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Champ Speaks to Dannyboy

Chad

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[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-19-02 AT 01:18 AM (EDT)](The CSWA camera crew sets up in the 'media room' of Hornet's home. A segment producer directs the activities of a cameraman, a sound engineer, and a lighting tech. Hornet walks in.)

Producer: Hi, Mr. Hornet. I hope you don't mind...

Hornet: What? The fact that you barged into my home?

Producer: Your staff let us in. Mr. Merritt asked us to...

Hornet: I know..."Mr. Merritt" wants me to cut a promo for FISH FUND. I tell you what, I've got three opponents, I'll cut three.

Producer: Three? But I don't think we have...

Hornet: (to the cameraman) Bob?

Cameraman: Yeah, H?

Hornet: Are we set?

Cameraman: Whenever you're ready...

Producer: Wait a sec...

Hornet: Promo one in three...two... one.

(Hornet stares straight into the camera for three seconds, then grins.)

"A simple problem," Dan? Evan Aho walked into the GXW for a one-night return. He did a favor for Kin Hiroshi, and for Chad Dupree, by bringing up the star level for a night. Both fortunately and unfortunately, Evan's not a political animal. He didn't see the huge snare he was walking into.

You attacked him from behind, then delivered a speech running down the CSWA. And you made sure to mention me, didn't you?

Honestly, Dannyboy, I could care less about the problems you have with Evan Aho. But the fact is, he's the CSWA World Champion. And you made it very clear that that's your real goal... not to simply pay Aho back for his 'defection' two years ago, not simply to assuage your jealousy over the fact that while Aho has gone on to bigger and better, you're still steaming over going 0 for 3 in the Greensboro Title Tournament... your real goal is to run down the CSWA, including me.

Funny, isn't it? For all the big talk about showing Aho up, you haven't laid a finger on him since you walked into a CSWA arena, have you? In fact, you haven't had much luck at all, except for laying out Carl Brigsby. And most of the fans can do that.

I didn't open up the can of worms, Ryan. You did when you decided to use Aho as bait. You wanna take down the CSWA, Ryan? You wanna prove that the gold you're afraid to bring into the back with you is worth something? Then you've got to go through me. And if you can get your big smelly carcass past me, then you've got to get by Trip. And if somehow you get past Trip, then Shane Southern's waiting to take you down.

You can dish all the dirt you want, Dannyboy. You can pimp all the prostituted GXW you want. But the story remains the same... you don't have a chance to get the job done.

One last point, Dan. Like I said...you can whine, you can dish dirt, but when you start threatening a woman, you show your true 'GXW class.' There are going to be at least two guys in that ring at FISH FUND making sure you don't lay a hand on Ivy, and I'm willing to bet even Shane would make sure that doesn't happen. Not that Ivy can't take of herself... but I've learned it pays to be prepared.

So understand this... if you go after Ivy yourself, if you even think about sending someone after her... you won't make it out of the arena by your own power.

And if you really think that's an idle threat, Dan, then go have somebody do some research for you.

(After three seconds of silence, Hornet gives a 'cut' motion to the cameraman and leans back.)

Hornet: One down, two to go.

Producer: I'm not sure. Mr. Merritt didn't say....

Hornet: Hey kid, why don't you go have a cup of coffee.

Producer: But I don't think....

Hornet: I'm sure Chad didn't hire you to think. Just take it easy. Tell Chad he got three promos for the price of one. Oh, and be sure to tell him that if he sends you to barge into my house again, he's gonna have a lot of real expensive equipment to replace.

(The cameraman covers a snicker as he gets set for promo number two.)
 

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