(It’s a strange day at the warehouse in Springfield, MO known as the headquarters of now defunct Midwest Championship Wrestling [MWCW]… The Sergeant is seated behind the check in counter, where he has been for his previous ULTRATITLE segments, but this time he is not alone in the building…)
(With a look of amusement on his face, Sarge peaks over the counter at his training facility… Three young, scrawny or slightly out of shape men are working on the mat with some of the sloppiest wrestling drills known to man…)
The Sergeant: I know what you’re thinking. I’m thinking it, too. What the hell are these guys doing in my gym? The place has been deserted for years now, except for me using it as my own personal fortress of solitude. It was a bad investment as a wrestling company, but a pretty good investment as a man cave.
Now I’m not alone. These three knuckleheads are here. I can’t say I’m happy about it, but I’m not gonna turn these guys away. It just wouldn’t be right. I might be a loner in some regards, but I’ve got principles.
I know everyone is wondering how these guys got here in the first place. Truth be told, I think they saw my win over Gemini this past weekend and realized that ol’ Sarge isn’t just looking for money. I’ve actually got some talent. It must have reminded them about this gym, too.
This morning I returned to the warehouse after catching up on some much needed sleep, and these three were standing at the door. I didn’t ask much of them, only why they were here. They replied that they wanted to train.
I told them that I don’t operate MWCW as an independent promotion or a training facility anymore, but that didn’t deter them. One of them had some experience, or at least that is what he told me, so I told them they could run some drills until they could find a real trainer. If anyone out there is willing to stop in and give these three some pointers, stop on by. I won’t charge you rent and I don’t expect you to charge them a dime, but I won’t hold a grudge if you get a little money off them.
They just seriously need some help. I’m afraid they might hurt themselves. Or worse, somebody else. All the waivers have been signed, but I’m just not a mean spirited guy. I don’t want anybody to get hurt chasing their dream.
(Pause…)
The Sergeant: These guys are here because people are starting to get it. I’m for real. I wouldn’t return without being ready. It’s just not the way I’d conduct myself. I’m not doing this for the money. I’m doing this because at my core, it’s what I am. I don’t know how I let myself lose sight of that fact years ago when I grew more successful.
The first round meant a lot to me, personally. I think more than a few people counted me out against a guy like Gemini. I talked to numerous old wrestling acquaintances, and more than a few said I might have drawn an unlucky first round. With my ring rust and the toughness of my opponent, I can understand the concern.
Regardless, I survived, slapped on some CORRECTIVE TRAINING, and here I am advancing to the next round. Even got a few groupies trickling in.
(Smile…)
The Sergeant: That brings me to my next opponent, Derrick Allen. As far as Bracket 2 is concerned of the ULTRATITLE tournament, I think this match is something organizers and fans alike are excited about. The buzz seems to be that a lot of Round 1 matches looked out of sloppy, and more than a few winners looked out of shape and unfit for the long haul of the tournament. With these disappointing showings, it’s up to guys like Derrick and I to take it to the next level. From what I’ve seen of Allen, from attitude to skillset, this match looks chockfull of potential.
I have to say, it’s got me fairly excited.
I don’t mean to overhype here, but this should be the match that defines the bracket, maybe even the tournament. I love competition. I love a challenge. A guy like Derrick Allen has a style I gel with, unlike Gemini.
(Pause…)
The Sergeant: With Gemini, I spent a lot of time trying to figure him out mentally. The craziest part of that strategy was that he just wasn’t right in the head in the first place. It’s impossible to figure an insane person out, no matter how hard you try.
Sometimes it does a soldier no good to know the reasons a suicide bomber decides to strap a bomb to his chest. That sort of thing is for people above my pay grade. A soldier simply needs to know how to stop the suicide bomber from being successful.
Somehow, I parlayed this into a successful strategy. For a man who feels no pain and isn’t all there mentally, I simply chose to employ a “choke him out” approach. It worked.
(Smile…)
The Sergeant: This time around, I don’t purport to understand the mind of Derrick Allen, either. It’s different, though. He has reasons and motives behind his actions. He seems just as competitive and determined to win as I am.
The more I think about it, Derrick Allen just has that chip on his shoulder. You know, that chip on a guy’s shoulder that either makes him one of the best or the guy who can’t catch a break. I don’t know enough about Allen to give a definitive answer, but from my limited exposure to him, he appears to bea guy who is one puzzle piece away from greatness.
He reminds me a lot of myself a few years back.
(Sarge pauses for a moment, shifting his weight as if he is uncomfortable with both his line of thought and what he is about to say…)
The Sergeant: That brings me to something that has rubbed me the wrong way since ULTRATITLE began concerning Allen: a seeming lack of respect for all competitors. The guy is good. Very good. Tons of potential and all that. I think him grouping the tournament into the has-beens and never-was-ones early on in this thing showed me something.
My fear is that Derrick Allen will sell me short and not give me my proper respect.
Don’t get me wrong, here. I don’t fear this possibility because I need his respect. On the contrary, I worry about this because, if true, it will lessen what we can accomplish in the ring. He deserves better than that. More importantly, I feel I deserve better.
(Sarge wipes a small bead of sweat from his forehead …)
The Sergeant: The first exposure I had to Allen was a disrespectful monologue prior to his match with Christopher Ryan Eagles. He disrespected his opponent, for sure, but he also…
(Sarge trails off as one of the skinny fat trainees approaches him… The man is wearing a paper cutout mask… Eye and mouth slits have been cut into the cutout, slightly obscuring who the mask is supposed to be of… Still, it looks like Sarge’s opponent, Derrick Allen… It most likely came from a pro wrestling magazine…)
Skinny Fat Trainee: (in a horrible Derrick Allen voice…) All I have heard lately is of guys past their prime coming out of whatever hole they have been in claiming they are the man to beat…
(Sarge cuts him off and gives him a dismissive backhanded wave, as if shooing a fly away…)
The Sergeant: (laughing…) Get out of here, buddy. That tactic has already been played out. It didn’t work so well for his last opponent.
(Sarge smirks as the guy walks away, shoulders slouched and head down…)
The Sergeant: It’s funny what a young wrestling hopeful will do in hopes of being recognized. As you can see, my promotional budget isn’t nearly as large as one Christopher Ryan Eagles. I didn’t invest my old sports entertainment earnings as wisely as I could have. It’s not all gone, but then again it’s not all here, either.
Speaking of budget and trainees, perhaps Derrick Allen can come over and offer some training to that young gentleman in the near future. I didn’t ask him to do that, and it seems like he could use some guidance.
There’s an open door policy here at MWCW headquarters, obviously.
(Smiles…)
The Sergeant: Back to my point. There is obviously some deep-seated disrespect toward legends in young Mr. Allen.
Luckily for me, I’m not exactly a legend. I’m a former rookie prospect, sophomore phenom, and eventual curtain jerker. I came back with something to prove.
I’m not the guy to beat for any other wrestler in this thing. Right now, I’m the guy to beat for Derrick Allen. That’s it. Only him.
If he learned one thing from watching my first round match, hopefully it’s that I haven’t lost a step. I am just as fast, just as strong, and just as athletic as ever. Ask the guys who knew me from Empire Pro back in my rookie days. If you watch my match with Gemini and compare it with my Best of Empire Pro Wrestling DVD match, you’ll see that I still have it. These days, though, I’m much more organized and focused. That’s what makes me much more dangerous than I’ve ever been.
Last week, my plan for the ULTRATITLE Tournament was to beat Gemini. Mission accomplished.
I have a new strategy now. Beat Derrick Allen. He’s a game opponent, and neither of us should be ashamed of a loss, but I don’t plan on losing. I want this to be a five-star classic; a match this tournament deserves. But, I have a vested interest in ol’ Sarge going home with a victory.
Unless I’m mistaken, this victory will be impossible without giving him a little combat tested, mother approved CORRECTIVE TRAINING.
(FADE OUT…)