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Name:"CAPITAL" CONNIE SWAGGART
Height: 5'8
Weight:143
Age: 28
Hails From: Palo Alto, CA
Music: "Beautiful World" by Devo
Gimmick: Host of interview segment CAPITAL SESSION. "CAPITAL SEEEE-OOOOOHHH-ENN-ENN-AYYYYE-EEEEEE...SWWWAAAAAAGGGAAAAARRRRRTTT"
Physical Appearance: Short, skinny white dude with black, neatly combed hair, a white smile and a fake tan. He wears glasses, and open neck button down shirts tucked into black dress pants.
Personality: President and CEO of Con Capital. He's the typical real estate con-man hyping "No Money Down" investment scams and various pyramid schemes on late-night infomercials, ala Dean Graziosi, Carleton Sheets, and so many others. Condescending, disingenuous, facetious. Talks REAAAL SLOOOW so all the average people can understand him. Constantly patting beads of sweat off his forehead with a handkerchief. Think Brother Love meets infomercial con man.
Height: 5'8
Weight:143
Age: 28
Hails From: Palo Alto, CA
Music: "Beautiful World" by Devo
Gimmick: Host of interview segment CAPITAL SESSION. "CAPITAL SEEEE-OOOOOHHH-ENN-ENN-AYYYYE-EEEEEE...SWWWAAAAAAGGGAAAAARRRRRTTT"
Physical Appearance: Short, skinny white dude with black, neatly combed hair, a white smile and a fake tan. He wears glasses, and open neck button down shirts tucked into black dress pants.
Personality: President and CEO of Con Capital. He's the typical real estate con-man hyping "No Money Down" investment scams and various pyramid schemes on late-night infomercials, ala Dean Graziosi, Carleton Sheets, and so many others. Condescending, disingenuous, facetious. Talks REAAAL SLOOOW so all the average people can understand him. Constantly patting beads of sweat off his forehead with a handkerchief. Think Brother Love meets infomercial con man.