EZieba
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(The Day After ... the cameras open up and the shot shows a staggering 'Good God' Kevin Powers, complete with Barcadi bottle in hand, walking across yet another mess of a hotel where, the night prior a Good God party took place and it was just another for the record books. Walking around he staggers past the big screen television and notices people passed out. He then looks at the TV and sees a GUNS promo from CSWA.)
KP: God him again? No wonder these people are passed out!
(As Powers goes to sit down he pulls one of his guest and puts him on the ground and pushes a female guest to the side as he sits and continues to watch GUNS in action. Laughing most of the time, as well as taking more swigs from the bottle, Powers just looks at the TV and then around the room.)
KP: Now GUNS you might not know who I am. Then again you didn't know who several people were. As a matter of fact everytime I see you on TV you seem to not know who ANYONE is!
And to think that is usually MY gimmick!
Of course mine is liquid forfeited, but yours ... well ... old age just caught up and beat the holy dog terror out of you didn't it? I mean sure you're on your ranch playing tug of war with your puppy named Stake and using your shirt as quote 'snotrags' if you will and you might be too busy to watch a CSWA program. Then again ... do you even GET a TV signal out at your Two Faced Dud ranch?
Now now, before you get your Depends in a bunch I do have to say that ... yes ... when I DO get Eddy Love in the ring I'm gonna beat him like he stole something. This I plan on doing. Not like I need your BLESSING or anything, but thanks anyway Father Time.
(Suddenly the woman's head, whom Powers pushed to the side earlier, suddenly falls on him into his lap.)
KP: What the ... (pushing the girl away) get out of here.
(Powers then thinks for a moment and moves the girls head BACK into his lap.)
KP: On second thought ... (laughing) no you've gots to move aside. Now where was I? Damn ... I think I forgot. OH YEAH! The forgetful GUNS. Now I've enjoyed what you've said about what you're gonna do to CSWA. Hell I'm the FIRST to sit back and see how much you'll destroy CSWA and beat Merritt to a pulp, but ... as I think about it ... if you wanted to get it done quick and easy you would've just walked into Merritt's office and beat him down like the little TRICKSTER that he is. And you didn't. Instead you've stayed around and won a title. Strange.
You keep saying how much you'll destroy CSWA, but then you turn right around and DEFEND it whenever someone mentions GXW. Do you have Alzheimer's of Convenience? I mean, if I was you, if someone wanted to destroy a group with you ... wouldn't you be HAPPY? That is ... unless ...
You are really one of Merritt's boys after all. It has been said he favors the days of old and GUNS, buddy, you DAMN SURE fit that bill. I mean, sure, you can say how you'll do this and how you'll do that, but isn't it kinda ironic that you've got a title and you are doing pretty much NOTHING in destroying the league? You say one thing ... yet you do something else? Boy can't you stick to your ... GUNS?
Or are you just shooting a smoke-filled room of blanks? I mean ... what a shocker right?
I mean, not that I CARE or anything, but you are cluttering up the time for OTHER talent to be on the tube. For example. You said Nate Logan and myself taking on "Hurralame' Eddy Love and 'The Fairy Ice Princess' Steve Radder is just a mid-card? Are you sure? I mean, while you were hobbling your broken knee carcass back to your DUDE ranch ... we took over. I mean, not that you REMEMBER or anything, but it was those very same mid-carders who was runnin' the show, but then it had to happen ...
The old farts had an uprising and just HAD to come back. I mean, sure, GUNS ten years ago might've been a sight to see, but now? Can you even move in that replacement leg of yours?
How do you say it? CSW ... EY? What did ya say sonny?
Now I'm sure you'll have something witty to say, that is, if you know who you're talking to, but that's you. Just keep playin' rope-a-dope with your dog ... AKA your number one fan ... and you'll do good. Continue to gum a word or two on how you'll demolish the CSWA, but turn around and fetch Merritt's slippers and newspaper like the good little puppy ... oh wait you are old broken down type ... like the old BIACH that you are. I mean ... if you can remember anything at all ...
Remember that match with Love, Radder, Logan, and The Double G KP. Remember that cause that match will steal the show. That match will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, who the real main eventers are. Remember that match ... unless you'll be taking your nap at that time then I would suggest for you to set your VCR.
(Powers then takes another swig of the bottle and begins to stand up.)
Now, if you don't mind GUNS, I do have more important things to do than to talk about you. Maybe fold a sock. Drink another bottle ...
(Powers then sees Aho's press conference on the TV.)
KP: Or even laughing at the REAL MOLE ... Evan Aho. Everyone knows it. Aho ... such the tool.
And, on that note ...
I ... HAVE ... SPOKEN!
(Before Powers walks off towards the right he stops in his tracks and looks back at the camera.)
KP: Oh God GUNS did I just scare ya and stop your pacemaker? Sorry about that bubba ...
(Powers starts up the laughter again before the camera fades out.)
KP: God him again? No wonder these people are passed out!
(As Powers goes to sit down he pulls one of his guest and puts him on the ground and pushes a female guest to the side as he sits and continues to watch GUNS in action. Laughing most of the time, as well as taking more swigs from the bottle, Powers just looks at the TV and then around the room.)
KP: Now GUNS you might not know who I am. Then again you didn't know who several people were. As a matter of fact everytime I see you on TV you seem to not know who ANYONE is!
And to think that is usually MY gimmick!
Of course mine is liquid forfeited, but yours ... well ... old age just caught up and beat the holy dog terror out of you didn't it? I mean sure you're on your ranch playing tug of war with your puppy named Stake and using your shirt as quote 'snotrags' if you will and you might be too busy to watch a CSWA program. Then again ... do you even GET a TV signal out at your Two Faced Dud ranch?
Now now, before you get your Depends in a bunch I do have to say that ... yes ... when I DO get Eddy Love in the ring I'm gonna beat him like he stole something. This I plan on doing. Not like I need your BLESSING or anything, but thanks anyway Father Time.
(Suddenly the woman's head, whom Powers pushed to the side earlier, suddenly falls on him into his lap.)
KP: What the ... (pushing the girl away) get out of here.
(Powers then thinks for a moment and moves the girls head BACK into his lap.)
KP: On second thought ... (laughing) no you've gots to move aside. Now where was I? Damn ... I think I forgot. OH YEAH! The forgetful GUNS. Now I've enjoyed what you've said about what you're gonna do to CSWA. Hell I'm the FIRST to sit back and see how much you'll destroy CSWA and beat Merritt to a pulp, but ... as I think about it ... if you wanted to get it done quick and easy you would've just walked into Merritt's office and beat him down like the little TRICKSTER that he is. And you didn't. Instead you've stayed around and won a title. Strange.
You keep saying how much you'll destroy CSWA, but then you turn right around and DEFEND it whenever someone mentions GXW. Do you have Alzheimer's of Convenience? I mean, if I was you, if someone wanted to destroy a group with you ... wouldn't you be HAPPY? That is ... unless ...
You are really one of Merritt's boys after all. It has been said he favors the days of old and GUNS, buddy, you DAMN SURE fit that bill. I mean, sure, you can say how you'll do this and how you'll do that, but isn't it kinda ironic that you've got a title and you are doing pretty much NOTHING in destroying the league? You say one thing ... yet you do something else? Boy can't you stick to your ... GUNS?
Or are you just shooting a smoke-filled room of blanks? I mean ... what a shocker right?
I mean, not that I CARE or anything, but you are cluttering up the time for OTHER talent to be on the tube. For example. You said Nate Logan and myself taking on "Hurralame' Eddy Love and 'The Fairy Ice Princess' Steve Radder is just a mid-card? Are you sure? I mean, while you were hobbling your broken knee carcass back to your DUDE ranch ... we took over. I mean, not that you REMEMBER or anything, but it was those very same mid-carders who was runnin' the show, but then it had to happen ...
The old farts had an uprising and just HAD to come back. I mean, sure, GUNS ten years ago might've been a sight to see, but now? Can you even move in that replacement leg of yours?
How do you say it? CSW ... EY? What did ya say sonny?
Now I'm sure you'll have something witty to say, that is, if you know who you're talking to, but that's you. Just keep playin' rope-a-dope with your dog ... AKA your number one fan ... and you'll do good. Continue to gum a word or two on how you'll demolish the CSWA, but turn around and fetch Merritt's slippers and newspaper like the good little puppy ... oh wait you are old broken down type ... like the old BIACH that you are. I mean ... if you can remember anything at all ...
Remember that match with Love, Radder, Logan, and The Double G KP. Remember that cause that match will steal the show. That match will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, who the real main eventers are. Remember that match ... unless you'll be taking your nap at that time then I would suggest for you to set your VCR.
(Powers then takes another swig of the bottle and begins to stand up.)
Now, if you don't mind GUNS, I do have more important things to do than to talk about you. Maybe fold a sock. Drink another bottle ...
(Powers then sees Aho's press conference on the TV.)
KP: Or even laughing at the REAL MOLE ... Evan Aho. Everyone knows it. Aho ... such the tool.
And, on that note ...
I ... HAVE ... SPOKEN!
(Before Powers walks off towards the right he stops in his tracks and looks back at the camera.)
KP: Oh God GUNS did I just scare ya and stop your pacemaker? Sorry about that bubba ...
(Powers starts up the laughter again before the camera fades out.)