalkboard, and after taking another hit from his onie, we slowly fade to black.)
 

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