Back-To-School-Night.

[TSiegel]

(Fadein, a playground in Jacksonville, North Carolina. A familiar figure we all know as Cameron Cruise is seen resting on a bench watching childeren play. He's wearing a pair of black jeans, and a shirt with the words "Pissing off the planet, one person at a time." on the front, and as always, his trademark Anarchy shades.)

CC: It's sometimes mind-boggling how you can take the work that you do, and you can connect it to the simple things in life such as...well say this see-saw here (gestures to a see-saw).

As you can see it takes two people to make what the intended entertainment happen. It goes up one end, goes down the other.

Then there's this slide. You climb up a ladder and let out a JJ Deville-ish shrill as you go down the other end.

Every one of these things have a purpose for entertaining but one: The Merry-Go-Round. You spin around in a circle until you vomit.

I ever wanted to vomit that bad, I'd go watch two good-looking women hoark down Sardines, and put in a Richard Simmons video.

To get to the point of the matter, "Stuff" happens. You win some, you lose some. Get over it, move on.

(Gestures to himself)

Me? I'm movin' on. But you Tom Adler, are in for the ride of your life, because I guarantee this to be a match where someone's going to catching a beating bad enough to vomit. My question to you is this:

Do you really think that I'm going to let that be me?

(fade)

 

[TWhitefield]

Ya know, Cameron, I was gonna come up with a clever headline for this, but I figured yours said volumes.

You see, because while you've been spending time playing recess games with drop outs and imigrants who can barely spell their name without an interpreter, I've been doing exactly what I said I'd do.

Now, do I think you're just gonna let me beat you until you blow chunks? As WWEsque as that may be at the moment, no, I don't suspect you will. But then, I don't exactly think that's crucial to winning the match, now is it.

-Adler

 

[TSiegel]

The few and the proud....

Ya know Adler, it's times like these when I'd really wish I could say "Gee, how come he's the only person that sees it that way?"' But I just can't do it. I can't do it Adler because I've seeing that way for so long....You're just missing the boat.

You tell people that it's the people who can't compete with ?? That while people have been jaw-jacking over pitiful-CRAP, you've been biding your time waiting for the right shot? Wrong again, Mr. Wizard. If you don't know already, then you better go back and catch the tapes. I did that long ago against that punk Alex Wylde, which was picture perfect timing I might add, but that punk Captain Insecticide had to ruin it all and stick his fat head in my business at A2K. That's okay, because sooner or later he'll get his.

You're right in one aspect though. You're damn right we've got unfinished business. I've been waiting while you wasted time with Triple Zero, to scratch the mark in the ''draw '' column and fixate it in the ''win'' column, ever since our little matchup a few months back.

Do I intend to make you vomit ala WWE?? No, not at all. But, I do intend to bring you immense pain, as I'm sure you will in turn. As far as worrying about that name plate...hold off just abit, because it would be just horrid for the techies to have to pry yours off so soon. You never know what can happen.

-Cruise

 

[TWhitefield]

Getting fewer by the second

Cam, let's do each other a favor and skip over the "I've been screwed more than you" rap sheets. Because it's a worthless venture. And, quite frankly, it's an area where you simply cannot win.

And further, I couldn't give a care less about your woes with Wylde. You aren't getting this match because I feel some sort of dejected kinship. Sorry, but if you're looking for somebody to "feel your pain," get Bill Clinton a check for a couple of million bucks and a cheap camera op and I'm sure he'll be more than thrilled to oblige.

No, Cruise, you can't come out here and wonder why I'm the only one who sees things as I do with respect to you because you'd look like a fool if you did. Let's be honest here for a second. There were certainly other people I could be wrestling. You're getting the shot because I'm one of the few people around here at the moment to toss you enough credit to give it to ya. So do me the common courtesy of returning a little of that respect by not wasting my time with petty threats about pain, blues, and agony. I've heard 'em all before.

-Adler

 

[TSiegel]

RE: Getting fewer by the second

''So do me the common courtesy of returning a little of that respect by not wasting my time with petty threats about pain, blues, and agony. I've heard 'em all before.''

Ýou want respect from me? You want me to give you the compassion and sincerity of a man who once tried to take a low-down-dirty-rotten bastard of a kid, and become as Bill Buckley once called it, á Cinderlla team", in a tag team tournament for the titles. From one time, a man who tried to take things by the book and within every detail.

Too damn bad.

I've been giving respect for years, and respect in turn, hasn't given me much back. Is it because I'm in fits of rage from time to time, that Merritt won't do me the right thing, by doing what he has been in the past: Giving me a fair chance. Because you see, I've never changed my tenacity, my ambition for what I have to bring to the ring. Not before I won the Presidential title...*MY* title...that's around YOUR waist, and certainly not after Óld Man Glory', screwed me out of it.. To tell the truth, I don't think I ever will.

Don't waste you're time with petty threats and promises? Ya know, for a second you almost make me sound just that little runt, Plett. But you see, the difference between that butt-ugly-freak, and myself, is this: I pick my fights and only one at a time. It's true, I'm not Mike Randalls and can take on the whole CSWA roster, if I so feel the opportunity, I'm not that stupid.

No, Adler, just like the first time we faced off in the ring, everything you do, you're gonna have to get everything from me old fashioned: by EARNING IT...THE HARD WAY.

-Cruise

 

[TWhitefield]

RE: Getting fewer by the second

Cameron, I don't need your sincerity and I couldn't care less about compassion.

Let's you and I come to a bit of an understanding, ok? I don't care about your woes with Merritt, Plett, Wylde, the pink and yellow midget, the one eyed-five horned flying purple people eater, or Santa Clause. I'm not gonna be your therapist... and I'm damn sure not gonna be your vindication.

Merritt doesn't give you a fair chance at things? Here's a news flash for ya. Merritt never does ANYTHING fair... unless it suits him or the CSWA. Sorry, pal, that's the way things work in this business. It's served him well for thirteen years and I doubt a revelation is in his future any time soon. So, if this bug you've got up your ass is about that, get over it.

Beyond that, let's make one other thing clear. Unlike a lot of people, and contrary to what some may have you believe, I earn EVERYTHING I get in this life. Including this (pointing to the Presidential belt). And, sorry, but it's not YOUR belt. It's mine. And it's you who are gonna have to prove otherwise.

 

[TSiegel]

Say what???

You know, that's a pretty nice bit of talk from someone trying to play the hero...which also happens to be someone who can't quite keep his nose out of his opponents' business.

You earn everything in life.

What a crock of (bleep).

Adler, the only way I see that you got that title...and yes, it is *my* title, seeing as that the "Greatest American Geezer" caused me to lose it to Aaron Douglas as an UN-OFFICIAL REFEREE at A2K. Had that chump not stuck his nose in my business...much like you did Seans...I would still be and perhaps THE GREATEST Presidential Champion here today. And you, my technically sound pal, would still be hanging back a spectator, watching me give that belt some of the credibility and recognition that it duely deserves.

You earn everything.

Do me a favor, quit gagging, and take that spoon from out of your mouth Houdini, because that steam-piled load of crap isn't making you sound any sweeter. As a matter of fact, while you're doing that, go grab a tape...any CSWA tape...and try to find ANY match in which I got involved in, and pushed aside women in attempt to beatdown the champ. I doubt you'll find any, not to mention any tapes that have the tide turned and have not just the champion, but the CHALLENGER TEAM TOGETHER to beat me down.

(chuckles) Which, now that I think about it, made you look like a COMPLETE ASS!

You earn everything.

Video tape has evidence that we went to a time-limit-draw the last time...come Primetime at the 'OK Corral', my guns will be locked, cocked, and ready to fire like an old-school 'Tommy-Gun'.

I have every intention of not hesitating to fire Tommy-boy...but if you show up with little Cap Guns....I 've got an extra clip ready to go.

Hell, I'll do you this much...You beat me for *my* title at Primetime, I'll be man enough to stand up and shake your hand, and I'll stay off the Presidential circuit for no less than six months.

Why?

Because I've done everything morally-correct that I've said I would thus far as a TRUE athlete of the sport.

It's a shame you can't.

-Cruise

 

[TWhitefield]

I'll Say It Again

Ummm, excuse me, Cam, but when, exactly, did I come out here pretending to be the Hero? Sorry, that's somebody else's gimmick.

And you can piss and moan all you want about Hornet, Douglas, and anybody else you wanna blame for your losses, but the fact of the matter is that you lost and I didn't.

And, while you're at it, save the morality lecture for somebody who actually thinks you're in a position to deliver one. Because I didn't see you standing up and criticizing Stevens for claiming a win with my foot on the rope. And I sure as hell didn't see you intervening on the side of righteousness when Ivy went searchin' for some new jewels in my crotch against Flair or whacked me across the back with a chair in the battle royal.

No, you practice the same brand of moral relativism that everybody else does. The Morality Of Convenience. So save the sermon, Reverend Holiday. Because you're congregation isn't buying it. And if my adherence to "An Eye For An Eye" type of justice offends your moral sensibilities, that's just too bad. I never claimed to be politically correct, either.

As for your offer? You can do whatever you want, if you think it's gonna give you a leg up in this match, you're wrong. Because it's not like I have a shortage of competitors to deal with should you suddenly disappear from the picture.

-Adler