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Round 1: “The Native All-American American” Alexander Hayes vs. Hijo de Sombra

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Round 1: “The Native All-American American” Alexander Hayes vs. Hijo de Sombra

Roleplay period starts on Wednesday, April 25 and ends Tuesday, May 1. 2 roleplay max in this round.
 

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Re: Round 1: “The Native All-American American” Alexander Hayes vs. Hijo de Sombra

To Whom it May Concern:

So, Hijo de Sombra and I are to represent SFT in the first round in the Ultra title tournament. Hmm, there is a familiar tone to this. I am once again an Underdog, but lo and behold so is Hijo. No one knows anything about us and little is expected of us. That can be a good thing and a bad thing. It can be a bad thing if you’re the competition, because taking the two of us so casually could be your own downfalls. People like you are tapeworms on the very populace of the world. What I can’t seem to fathom is your usefulness. It’s pretty apparent to me that these lazy troglodytes would rather sit around on their asses and get paid for doing absolutely nothing. You know what that is to me? Welfare.

Well, if you want the economy to suffer any more and your employment to dwindle that’s fine with me. I, however, will not have trouble finding a job. Not only am I an accomplished athlete, I am a Harvard graduate hailing from Stamford, Connecticut herself. I AM THE PRIDE OF THE STATE! Undefeated throughout my tenure there as well as my high school days. What the FW doesn’t realize is, when they let me sign up, they were getting the one who’ll win that tournament. Many times before I predicted that I would win many of my matches. I did not disappoint. If you think that this is going to be any different, then you’re wrong. DEAD WRONG!

Although I’m the neophyte coming into this event, don’t let misapplication of any inconceivable natures that you know or think you know about me go without any regards to your own expedition. People like you Hijo are a dime a dozen. I’ve seen you compete in the SFT and by what I have observed, I’m lucky. Lucky to get the chance to face a very proud competitor who’ll stop at nothing to obtain what is rightfully his. You’ve got the talent, and definitely the drive. Each of these attributes is something that I can relate to. For your sake, don’t relegate me to some second rate athlete. We’re both performers, let’s give them a show that they can be proud of. We’re against some of the best talent in the world. You and I can do extraordinary things if we are to let that happen and I do mean extraordinary.

In speaking of extraordinary, I was listening to that blog show the other day and I have to say that was the worst piece of crap I’ve ever listened to. The only mention that I got was interesting. INTERSESTING! What the hell are the suits thinking? Haven’t they ever seen me perform? Obviously not. There main concern was the tournament. All they had to do was just ask the executive team for any of my tapes from previous shows in SFT and they would have seen who I truly am, but no. They had to say interesting. How insulting can you get?

On a serious note, I’m going to win this tournament plain and simple. There’s nobody alive today that can withstand the greatness of Alexander Hayes. I am as they say the best in the world. You know what that means? Look at me and you’ll know. I’m not just saying that to say it. I’m saying it because I know. Many people in the past has considered me a fluke, and me; I’m no such thing. Just as they had given up on me, I fought back. The higher echelon had tried to get rid of me. Nobody wanted me around, and look at me now. Where are the rest of you? Back in that three ring circus I call SFT, while I’m here in the grandest stage of them all battling it out with the greatest athletes of all time.

The old Alexander Hayes would have vacated the premises by now, but now, now I’ll do whatever it takes to get the win. It’s pure and simple. Look at my records FW, you’ll see what I mean. I’m a two time hardcore champion, one-time tag team champion, and one-time hardcore champion. I’ve held every single title in my company save for one. And I’ve done that within a little short of a year. Sure, many of you have done the same similar feat, but with the aforementioned accolades and my prior status in collegiate wrestling, there is no doubt you’ll see where I stand.

So, in conclusion FW, I’d like you to understand one thing. I am the only true star around here. When it comes right down to it, any concessions that you might have about me now should be laid to rest. I’m not going to sit around and be looked at as the underdog in this tournament. Because at any one time many things could happen. It is as you say the pinnacle of our sport, and, perhaps the single greatest thing to be conceived within our great business. Within a few weeks, perhaps months, we’ll find out our winner. For now, this is Alexander Hayes, and I’m just going to enjoy the ride. Anything else is just futile.
 

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