TBirdSCIL
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(FADE-IN: Tony Ross and Rick Wiseman sitting at the
announcer's booth, looking up at Matt Faley in the
ring, ready to announce the next match. Matt Faley
seems a bit impatient, waiting for the entrance music
of the match's first competitor to start up so he can
do his job. CUE-UP: "Rottweiler" by Pitch Black.)
MATT FALEY: "Making his way to the ring being
accompanied by Naomi, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing
256 pounds... the self-proclaimed 'God's Gift'
DEAN... MCQUEEN!!" He is accompanied by Naomi!!"
(The clean shaven McQueen comes down to the ring in
yellow shorts and red boots, Naomi wears a tight red
number, which gets many obscene chants from a group of
young guys near the aisle. He gets a bad reaction
from the crowd. CUE-UP: "Narcosynthesis" by Nevermore.)
M.F.: "Now, coming down the aisle is... from
Pittsburgh, PA, weighing 260 pounds, accompanied by
Karen Jewello... the ERADICATOR... TROY MARTINEZ!!"
(Crowd pops huge for Martinez and his
lovely goth valet. He walks energetically to the ring
donning a black leather jacket and jeans. He climbs
up the stairs, gestures to the fans, keeping a dead
eye on McQueen)
TONY ROSS: "Wow, Troy Martinez is as focused as a man
can get!"
RICK WISEMAN: "Martinez is still smarting from that
loss to Golem last week, and it certainly looks like
he's ready to show the GLCW higher-ups why he's more
than worth his salary. This match also might be a
message to Golem, an indication that last week's loss
was nothing more than a fluke."
T.R.: "That's if Martinez can make it through Dean
McQueen."
R.W.: "The two are relatively the same size, but Troy
has got years of experience on the young McQueen.
However, stranger things have happened, so let's hope
this match is one to remember."
T.R.: "The bell rings and the two lock up. And it's a
stalemate. They retreat back, and lock up again.
This time Troy getting the upperhand with a
hammerlock, he's got McQueen writhing on the right
shoulder. McQueen to the ropes and Martinez puts him
down with a shoulder block. Dean is up quick, gains
some momentum off the ropes, and charges at Martinez
with a strong clothesline. Troy ducks it and comes
back off the ropes with the Spiritual Hammer! Double
axe handle to the head of McQueen!"
R.W.: "Troy is definitely on top of his game tonight,
and it sure looks like McQueen is in for one helluva
night."
T.R.:"Martinez hoists him up... sit-down powerbomb!
He calls that one the Celebrity Bomb!
R.W.: "How do you know all these names?"
T.R.: "I always give you the abridged "Move Names"
card. Besides, you're just the color man."
R.W.: "Yeah? Well check this out... Martinez isn't
through with McQueen yet. McQueen stirs, and stands
right into a spinning heel kick from the Eradicator!"
T.R.: "That's the Total Eradication! And McQueen is
down AND OUT!
R.W.: "Total Eradication? You're making that up."
T.R.: "Nope... it's right here... on the card..."
R.W.: "And if McQueen is in La-La Land, I hope
his vacation there is better than the reality that's
in the ring. Martinez is about to put this one away
with the move he calls simply, 'The Eradication'."
T.R.: "The Texas Cloverleaf is locked... and McQueen
taps out like a crying baby before Troy applied enough
pressure to break McQueen's leg!"
R.W.: "I'll bet that one's for Golem, Tony."
T.R.: "I'll bet you're right. Perhaps they'll have at
it again some other day but right now, Troy Martinez is the winner!
I'm receiving word that there's something happening in the back!"
(CUT-TO: Backstage, some cameraman is walking around
backstage and trips over something, the camera falling
over, straight up on an angle showing Michael Manson
crouched against the wall, leaniong over the camera
man, implying Manson tripped him.
MICHAEL MANSON: "You in the union?"
CAMERAMAN:".....I think so...."
MANSON: "You know, I don't have one. And since I've
decided to blame King Krusher for everything, I'll
blame him for that."
(Manson grabs the cameraman's hands and bends back 2 of
his fingers)
MANSON: "Tell me when it hurts."
CAMERAMAN: "It hurts...IT HURTS."
MANSON: "Good."
(Manson pulls back the other 2 fingers. Fade-Out to a commercial.)
announcer's booth, looking up at Matt Faley in the
ring, ready to announce the next match. Matt Faley
seems a bit impatient, waiting for the entrance music
of the match's first competitor to start up so he can
do his job. CUE-UP: "Rottweiler" by Pitch Black.)
MATT FALEY: "Making his way to the ring being
accompanied by Naomi, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing
256 pounds... the self-proclaimed 'God's Gift'
DEAN... MCQUEEN!!" He is accompanied by Naomi!!"
(The clean shaven McQueen comes down to the ring in
yellow shorts and red boots, Naomi wears a tight red
number, which gets many obscene chants from a group of
young guys near the aisle. He gets a bad reaction
from the crowd. CUE-UP: "Narcosynthesis" by Nevermore.)
M.F.: "Now, coming down the aisle is... from
Pittsburgh, PA, weighing 260 pounds, accompanied by
Karen Jewello... the ERADICATOR... TROY MARTINEZ!!"
(Crowd pops huge for Martinez and his
lovely goth valet. He walks energetically to the ring
donning a black leather jacket and jeans. He climbs
up the stairs, gestures to the fans, keeping a dead
eye on McQueen)
TONY ROSS: "Wow, Troy Martinez is as focused as a man
can get!"
RICK WISEMAN: "Martinez is still smarting from that
loss to Golem last week, and it certainly looks like
he's ready to show the GLCW higher-ups why he's more
than worth his salary. This match also might be a
message to Golem, an indication that last week's loss
was nothing more than a fluke."
T.R.: "That's if Martinez can make it through Dean
McQueen."
R.W.: "The two are relatively the same size, but Troy
has got years of experience on the young McQueen.
However, stranger things have happened, so let's hope
this match is one to remember."
T.R.: "The bell rings and the two lock up. And it's a
stalemate. They retreat back, and lock up again.
This time Troy getting the upperhand with a
hammerlock, he's got McQueen writhing on the right
shoulder. McQueen to the ropes and Martinez puts him
down with a shoulder block. Dean is up quick, gains
some momentum off the ropes, and charges at Martinez
with a strong clothesline. Troy ducks it and comes
back off the ropes with the Spiritual Hammer! Double
axe handle to the head of McQueen!"
R.W.: "Troy is definitely on top of his game tonight,
and it sure looks like McQueen is in for one helluva
night."
T.R.:"Martinez hoists him up... sit-down powerbomb!
He calls that one the Celebrity Bomb!
R.W.: "How do you know all these names?"
T.R.: "I always give you the abridged "Move Names"
card. Besides, you're just the color man."
R.W.: "Yeah? Well check this out... Martinez isn't
through with McQueen yet. McQueen stirs, and stands
right into a spinning heel kick from the Eradicator!"
T.R.: "That's the Total Eradication! And McQueen is
down AND OUT!
R.W.: "Total Eradication? You're making that up."
T.R.: "Nope... it's right here... on the card..."
R.W.: "And if McQueen is in La-La Land, I hope
his vacation there is better than the reality that's
in the ring. Martinez is about to put this one away
with the move he calls simply, 'The Eradication'."
T.R.: "The Texas Cloverleaf is locked... and McQueen
taps out like a crying baby before Troy applied enough
pressure to break McQueen's leg!"
R.W.: "I'll bet that one's for Golem, Tony."
T.R.: "I'll bet you're right. Perhaps they'll have at
it again some other day but right now, Troy Martinez is the winner!
I'm receiving word that there's something happening in the back!"
(CUT-TO: Backstage, some cameraman is walking around
backstage and trips over something, the camera falling
over, straight up on an angle showing Michael Manson
crouched against the wall, leaniong over the camera
man, implying Manson tripped him.
MICHAEL MANSON: "You in the union?"
CAMERAMAN:".....I think so...."
MANSON: "You know, I don't have one. And since I've
decided to blame King Krusher for everything, I'll
blame him for that."
(Manson grabs the cameraman's hands and bends back 2 of
his fingers)
MANSON: "Tell me when it hurts."
CAMERAMAN: "It hurts...IT HURTS."
MANSON: "Good."
(Manson pulls back the other 2 fingers. Fade-Out to a commercial.)