Spike Saunders
Super Moderator
Good Evening Knight Watchers. Or is it really? How about Hoytaddicts? Okay okay so I was tasked with pushing out an update tonight on the status of our beautiful World Champion, Saphire, following the events at SLAM 42. I would like to clear any bad air and inform you that after a few nights medical stay Saphire is indeed doing well. She may not want to take any dives into tables anytime soon, but really who does? And for all you Saphire-holics and 'fans', according to this E-Mail update before me, she opted out of Stitches in favor of glue -- so yes, nothing about her beautiful face or hair has been changed. You're welcome.
We also have word, courtesy of this E-Mail I am reading in front of me, that our luscious GM Jack Harmen is looking at booking some special matches for SLAM 43 on a final stop before Gods vs Titans pay per view. Hopefully we can announce those soon as well!
So Trent McKnight is out still with the flu I am told. That is fine. I get more time doing these things. Like running his Twitter Feed, using his Amazon Account, and even announcing special news. Now friends, always remember to log out your accounts --you never know when someone may purchase the new Firemen Calender of 2014. To be fair I also bought him My Little Pony! Oh! And Mr. Blitzkrieg Champion Judasbleek should be receiving my late Christmas gift (courtesy of McKnight) any day now. A nice little book from The Oatmeal website on killing Hamsters!
I digress. News! Right! So on SLAM 43 we are currently scheduling a one on one interview with the very person that Suplexed Saphire off the cage and seems bent on her destruction. That self-proclaimed Paragon of the industry, Zed. Trent McKnight will go--wait, what? Am I reading this email right? Hello? It does not say Trent here people. Why does it say my name? Please tell me this was a mistake? I can not do this! I will NOT do this! I will make Trent better, so please do not make me do this!
Adria out.
Source: http://thenbw.com
We also have word, courtesy of this E-Mail I am reading in front of me, that our luscious GM Jack Harmen is looking at booking some special matches for SLAM 43 on a final stop before Gods vs Titans pay per view. Hopefully we can announce those soon as well!
So Trent McKnight is out still with the flu I am told. That is fine. I get more time doing these things. Like running his Twitter Feed, using his Amazon Account, and even announcing special news. Now friends, always remember to log out your accounts --you never know when someone may purchase the new Firemen Calender of 2014. To be fair I also bought him My Little Pony! Oh! And Mr. Blitzkrieg Champion Judasbleek should be receiving my late Christmas gift (courtesy of McKnight) any day now. A nice little book from The Oatmeal website on killing Hamsters!
I digress. News! Right! So on SLAM 43 we are currently scheduling a one on one interview with the very person that Suplexed Saphire off the cage and seems bent on her destruction. That self-proclaimed Paragon of the industry, Zed. Trent McKnight will go--wait, what? Am I reading this email right? Hello? It does not say Trent here people. Why does it say my name? Please tell me this was a mistake? I can not do this! I will NOT do this! I will make Trent better, so please do not make me do this!
Adria out.
Source: http://thenbw.com