TBirdSCIL
League Member
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jan-22-03 AT 00:08 AM (EST)](FADEIN: Tony and Rick at the GLCW Announce Booth)
TONY ROSS: "Up next, we have a match for the GLCW Tag Team Title, as Nick Kurtel and Xanatos challenge the team that has been unbeatable with those belts, Kraven and Flatliner, The Unholy Alliance!"
RICK WISEMAN: "Kurtel and Xanatos have definitely been upstarts lately, will they be the ones to finally take the straps off the UA? We’ll find out!"
(CUTTO: Matt Faley in the ring)
MATT FALEY: "This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Great Lakes Tag Team Championships! (crowd pops, CUEUP: "Breakdown" by Tantric) Weighing in at a combined weighing in at 458 lbs. NICK KURTEAL AND XANATOS!!"
(they get a lukewarm face pop, as they jog to the ring, dressed in matching black wrestling tights, CUEUP: "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica)
M.F.: "And their opponents, from Pandora Island, weighing in at a combined 580 lbs. they are the Great Lakes Tag Team Champions, KRAVEN AND FLATLINER, THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE!!"
(The UA get booed massively, they also wear matching tights with similar NEH symbols on the back, Kraven’s also reading "I AM THE F’N OMEGA," while Flatliner’s read "I AM THE HYDRA," the two walk to the ring briskly never taking their eyes of their opponents)
T.R.: "Kraven and Flatliner jump into the ring, and they immediately dispense of Xanatos! Flatliner just walked into the ring, military presses him over his head, and through him outside the ring, bashing his head on the guardrail on the outside! Xanatos is out!!"
R.W.: "Kurtel tries to sneak up from behind on Kraven, but that was not a smart idea!"
T.R.: "Kraven picks up Kurtel, CHOKE SLAM!"
R.W. "Things are not looking good here!"
T.R.: "Flatliner now has Kurtel, and Kraven is climbing to the top rope, Flatliner suplexes Kurtel off the rope, he hits and Kraven bulldogs him on the way down! The Guillotine!!"
R.W.: "Beautiful tag team wrestling from our champs!"
T.R.: "Kraven now grabs Kurtel, he tosses him to Flats, who Flatlines him back to Kraven who does the Cave-in. That was the Death Shock!"
R.W.: "And we all know where that leads...."
T.R.: "Kraven now has Kurtel, as Flatliner ascends to the top rope! Kraven turns, FACE OFF! This is over! 1-2-3!! That was embarrassing."
MAT FALEY: "Here are your winners, and STILL Great Lakes Tag Team Champions, The Unholy Alliance!" (The crowd boos, CUEUP: "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica, Kraven and Flatliner quickly leave the ring area, confidently with their belts in tow)
TONY ROSS: "Quite possibly the most one-sided win to date for the Unholy Alliance, it’s a shame it had to take place at Massive Assault. But in the mean time, let’s get back to Lady V again in the locker room."
(CUTTO: Lady Veronica and "El Diablo" Angel Castillo standing side-by-side in the interview area, Castillo giving his trademark devilish grin to Lady V, but she's trying to be as professional as possible and ignoring it.)
LADY V: "The rookie sensation only known as "El Diablo" Angel Castillo is with me right now as he gears up for his six-man tag team match against "Showtime" Steven James, Nick Kurtel, and Cameron Cruise. Mr. Castillo, how do you feel about--"
ANGEL CASTILLO: "Señorita, at the moment, I care nothing about anyone of them. I care only about you..."
LADY V: "Umm, uhhh, isn't it time for some abrupt interjection from your manager?"
CASTILLO: "Sly isn't here at the moment...I made specifically sure it's just you...and me..."
(Castillo gazes deeply into Lady V's eyes, smirking, and Lady V seems nervous, but entranced at the same time.)
CASTILLO: "Yo se que lo quieres...y si tu lo quieres...OH SHI--"
(Castillo runs off abruptly, scared apparently, and Veronica seems somewhat relieved, and then we see the cause of Castillo's running--King Krusher--entering the scene and standing by Lady V's side, KK seeming a bit peeved.)
KING KRUSHER: "The next clown that tries to lay his hands on you gets brainbusted through the floor. I'm tired of this crap. You OK, V?"
LADY V: "Yeah, I guess I'm getting used to it."
(K.K. storms off muttering to himself. Fade to commercial)
TONY ROSS: "Up next, we have a match for the GLCW Tag Team Title, as Nick Kurtel and Xanatos challenge the team that has been unbeatable with those belts, Kraven and Flatliner, The Unholy Alliance!"
RICK WISEMAN: "Kurtel and Xanatos have definitely been upstarts lately, will they be the ones to finally take the straps off the UA? We’ll find out!"
(CUTTO: Matt Faley in the ring)
MATT FALEY: "This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Great Lakes Tag Team Championships! (crowd pops, CUEUP: "Breakdown" by Tantric) Weighing in at a combined weighing in at 458 lbs. NICK KURTEAL AND XANATOS!!"
(they get a lukewarm face pop, as they jog to the ring, dressed in matching black wrestling tights, CUEUP: "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica)
M.F.: "And their opponents, from Pandora Island, weighing in at a combined 580 lbs. they are the Great Lakes Tag Team Champions, KRAVEN AND FLATLINER, THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE!!"
(The UA get booed massively, they also wear matching tights with similar NEH symbols on the back, Kraven’s also reading "I AM THE F’N OMEGA," while Flatliner’s read "I AM THE HYDRA," the two walk to the ring briskly never taking their eyes of their opponents)
T.R.: "Kraven and Flatliner jump into the ring, and they immediately dispense of Xanatos! Flatliner just walked into the ring, military presses him over his head, and through him outside the ring, bashing his head on the guardrail on the outside! Xanatos is out!!"
R.W.: "Kurtel tries to sneak up from behind on Kraven, but that was not a smart idea!"
T.R.: "Kraven picks up Kurtel, CHOKE SLAM!"
R.W. "Things are not looking good here!"
T.R.: "Flatliner now has Kurtel, and Kraven is climbing to the top rope, Flatliner suplexes Kurtel off the rope, he hits and Kraven bulldogs him on the way down! The Guillotine!!"
R.W.: "Beautiful tag team wrestling from our champs!"
T.R.: "Kraven now grabs Kurtel, he tosses him to Flats, who Flatlines him back to Kraven who does the Cave-in. That was the Death Shock!"
R.W.: "And we all know where that leads...."
T.R.: "Kraven now has Kurtel, as Flatliner ascends to the top rope! Kraven turns, FACE OFF! This is over! 1-2-3!! That was embarrassing."
MAT FALEY: "Here are your winners, and STILL Great Lakes Tag Team Champions, The Unholy Alliance!" (The crowd boos, CUEUP: "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica, Kraven and Flatliner quickly leave the ring area, confidently with their belts in tow)
TONY ROSS: "Quite possibly the most one-sided win to date for the Unholy Alliance, it’s a shame it had to take place at Massive Assault. But in the mean time, let’s get back to Lady V again in the locker room."
(CUTTO: Lady Veronica and "El Diablo" Angel Castillo standing side-by-side in the interview area, Castillo giving his trademark devilish grin to Lady V, but she's trying to be as professional as possible and ignoring it.)
LADY V: "The rookie sensation only known as "El Diablo" Angel Castillo is with me right now as he gears up for his six-man tag team match against "Showtime" Steven James, Nick Kurtel, and Cameron Cruise. Mr. Castillo, how do you feel about--"
ANGEL CASTILLO: "Señorita, at the moment, I care nothing about anyone of them. I care only about you..."
LADY V: "Umm, uhhh, isn't it time for some abrupt interjection from your manager?"
CASTILLO: "Sly isn't here at the moment...I made specifically sure it's just you...and me..."
(Castillo gazes deeply into Lady V's eyes, smirking, and Lady V seems nervous, but entranced at the same time.)
CASTILLO: "Yo se que lo quieres...y si tu lo quieres...OH SHI--"
(Castillo runs off abruptly, scared apparently, and Veronica seems somewhat relieved, and then we see the cause of Castillo's running--King Krusher--entering the scene and standing by Lady V's side, KK seeming a bit peeved.)
KING KRUSHER: "The next clown that tries to lay his hands on you gets brainbusted through the floor. I'm tired of this crap. You OK, V?"
LADY V: "Yeah, I guess I'm getting used to it."
(K.K. storms off muttering to himself. Fade to commercial)