TBirdSCIL
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Major Impact vs. The OSBP
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JonMayhew71
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Indianapolis Riptide is the Beginning for Major Impact
Camera fades into a street sign that says "Oak Street" as we see Jon Savage and Johnny Wildside standing outside of their limo. The driver, Sam, is also waiting with them. Wildside sees the camera.
WILDSIDE: Here we are, guys. Oak Street. (looks around for a moment) Hmm. Doesn't seem like much, does it? I mean, it feels like Downtown Flint Michigan. Barren. Empty. Hardly any signs of life execpt for this whino over there leaning up against our bumper.....
(Wildside walks over to the back bumper of the limo)
WILDSIDE: Hey buddy! (hollering) Hey Buddy????
WHINO: (mutters and grunts only)
WILDSIDE: (yelling) HEY DRUNKIE JOHN! BUDDY, WAKE UP!
WHINO: (grunting) Um, not tonight dear, I have a headache.....
WILDSIDE: Oh for God's sakes. Jon, get him up......
At this point, the other limo door opens and a figure (from the waist down) is seen getting out of the car. He goes over the the whino, picks him up, and heaves him in an empty lot. The figure then gets back into the limo as the threesome are standing there, awestruck....
SAVAGE: Damn, never seen anything like that before. You Sam?
SAM: No sir, nuthin' like that.
WILDSIDE: Sam, get me uh, Malec on the phone. Tell him we just threw the guy we think is the OSBP's manager in a field, the drunk....
SAM: Yes sir
Sam retreats to the front of the limo as Wildside begins addressing the camera again
WILDSIDE: You see, Jon, most people would look at that and say "that's nothing, the guy was drunk off his a$$ and unable to defend himself." That may be true, but the guy that just got out of the limo used one hand. It's the truth. See, OSBP, we're here on Oak Street. Here's me, Savage, and the new tag team partner there in the limo. Yes, OSBP, you are the first tag-team to see what Major Impact we're going to have on the tag-team scene here in the GLCW. When historians write of Indianapolis Riptide in the future, they're going to say that Wildside and crew mand a major impact at the event that was second to none. It's true. What should scare you two whimps is the unknown. The unknown of who's inside that limo. Who could it be, who could it be??? It's a question that will definetly be answered at the start of Indianapolis Riptide. Believe me, you think you'll be seeing double just like Lush LaRue over there. (points to the field)
SAVAGE: Yeah, boys, sorry about your manager. (starts laughing with Wildside)
WILDSIDE: See, OSBP, Jon and I have survived the politics of the GLCW front office. The powers that be have constantly tried to beat Savage, here, down. Putting him in dark matches against mediocre competition that only won because of breaking the rules and being "in" with the boss. well, Savage and I survived that. Now the f.o. turns around and wants us to bring in a tag-team. Well, we've delivered that and then some. OSBP, you will fall victim to the major impact that is getting ready to sweep GLCW and the tag-team division......
A clicking sound is suddenly heard from the limo....
WILDSIDE: Savage, what the heck is that sound?
SAVAGE: Why it's the knees of the OSBP of course. They're already wondering what we've got up our sleeve.....
Sam is seen exiting the limo and going over to Wildside...
WILDSIDE: Did you get Malec on the phone?
SAM: Yes sir, and he said that OSBP don't have no manager....
WILDSIDE: Figures. Hey Oak Street Beach Patrol, since you're gonna need all the help you can get, why not get Rufus over there to be your manager? He would stand a better chance of not feelin' any pain......
With that, all three men laugh. Sam opens the limo door and Wildside and Savage get in. Savage is heard saying "nice work" as the limo door closes. Sam then gets into his driver's seat and the limo is seen speeding away. The camera then focuses on the drunk who is now sitting up. He shakes hie head then turns to the camera....
DRUNK: Who the hell is the Oak Street Beach Patrol????
Camera fades into a street sign that says "Oak Street" as we see Jon Savage and Johnny Wildside standing outside of their limo. The driver, Sam, is also waiting with them. Wildside sees the camera.
WILDSIDE: Here we are, guys. Oak Street. (looks around for a moment) Hmm. Doesn't seem like much, does it? I mean, it feels like Downtown Flint Michigan. Barren. Empty. Hardly any signs of life execpt for this whino over there leaning up against our bumper.....
(Wildside walks over to the back bumper of the limo)
WILDSIDE: Hey buddy! (hollering) Hey Buddy????
WHINO: (mutters and grunts only)
WILDSIDE: (yelling) HEY DRUNKIE JOHN! BUDDY, WAKE UP!
WHINO: (grunting) Um, not tonight dear, I have a headache.....
WILDSIDE: Oh for God's sakes. Jon, get him up......
At this point, the other limo door opens and a figure (from the waist down) is seen getting out of the car. He goes over the the whino, picks him up, and heaves him in an empty lot. The figure then gets back into the limo as the threesome are standing there, awestruck....
SAVAGE: Damn, never seen anything like that before. You Sam?
SAM: No sir, nuthin' like that.
WILDSIDE: Sam, get me uh, Malec on the phone. Tell him we just threw the guy we think is the OSBP's manager in a field, the drunk....
SAM: Yes sir
Sam retreats to the front of the limo as Wildside begins addressing the camera again
WILDSIDE: You see, Jon, most people would look at that and say "that's nothing, the guy was drunk off his a$$ and unable to defend himself." That may be true, but the guy that just got out of the limo used one hand. It's the truth. See, OSBP, we're here on Oak Street. Here's me, Savage, and the new tag team partner there in the limo. Yes, OSBP, you are the first tag-team to see what Major Impact we're going to have on the tag-team scene here in the GLCW. When historians write of Indianapolis Riptide in the future, they're going to say that Wildside and crew mand a major impact at the event that was second to none. It's true. What should scare you two whimps is the unknown. The unknown of who's inside that limo. Who could it be, who could it be??? It's a question that will definetly be answered at the start of Indianapolis Riptide. Believe me, you think you'll be seeing double just like Lush LaRue over there. (points to the field)
SAVAGE: Yeah, boys, sorry about your manager. (starts laughing with Wildside)
WILDSIDE: See, OSBP, Jon and I have survived the politics of the GLCW front office. The powers that be have constantly tried to beat Savage, here, down. Putting him in dark matches against mediocre competition that only won because of breaking the rules and being "in" with the boss. well, Savage and I survived that. Now the f.o. turns around and wants us to bring in a tag-team. Well, we've delivered that and then some. OSBP, you will fall victim to the major impact that is getting ready to sweep GLCW and the tag-team division......
A clicking sound is suddenly heard from the limo....
WILDSIDE: Savage, what the heck is that sound?
SAVAGE: Why it's the knees of the OSBP of course. They're already wondering what we've got up our sleeve.....
Sam is seen exiting the limo and going over to Wildside...
WILDSIDE: Did you get Malec on the phone?
SAM: Yes sir, and he said that OSBP don't have no manager....
WILDSIDE: Figures. Hey Oak Street Beach Patrol, since you're gonna need all the help you can get, why not get Rufus over there to be your manager? He would stand a better chance of not feelin' any pain......
With that, all three men laugh. Sam opens the limo door and Wildside and Savage get in. Savage is heard saying "nice work" as the limo door closes. Sam then gets into his driver's seat and the limo is seen speeding away. The camera then focuses on the drunk who is now sitting up. He shakes hie head then turns to the camera....
DRUNK: Who the hell is the Oak Street Beach Patrol????