Final GOLD RUSH Update

[Chad]

Mr. Thomas has had a free moment and deigned to give a timeline on the center ring. I won't go into specifics except to say that I believe it'll be next week or never.

The bit with Thomas and a surprise guest has been posted as a final teaser before the final course.

http://cswawrestling.com

Let's encourage Mr. Thomas, shall we?

 

[User Poets]

Steve?

Finish the thing or expect unexpected guests to show up on your doorstep.

With midgets.

 

[Nova]

How is that supposed to be a deterrent?

"Hey, Steve, complete the match or expect a torch juggler and two dancing elephants outside your window, heralded by Chicago Transit Authority's '25 or 6 to 4' on electric trumpet."

 

[User Poets]

How is that supposed to be a deterrent?

"Hey, Steve, complete the match or expect a torch juggler and two dancing elephants outside your window, heralded by Chicago Transit Authority's '25 or 6 to 4' on electric trumpet."

Steve fears midgets. They used to sit on each others' shoulders stacked three high and steal his lunch money, flick his ears, and punch him in the shins all at the same time.

 

[eron]

Steve fears midgets. They used to sit on each others' shoulders stacked three high and steal his lunch money, flick his ears, and punch him in the shins all at the same time.

Him too? Then it wasn't an isolated incident. I don't feel so alone now.

 

[jediPREZ]

Actually, the lack of a certain important and infamous midget has left me disappointed.

 

[Chad]

You mean Tattoo?

 

[DizzaHizza]

Hiroshi is Asian. Not a midget. For the last time, guys. I mean, seriously. Come on!

 

[robishott]

...Cheatum!

 

[Edgar]

Hiroshi is Asian. Not a midget. For the last time, guys. I mean, seriously. Come on!

Uh.

What's the difference?

 

[DizzaHizza]

Uh.

What's the difference?

One has a small package and is a horrible lover.

The other is a midget.

EDIT: Hiroshi loves to use the small package during matches. That is all.

 

[Steve]

Latest update gang.

The match is done and turned into Chad a couple of days ago.

I think Merritt has been under the weather this weekend as well as dealing with his mother's injury, so as soon as he's able to get the match edited and put onto the site GOLD RUSH will be completed.

And Pete no midgets, please.