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BRANDON JACOBS: FALLS ON THE MALL PART II!
JONATHAN MARX: I am a wrestler, I love wrestling, but the Falls Count Anywhere on the Mall match remains one of my favorite WFW matches ever. It was one of the defining moments in Psycho’s career and despite this being punishment by Wink, I am really glad Psycho is in it this year because he was part of that match being as great as it was.
BRANDON JACOBS: That was a much different Psycho, he may have still been a rough and tough wrestler, but he has fallen in league with LOVE where he has really raised his game up a notch in what he will do in order to win a match.
VIC WATERS: I really don’t think Psycho has changed so much, it just the way that the fans perceive him.
JONATHAN MARX: This is going to be quite a challenge for Psycho to walk out of this elimination match WFW North American Champion. On one hand, you have Rat Fink, who is probably the best BAD World Heavyweight Champion in the modern era. On another, you have El Arco Iris who is one of the best lightweight wrestlers in the world. Plus you can’t count out Pulsar to make an impact. They say the best is a constantly moving target, as good as someone may be at something, there is always another someone preparing to take that title away, and sometimes it is not the one you expect.
BRANDON JACOBS: I totally agree. As great as Psycho was going into that four way last year, Gideon was giving Doc fits, Shawn Hart looked like he was set to win his first WFW World Heavyweight Title once and for all, and Doc went in as champion and many people thought he’d figure out a way to retain. Psycho shocked the world with what he did and he is going to have a hell of a fight to keep that title here tonight as Doc did in the same position last year.
VIC WATERS: Doc didn’t just lose that match, he was eliminated first when they all grouped up on him to take him out. Psycho could meet that same fate.
JONATHAN MARX: One only knows what could happen tonight, things should be quite interesting.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, the time for waiting is over, lets send this one down to ringside and get this one underway!
(CUEUP: “Whiskey in a Jar” by Metallica)
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE ON THE MALL ELIMINATION ELIMINATION MATCH! Introducing first participant, from Australia, the current NWL International Champion, standing at over 6’3, PULSAR!
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ulsar receives a huge roar from the crowd as he comes down to the aisle and enters the ring::(CUEUP: “Megalomaniac” by KMFDM)
RING ANNOUNCER: The second man of this four way elimination match, the leader of the New Age Revolution and the former BAD World Heavyweight Champion, RAT FINK!
::Rat Fink walks down to the ring wearing his “LOVE Sucks” t-shirt with a cheesy robot Bushbot and attempts to enter the ring:: :
(CUEUP: “Tunak Tunak Tun” by Dahler Mendhi)
RING ANNOUNCER: The third man of this four way elimination and one of the best lightweight wrestlers in the world and the champion of children all of the world, hailing from over the rainbow, the Prince of Prismatic, EL ARCO IRIS!
::El Arco Iris walks down to a huge pop from the crowd, dozens of children can been seen in the crowd wearing El Arco Iris masks, and enters the ring::
(CUEUP: "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne)
RING ANNOUNCER: And last but not least, the man who won last year’s Falls on the Mall and the man who is defending his WFW North American Title here tonight, the current WFW North American Champion, PSYCHO!
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sycho walks down to the ring to the boos for the crowd::*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK, EL ARCO IRIS, AND PULSAR ALL RUSH PSYCHO AS HE TRIES TO ENTER THE RING AND THEY KNOCK HIM OFF THE RING APRON! All three are bailing out to the floor and Psycho just got up and jumped the guardrail to get away!
VIC WATERS: This is too unfair, this is what they did to Doc last time. They ganged up on him to get him out of the match first to make sure one of them walked out champion.
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is the top dog and it always wise to get the top dog out when you are fresh. It just a good strategy…
BRANDON JACOBS: ALL THREE ARE CROSS OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND THEY ARE HEADED INTO THE AUDIENCE TOWARDS THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT! Rat Fink grabs a chair from a fan and he hurls it at Psycho…. IT CLOCKS RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND HE FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND!
JONATHAN MARX: I bet you wish he was pitching for the Yankees the way they pitched tonight against Cleveland.
VIC WATERS: 22-0 in a regular season game, wake me up when the Red Sox are in the World Series and stop bothering me.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK, PULSAR, AND EL ARCO IRIS GATHER AROUND PSYCHO ARE THEY ARE ALL TAKING SHOTS KICKING HIM! Rat Fink rips the title out of Psycho’s hands and he is telling Pulsar to hold Psycho up.
JONATHAN MARX: Give them a beating Rat Fink!
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK TAKES THE BELT AND HE SMASHES PSYCHO IN THE HEAD IT AND PSYCHO FALLS DOWN LIKE HE WAS SHOT!
VIC WATERS: This is all one huge conspiracy against Psycho…
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho causes all of these problems by himself and now he has to pay the price.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK JUMPS ON TOP OF PSYCHO AND HE IS BEATING HIM WITH CLOSED SHOTS RIGHT TO THE HEAD AS PULSAR AND EL ARCO IRIS ARE ROOTING HIM ON!
JONATHAN MARX: Rat Fink has himself his own miniature army right now!
VIC WATERS: How is that different than any other match?
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink is instructing Pulsar to get him a chair…. PULSAR GRABS A CHAIR FROM THE FAN AND HE PUTS IT ON PSYCHO’S FACE AS INSTRUCTED!
JONATHAN MARX: What could they be planning here?!
VIC WATERS: Who knows with these three.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK IS TELLING EL ARCO IRIS AND PULSAR TO MOVE AWAY…. RAT FINK IS BACKING UP….. RAT FINK RUNS TOWARDS PSYCHO AND HE JUMPS UP IN THE AIR FOR A SENTON SPLASH ON THE FACE OF PSYCHO BUT PSYCHO MOVES OUT THE WAY LAST MINUTE!
VIC WATERS: Damn, that would been awesome if he hit it.
JONATHAN MARX: Rat Fink looks like he bruised his tailbone when he landed.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar is rushing over to Rat Fink…. Pulsar extends a hand to Rat Fink… NO HE PICKS HIM UP AND HITS HIM WITH AN ATOMIC DROP TO FURTHER WORK ON THAT INJURED TAILBONE OF HIS! Meanwhile, Psycho is crossing the street which is blocked off and he is headed to the Washington MONUMENT!
VIC WATERS: Psycho knows that the strategy of this match is to last as long as possible by keeping yourself out of dangerous situations.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS IS RUNNING AFTER PSYCHO AND HE TACKLES HIM RIGHT ON THE CEMENT WALKWAY AROUND THE MONUMENT!
JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris is as fast they come. Only one who is faster than him is Felix Red and that is saying something.
VIC WATERS: My god, I haven’t seen El Arco Iris this angry in a long time.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS AND PSYCHO AND SCUFFLING ON THE GROUND AS PEOPLE MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! Pulsar has Rat Fink by the hair and he is leading him across to street towards the Washington Monument.
JONATHAN MARX: This is getting out of control…
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR WHIPS RAT FINK FACE FIRST INTO THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT AND RAT FINK FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND! El Arco Iris is on top of Psycho and he is trying to pull the mask off in an attempt to expose him like he was exposed.
VIC WATERS: That isn’t very nice.
JONATHAN MARX: LOVE is the same group which threatened to kill a poor animal in order to get a title shot at Manson. They deserve everything they get.
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR COVERS RAT FINK! The ref goes down for the count! 1-------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------ RAT FINK KICKS OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: Pulsar is going to have to do a lot more to Rat Fink to keep him down.
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink has been waiting for a WFW North American Title shot for a long time.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar picks Rat Fink up off the ground…. RAT FINK BOLTS UP AND HE STARTS WAILING AWAY AT PULSAR SENDING HIM STAGGERING BACK! Rat Fink charges and HITS PULSAR WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK AND PULSAR HITS HIS HEAD HARD ON THE PAVEMENT AS HE FALLS OVER EL ARCO IRIS AND PSYCHO ON THE GROUND!
JONATHAN MARX: Cement is very unforgiving, but Pulsar got thrown off a ship and came back, Pulsar will make it back.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO THUMBS EL ARCO IRIS IN THE EYE AND HE PUSHES HIM OFF OF HIM! Psycho is getting back up… HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT RAT FINK IS BEHIND!
VIC WATERS: Turn around Psycho!
JONATHAN MARX: You would be better off telling him to run.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho hears a noise behind and turns around…. RAT FINK KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND HITS HIM WITH THE FALCON’S ARROW RIGHT INTO THE CONCRETE! Rat Fink goes for pinfall and the ref goes down for the count! 1----------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------------ PSYCHO GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!
VIC WATERS: Thank god.
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho knows what happened to Doc, he isn’t going to let it happen to him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink gets up and he pulls Psycho up by the mask off the ground…. WAIT A SECOND, EL ARCO IRIS COMES FROM BEHIND PSYCHO AND ATTEMPTS TO ROLL HIM UP! The ref goes down for the count! 1-----------------------------------------2---------------------------- PSYCHO KICKS OUT AGAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: They have Psycho on the ropes and now they are going for the kill.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK AND EL ARCO IRIS PICK UP PSYCHO AND THEY WHIP HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE WASHINGTON MONUMNET! Psycho is clutching his back and he looks like is in an awful lot of pain.
VIC WATERS: A bad back is nothing to mess with in a match like this because if you can’t move around, you are a sitting duck.
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR IS GETTING UP AND HE SEES EL ARCO IRIS AND RAT FINK BEATING ON PSYCHO! PULSAR IS RUNNING FULL STEAM AT PSYCHO AND RAT FINK AND EL ARCO IRIS MOVE OUT OF THE WAY….. PULSAR SPLASH RIGHT ONTO PSYCHO AND HE IS PRESSED INTO THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god almighty…
VIC WATERS: We are going to be seeing that in the same packages as Minion’s splash through the wall at Edison Field.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND AND EL ARCO IRIS GOES FOR THE COVER! This could be it!
VIC WATERS: KICK OUT PSYCHO!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is out cold!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT! 1-----------------------------------2----------------------------- RAT FINK PULLS EL ARCO IRIS OFF OF PSYCHO! Why did he do that for?!
JONATHAN MARX: He must have wanted to pin the champion himself and not let bugger El Arco Iris get the credit.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is asking Rat Fink why…. RAT FINK STEINERLINES EL ARCO IRIS AND HE DOES A COMPLETE FLIP BEFORE HE GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE GROUND!
VIC WATERS: Kick his butt Rat Fink!
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK PICKS UP EL ARCO IRIS AND HE RAMS HIM HEAD FIRST RIGHT INTO THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT AND EL ARCO IRIS IS BLEEDING THROUGH THE MASK! This is getting out of hand!
JONATHAN MARX: This is war and in war, anything goes.
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR IS GETTING UP AND HE IS COMING TO THE AID OF EL ARCO IRIS FOR WHAT RAT FINK DID TO HIM EARLIER! Pulsar picks up a post for the rope for the waiting line and HE IS COMING FOR RAT RINK! PULSAR SWINGS FOR RAT FINK’S HEAD BUT RAT FINK DUCKS AND PULSAR COMES DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO HITTING THE WASHINGTON MEMORIAL WITH HIS METAL ROD!
JONATHAN MARX: As deep as our pockets are, we can’t pay for that thing.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is getting up…. AND HE CRAWLING AWAY AGAIN BACK ACROSS THE STREET TOWARDS THE RING!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is like a cockroach, he is impossible to kill.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK AND PULSAR AND FIGHTING FOR CONTROL OF THE POLE…. El Arco Iris is beginning to get up….. EL ARCO IRIS JUMPS UP ONTO THE POLE AND DIVES AT RAT FINK TO DELIVER THE CROWN OF HATHOR TORNADO DDT AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE CEMENT! El Arco Iris is telling Pulsar go on and go after Psycho and Pulsar is heading off across the street after him.
JONATHAN MARX: With El Arco Iris, while I think he wants to win the WFW North American Heavyweight Title, I think his bigger concern is that Psycho gets what is coming to him to make sure he pays for all he has done wrong.
VIC WATERS: That is El Arco Iris, totally insane and unselfish.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref is leaving after Pulsar and Psycho and he telling El Arco Iris to bring Rat Fink across the street so we can continue this match. El Arco Iris grabs the hair of Rat Fink and the tired Rat Fink is making his way across the street once again to the park with the ringside area.
VIC WATERS: This is the right call, when one man has to ref a match like this, he has to stay with the champion just in case someone gets the pinfall on him that there is someone to count.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS MAKING HIS WAY THROUGH THE CROWD AND HE HAS COMMANDEERED A PORTABLE HOT DOG STAND! Pulsar is coming at him…. PSYCHO CHARGES AND PEOPLE ARE JUMPING OUT OF THE WAY IN ORDER TO AVOID GETTING HIT AND PULSAR IS HEADING ACROSS THE STREET TOWARDS THE REFLECTING POOL!
JONATHAN MARX: That would really hurt him if he nailed him with that metal cart right in the back and if all that hot liquid spilled on him, he could be burned for quite awhile.
VIC WATERS: They always said hot dogs were bad for you but this is utterly ridiculous.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO STOPS THE CART IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLOCKED STREET AND PULSAR FINALLY STOPS RUNNING! Psycho reaches in and he starts pelting Pulsar with packages of frozen hot dogs from the refrigerated part of the cart!
JONATHAN MARX: Pulsar is doing his best avoid all this but he is going to be bruised in the morning.
VIC WATERS: Well, if anyone would know about getting bruised by wieners, it would be you.
BRANDON JACOBS: HERE COME EL ARCO IRIS AND RAT FINK AND THEY ARE BRAWLING THEIR WAY THROUGH THE CROWD AND INTO THE STREET AFTER PSYCHO AND PULSAR! Psycho sees them coming…. PSYCHO GRABS THE MUSTARD AND HE SQUIRTS IT RIGHT IN THE EYES OF EL ARCO IRIS AND HE IS TRYING DESPERATELY TO GET THE MUSTARD OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: I know he won’t do it, but he really should take off that mask because if mustard got under there, it is going to burn him the whole entire match.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS RUNS ACROSS THE STREET AND DIVES INTO THE REFLECTING POOL AND HE IS TRYING TO GET THE MUSTARD OUT OF HIS EYES WITH THE WATER!
VIC WATERS: That is the first time anyone has ever voluntarily jumped in the Reflecting Pool at Falls on the Mall.
JONATHAN MARX: That mustard must be burning him alive…
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS KEEPING PULSAR AT BAY WITH THE MUSTARD AND HE IS BACKING HIM TOWARDS THE REFLECTING POOL… WAIT A SECOND, RAT FINK HAS STOLEN THE HOT DOG CART FROM PSYCHO…. RAT FINK CHARGES PSYCHO FROM BEHIND AND HITS HIM RIGHT IN THE BACK AND RAT FINK, PSYCHO, AND THE HOT DOG CART ALL CRASH INTO REFLECTING POOL!
CROWD: HOLY ****! HOLY ****! HOLY ****!
JONATHAN MARX: Thank god those hot dog carts are gas powered or they would all be toast right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pulsar is looking on at all three men in the Reflecting Pool… El Arco Iris finally has the mustard out of his eyes and he goes over towards Rat Fink who was a little shaken up by the whole incident… PULSAR IS BACKING UP AND HE CHARGES AT EL ARCO IRIS AND RAT FINK AND HE FLIES INTO THE REFLECTING POOL WITH A SOMERSAULT DOUBLE LEGDROP PRESS INTO BOTH MEN SENDING THEM DOWN!
JONATHAN MARX: Whoa. Now that was an amazing move.
VIC WATERS: One of these days, Pulsar is going to break out and when it happens, watch out everybody.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is leaning on the side of the Reflecting Pool, clutching his back in pain. PULSAR IS GOING AFTER PSYCHO AND PSYCHO IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE POOL!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho defenses are shot right now, he can’t fight off three other men and the water at the same time. He’d drown.
VIC WATERS: Psycho did well for himself at Bomb Voyage until Pulsar ironically messed it up for him.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS OUT OF THE POOL AND IS HEADED TOWARDS THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL! Pulsar is chasing him from behind… AND NOW HE IS WIELDING A TRASH CAN! Rat Fink is leading El Arco Iris out of the pool into the street after them… RAT FINK THROWS EL ARCO IRIS DOWN INTO THE STREET AND HE IS REPEATEDLY RAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THE CONCRETE IN ORDER TO TAKE HIM OUT!
JONATHAN MARX: This is shades of the old Rat Fink, it just shows how much the WFW North American Title means to everyone.
VIC WATERS: Or he just wants to give El Arco Iris a good ass whooping…
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink picks up El Arco Iris…. RAT FINK IS GOING FOR A POWERBOMB BUT EL ARCO IRIS HURRICANRANAS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND TO SAVE HIMSELF!
JONATHAN MARX: When are people going to learn that you can’t powerbomb El Arco Iris…
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is getting up and he is heading out of Dodge, he is going after Pulsar and Psycho…. PSYCHO IS BEGINNING HIS WAY UP THE FIRST SET OF STAIRS OF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL AND PULSAR HEAVES THE TRASH CAN AND HITS PSYCHO IN THE BACK OF THE LEG!
VIC WATERS: Thankfully he didn’t take all of that shot by Psycho looks like he is limping something awful.
JONATHAN MARX: Pulsar is determined to get this pin on Psycho and cement his place in history, once and for all.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho has stopped running and he is waiting for Pulsar to attack him…. PSYCHO AND PULSAR ARE GOING AT IT TOOTH AND NAIL AND PSYCHO IS GAINING THE ADVANTAGE!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is great at fighting when his back is against the wall, and when all four guys are after you like this, you can’t be more back against the wall than this.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO KICKS PULSAR IN THE GUT AND HE LIFTS UP PULSAR…. PSYCHO HITS HIM WITH A TOMBSTONE RIGHT INTO THE CONCRETE! Psycho is now climbing up the second level of stairs to the next platform…
JONATHAN MARX: Is Psycho trying to escape or does he have something more devious in mind?!
VIC WATERS: Psycho is a deviant bastard so I got the latter.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris climbs to the level of stairs where Pulsar is down…. PSYCHO GETS A RUNNING START OFF THE SECOND LEVEL OF STAIRS AND HE CRASHES ONTO PULSAR WITH A FLYING TIGER SPACE DROP RIGHT ONTO PULSAR!
CROWD: HOLY ****! HOLY ****! HOLY ****!
VIC WATERS: It looks like Psycho may have hurt his ribs when he landed though trying to take Pulsar out.
JONATHAN MARX: Both Pulsar and Psycho look in pretty bad shape.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris puts Pulsar and Psycho side by side and El Arco Iris starts climbing the stairs…. EL ARCO IRIS FLIES OFF AND MOONSAULTS BACK ONTO PULSAR AND PSYCHO!
JONATHAN MARX: Cover him!
VIC WATERS: If El Arco Iris can eliminate these two at once, all he has left between him and the WFW North American Title is Rat Fink.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT AND THE REF GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1-----------------------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------- RAT FINK RIPS EL ARCO IRIS OFF OF THEM TO BREAK UP THE PIN!
VIC WATERS: This crowd is booing Rat Fink for the first time in a long time.
JONATHAN MARX: It seems like regardless of what happens, Rat Fink is bent on making sure El Arco Iris fails.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK PICKS EL ARCO IRIS UP AND HE CLOTHESLINES HIM DOWN! Rat Fink grabs El Arco Iris by the mask and Pulsar by the hair and he is dragging them second group of stairs to the next platform.
JONATHAN MARX: As he is dragging them up the stairs, they are repeatedly banging their backs on those marble steps.
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink is going to finish these two off, then he is going to comeback for Psycho.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK PICKS UP PULSAR AND HE LIFTS HIM UP IN A STALL SUPLEX…… HE DROPS HIM BACK FIRST ON THE STEPS GOING UP TO THE MAIN PLATFORM! Pulsar is grabbing his back in agony.
JONATHAN MARX: Landed on any sort of steps is even worse than landing on concrete because you can’t at least land flat.
VIC WATERS: His back is going to be spasming tomorrow.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink picks El Arco Iris up off of the ground…. RAT FINK LIFTS EL ARCO IRIS UP AND CRUCIFIX POWERBOMBS HIM DOWN ON THE STAIRS HARD RIGHT NEXT TO PULSAR!
JONATHAN MARX: It looks like Psycho is starting to get up, he is climbing up to the second section of stairs to the next platform to fight Rat Fink.
VIC WATERS: Psycho should just stay down and let Rat Fink beat those other two and rest up.
JONATHAN MARX: That isn’t the kind of wrestling Psycho is, he doesn’t back down from a fight.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho charges Rat Fink…. AND RAT FINK PUSHES PSYCHO DOWN AND HE BUMPS HIS HEAD HARD! RAT FINK GRABS EL ARCO IRIS AND PULSAR BY THE FEET AND HE IS TELLING THEM THAT HE IS GOING TO PIN BOTH OF THEM RIGHT UNDER THE STATUE OF LINCOLN ITSELF WHERE NO ONE CAN INTERFERE!
VIC WATERS: My god, as he is dragging them up, they are repeatedly bumping their heads on the stairs.
JONATHAN MARX: Rat Fink not only wants to win, but he wants to win this all in memorial fashion to engrain his victory in the minds of everyone.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is crawling up the stairs after Rat Fink…. RAT FINK FINALLY HAS BOTH ON THE TOP PLATFORM UNDER THE STATUES OF LINCOLN HIMSELF!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is not trailing far behind either.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink lays Pulsar and El Arco Iris down on the ground side by side….. PSYCHO GRABS THE HAIR OF RAT FINK AND RUSHES HIM FROM BEHIND AND BASHES HIS HEAD INTO THE BASE OF THE STATUE OF LINCOLN! Rat Fink has been busted open!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink really took a shot there!
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO PICKS PULSAR UP AND PULSAR IS FIGHTING BACK WITH HARD RIGHT HANDS… PSYCHO COUNTERS WITH A QUICK KICK TO THE GROIN AND PULSAR IS BENT OVER IN PAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: It looks like El Arco Iris is up to something…
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS IS CLIMBING ONTO THE KNEE OF THE STATUE OF LINCOLN AND SECURITY IS TELLING HIM TO GET DOWN!
VIC WATERS: SHOOT HIM!
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS FLIES OFF THE STATUE AND HITS RAT FINK WITH A 450 SPLASH RIGHT IN THE STOMACH FROM A GOOD SEVEN TO EIGHT FEET UP!
JONATHAN MARX: Sounds close enough for me…
VIC WATERS: El Arco Iris is grabbing his chest, it looks like he hurt himself with that shot.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS GOING FOR TIGER DRIVER ON PULSAR! Psycho goes to hook the arms…. PULSAR BACK BODY DROPS PSYCHO!
JONATHAN MARX: Pulsar caught a huge break there.
VIC WATERS: Pulsar would have been toast if he hit that.
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR SEES RAT FINK WRITHING IN PAIN DOWN ON THE GROUND AND HE GOES TO MAKE THE COVER! The ref goes down for the count! 1----------------------------------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------3! RAT FINK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
JONATHAN MARX: It is down to Pulsar, El Arco Iris, and Psycho, one man is going to walk out WFW North American Champion.
BRANDON JACOBS: PULSAR PICKS UP PSYCHO WHO IS HAVING TROUBLE GETTING WITH HIS BACK IN SO MUCH PAIN….. HE DELIVERS THE BLACK HOLE (ROLL OF THE DICE) ON THE CHAMPION!
JONATHAN MARX: Pin him!
BRANDON JACOBS: AN ENRAGED RAT FINK GRABS A CHAIR FROM A SECURITY GUARD AND HE FLATTENS PULSAR RIGHT OVER THE HEAD FROM BEHIND! El Arco Iris jumps onto Pulsar…. THE REF IS GOING DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1---------------------------------------------------2--------------------------------3! PULSAR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
JONATHAN MARX: We are down to two, the original two who were in this match, either El Arco Iris or Psycho will walk out of here WFW North American Champion!
VIC WATERS: Come on Psycho, I don’t want to have to hug Jacobs.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris covers Psycho who moments ago got hit by the Black Hole…. THE REF GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1-------------------------------------------2------------------------------------- PSYCHO MANAGES TO KICK OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE!
VIC WATERS: Thank god Psycho, lets make this two Falls on the Mall in a row!
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris picks Psycho up….. EL ARCO IRIS GERMAN SUPLEXES PSYCHO BACK FIRST INTO THE STATUE OF LINCOLN! Psycho hit his head hard on the base of the statue!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho looks like he is out cold.
VIC WATERS: No damn it!
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris looks down at the fallen Psycho and then looks up at the statue of Lincoln…. EL ARCO IRIS IS CLIMBING UP THE STATUE BUT WAIT, RAT FINK IS GRABBING THE LEG OF EL ARCO IRIS TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING UP THERE!
VIC WATERS: Pull him down Rat Fink!
JONATHAN MARX: Here comes security, they trying to get Pulsar and Rat Fink away from the rest of the action.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS KICKS RAT FINK AWAY AND HE CLIMBS UP ONTO THE LAP OF LINCOLN! Psycho is still down… EL ARCO IS CALLING FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh my word.
VIC WATERS: Damn security, Damn El Arco Iris.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS FLIES OFF WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS…. BUT PSYCHO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND EL ARCO IRIS CRASHES DOWN ON THE MARBLE!
JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris landed really hard and he looks hurt.
VIC WATERS: COVER HIM!
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO DRAGS EL ARCO IRIS CLOSER TO THE BASE… What is Psycho planning now?!
JONATHAN MARX: He should just cover him and end El Arco Iris’s pain instead of making him suffer like this.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS CLIMBING UP THE BASE OF THE STATUE ALL THE WAY UP TO LINCOLN LAP….. PSYCHO LOOKS DOWN AT EL ARCO IRIS…..
JONATHAN MARX: This can’t be…
VIC WATERS: IT IS!
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO TAKES A PSYCHOTIC LEAP OFF THE LAP OF LINCOLN AND HE HITS EL ARCO WITH PSYCHO FLIGHT! Psycho bounces off of El Arco Iris but then recovers and drapes an arm over him! The ref is going down for the count!
JONATHAN MARX: Kick out! Please kickout!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1--------------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------3! PSYCHO RETAINS THE TITLE AND HE HAS WON FALLS ON THE MALL PART TWO TWICE IN A ROW!
JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris put up a hell of a fight, but Rat Fink’s repeated interference cost him dearly turn after turn and on that fight accession up onto the base of the statue, it cost him the match. Rat Fink even went out of the way to cost Pulsar the match after Pulsar looked like he had the champion beaten. Rat Fink had an agenda coming in to tonight to cause trouble and he did that.
BRANDON JACOBS: Here come the medics are they are coming to tend to El Arco Iris…. I
CROWD: IRIS! IRIS! IRIS! IRIS!
JONATHAN MARX: These fans sure appreciated what El Arco Iris did here tonight and while this may seem like a defeat now, Shawn Hart lost Falls on the Mall last year and went out to become the greatest champion that WFW has ever had.
VIC WATERS: God help us if that happens…
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is being helped up by the medics as the fans watch on and give El Arco Iris a standing ovation…
CROWD: IRIS! IRIS! IRIS! IRIS!
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, when we comeback, Manson will put up the WFW World Heavyweight Title against Felix Red.... STAY TUNED!