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Invading a Real Man's World

DBrunkGXW

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The scene opens to Dan Ryan relaxing by a hotel poolside, sunglasses on...cars driving by in the distance...

Ryan: "Well then boys, it's time for our little bi-weekly visits. I hope you've been keeping yourselves busy the last few days doing something other than coming up with new ways to say how minor league GXW is. Myself, I've been training...relaxing a little...and generally enjoying myself here in Philly. I've heard from all of you over the last few days, but frankly...couldn't bring myself to bother with the lot of you until just now. Once again I'll be consolidating my thoughts all into one message. I really don't feel the need to cut three different promos for one match so if you can't find the part that concerns you...tough s**t."

"I'll start with you, Mr. CSWA. I'm afraid you mistake my photographic memory for bitterness. You'll have to excuse me for the blasphemy..BUT...I really didn't give a damn about what was going on in CSWA until I heard about Evan slipping out in the middle of the night and signing a deal with Merritt. And trust me..I'll get to Evan's rewriting of history soon enough as well. But one thing that even you should be familiar with is a little word called 'bulls**t'. In your most emphasized line from your most recent promotional masterpiece, you said...and I quote...ahem...'WE.... DON'T...CARE... ABOUT... G...X...W.' A million pardons from Sean Stevens if that seems like I'm 'twisting your words'. You don't care about GXW. Hmm. Ok. Do me a favor, if you can pull you head out of your ass long enough, alright? Go take a look at the promos coming out of your company on a daily basis. Go ahead. Take a quick look-see... (Ryan leans in and winks) ..that one was for you Southern...."

"You don't care about us, and yet every single wrestler who means anything in relation to making this company any money whatsoever...is talking about us. Don't care huh? Guns practically fell out of his wheelchair to stick his two cents into things. You and Triple X are so bent out of shape about me putting my hands around Ivy's throat for two seconds that you haven't even shamelessly self-promoted yourself for an entire week. Even the stoic cardboard Evan Aho finally came out of the family dungeon long enough to say a few words. And then we've got Shane Southern on the side here hockin' his new anti-GXW tobacco at every truck stop and two bit diner in the South. So I'll go ahead and answer that question for ya. Yeah...that's clear enough. Tell me if THIS is clear enough... (Ryan leans in one more time) BULLS**T."

"As far as what happened with Aho, well...I'm not gonna go day in and day out discussing the semantics of what he was doing...helping a friend....spitting in our faces...tossing Kin Hiroshi's salad...it doesn't really matter. But don't fool yourself. I did plenty of damage to him. You speak of him being held down while I spoke...and that much is true. But you forget one thing. If you can't...remember correctly...I'll refresh you. Belly to belly suplex....STF...Humility Bomb through a table. Is it all coming back now? Is your Guns-like memory coming back out of the haze now? See, I'm afraid that it would be hard for Aho to remember correctly what exactly took place that night understandably...becuase you see...he was unconscious at the end. But you have video tape, you see. You have no excuse. So please, don't insult my intelligence anymore."

"But let's get to the core issue, here man. We've been dancing around it for so long and I've been waiting for one of you to catch on...but I'm tired of waiting while you all express your little brainfart ideas. It can all be summed up in something you said."

Hornet: "In fact, you should have been THRILLED at the exposure the 'return of now-CSWA Champ Evan Aho' was giving your company."

"There it is, right there in a nutshell. Wanna guess what I'm referring to, chief? Just to save us two weeks of 'You're just mad cuz you guys suck'...I'll explain. I've had it up to here with the overwhelming arrogance and pretentiousness of the CSWA. You come out on your stupid little shows where you perform for the same number of fans that I do every damn week. And you make your stupid little comments about being the big leagues while ignoring the fact that we come into the same arenas you do one week later and tear the house down. You put yourself up on a pedestal, and I'm no longer willing to sit by and let you put forth this lie. Just keep your eyes open. You'll see what I'm talking about soon enough. And don't bother with ignorant comments like I was upset that Kin Hiroshi was making noise. Kin Hiroshi can't pull his d**k out of a muffin long enough to even win the damn GXW TV Title. If weak ass comments like that are all you've got, you're gonna have to try a lot LOT harder."

"Don't take things the wrong way, Hornet. I didn't come here for any reason other than I wanted to. I'm not trying to make some sort of corporate takeover. I'm here because I wanted to, and because I could. I got into the building with complete and total ease and why? Maybe things aren't all they seem around here. And maybe...Michael Plett isn't the one you should be watching right now."

"You wanna talk about our first...meeting, Hornet? You wanna talk about that little attack on the stage? That's all fine and well but I would have expected you to understand the meaning of my comment on you being a tempting target. See, at that point I was looking to make things difficult for Evan. But you were in the back...and contrary to your comments that you're fighting for the company you love...you saw an oppurtunity for self-promotion one more time. So yeah, right then...when you came out and snatched up some spotlight for yourself just like always....you became the more tempting target. And it didn't go quite as well the next time we met up did it? When you came at me face to face....you ended up with a brand new dent in your big fat skull. Trust me, my friend... you have...and never will 'TAKE ME OUT'. And 'Trip' hasn't even seen a glimpse of me in the ring. When the time comes...he will. And when that time comes there will be a little more than a suplex from me and a superkick from him before the lesson is over. I never said I wanted the US Title. That's your boss' doing. As for what I do want...I'm afraid I'll have to repeat myself again...you'll see at Fish Fund."

"Before I conclude with you, let me reiterate for YOU. I don't care if you're bluffing or not. I'm not impressed, and I'm not intimidated...so if you have something to do...shut up and do it. But I guarantee, I won't be the one looking foolish at Fish Fund...and I'll say it again...if Ivy puts her nose into my business....I'll drop her without a second thought. Now YOU believe THAT."

Ryan reaches over and grabs a small book...

"Now on to Shane Southern.."

...that says on the cover 'Hick to English Dictionary'..

"Now then, it took me sometime to decipher what you were saying but I think I've got the gist of it now. You're just a funny little critter, aren't ya Southern? You think that stepping in the ring with the likes of you three scares me? Think about it Einstein. I walked in to the WHOLE DAMN CSWA BY MYSELF. But now, I'm scared of just three of you. You ain't too keen on the book learnin' are ya, boy? As for the square dancin' and collared greens...hell...whatever creams your twinkie. I don't really care. All I know is that I hope you realize we're not getting paid in cows and sheep for this match. If not, you're gonna be a might bit disappointed part'ner."

"I appreciate you giving me the warning on who I'm gonna have to look out for in this match. I wasn't sure who was gonna be the tougher challenge, but now that Shane Southern has let me in on his wrestling scouting report...well hell, I'm ready to take on the world! As a matter of fact, I might as well take everything I've learned in my ten years in the business and just throw it all out the window because BY GOD....that Shane Southern...he is...wrestler extraordinaire. He IS...a man among boys. I mean damn...he does live in a MAN'S WORLD after all. I'm sure he's won a ton of MAN'S WORLD Titles in his days right? He IS the NFW champ. Well I'll tell you what, Southern. As far as I'm concerned NFW stands for no f**king way. If you think for one second that an overblown hillbilly like you has a snowball's chance in hell of doing anything to prevent what I have in store at Fish Fund...then you're stupider than even I think you are."

"One thing I'm learning about you is that you're at least falling in with the company line. You're just as ignorant as the other idiots in your company. If you'd done some homework you'd know that I've been fighting AGAINST the GXW front office since I came in. It hasn't stopped me from holding the World Title twice...and for the last six months. I'm really sorry you're left here longing for a 'man's world'...but you see, where I come from...no one gives a s**t about Hornet's legacy.....and I'm sorry that the truth hurts so bad. You suck, we all know it..deep down...you know it. And come Fish Fund..you'll FEEL it. You really think I want your company's stupid little secondary title? Please. I have no use for it. I don't want it. What I want...you're gonna KNOW. And it's gonna mean a hell of a lot more than if I took that piece of tin off of Hornet. See, you have NO IDEA what you're in for. Me? I've been scouting you guys for quite a while. You're just walking around acting like anything that comes your way is no problem, just as stupid and ignorant as can be. But I'm through talking to you. I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall anyway. I don't 'spect you understand all that's going on, buckaroo. But I reckon I'll do my best to learn ya at Fish Fund."

Ryan leans up and for the first time ...gets a look of dead seriousness on his face...

"Evan, I know you were promised some words. And trust me, that time will come. But it seems to me that right about now you've got other things on your mind. I'll allow you to have some peace of mind...knowing that, for now at least...I'm going to turn my attention elsewhere. Besides, if I have to continue to listen to Grandpa River with the largest mouth in the world talk...I'm sure to throw up before long. So for now, I sentence you to a month of listening to Guns promos...and to dealing with Mark Windham and Craig Miles, and whoever else is put in your path. When the time is right, you'll get that oppurtunity to pay me back for GXW. And we'll do it the way you want it to be done. Man to man in the ring...no titles...no distractions. We'll settle our...disagreement.... like men. And then....we'll see who is right....and who is wrong...."

"Til then...."

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