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All New Everything? So Says Mack Brody in an Exclusive Interview

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All New Everything?

Sometimes when things don’t appear to be going your way, change is in order. At least, that’s what jOlt Superstar, Mack Brody, has been saying. Recently falling on a bit of hard times with the breakup of perhaps one of wrestling’s most dominant tandems, the Heirs of Wrestling, Brody is now a man alone. But that doesn’t put a stop to the big man’s positive mindset outside of the ring.

“Yeah, like I said, things could be going better,” Brody said to Angelo James, one of our reporters for jOltwrestling.com. “I came closer than ANYBODY and took more than ANYBODY ever has fighting Omega for the Fearless Title, but at the end of the day, I didn’t get the job done. Frank and Ryan are now at each other’s throats and I made a promise to let Ryan handle his business. The ex-best friend left me to get crippled by The Dead Cell, who have also been gunning for me all because I pulled a fast one on them several months ago. Pietro Geist, another man I once called a friend, is running with those assholes now. So right now, life is one big heaping helping of a shit sandwich and I have nothing to wash it down with. But I didn’t want to get some words with you guys just to have some crybaby talk show moment.”

When asked about why he wanted to have a word with jOltwrestling.com, Mack Brody was quick to get to the nitty-gritty.

“It’s clear that what I have going on right now – as much success as I’ve had so far as a singles star – isn’t working on some level. I’m the guy that’s ALWAYS on the cusp, but I’m the guy that doesn’t get to the top for one reason or another. I can blame it on my own inner turmoil, I can blame it on outside forces, but the blame has to start with me. Something needs to change. That’s why I’m declaring that right here, “Midas” Mack Brody is saying his goodbyes.”

When Brody was done laughing at Angelo James’ jaw dropping on the floor, he was quick to clarify.

“No, I don’t mean I’m leaving, you silly little bastard,” Brody said. “That moniker, I’ve had for years when I was a member of the Heirs when we were obsessed with riches. Gold. The ladies… Okay, still all about dat ass. But eventually you have to grow, and from there, you have to change. That’s why after this interview, the change starts.”

The man nicknamed SuperMack by the jOlt fanbase continued.

“My greatuncle, Rodney, was recently diagnosed with cancer, so I’ve made a decision to donate my signature locks to the Locks of Love foundation. The hair’s the first thing to go. I’ve got other changes already planned and by the time I face off against Azreal on iNtense this Sunday, he’ll be looking at an All-New Everything.”

Brody concluded the interview with some words about what we can expect from The Man Called SuperMack going forward.

“After my setback at Breakdown, I’ve been studying tapes and looking to add new tricks to my arsenal. If Pietro or Azreal or whichever one of those emo fucktards want to test me on iNtense, I’ve got a secret weapon I’ve been working on and now’s as good a time as any to try it out. I’m ready for whatever The Dead Cell is gonna bring.”

Watch this Sunday on iNtense as Mack Brody goes one-on-one against the Dead Cell’s beast, Azreal! Omega picks the poison for his Rise Of The Legends opponent, “jOlt’s Last Real Champion” Jeremy Ryan! All this and much, much more on the next episode of iNtense, live from the Orleans Arena in Paradise, Nevada!
 

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