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(FADEIN to a high-def television re-airing the Aggression 67 show from Denver. Saul Weinstein’s segment with Dan Ryan plays on the screen as the camera zooms back to reveal Boogie Smallz reviewing the clip. Smallz is seated on a black leather couch, sipping on a glass of ice water, and wearing a black Adidas t-shirt with black basketball shorts.)

WEINSTEIN: Alright, Dan. Go to the executive committee or whoever makes these decisions and get the ban lifted for Boogie to come back on television. You think you can do that?

DAN RYAN: I don’t need any committee around here…I’M THE BOSS! You want the suspension terminated…it’s done. Boogie is free to return to EPW and if I feel generous, I might even give him a match, but not at Black Dawn. Those matches are for the talent that have been here, that earned their spot on the pay-per-view. So Smallz is in Round Three of ULTRATITLE…whoopdee f*ckin’ doo. So are Anarky and Cameron Cruise. If Boogie has anything he wants to say about it, he knows where to find me!

WEINSTEIN: He just very well may have plenty to say about that! Good evening, Mr. Ryan. I hope you have a pleasant night.


(The shot pans over to Boogie, who has a sly grin on his face and shakes his head in disbelief.)


BOOGIE SMALLZ: Was it really all that simple, Dan? I just had to hire a suit to take up my grievance and all of the sudden the gates are open for me to return to EP-Dub? Did the statute of limitations expire, so I won’t open my mouth on you taking part in the conspiracy to silence Boogie Smallz? Or will you just try to censor me, perhaps edit this video I am sending you to paint the perfect picture you want the public to see?

I guess it doesn’t matter, because when I get on live television…that theory goes out the window. Unless, of course, you get Standards and Practices involved by having them with their hand hover over the 5-second delay button. The truth will eventually come out, Ryan. You can install all the fail-safes you want…one way or another I will let it be known exactly the type of person you are.

(Smallz rubs his hand over his face and rests it on his chin, tapping his index finger a few times in order to choose his next words wisely.)

So I have three dates left on my Empire Pro deal, yet you don’t want to give me a shot on the pay-per-view. I think it would be in both of our best interests to get this ish over with….instead of you acting like the human form of Klonopin in an attempt to suppress my anger. We both know that Boogie Smallz equals ratings. I am buy-rate gold for your pay-per-view. No one cares about most of these chumps you employ.

Who has ever heard of (Holds up a sheet of paper with the EPW roster listed.) Adrian Willard? Who is she? Jared Wells? Yeah, he sounds like a tough dude. Teddy Alexander? Oh yeah…that name is gonna boost your revenue stream. Let’s face it, Dan…you got a lot of people no one knows about gettin’ title shots in matches that people will use as their piss breaks. Is that going to really entice the public to buy this show? Hell kcufin’ no!

So why don’t we kick start this ish right now. You can take advantage of my star power and I can get one step closer to gettin’ out of this sh*tty contract you signed me up for way back when. You say I don’t deserve a slot on the pay-per-view because I didn’t earn it? Dan, I think you and I both know that is a load of bull. You think I don’t see what you are tryin’ to do here? Don’t fool yourself into thinking you got it all figured out. You wanna play head games with me and try to knock me down a peg? That ish ain’t gonna work with me. I’ve been around too long to let something like that toss dirt on my shoulders. (Brushes off his shoulder.)

So do yourself a favor and more importantly, do it for the people that pay your bills…the fans. You don’t wanna disappoint them, do you? In this economy, who can afford to upset the people responsible for keeping this business afloat? I don’t care who it is, since I am sure all of your (Uses air quotes hand sing.) “big stars” are already locked up to huge blockbuster match-ups…that will shatter attendance records set all over the world. (Grins.) In case you didn’t pickup on that…I was bein’ sarcastic.

So lock it in, let me face whoever you got left not signed, scrape the barrel to produce someone…ANYONE…that I can get a good match out of. I’m sure you will have a hard time doing that, since the EPW cupboards are pretty f’n bare. I can’t wait to hear your decision. I look forward to whatever it is that you have to say.

BELIEVE ‘DAT!

(FADE TO BLACK)
 

DBrunkGXW

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DAN RYAN: "Tell you what, Boogie. I'll give you a match at Black Dawn if you shut the f**k up."

"Boogie Smallz vs. Gabriel Poe. I believe you're acquainted. All you need to do is pass a little drug test. You can get it done with LabCorp, I'm told you're on a first name basis with the entire staff."

"Now, shut your hole."
 

EZieba

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Gabriel Poe:
Oh Boogie Smallz. You, of all people, should be careful on what you wish for. Now those gates have opened and brought you to back to The Apocalypse. Do we pick up where we left off oh so long ago or shall we write a new chapter my old friend?

Either way, whatever decision you go with, the end result will be short lived ...

See you in San Francisco Smallz ...
 

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