Blood Bath
Classy Mike C is walking down a corridor in the backstage area of the Tokyo Egg Dome. Classy has the 52 Wild title over his shoulder and walks along merrily, whistling as he goes. Classy eventually reaches a door with "Press Room" written on and enters. Inside, cameras flash and Classy takes a seat ahead of what appears to be a press conference. To Classy's right stands an EUWC press officer.
Press Officer: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for your time. At this point you have the opportunity to ask EUWC 52 Wild Champion Classy Mike C ahead of Blood Bath, both concerning his title defence against Marshall Snow, his participation in the 20 man Blood Bath match or any other subjects...
Classy: Actually I'm not here to talk about the Blood Bath match, I've already commented on that. Did you not see the bit with me dressed as a ghost, very funny it was! (Silence in the room)...Ok, questions?
Journo #1: Mike, Paul Arthurs, World of Wrestling magazine. How confident are you of beating Marshall Snow?
Classy: Well Don, let me put it to you this way. Since Blood Bath last year, I've been EUWC Tag Team Champion twice and EUWC 52 Wild champion twice. What has Marshall done? Been a jobber in EUWC Europe! Marshall Snow can come down to the ring and attack me from behind all he likes, but I will walk out of Blood Bath still the EUWC 52 Wild champion.
Journo #1: Yes but he has beaten you twice in the last few weeks, surely that doesn't bode well for you?
Classy: Listen Up Bonehead, I don't know what you think counts as a victory, but come on! I let him beat me in that non-title match merely because I wanted a warm up for the Blood Bath match later in the night. And the tag match? I don't do tag teams anymore, I like to do things myself. If you don't do things yourself, then they don't get done right! Anyone else?
Journo #2: Hidetoshi Inamoto, Tokyo Sun. What are your impressions of the Japanese fans?
Classy: Quiet. I was hoping for Samurai swords, Pokemon and Godzilla, and then you all just sit there quietly! Mind you, at least that means I'm not disturbed by inane wailing. Next.
Journo #3: Alan White, New York Times, do you have any preference for tonight's stipulation?
Classy: As nice as a "Naked Super Model Lumberjack Match" would be, I don't really care. As long as it ends in Marshall Snow lying motionless on the canvas I'm content. Anyone else?
Journo #4: Tony McCarroll, London Evening Standard. Any thoughts about the matches with your fellow Brits, Donny and Danny Collins taking part?
Classy: Good luck to them I guess. I don't really give a damn if I'm honest though. Right last question.
Journo #5: Alan McGee, Fox World Sports, any parting messages for Marshall Snow?
Classy: Marshall, Marshall, Marshall. Happy Halloween! Y'know I can't help but notice that today is of course Halloween, and you are off course in a "relationship" with a young lady named Halloween. How is she Marshall? Y'know what I don't really care. Let's get past that little coincidence and talk business. You want what is mine right? The 52 Wild title, my 52 Wild Title. Well I'm afraid after the bright return you've made to EUWC, this is where the fun ends. Marshall Snow I'm sick of your camp little ways, and your make-up, and just about everything else about you. So tonight, when the stipulation is decided, the bell rings and the match starts, I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure that you not only don't win the match and the belt, but that you don't even make it to the Blood Bath match! Nothing personal though Marshall, I just plain and simple don't like you. Thank you, good afternoon, enjoy the show and Happy Halloween.
Classy gets up and exits as the screen fades to black.
