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[LANGSTON] Attention-Getter

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"Have I got yo attention now, Canca man?"

[Close-up to the face of “Da Man” Xavier Langston. You can still see the healing scratches on his forehead, only partially covered by some dreads hanging down over his forehead.]

“Da Man” Xavier Langston:
"You remember my name yet? Or is I still a nameless face dat passes through yo mind when you close yo' eyes?

I remember you.

I remember what ya did ta me at Random Rumble. I remember comin' ta settle up wit ya at da House Show tour, and ya chickened outta a fight like a li'l bitch. So I showed up ta Hollywood's On Fire ta...jog yo memory, so ta speak.

[STATIC!]

[CUTTO: a replay from Reloaded 21.]

CARLTON: With Pat Black at our side, nob-- (SFX: A GUNSHOT! The crowd screams!)”

O’CONNOR: (V/O) “WAIT! WAIT! XAVIER LANGSTON JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND JUST BLASTED CANCER IN THE BACK WITH A CHAIR AND HE STAGGERS FORWARD! Jack Harmen looking around in confusion as Calvin whirls around and LANGSTON! Langston with one hand telling Cancer to get another one and WHOOOOOAH MAMA! (GUNSHOT!) LANGSTON JUST SMASHED CANCER OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR AND THE SEAT WENT FLYING! LANGTON WIDE-EYED . . . AND CANCER THROWS THE REMAINS OF THE CHAIR OFF THE STAGE! HE’S STILL STANDING!”


[STATIC!]

[CUTTO: Close-up of Langston’s face again, eyes burning with intensity.]

“Da Man” Xavier Langston:
An’ while I hated what you an’ yo’ li’l bitch Carlton did ta me during the Triple Crown match, at least I know I got yo’ attention now.

[STATIC!]

[CUTTO: another replay from Reloaded 21.]

H’WOOD: “In the ring, Beansprouts. . . someone’s trying to kill a Kaiju!”

(CUTTO: LANGSTON on the apron and climbing the top rope as TEDDY ALEXANDER is flat on his back. . . HERPIN is arguing with ROBINSON on the apron again as LANGSTON perches and poses for flash photo bulbs, when all of a sudden. . .CALVIN CARLTON shows up in the picture!)

O’CONNOR: “Could Langston be going for the LEAP OF F--OHNOOOOOOOOOOO! (LOUD GROANS!) OHHHHHHHHH! (SFX: WHAP! CROWD SCREAMS!) CARLTON JUST BLASTED LANGSTON WITH THE TENNIS RACKET! LANGSTON EAGLE-SPLIT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!”


“Da Man” Xavier Langston:
So now that I gotcha lookin’ dis way, I want cha ta listen real close Patty boy.

Eddie Mayfield said somethin' at his presser about swervin' into oncoming traffic.

I ain't jus' drivin' in a lane I ain’t supposed to be drivin’ in. I'm mashin' da gas full throttle, hangin' out da window firin' my Tec-9 into oncomin’ traffic screamin' GTA MOTHER[No Audio]. Because where I was raised, it was always blood for blood. An eye fo’ an eye. In Dallas, Pat. I’m gon’ get my blood from you. I’m gon’ bleed you dry, sucka.

An' as you lay bleedin' on da mat, countin' lights as yo' vision fades...you gon’ realize that while you wounded dis YOUNG LION, as Eddie so eloquently put it, ya didn't finish da job.. Ya didn't finish me off.

An’ you’re gon’ regret dat mistake fo’ da rest o’ yo’ life...both seconds of it.

Because I Am DA MAN...

AN' MY WILL...IS...LAW.

[Hard cut to STATIC!, then blackness.]
 

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