TBirdSCIL
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(FADE-IN: A camera is quietly following Michael Manson and Anarky as they walk down a darkened hallway in an unused section of the Pepsi Coliseum. Suddenly Anarky turns and spots the camera and then covers it up with his hand, yelling at the cameraman to get the hell out of here. Manson just laughs and says he was probably sent by King Krusher to spy on them. CUT-TO: Matt Faley standing at mid-ring)
MATT FALEY: "Ladies and gentlemen, in our next match, coming to the ring," (CUE-UP: "Wicker Man" by Iron Maiden) "From Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 237lbs., NEMESIS!!"
(Nemesis emerges from the curtain once again to a good pop, this time Minion nowhere to be found. Nemesis looks no worse for wear from the earlier brawl and slaps as many hands as he can as he walks to the ring. He wears black thigh-length trunks and black boots. He goes around the ring slapping more hands and giving high fives. CUE-UP: "Lawnmower" by Worthless United)
M.F.: "And his opponent, From Whitelandia, USA, weighing in at 220lbs., THE JOBBER!!"
(The crowd boos as The Jobber walks out, wearing long black tights. Suddenly, Minion explodes from the curtain and attacks The Jobber from behind)
TONY ROSS.: "What the hell is Minion doing now!? He's attacking the Jobber! Has he gone insane?!"
RICK WISEMAN: "Tony, he's yelling something, it sounds like he's yelling that he wants Nemesis all to himself!"
JAKE SHADES: "I always admire a man who gets what he wants, and in this case, he doesn't want anybody touching Nemesis but himself! What a caring individual!"
T.R.: "Yeah right! Oh MY!! He just hit The Jobber with the Redemption on the concrete!! What a devastating double arm sit-out chokeslam!! Minion gets up and now he's staring at Nemesis maniacally in the ring as security comes out once again to restrain Minion!"
R.W.: "Minion probably doesn't even realize it, but he's given Nemesis a big advantage here. The Jobber cannot be in any shape to wrestle after that move on the concrete."
T.R.: "And Minion is STILL yelling about having Nemesis all to himself as security drags him to the back! Minion has some serious issues, folks! And now the Jobber is somehow able to get to his feet and starts to make his way to the ring after that blitz from behind by Minion! The Jobber looks to be in a total daze here as he staggers to the ring as Nemesis has a look of pure hatred on his face as Minion disappears behind the curtain! The Jobber rolls into the ring and stands himself up facing away from Nemesis, shaking the cobwebs off and favoring his back after that Redemption on the concrete! Nemesis waits at mid ring and The Jobber comes staggering out blindly!! Nemesis waits and hooks him and hits the Wrath!! 1........2.......3!! Just like that it's over and Nemesis gets a huge win over The Jobber! Wow!!"
J.S.: "And he could not have done that without the help from that great Samaritan Minion, always willing to lend a helping hand! I expect Nemesis to go right to the back and thank him for his help!"
M.F.: "Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, NEMESIS!!"
T.R.: "Going to the back he is all right, and I don't think he's going to thank Minion! Nemesis storms down the aisle as the crowd cheers him on! Let's see if we can get a camera to follow him! Keep in mind that Minion still has a big match tonight with Jared Wells!"
R.W.: "I don't think Minion should want to get involved in these altercations when he has an opponent the caliber of Jared Wells coming up later."
J.S.: "Minion's gonna breeze through Wells like a Big Mac through your colon, Dick! He's not worried about getting wore out by Nemesis!"
(The camera follows behind Nemesis to the back, as he seems to be in a rage. He storms through the curtain and the security guys holding Minion are unable to hold him and he breaks free. Nemesis catches Minion with a stiff right that stuns him and Nemesis shoves him to the concrete and kicks him in the ribs. With Minion seemingly down for the count, Nemesis glares down at him and then turns to leave. Minion then somehow gets to his feet and grabs a chair and clobbers him in the back of the head. Nemesis staggers and Minion grabs him and throws him into a soda machine, which Nemesis hits head first. Minion then tries to tip the soda machine onto Nemesis' legs and he is able to turn it over but Nemesis is barely able to roll out of the way. The soda machine crashes to the ground with a horrendous sound as Pepsi and Sierra Mist leak all over the place. Security is able to grab Minion and finally restrain him as Nemesis tries to collect himself. Minion wildly yells "YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, NEMESIS!! YOU GOT LUCKY TONIGHT! NEXT WEEK YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY! SEE YOU AT YOUR FUNERAL IN ST. PAUL, PUNK!!"
T.R.: "Folks, the situation with Nemesis and Minion has gotten completely out of control! I cannot wait for that match at Ringlords 1!"
J.S.: "You think Minion is kidding Ross? We're gonna see the actual demise of Nemesis next week and I cannot wait to witness that!"
T.R.: "Only you would say something as idiotic as that! Fans, we'll be right back after this break on Fox Sports Net!"
(Fade to a commercial for Ringlords 1: Minnesota Mayhem, seats are still available!)
MATT FALEY: "Ladies and gentlemen, in our next match, coming to the ring," (CUE-UP: "Wicker Man" by Iron Maiden) "From Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 237lbs., NEMESIS!!"
(Nemesis emerges from the curtain once again to a good pop, this time Minion nowhere to be found. Nemesis looks no worse for wear from the earlier brawl and slaps as many hands as he can as he walks to the ring. He wears black thigh-length trunks and black boots. He goes around the ring slapping more hands and giving high fives. CUE-UP: "Lawnmower" by Worthless United)
M.F.: "And his opponent, From Whitelandia, USA, weighing in at 220lbs., THE JOBBER!!"
(The crowd boos as The Jobber walks out, wearing long black tights. Suddenly, Minion explodes from the curtain and attacks The Jobber from behind)
TONY ROSS.: "What the hell is Minion doing now!? He's attacking the Jobber! Has he gone insane?!"
RICK WISEMAN: "Tony, he's yelling something, it sounds like he's yelling that he wants Nemesis all to himself!"
JAKE SHADES: "I always admire a man who gets what he wants, and in this case, he doesn't want anybody touching Nemesis but himself! What a caring individual!"
T.R.: "Yeah right! Oh MY!! He just hit The Jobber with the Redemption on the concrete!! What a devastating double arm sit-out chokeslam!! Minion gets up and now he's staring at Nemesis maniacally in the ring as security comes out once again to restrain Minion!"
R.W.: "Minion probably doesn't even realize it, but he's given Nemesis a big advantage here. The Jobber cannot be in any shape to wrestle after that move on the concrete."
T.R.: "And Minion is STILL yelling about having Nemesis all to himself as security drags him to the back! Minion has some serious issues, folks! And now the Jobber is somehow able to get to his feet and starts to make his way to the ring after that blitz from behind by Minion! The Jobber looks to be in a total daze here as he staggers to the ring as Nemesis has a look of pure hatred on his face as Minion disappears behind the curtain! The Jobber rolls into the ring and stands himself up facing away from Nemesis, shaking the cobwebs off and favoring his back after that Redemption on the concrete! Nemesis waits at mid ring and The Jobber comes staggering out blindly!! Nemesis waits and hooks him and hits the Wrath!! 1........2.......3!! Just like that it's over and Nemesis gets a huge win over The Jobber! Wow!!"
J.S.: "And he could not have done that without the help from that great Samaritan Minion, always willing to lend a helping hand! I expect Nemesis to go right to the back and thank him for his help!"
M.F.: "Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, NEMESIS!!"
T.R.: "Going to the back he is all right, and I don't think he's going to thank Minion! Nemesis storms down the aisle as the crowd cheers him on! Let's see if we can get a camera to follow him! Keep in mind that Minion still has a big match tonight with Jared Wells!"
R.W.: "I don't think Minion should want to get involved in these altercations when he has an opponent the caliber of Jared Wells coming up later."
J.S.: "Minion's gonna breeze through Wells like a Big Mac through your colon, Dick! He's not worried about getting wore out by Nemesis!"
(The camera follows behind Nemesis to the back, as he seems to be in a rage. He storms through the curtain and the security guys holding Minion are unable to hold him and he breaks free. Nemesis catches Minion with a stiff right that stuns him and Nemesis shoves him to the concrete and kicks him in the ribs. With Minion seemingly down for the count, Nemesis glares down at him and then turns to leave. Minion then somehow gets to his feet and grabs a chair and clobbers him in the back of the head. Nemesis staggers and Minion grabs him and throws him into a soda machine, which Nemesis hits head first. Minion then tries to tip the soda machine onto Nemesis' legs and he is able to turn it over but Nemesis is barely able to roll out of the way. The soda machine crashes to the ground with a horrendous sound as Pepsi and Sierra Mist leak all over the place. Security is able to grab Minion and finally restrain him as Nemesis tries to collect himself. Minion wildly yells "YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, NEMESIS!! YOU GOT LUCKY TONIGHT! NEXT WEEK YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY! SEE YOU AT YOUR FUNERAL IN ST. PAUL, PUNK!!"
T.R.: "Folks, the situation with Nemesis and Minion has gotten completely out of control! I cannot wait for that match at Ringlords 1!"
J.S.: "You think Minion is kidding Ross? We're gonna see the actual demise of Nemesis next week and I cannot wait to witness that!"
T.R.: "Only you would say something as idiotic as that! Fans, we'll be right back after this break on Fox Sports Net!"
(Fade to a commercial for Ringlords 1: Minnesota Mayhem, seats are still available!)