Presenting...The NFW HOF PAGE!

[jediPREZ]

LINK: http://nfw.e-wrestling.org/content.php?p=HOF

So, I've gotten the basics in there.

Any suggestions?

I was thinking maybe typing a blurb on each, but I didn't want the page to go on and on and on and on...

Any thoughts are appreciated and for those of you that *do* know the 2011 induction, please don't spoil it for the masses!

 

[User Poets]

LINK: http://nfw.e-wrestling.org/content.php?p=HOF

Any thoughts are appreciated and for those of you that *do* know the 2011 induction, please don't spoil it for the masses!

C'mon... Siegel is going to want to know so he can prepare an acceptance speech...

 

[jediPREZ]

Siegel never wrote nor was he the inspiration for the Powermaster/Lady Freedom feud. I wish those rumors would just stop.

 

[LQJT86C]

Can we put objects and places in the HOF? If so, I hereby nominate:

Damien Priest's graveyard
Shawn Hart's glass dildo
Lowell, MA

 

[jediPREZ]

Can we put objects and places in the HOF? If so, I hereby nominate:

Damien Priest's graveyard
Shawn Hart's glass dildo
Lowell, MA

I would really have to object on 2 of those 3...

1) We'd want Priest's jar with the head in it.
2) Yori's dildo's are far more important than Hart's and would have precedence.

 

[User Poets]

What about a dual induction? Melton's mouth and Troy's nutsack?

 

[jediPREZ]

What about a dual induction? Melton's mouth and Troy's nutsack?

I'd sooner induct Melton's horse!

 

[LQJT86C]

I would really have to object on 2 of those 3...

1) We'd want Priest's jar with the head in it.
2) Yori's dildo's are far more important than Hart's and would have precedence.

I did make mention in the TV title match that, in fact, Yori's dildos were less primitive and more hi-tech than Shawn's. Still, we must give credit where credit is due. We have may have Michelin's, but it was the caveman who invented the wheel.

Or...

WAS IT ALIENS?!

 

[User Poets]

I'd sooner induct Melton's horse!

 

[EastPrez]

I would really have to object on 2 of those 3...

1) We'd want Priest's jar with the head in it.
2) Yori's dildo's are far more important than Hart's and would have precedence.

The jar had a brain in it.

 

[Chad]

The Hornet/Manson 'Bamboo Stakes From Hell' match (my title for it) should be in.

 

[User Poets]

The Hornet/Manson 'Bamboo Stakes From Hell' match (my title for it) should be in.

I'm almost done with it!

 

[jediPREZ]

I'm almost done with it!

I hope not. Legend has it that once the magnum opus is completed, we're supposed to close down FWrestling as we know it.

 

[User Poets]

I hope not. Legend has it that once the magnum opus is completed, we're supposed to close down FWrestling as we know it.

So you're saying I hold the fate of the entire website in my hand?

....

BOW TO ME, MUTHAFKKKKKKKAS!

 

[LQJT86C]

Oh so THAT'S why it never got posted. I was wondering why that match appeared as "subscribers only" when I did the archiving. ESEN Subscribers Only=Nobody finished this match.

 

[User Poets]

I'd already left the fed due to personal problems at that point but I wanted to contribute something. Unfortunately over the course of the next month I got laid off, spiraled into severe depression, and took about three years to actually crawl out of it.

 

[jediPREZ]

I'd already left the fed due to personal problems at that point but I wanted to contribute something. Unfortunately over the course of the next month I got laid off, spiraled into severe depression, and took about three years to actually crawl out of it.

Yeah, it took awhile to break the streak of Pete getting assigned NFW matches and horrible curses emanating from that.

I even remember an electrical storm targeting where you lived...

Good times.

 

[User Poets]

The curse was broken with Wrestlestock, if I remember correctly?

 

[jediPREZ]

The curse was broken with Wrestlestock, if I remember correctly?

Which had it's own electrical storm to serve as a karmic sacrifice.

 

[User Poets]

Speaking of which, I've just spent the past two days reading all of season 1. Lovely build to the cage explosion.