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I finally read that promo for Olvir. That's 15 hours of my life that I'll never get back.

I tap out, bro! You win. I'm giving you the whole tourney. It's yours.

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If that took you forever, I doubt you'll read this sample of mine from over two years ago. Keep in mind, the caps used in reverse for the main character of this RP was done so, to make the audience very uncomfortable. I think it got across. What do you think?

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Peterson - Matola, I'm hearing that we have a special promo for the fans tonight. F-U has been scheduled, late, to make an appearence. I hear they're next! Right here during a House Show!

Matola - Oh boy! I'm thrilled about this. F-U is stylin'. Nothing seems in their way!

Peterson - We've had to bump Chris Helms' warm-up match, a hot new sensation to hit XWF, who has his first mainstream televised match, against Yummy Taka on Revolution, following our Taboo Edition. Let's hope he didn't need the practice...

"**** You" by Overkill pops up, and so do the fans, as the members of "F-U" are making an appearence. First through the curtain is Alexis, followed by Engel and Shooter who is wearing the U.S. title around his waist. And finally, the three members standing one both sides of the curtain, point to it as Phoenix comes through, wearing the XWF World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, and the RWN Championship over his shoulder. Phoenix begins leading the pack down the ramp. Fans on both sides reach out, trying to touch them. Shooter and Alexis start slapping hands with the crowd in attendance.

Matola - The fans have really be taking an interest in F-U. Do you remember Phoenix's arrival? They all wanted him to leave! Now they want him to touch them.

Phoenix, followed by Engel, reach the steps, and walk up them and into the ring. Shooter slides into the ring, catching up to Engel And Phoenix. Alexis is wearing a revealing short skirt, climbs into the ring. The fans at ringside caught a glimpse of Alexis' panties, white with red hearts. She turns back to the whistles, smiling, then winking. She blows a kiss, then putting her lollipop back in mouth. She then gets into the ring through the second rope that's being held down by Shooter sitting on it. Phoenix requests a mic. As soon as the fans start to calm their cheers, Phoenix goes to speak...

Crowd - F-U! F-U! F-U! F-U!

PhOeNiX - hEY!!!

Phoenix's voice was raised, yelling to the crowd. There's a pause... Then a smirk revealed by Phoenix.

PhOeNiX - f-u TOO!

He cracks a small smile, and the fans laugh.

PhOeNiX - aNYWAY... ...i'VE GONE OVER IT AGAIN AND AGAIN IN MY HEAD. aBOUT SOMETHING THAT i MAY DO. i HAD AN IDEA, BUT i WASN'T SURE IF IT'S SOMETHING i SHOULD DO. i WANTED TO DO IT, BUT WAS UNCLEAR IF i NEEDED TO, OR IF IT WAS WORTH IT, OR ANYTHING ELSE. sO, i LEFT IT UP TO THE STAFF. i GAVE THEM A POLL TO DECIDE WHAT i SHOULD DO ABOUT THE IDEA... ...tHE IDEA WAS, TO SACRIFICE MY TIME AND PERHAPS THE CHANCE OF FALLING ASLEEP, ALL TO GO AHEAD AND PRESS PLAY ON THE vcr AND WATCH THE cOREY gEIN TAPES...

The crowd laughs.

Matola - Haha! Falling asleep. I did just about every thirty seconds!

PhOeNiX - bUT i HAVE UNFORTUNATE NEWS...

Crowd - Awww...

PhOeNiX - ...fOR cOREY gEIN! wHEN i CHECKED IT, 100% OF THE VOTES, WAS FOR ME TO RIP HIM A NEW ONE VERBALLY, AND THAT'S DAMN SURE WHAT i'M GOING TO DO!

The crowd lift up, getting pumped, as they start to wave their hands around, clapping.

PhOeNiX - wITH THAT SAID, i ENDURED HIS PROMOS, AND SAT THROUGH EACH ONE, AS HARD AS THAT IS TO FATHOM... bUT i DID IT, AND i'M ASTONISHED... i'M BEWILDERED. i'M DUMBFOUNDED. hOW THE **** DID HE GET AWAY WITH SAYING ALL THAT ****? hOW COULD xwf FEELS RIGHT ABOUT THEMSELVES, LETTING THAT MAN GO ON AND ON LIKE THAT? wOW. i KNOW WE'RE IN A PROMO DROUT MINUS, f-u, BUT ****, i DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE *THAT* BAD OFF. i HAD NO IDEA THE xwf WOULD ALOOW JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, JUST TO FILL GAPS. aT LEAST WITH EVERYONE ELSE WHO TALKS, THEY'VE BEEN DOING IT THE RIGHT WAY AND MAKING SENSE TO A DEGREE. mONTIERO, rOBB, yAMI ETC. ALL HAVE BEEN SPEAKING UP, AND TO THEIR CREDIT, THEY'VE BEEN DOING GOOD JOBS. i CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT THE DISPLAY THAT gEIN TRIED TO PUT ON. aND WHILE FRANKLY, i KNOW SOME OF YOU WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW, LIKE cOREY gEIN; i'M AFRAID i'M LEFT WITH NO CHOICE AFTER THE POLL. i'M GOING TO FINISH RUNNING gEIN'S NAME INTO THE GROUND, ALONG WITH THE BODY THAT'S NO LONGER HERE!

The audience erupts in a cheer.

PhOeNiX - sO NOW THEN! yOU ALL KNOW HIS FIRST PROMO STARTED OFF WITH A VIEW OF HIS SKULLS, WHICH SURROUND A ROOM IN gEIN'S HOUSE. rETARDED AND IN POOR TASTES OF "TROPHIES", TO SAY THE LEAST. aLSO ON DISPLAY WAS A NEWSPAPER THAT SHOWED aNUBIS' CRASH, AS THOUGH HE GOT OFF HAVING THAT AS A REMINDER. fRANKLY, IF SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT; i WOULDN'T NEED *ANY* REMINDER. gEIN IS ONE, BUT ACTS LIKE THIS, ONLY GOES TO SHOW THAT HE'S A CONFUSED INDIVIDUAL, AND SERIOUSLY NEEDS PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION. aN i.q. TEST COULDN'T HURT EITHER.

Phoenix says that comicly point blank.

PhOeNiX - hE STARTS OFF PRETTY MUCH TALKING ABOUT aNUBIS AND THE TRAGEDY THAT SURROUNDS HIM NOW IN THE HOSPITAL. aND THAT'S FINE, BUT WHAT GOT ME WAS THAT LIKE THAT, HE SWITCHED GEARS AS THOUGH HE REALLY *DOESN'T* CARE, EVEN THOUGH HE'S BEEN PLUGGING THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE. i KNOW HE HAS LITTLE REMORSE FOR PEOPLE IN GENERAL, BUT HE CLAIMS TO HAVE AN INNER CIRCLE WHICH ARE TREATED DIFFERENTLY. aNYBODY IN THAT INNER CIRCLE SHOULD BE GIVEN MORE RESPECT THAN WHAT HE SHOULD. eVEN IF IT'S EXAMPLE IS SOMEWHAT REMOTE, OR EVEN SUBTLE... hE ASKS ME IF i WONDER WHY i BEAT HIM IN OUR fIRST bLOOD MATCH. hE ANSWERS THE REDUNDANT QUESTION, WITH AN IRRELEVANT ANSWER. tHAT HE'S A MASOCHISTIC ****, AND THAT HE ENJOYS THE TASTE OF BLOOD, EVEN IF IT'S HIS OWN. tHAT'S BAD ENOUGH, BUT HIS INTELLIGENCE LACKS WHEN HE SAID THE FOLLOWING; "But we don't need to go there now do *I*?" uM, DID ANYBODY ELSE SEE THE CONFLICT IN THAT SENTANCE? i'M SURE YOU DID. yOU MIGHT THINK i'M TAKING CHEAP JABS, BUT THE FACT IS, IF HE CAN'T EVEN PUNCH RELEVANT POINTS, WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE AN IDIOT, HOW CAN HE POSSIBLY HAVE EXPECTED TO BEAT ME? i, WHO AM SOMEONE WHO CAN USE A BRAIN, AS WELL AS MUSCLE... hE'S ALSO SAID i'M ****ING DUMB FOR CALLING HIM A NEVER-HAS-BEEN. oK. i STILL DON'T SEE HOW i'M WRONG. hE BRAGS ABOUT ABOUT HAVING VICTORIES OVER cHRIS jOHNSON, DOOMSDAY AND SUCH. aND? tHAT DOESN'T IMPRESS ME. sO DO i. wHAT'S YOUR POINT? dOOMSDAY AND jOHNSON ARE GOOD COMPETITORS, BUT SINCE i *HAVE* BEATEN THEM, FLAUNTING THEIR NAMES WOULD HAVE DONE NOTHING TO ME PSYCHOLOGICALLY. hE ALSO WENT ON TO REMIND US ALL OF FOUR VICTORIES OVER aNUBIS. oK. i'M GLAD YOU FOUND THAT AS USEFUL INFORMATION, WHILE i WONDER *WHY* YOU DO. mY BEST GUESS, THOSE MATCHES WERE WHILE ENOUGH AGO, THAT YOU'VE GREATLY CHANGED SINCE THEN, AND IS WHY YOU DIDN'T THIS LAST TIME IN THE SEMI-FINALS.

Matola - Phoenix, again and again, shows how smart he can be. He keeps amazing me with his insight.

Peterson - Again, we understand eachother.

PhOeNiX - hE WANTED TO PLAY THE STIPULATION GAME WITH ME-THAT i HAD NO "EASY WAY" OUT THIS TIME. jUST FIGHTING gEIN i HAD AN EASY WAY OUT. i HATE aNUBIS, BUT i WOULD HAVE SEATED ONE MORE DROP FOR HIM THAN i DID YOU, AND GUESS WHAT; i DIDN'T SWEAT A-ONE. wHAT FOLLOWED NEXT, WAS HIS STATING HE'S GOT A "DEBT OF HONOR" TO THIS MATCH, WHICH HE'LL REPEAT MANY TIMES OVER HIS FOUR PROMOS... tHAT WAS REAL ANNOYING, AS YOU KNOW. bUT HEY, WHEN HE'S OUT OF THINGS TO SAY SO EARLY ON, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REALLY EXPECT...? ...hE WAS ALSO OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED ABOUT A COMMENT i MADE, i NOTICED. i SAID THAT HE WAS ONE INCH AWAY FROM BEING FORGOTTEN. tHE ONLY REASON HE'S STILL IN MEMORY, IS BECAUSE HE WON'T DISAPPEAR. hE TRIED TO REVERSE THAT ON ME AND SAY THAT BECAUSE i REMEMBER OUR fIRST bLOOD MATCH, THAT HE HADN'T BEEN.

Phoenix opens his eyes wide, dumbfounded. Then blinks, trying to understand Gein's mentality. The crowd laughs. After a pause, Phoenix smiles and continues on.

PhOeNiX - i ALSO CALLED HIM DESPERATE. hE CLAIMS HE'S FAR FROM IT. iF HE REALLY WERE, HE WOULD NOT HAVE RESPONDED TO IT. hEH. sO HA, HE PROVED MY POINT. aND HE CLAIMS IF HE WERE, HE WOULD HAVE ATTACKED TO ME TO SOFTEN ME UP. i GOT NEWS FOR YOU, gEIN, IF YOU HAD ATTACKED ME, IT STILL WOULDN'T HAVE DONE YOU A BIT OF GOOD. pHOENIX CAN GET TEMPORARILY KICKED DOWN, BUT THAT'S NOT WHERE i STAY. i GET UP AND COME BACK THAT MUCH HARDER. GEES, DON'T YOU LISTEN? hAVEN'T *YOU* BEEN PAYING ATTENTION? i TELL EVERYONE, YES, TIME AND TIME AGAIN, JUST YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LISTEN! pHOENIX DOESN'T *STAY* DOWN! aND WHEN HE IS, HE GETS RIGHT BACK UP AND USES THAT AS FUEL TO BECOME THAT MUCH GREATER! sO **** OFF WITH YOUR IDLE WORDPLAY... aND WHETHER YOU BEAT THE PEOPLE YOU DID, BY YOURSELF OR NOT, MEANS WHAT? aND THIS STUFF ABOUT YOU AND TEAMING WITH aNUBIS, COUNTING AS THE ONLY TIMES YOU'VE WON WITH HIS HELP; YOU GUYS ONLY WON ONCE! yOUR TAG "STREAK" ENDED WHEN i AND dOOMSDAY BEAT YOUR TEAM. aND YOU'VE LOST BEFORE IN TAG TOO. aNUBIS EVEN SAID SO. sO i DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THERE... aND WHILE i DEGRADED YOU-EVEN MORESO THAN YOU DO-YOU SAY YOU WERE GOING TO COME BACK AT ME AND BREAK ME DOWN MENTALLY. sINCE i DIDN'T BOTHER TO WATCH YOUR PROMOS, THAT WHOLE NOTION WAS THROWN OUT THE WINDOW. aND NOW THAT i HAVE SEEN THEM, i CAN TELL YOU IT WOULDN'T HAVE HELPED YOU ANY ANYWAY... aND YEAH, i THOUGHT i'D GET PAST YOU EASILY, AND i DID, SO, i DIDN'T **** MYSELF AS YOU CLAIMED! yOU SHOULD HAVE SHUT UP BEFORE YOU STARTED. i'M STILL TALKING ABOUT THE FIRST PROMO YOU CUT, AND YOU'RE ALREADY DUG DEEP INTO A HOLE YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF!

Shooter in the background, nods, giving a few slight claps agreeing with him. Alexis continues to look on, while Engel has chosen to sit at a turnbuckle, resting against its bottom rope, in his trench coat, as usual so far, wearing his white mask.

PhOeNiX - aND HERE'S SOMETHING i THOUGHT CONTRADICTED MANY OF HIS POINTS THAT WOULD FOLLOW, BUT HELL, HE SAID IT ANYWAY. "Yeah you've done a lot of stuff with your career here" EVEN IF HE FOLLOWED IT WITH "But guess what; "I'm going to once again establish my name as the ****ing man". hEY GEIN. i'M STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO RE-ESTABLISH YOUR NAME. i MEAN IT. i'M WAITING. sTILL wAITING. aNYTHING? nOPE! bECAUSE YOU CAN'T, cOREY. yOU JUST CAN'T. yOUR NAME IS BEYOND REVIVAL. yOU CAN BE IN hCw ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOUR NAME IS STILL DEAD. yOUR BODY IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING YOUR NAME FROM COMPLETELY DYING OUT. aND EVEN THEN, IF hCw IS SMART; THEY'LL SEE IT TOO... yOU ALSO SEEMED TO GET TOUCHY WHEN YOU FOUND OUT i CALLED YOU WEAK. oF COURSE, i MEANT MORE THAN PHYSICAL. yOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, BY THE WAY YOU RESPONDED. yOU WENT ON ABOUT BENCHING 500 POUNDS, AND SQUATTING 750. lISTEN. wHEN i SAY SOMETHING, THERE'S USUALLY MORE TO IT THAN THE SURFACE. buT YOU'RE AN IDIOT, THEREFORE, ONCE AGAIN, YOU FELL INTO ONE OF MY UNKNWOING TRAPS. yOU'RE A ****ING MORON, MAN. i DON'T KNOW HOW YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF, REALLY i DON'T... aND YEAH, i SAID aNUBIS DIDN'T DESERVE THE TITLE. wHAT? i'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT i SAID WRONG. oR WHAT i SAID THAT WASN'T TRUE. i MEAN, IF *ANY* ONE SHOULD BE cHAMPION, IT SHOULD BE THAT ****ING EXPLODED TABLE. *tHAT* WAS WHAT BEAT ME, gEIN, nOT aNUBIS. sO, NO; HE WILL NOT BE cHAMPION UNTIL "he" LOSES IT. bESIDES, you ARE THE ONE WHO LOST IT FOR HIM. gOOD JOB BY THE WAY.

Phoenix winks and smiles. The crowd gets a kick out of it, while Alexis starts giggling.

PhOeNiX - yOU CLAIM i HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING THAT HAS FANS AWED WORLD WIDE. eVEN IF THAT HAD BEEN TRUE AT THE TIME, i DOUBT THEY CAN RESIST THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF ME BEING THE FIRST dOUBLE cHAMPION, TO HAVE WON BOTH BELTS IN ONE ****ING NIGHT!

Crowd - Woohoo! You rock Phoenix! F-U is the ****!

PhOeNiX - yOU ALSO SAY i HAVEN'T TAKEN THE BEATINGS YOU HAVE. *tHAT* i BELIEVE. yOU'RE NOT AS GOOD AS i AM, SO NATURALLY YOU'D BE GETTING BEAT UP A LOT MORE. sEE, i THINK THAT NOT GETTING MY ASS HANDED TO ME DAILY, MEANS i'M GREATER. tHE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE, gEIN, IF ONLY YOU'D OPEN YOUR EYES... aND ABOUT YOU THINKING i WOULDN'T BE UP TO THE TASK WITH ANY MATCH YOU COULD BRING TO THE TABLE, YOU'D STILL BE WRONG. i GRANT YOU, SINCE i GOT TO aw AND NOW HERE IN THE xwf, i HAVEN'T BEEN IN MANY SPECIALTY MATCHES. bUT YOU KNOW, i'VE NOT BEEN GIVEN THE CHANCE. aND HAD YOU HAD NOT BEEN SO ****ING LAME AND STARTED *****ING, WE COULDA HAD ONE! bUT NO, YOU RAN YOUR MOUTH AND LANDED YOURSELF FIRED. nOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW. aND AFTER ALL THIS, i WOULDN'T FIGHT YOU NOW, BECAUSE YOU'VE PROVEN YOUR PLACE IN THE WRESTLING WORLD, AND THE BOTTOM OF THE CHAIN, JUST LIKE i TOLD YOU YOU WERE... oH, AND YOU SAID i WAS A COCKY SON OF A *****. yES, THIS IS TRUE. yOU ALSO SAID THAT i AM THE ONLY PERSON THAT MADE THE xwf RUN. tRUE AGAIN! yOU'RE NOT *ALL* BAD IT SEEMS, BUT STILL TOO FAR FOR REAL RECOGNITION... aND YOU BROUGHT UP h8 cLUB, i THINK IT WAS.

Phoenix turns to his F-U members, then back.

PhOeNiX - iS IT SOME SORT OF GOLFING LEAGUE THING? bECAUSE, i HAVEN'T YOU GUYS OUT THERE TOGETHER, TRYING TO BE CALLED THE TEAM YOU SAY YOU ARE. yOU KNOW 'CAUSE, sHOOTER, aLEXIS, eNGEL AND i, WE HAVE OUR OWN BITS, BUT YOU CAN CLEARLY SE WE'RE A UNIT AS WELL. yOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT h8 cLUB. aND IF MY MEMORY SERVES, YOU STARTED THAT NAME AFTER MY ARRIVAL, AND IN THAT TIME, WHAT HAS h8 cLUB ACCOMPLISHED...?

Phoenxi puts his right hand to his ear, to listen. He's paused there for about 15 seconds. He lets go of his ear.

PhOeNiX - i'M SORRY, WHAT?

He puts his hand back on his ear, and the crowd starts laughing again. He then pulls it back off his ear, and straightens up.

PhOeNiX - aND **** OFF WITH YOUR "TECHNICALITY" BULL**** YOU CLAIMING i WANT. *aNUBIS* WAS THE cHAMPION BY A TECHNICALITY! aND THAT'S THE ****ING TRUTH, gEIN! yOU KNOW IT! sO STOP SPOUTING OTHERWISE, ****ER. yOU'RE OBVIOUSLY IN OVER YOUR HEAD ON EVERYTHING THUS FAR. bUT HEY, THAT'S WHY YOU LOST. yOU'RE IN THE DARK... aND YES i DID ALLOW YOU TO REPLACE aNUBIS IN THE MATCH. iF YOU MUST, GO ASK eLVIS YOURSELF. rEALLY. iF YOU WANT, YOU COULD EVEN EMAIL HIM. sURE. iT'S elvis3162005@xwfederation.com, IF YOU REALLY WANT PROOF. gO AHEAD AND ASK HIM. *i* GAVE THE OK. aND NO, eLVIS DOES NOT DO MORE THAN i REALIZE. hE DOES A LOT. *tHAT*, i REALIZE, BUT UNDERESTIMATING HIM IS NOTHING pHOENIX WOULD DO! aND AGAIN, WRONG! i AM NOT JUST A WRESTLER. i DON'T JUST DO *THAT*. i'M ALSO AN APPRENTICING cOLUMN WRITER, WHICH BY THE WAY HAVE HAD GREAT RATINGS, FOR THE ONLY TWO ARTICLES i'VE WRITTEN THUS FAR. aND i ALSO DO PULBIC RELATIONS. bET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT. yOU WOULDN'T, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO HAVE BEEN TOLD SUCH! yOU MATTER NOT... wHAT ELSE DID YOU SAY...? oH RIGHT, YOU TOLD EVERYONE THAT aNUBIS "WRECKED" ME. uGH NO HE DIDN'T. a ****ING UNEXPECTED EXPLODING TABLE DID! aNUBIS WAS JUST IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME. hE DID NOTHING HIMSELF TO BRING THAT ABOUT. hIS PUTTING HIS FINISHER ON, WASN'T NEEDED SADLY. i WAS OUT BY THEN AND DIDN'T REMEMBER THE MOVE HE PUT ME THROUGH, BECAUSE i WAS ALREADY OUT BY THEN... aH, AND THEN YOU THREATENED THAT YOU COULD HAVE WASTED ALL OF US. sHOOTER. eNGEL. aND UM, YEAH, YOU MENTIONED lAURA, YET SHE'S IN chz WITH vIC sLATER. hAS BEEN FOR AWHILE NOW. sO, AS YOU HAVE ASKED ME; WHERE HAVE *YOU* BEEN...? aND NO, i DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE BECAUSE i ASKED YOU TO. aND REALLY, i DIDN'T ASK. i TOLD YOU TO IF YOU WANTED TO DEFEAT ME. aND SINCE YOU DIDN'T, YOU KNOW WHAT THE RESULT WAS.

Matola - Man, an uppercut after another! Phoenix really is doing a number on Gein here, and I think Phoenix is STILL reffering to the first promo Gein did...

PhOeNiX - dON'T BRING sAGE INTO THIS, EITHER. hE SAID THAT xwf WAS A ****HOLE PERHAPS, BUT HE LEFT *BEFORE* i WAS NEAR THE TOP OFFICIALLY. i HAD MAYBE TWO TO THREE MATCHES BEFORE sAGE WAS GONE, AND EVEN AFTER THAT, i WASN'T THERE YET NEAR THE TOP. sO AGAIN, NO RELEVANCY IN YOUR STATEMENT... yOU SAY i DO THE SAME OLD BORING ROUTINES. wHAT ROUTINES? yOU MEAN, NAIL MY OPPONENT ON ANY AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM? yES, YES i DO. gLAD YOU NOTICED. tHAT'S WHY i COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE. bECAUSE, IF YOU CAN SEE *THAT* PATTERN, WHY COULDN'T YOU SEE THE ONE OF ME *BEATING* THEM AS WELL... nO ONE CALLS YOU AN ICON, EITHER. sO STOP THINKING THEY DO. oNLY YOU SAY THAT. kNOW THE DIFFERENCE, K? k... hAHA, YOU SAID TOO, THAT YOU AND aNUBIS ARE THE FUTURE OF *THIS* COMPANY. uM...

Crowd chuckles. Shooter and Alexis start laughing.

PhOeNiX - yOU KIND OF HAVE TO BE A PART OF THE COMPANY, TO BE ITS FUTURE... aND i MARKED YOUR WORDS, TOO, GEIN. i DID. yOU SAID "Anubis will not lose his belt on my watch". i DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT. yOU KNOW WHAT i'M THINKING... tRUE THOUGH, ONLY ONE OF WALKS AWAY MOTHER ****ER, BUT YOU FAILED TO MENTION THAT YOU'D BE CRYING, WHILE *i* WALKED AWAY... a TIME LAPSES OR SOMETHING IN YOUR FIRST PROMO, AND YOU END UP IN A SWAMP OR SOME****, WITH A GUN, LIKE YOU'RE HUNTING, AND START CALLING YOURSELF "somethink dark". yOU'D BE MUCH BETTER OFF IF YOU *WOULD* THINK. sO YEAH, THINK DARK, THEN BE IT. dON'T FLAUNT IT... hERE'S ABOUT THE TIME YOU STARTED SAYING SOMETHING THAT WOULD SOON BE REPEATED IN THE REST OF YOUR PROMOS; CUTTING THE MUSTARD. iN THIS CASE, IT WAS ABOUT YOU BEING DEADLY OR SOMETHING. tHE ONLY THING DEADLY ABOUT YOU, IS THE RATINGS YOU GET WHEN EVER YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH. yOU SAID IT'S WORKED FINE FOR YOU FOR 8 YEARS, AND WOULD WORK THE NEXT 30. eVEN IF THAT IS TRUE, ALWAYS REMEMBER, THAT *i* AM THE ONE WHO PUT THE HUGE DENT IN IT. *i* AM THE ONE WHO DIDN'T CIRCOME TO YOUR WILL. tHAT i, BEAT YOU IN SPITE OF YOURSELF...! AND YOU WRONG. eVEN AFTER OUR MATCH, i DO NOT FEAR YOU. i DON'T EVEN A LITTLE. dIDN'T BEFORE, AND THE SAME REMAINS. wAS i A "SIMPLE FEAT" AS YOU PUT IT? aM i? i'M WONDERING, 'CAUSE, i COULD HAVE SWORN YOU SAID i *WOULD* BE. hMM. mAYBE i WAS WRONG...

Phoenix shrugs jokingly.

PhOeNiX - aNUBIS APPARENTLY COULD VOUCH SOMETHING. hE TOLD YOU i WAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, TO WRESTLE. hAVING HIM SAY THAT, AND MY BEATING YOU, WHERE DOES THAT PLACE YOU ON THE RANKS? tHINK ABOUT THAT... yOU USED THE MUSTARD THING AGAIN, YADDA, YADDA... oH, THAT YOU THINK i DON'T HAVE CLAIM TO THE BELT. yOU STILL DON'T GET IT!? wHOA. yOU NEED HELP, SERIOUSLY. cHECK INTO IT... yOU STATED YOU NEVER LET A TEAMMATE DOWN IN A SITUATION LIKE THE ONE WE WERE IN. sO i'M PRIVELEGED TO HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO TARNISH YOUR "REPUTATION". pHOENIX ALWAYS LOVES PUTTING IN DENTS, AND DOING **** NOBODY ELSE HAS BEEN ABLE TO DO. sO i'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT TO MY ATTENTION. i FEEL EVEN BETTER THAN i DID BEFORE. sO, THANKS... aND YES, gEIN, YOU WERE PRETENDING. yOU WERE THE sUB-cHAMPION. tHAT'S THE SAME AS MAKE-BELIEVE. yOU WERE FILLING IN. yOU HAD TO BE cHAMPION FOR aNUBIS BECAUE HE COULDN'T DO IT HIMSELF. aND YEAH, i SAID IT THAT WAY BACK THEN, BECAUSE i WAS PROVING THE POINT YOU MADE WHEN YOU SAID THAT; THAT YOU'RE NO cHAMPION. tHAT MY FIGHTING YOU IS OBSURD. tHAT IT'D BE BETTER TO HAND IT TO ME THAN HAVING TO FIGHT A SMALL-TIME GUY LIKE YOURSELF... oH, AND aLEXIS? cAN YOU STEP FORWARD A MOMENT?

Her eyes widen as she asked to come to Phoenix. As she walks the few steps, the crowd takes this as a chance to whistle at her. A small pause while Phoenix looks at her. Alexis unsuspecting, Phoenix grabs onto her chest, more specifically, her breast.

Peterson - Oh my God.

Matola - Whoa! Look, Peterson! Phoenix is touching her puppies!

The crowd, who are just as shocked as Alexis is, are going nuts in the crowd.

PhOeNiX - hMM. oK...

And then he kneels. He lifts up her skirt and looks closely between Alexis' legs! The fans get even more crazy, laughing and hollering all the while.

PhOeNiX - hEY, UM, gEIN? i REALLY DON'T THINK aLEXIS IS A HERMY. cOULD BE WRONG, BUT i MEAN, i DON'T SEE ANYTHING TO INSINUATE THAT...

Alexis surprised, is released. Phoenix drops her skirt and lets her go back to where she was. She biows to Phoenix, smiling, and then to the crowd, who is well-received.

PhOeNiX - aGAINST WHAT YOU THINK, gEIN, i WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE A FIGHT ON ONE OF YOUR PLAYGROUNDS. i REALLY WOULD HAVE. i HAVEN'T HAD AN EXTREME MATCH IN AWHILE. aND ONE AGAINST YOU? wOULD HAVE BEEN DAMN AMUSING...! i EARNED THE TITLE LIKE A MAN, gEIN, BECAUSE i BEAT A MAN ON MY OWN, DEAD CENTER IN THE RING-YOU KNOW, THAT BATTLE CENTER YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT; THAT'S WHERE i DID IT. i BEAT YOU WITHOUT WEAPONS, OR WITHOUT OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE. *i* DID IT. aND *THAT*, MAKES ME A MAN... aND WHAT'S THIS BULL**** ABOUT eLVIS? oF COURSE HE WANTS A ****ING MAN AS cHAMPION! ****, THAT'S PROBABLY THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION YOU'VE BEEN ASKING. "wHO GAVE THAT GUY A TITLE SHOT ANYWAY?" dUR, YOU RETARDED ****. eLVIS CAN BE REAL DUMB SOMETIMES, BUT HE CAN'T DENY TALENT WHEN HE SEES IT! aND THAT'S WHY i WAS GIVEN CHANCES TO BECOME cHAMPION, AND YOU HAVEN'T-ANYMORE. sO **** OFF ON THAT ONE TOO!

Phoenix stops a moment, putting the mic down to his side, taking a deep breath.

Crowd - Phoenix! Phoenix! Phoenix!

PhOeNiX - i'M MOVING ON FROM THE FIRST PROMO YOU DID, AND RIGTH TO THE SECOND, WHERE YOU WERE LOOKING AT A CAR. oNE OF THE THINGS THAT YOU SAID, WAS THAT i SAID YOU WERE "ALINATED" AND YOU COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY. iT'S THAT THERE IS NO SUCH ****ING WORD, DIP****! wHEN YOU GO ONLINE, AND POST **** ON OUR xwf BOARDS, YOU HAVE A SIGNATURE: "Alinated, Segregated, Playa Hated, and faded. Now what do you think of the killer you created?" wELL i HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT YOU MUST HAVE MEANT "ALIENATED"*. iT MEANS TO MAKE UNFRIENDLY, HOSTILE, OR INDIFFERENT WHERE ATTACHMENT ONCE EXISTED. nOW, *THAT* WOULD HAVE MADE SENSE. BUT YOU CLEARLY CAN'T SPELL AND STILL FEEL IT'S SPELT "ALINATED", SO HOW CAN YOU COME TO *ANY* RIGHTEOUS CONCLUSION ABOUT ANYTHING...? i DON'T HAVE TO ADMIT THAT aNUBIS WHIPPED MY ASS AND THAT i DON'T DESERVE THE TITLE, BECAUSE IT WOULD CLEARLY BE UNTRUE. sO, THERE'S YOUR SIMPLE ANSWER TO YOUR SIMPLETON QUESTION... i LAUGHED WHEN YOU SAID i'D NEVER BEAT YOU AGAIN. iT'S EVEN FUNNIER NOW, BECAUSE i *DID*! hAHA. sORRY; i JUST HAD TO SHARE THAT ONE... yOU SAY i REPEAT EVERYTHING EVERYONE SAYS ABOUT YOU. nEWSFLASH: i DON'T LISTEN NOR HAVE HEARD WHAT OTHERS SAY. aNYTHING i'VE MENTIONED, IS OF MY OWN DISCOVERY. iF IT MATCHES WHAT THEY SAY, IT'S COINCIDENCE. aND IF IT'S TRUE, THAN HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE BEFORE IT SINKS INTO THAT HEAD OF YOURS THAT WE'RE RIGTH AND YOU'RE WRONG? jUST HOW MANY...? dON'T TAKE CREDIT FOR SAVING US ALL FROM BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS AND ****. wITHOUT ****ERS LIKE YOU IN OUR GOVERNMENTS CONTROL, WE WOULDN'T NEED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE. iT'S LIKE THE NUCLEAR WAR. aLL IT TAKES IS ONE TO START, AND THE REST FOLLOW. oTHER COUNTRIES SEE GUYS LIKE YOU, SO THEY CREATE THEIR OWN, AND SO ON AND SO ON. wITHOUT YOUR KIND EVER BEING CREATED, THERE'D BE no PROBLEM... yOU WERE IN THE mAIN eVENT AT eOx, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE i WAS BUSY MAKING SURE aNUBIS DIDN'T KEEP THE u.s. TITLE, WHICH i WAS SUCCESSFUL AT BY THE WAY...

Phoenix sports a very big cheesy grin. Crowd laughs, as does Shooter and Alexis. Alexis actually, just giggled a lot.

PhOeNiX - xwf WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN FINED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IF eLVIS HAD NOT LET YOU BACK IN, EITHER. hAH. eVEN IF eLVIS DID GET SUED, YOU THINK THAT RICH ****ER GIVES A ****? iT'S JUST A LOUSY COUPLE MIL! pOCKET CHANGE...! aND gEIN, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, i DO TALK THE GAME OF ONE OF THE BEST IN THE SPORT, *BECAUSE* i AM THE BEST IN THE SPORT. tHERE'S NO DENYING THAT NOW. i HOLD THE TWO TITLES THAT PROVE IT. tHE xwf AND rwn wORLD TITLES. wHEN HAVE you EVER BEEN ABLE TO SAY THAT? nEVER... oH, AND YOU FIRST CLAIMED THAT i BEAT YOU THE FIRST TIME, BECAUSE YOU LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR BLOOD AND SUCH, YET, IN YOUR SECOND PROMO YOU BLAIMED IT ON FRACTURED RIBS, A BROKEN FINGER AND A SORE ELBOW AND THAT i HAD YOU AT LIKE 30%...

Phoenix dumbfounded again by Gein being completely full of ****.

PhOeNiX - bUT OK, i WON'T DWELL ON THAT ONE-THAT ONE i'LL JUST LET GO, BECAUSE IT'S TOO DAMN FUNNY THAT YOU DID THAT... yOU SAY YOU HAVE SACRIFICED MORE IN YOUR CAREER THAN IN MINE. tHIS IS TRUE. sOMEONE AS UNTALENTED AS YOU, *NEEDS* TO PUT MORE ON THE LINE IF YOU WISH TO BE SUCCESSFUL. i'M JUST NATURALLY THAT TALENTED, THAT WINNING? dOESN'T REQUIRE MUCH! aND YEAH, TO GET THAT BELT i HAD TO COME THROUGH YOU-AND i DID IT QUITE WELL. wELL, AS YOU CAN SEE!

He shows off the title to the camera. Shines it with his paml, mocking Gein, and probably Anubis too.

PhOeNiX - oH RATINGS i'M SURE, WERE THROUGH THE ROOF, WHEN YOU HOCKED A LOUGIE, EXPLAINING HOW YOU SAW MY CHANCES OF BECOMING cHAMPION! i'M SURE THAT WAS WHAT WON EVERYBODY OVER, RIGHT THERE! aBSOLUTELY BRILLIANT DEFENSE. tHERE'S NO HOLES IN YOUR CASE NOW IS THERE? ****IN' PUNK... yOU ARE HIS REASON FOR FALLING, EVEN IF YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T BE. aND HE WON'T BE BACK. hE'S GONE. hE QUIT, AGAIN, TO FOLLOW YOUR STUPID ASS OFF TO hCw. tO BE CLEAR, i DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST hCw-BUT i FIND IT CRAZY THAT THEY'D HIRE YOU GUYS UNLESS THEY WERE REALLY DESPERATE... yOU ALSO STATED, gEIN, THAT IT'S PRETTY SAD TO SAY THAT i WAS xwf'S NEXT CHOICE FOR THE wORLD TITLE. cHOICE? i GAVE NOBODY A CHOICE! i MADE IT A DAMNED FACT, *****! pHOENIX is A cHAMPION, WITH THE TITLE OR NOT. tHE TITLE, PROVES IT. iT PUTS THE GARNISH ON THE MAIN COURSE... oH AND YOU DISCREDITING THE QUITTING THING VERSUS COMING BACK AND HAVING MATCHES. dID i EVER SAY YOU WERE GONE "LONG"? nO. bUT WHEN YOU GOT BACK, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN GONE, BECAUSE YOUR MATCHES MEANT NOTHING. yOU WERE JUST FILLER IN A SHOW. dEAL WITH IT... aND OK, YOU BEAT aNUBIS FOUR TIMES. wHO HASN'T DAMN NEAR, gEIN? hE'S LIKE THAT OLD CLICHE; HE'S LIKE A SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE-ALWAYS GETTING SLAMMED... aND YOU THREATEN ME WITH YOUR dREAM kILLER MANUEVER, WHEN YOU ALREADY THREATEND TO USE ANOTHER. wHICH WAS IT GOING TO BE, gEIN? tHE MOVE YOU USED WASN'T EITHER OF THEM-WHICH i KICKED OUT OF BY THE WAY. aND REALLY, i DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A FINISHER AT THE TIME. sOMEONE CAME AROUND AND TOLD ME AFTERWARDS. i WAS SURPRISED. tHE ONLY REASON i WAITED FOR A TWO COUNT, WAS TO TAKE A REST FROM BEATING YOUR ASS SO BADLY. aGAIN; ****IN' PUNK... aND CLASSIC THAT YOU USE TWO FINGERS TO YOUR AFFECTION FOR ME. yOU FLIPPED ME OFF WITH BOTH FINGERS. sEE, i'M FROM f-u, SO, i'LL TAKE THAT GESTURE AS A COMPLIMENT.

He grins with a wink, and that gets the crowd chuckling a little.

PhOeNiX - mORE TIME LAPSES IN YOUR SECOND PROMO, AND YOU SHOW YOURSELF IN THE RING. yOU TRY TO UNCLAIM THAT aNUBIS IS FAKE BY "BEATING" ME AND BECOMING cHAMPION. wELL DUH. hE, YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS HOW IT WENT DOWN. yOUR STUPID LITTLE GAME DIDN'T WORK, AND WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN IF i HAD HEARD IT WHEN i WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE. yOUR WEAK MIND****S, ARE RATHER PATHETIC ACTUALLY... i DON'T NEED TO PRETEND TO BE A KEY pLAYER, gEIN. i AM ONE! lOOK AT ME. lOOK AT THE BELTS i'M WEARING AND WHAT THEY MEAN. tHAT'S CLEAR ENOUGH FOR ANYONE TO SEE. yOU'RE SIMPLY IN DENIAL-AND THAT'S OK. jUST DON'T LET IT CONSUME YOU ANYMORE THAN IT ALREADY HAS... yES, AS EVERYONE KNOWS i DIDN'T LISTEN OR WATCH ANY OF YOUR PROMOS. tHEN, YOU SAID THAT THE FANS WOULD ANYWAY, THAT "UNLIKE ME", THEY LIKE A LITTLE EXCITEMENT IN THE SHOW. M, YEAH gEIN. aND THEY GET THAT EXCITEMENT EVERYTIME i STEP FOTT ****ING ONE HERE IN THE BUILDING, AND EVERY OTHER i GO TO. tHESE FANS, WHETHER THEY KNOW IT, ****ING LOVE ME AND CAN'T GET ENOUGH!

Crowd cheers that, supporting Phoenix with chant.

Crowd - Phoenix is Extreme! Phoenix is Extreme!

PhOeNiX - YEAH i CALELD YOU LONG WINDED, BUT DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH sAGE dOUGLAS. wE ARE SEPERATE INDIVIDUALS WHO HAD A COMMON OBSERVATION. yOU SAYING THAT sAGE SAID THAT, i CAN ONLY ASSUME HE SAID IT DURING HIS BATTLE WITH YOU AT THE rwn'S Ippv. aND IT'S NOT ABOUT COPYING ANYWAY, gEIN. fACT IS IT'S TRUE! yOU *ARE* THAT WAY! aND FOR AS LONG AS i CAN TELL, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY...! oH, i LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WHEN YOU SAID THIS: "You can only hear the same thing so many times before you get sick of hearing it." hAHAHA! yOU ARE CERTAINTLY ONE TO TALK!

Matola - Hahaha! He's got a point-again!


PhOeNiX - yOU ARE CERTAINTLY A KING, BUT A KING OF BROKEN RECORDS ONLY. wHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT i'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL *YOU*! yOUR NAME CALLING IS CONSTANTLY REPETITIVE, ONLY MAKE YOU LOOK MORE STUPID WITH EACH MENTION. *tHAT* IS WHY i TOLD YOU TO CHANGE. sO YOU'D LOOK LESS STUPID. bUT YOU REFUSED; SO STUPID YOU SHALL STAY... yOU THEN TOOK A SURVEY FROM THE CROWD. yOU ASKED THEM WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF pHOENIX, ME, BEING ANYWHERE NEAR THE THE cHAMPIONSHIP. uM, HEH. wELL. fOLKS, LET'S LET HIM HEAR AND SEE THAT AGAIN. wHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF MY *BEING* cHAMPION AS gEIN ASKED!

The crowd starts to boo heavily. most of the fans are holding up middle fingers. Phoenix smiles.

PhOeNiX - nOW THEN, IF YOU MEANT THAT BECAUSE gEIN ASKED YOU TO SIDE WITH HIM, AND THAT THE MIDDLE FINGERS WERE USED BECAUSE i'M IN f-u, SAY "**** YEAH"-

Crowd - **** yeah!

PhOeNiX - tHOUGHT SO. sO THERE YOU HAVE IT, gEIN. aGAIN YOU WERE MISLED BY THESE PEOPLE. bUT HEY, AS i'VE SAID, YOU'RE EASY TO CONFUSE...

The fans cheer, clapping loudly.

PhOeNiX - "I'm gonna make sure you'll never be able to say you are better than me again" IS SOMETHING ELSE YOU SAID. wELL? hOW 'BOUT THAT ONE? i'M STILL WAITING. wHERE IS IT-HUH?

His hand is once again back on his ear. He retrieves it after a loud pop and laugh from the crowd.

PhOeNiX - aND DON'T TRY TO USE MY FRIEND, vIC sLATER, AS YOUR TOOL AGAINST ME. vIC IS A GREAT GUY, AND HE'D SAY THE SAME ****ING THING; i AM INDEED THE ****ING BEST RIGHT NOW. iN FACT, GO TAKE A LOOK AT SOEMTHING HE SAID IN chz. hE SAID THAT AND A CLOSE FRIEND WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR SHUTTING rwn DOWN. iT *COULDN'T* HAVE BEEN ANYONE ELSE *BUT* ME! mY INVOLVEMENT, BRING MY TALENTS TO rwn, IS THE LAST THING ANYBODY WANTED. sO WHEN vIC BEAT jACK cALLAHAN, AND i BECAME THE rwn wORLD'S cHAMP, THE WORLD HAD FLIPPED ****ING UPSIDE DOWN! sO YES, YOU HAVE vIC AND i TO THANK FOR THAT ONE...! aND i SAW YOU PULL THAT SIGN FROM THAT KID IN THE CROWD AS YOU LEFT. tHE SIGN SAID "Gein is gonna Exstinguish Phoenix's Fire". hAHAH! i GOT NEWS FOR EVERYONE ABOUT THAT. hEY KID, COME ON OUT HERE...

Phoenix looks to the stage, and from behind the curtain, out walks a kid. The crowd at first is confused a little. He walks down, and gets into the ring. Phoenix gently puts his arm around the kid and starts to talk.

PhOeNiX - nOW KID, YOUR NAME'S rEX, RIGHT? k. wHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU TOLD ME. tHAT gEIN *PAID* YOU TO BE THERE...

Phoenxi puts the mic to the kid's mouth.

Rex - It's true. Gein paid me money to be there holding that sign.
He pulls the mic away, while the fans contemplate it, booing the fraudulant act by Corey Gein.

PhOeNiX - tHERE YOU HAVE IT. tHANKS, KID. wE'LL SIGN A f-u T-SHIRT AFTER THE SHOW. k? gO ON NOW. aND THANKS AGAIN.

While the kid exits, Phoenix goes on.

PhOeNiX - aS WE CALL THEM IN THE INDUSTRY, gEIN, YOU HIRED A PLANT. yOU PLACED THAT KID THERE, IN HOPES TO DRAW YOU A FANBASE. pATHETIC. nO PERSON, BIG OR SMALL, IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD HAVE ROOTED FOR *YOU*-WHEN THERE IS *ME* IN THE MATCH...! bUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR SECOND PROMO... nOW MOVING ON TO YOUR THIRD...

Peterson - Wow. All this has just been over the first two, Matola...

Matola - ... There are no words. What Phoenix is doing here, is unprecedented.

PhOeNiX - aFTER SOME TALK OF YOGA AND SUCH, gEIN FINALLY TRIED TO GET TO A POINT. HE SAID i *PICKED* THE WRONG GUY TO MESS WITH-EVEN THOUGH HE STATED THAT i HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH *PICKING* ANYBODY. tHAT eLVIS WAS THE ONE WHO CHOSE HIM. a cONTRADICTION MUCH? yUP... aND i THINK EVERYONE BUYS THE LINES i FEED, gEIN, BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT BULL****. iT'S PLAINLY SEEN, ESPECIALLY AFTER THIS NIGHT... yOU'RE BRAGING FOR aNUBIS. yOU SAID THAT HE HELD THE TITLE FOR A WHOLE MONTH. uGH HE SURE DID, 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T DEFEND THE ****ING THING! hE COULDN'T! eLVIS WOULDN'T LET HIM, EVEN IF aNUBIS WOULD HAVE HAD THE BALLS AND STUPIDITY TO! bECAUSE i GOT NEWS FOR YA: IF aNUBIS HAD DEFENDED IT SOONER, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SOONER THAT HE NOT BE cHAMPION ANYMORE! iT WAS A MATTER OF TIME, IN ANY WAY YOU WANT TO LOOK AT IT! iT WAS A TEMPORARY SITUATION THAT'S EASILY RECTIFIABLE-AS YOU CAN SEE AROUND MY WAIST. oNE WAY OR ANOTHER... gEIN, YOU TOLD ME NOT TO TALK ABOUT BEATING YOU, UNTIL i UPGRADE MY FINISHER, THE "pHOENIX eDGE". uM. hOW DID THAT FEEL BY THE WAY? wHEN i LANDED IT. oH AND YEAH, THEN PINNED YOU? hMM? sPEAK UP. i CAN'T HEAR YOU. hUH? oK-GUESS HE DOESN'T WANT TO COMMENT. aND FOR SOMEONE AS GREAT AS YOU THINK, i DON'T SEE HOW YOU WOULD NEED THAT MANY DIFFERENT FINISHERS. wHAT WAS IT, 12-13 FINISHERS? sOMETHING LIKE THAT. aNYWAY THE POINT IS, IF YOU'RE SO GREAT, YOU'D ONLY NEED ONE GOOD ONE. tHE REST, WOULD BE "MOVES", PLAIN AND SIMPLE. jUST MOVES. yOU CALL THEM FINISHERS AS A HOPE OF SCARING YOUR OPPONENTS. yOU SAY THAT TO DEAF EARS, MAN. i WOULDN'T HAVE PUT UP WITH THAT **** EITHER...!

The crowd has been, and is growing even more impressed with all this. They're not getting enough of this bashing, and they keep dying for more.

PhOeNiX - yOU SAY i DON'T DESERVE IT, THAT OTHERS HAVE BEEN WAITING IN LINE LONGER. aND? lET 'EM WAIT! i'M THE BEST, SO WHY SHOULD *i* HAVE TO? i'VE CLEARLY SHOWN, TIME AND TIME AGAIN OF MY DOMINANCE, SO **** YOU. i'M THE TOP DAWG-YET YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GETS TO BOW DOWN...! aND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WORRIED ABOUT TAKING sHOOTER, eNGEL OR aLEXIS DOWN, BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT GOING TO GET INVOLVED. tHEY KNOW WHAT IT MEANT TO ME TO DO IT ON MY OWN. aND WHEN i DID, THAT'S WHEN THEY RUSHED TO THE RING. eVEN eNGEL CELEBRATED, VERY PROUD OF MY ACCOMPLISHMENT. yET i STILL HAD MORE TO DO THAT NIGHT. aFTER YOU, i BEAT aDAM lAW AND fAGUAR-j, JUST LIKE i SAID i WOULD! mY WORD IS BOND, SO CASH IN!

Matola - Very nicely put. Could be catchphrase material...

PhOeNiX - "Whomever made that call is a nimrod" HUH? hMM. tHEN IF THAT WERE TRUE, THE TWO NIMRODS ARE eLVIS AND i. eLVIS FOR MAKING THE MATCH, AND ME FOR BEATING UP cHRIS jOHNSON AND YEAH, pAT bERRY TOO. i BEAT THEM UP TO GET MY OTHERWISE ALREADY DESERVED REMATCH. aND HERE i STAND BEFORE YOU, THE dOUBLE wORLD ****ING cHAMPION! aND DON'T TALK ABOUT RATINGS. iF YOU WANT TO MEASURE, GO SEE THE NUMBER OF RATINGS WHEN *i* TALK, VERSUS WHEN *YOU* DO. yOU'LL SEE WHO BUTTERS THE BREAD AROUND HERE. uNTIL THEN, YES, AGAIN YOU CAN **** OFF! oR, "FOOK OOF" AS aNUBIS HAS SAID. hAHA... aND YOU, USING A WOMAN GOING BY rACHEL hARTMAN, AS AN EXAMPLE AGAINST ME? wHAT THE **** IS *THAT* ABOUT? yOU CLAIM THAT EVEN A PERSON WHO DOESN'T WATCH, WOULD SAY THAT pHOENIX DOESN'T BELONG AS cHAMPION. uM. hER OPINION DOESN'T COUNT, FOR ONE. sECOND, SHE'S WITH YOU, AND KNOWS aNUBIS, i'M GUESSING. sO *OF COURSE* SHE GOING TO THINK i'M TRASH. oR BETTER YET, SHE'LL *SAY* STUFF LIKE THAT. dEEP DOWN, i KNOW SHE WANTS ME. bUT SHE'S SETTLED FOR YOUR ASS, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE COULD NEVER HAVE SOMETHING AS GOOD AS THIS, AND THAT'S A ****ING FACT...! aND DON'T GIVE ME TIPS ABOUT SCOUTING. i DON'T NEED TO DO A DAMN THING TO BEAT YOU. iT CAME NATURAL AS YOU NOW KNOW. i DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT i'M TALKING ABOUT. sOMETIMES i PLAY DUMB MAYBE, JUST TO GIVE YOU THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE, LETTING YOU THINK i KNOW LESS THAN i ACTUALLY DO. dID YOU EVER THINGK OF THAT? pROBABLY NOT BECAUSE *YOU'RE* THE SIMPLETON WHO WAS AROUND HERE BUDDY. i GUESS THAT TITLE GOES TO sLASH OR SOMETHING, IN YOUR ABSENCE...

Alexis claps, while the crowd is awesomely going into a frenzy, as if this were a hip-hop rap battle concert, with "ooh's" and "awe's".

PhOeNiX - aND FINALLY... iN RESPONSE TO YOUR FINAL PROMO...

Matola - Whew! What gets me, is that I haven't lost interest, Peterson. Phoenix has been so innovative, he's had my pure attention this whole time. Look at the time, by the way! Look how long we've been listening for!

Peterson - I know. Noticed it 10-20 minutes ago.

PhOeNiX - yOU SAY YOU STUDY YOUR OPPONENT, BIDING YOUR TIME. i DON'T THINK YOU DID THIS TIME. hAHA! yOU WERE SERIOUSLY OUTDONE, AND STILL *ARE* BEING OUTDONE i MIGHT ADD. yOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO ACT LIKE i'M A ****ING JOBBER, WHEN BY COMPARISON, IT'S THE OTHER ****ING WAY AROUND! sO DON'T EVER COME AT ME AGAIN, THINKING i'M NOT WHO i ACT LIKE, BECAUSE WHAT YOU SEE IS USUALLY WHAT YOU'LL GET...! aND SURE, i SHOOT IN THE DARK, gEIN. jUST AS YOU SAID. wITH YOUR *BIG* MOUTH AS IT IS, AND YOU SPOUTING SUCH *BULL*****; IN THE DARK, i WAS ABLE TO HEAR AND SMELL YOU FROM MILES AND MILES AWAY...! yOU SAID THEN, THAT i WOULD NEVER BECOME THE DOUBLE cHAMPION THAT i *AM*. aGAIN, i PROVED MY POINT... yOU KILL PEOPLE DREAMS? nO. yOU MAKE THEM COME TRUE. yOU JUST BEING YOU LANDED YOURSELF FIRED. sO EVERYBODY'S DREAM IN xwf, AND TO THE FANS, YOU MADE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE...! i'D GET SICK IF i HEARD SOMEONE'S BONES SNAP? bUT THAT YOU WOULD SMILE? yOU UNDERESTIMATE ME, gEIN. i WANTED TO DO THAT TO *YOU*, BUT i DIDN'T BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WORTH IT. iT WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN ME THE PROPER SATISFACTION. iT'S JUST YOU, gEIN-NOT sADAM hUSSEIN... oH, AND THEN, HAHA, YOU SAID IT WAS TIME THAT YOU SHOW EVERYONE WHY YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. uM, WHAT? hUH? cOMO?

Again, his hand to his ear. He retrieves it back, after getting another huge pop for the running joke.

PhOeNiX - yOU'RE RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TOOL IN THE WORLD. bUT YOU ACT LIKE IT'S THE *ONLY* TOOL. oBVIOUSLY, YOUR CLAIM THAT YOU HAD THAT TOOL AND THAT NOTHING WOULD PREVENT YOU FROM LOSING THE TITLE FOR aNUBIS, BY NOW, IS OBVIOUSLY A FRAUD. sO YEAH, RETHINK SOME STUFF AND TRY BETTER NEXT TIME, BEFORE YOU NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR DROUT...! yUO ALSO SAID THAT i DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH POWER TO TAKE YOU DOWN. aNOTHER HUGE MISTAKE ON *YOUR* PART. bECAUSE i DID. i SURVIVED YOUR FINISHER, AND WAS ABLE TO PUT MINE ON YOU, WHICH YOU DID NOT COME BACK FROM! sO YOU'VE GOT NOTHING MORE TO SAY ABOUT THAT ONE...! hAHA. i LOVE THIS ONE, BECAUSE IT SPEAKS TRUE TO YOU, ONLY IF YOU HAD USED THAT ADVICE: "Time to show you what happens when you underestimate your opposition". tHAT ONE AS WELL, IS SELF-EXPLANATORY... yOU MOCK ME IN SAYING i'M A BAD MOTHER ****ER. yOU THEN STATED YOU'D SHOW ME WHAT A REAL MOTHER ****ER IS LIKE. sO i GOTTA ASK, AFTER OUR MATCH; WHAT'S A REAL MOTHER ****ER? oH i KNOW; A LOSER...

The crowd "oooh's" that one a lot, actually keeping Phoenix from right away saying the next stuff he's ready to.

PhOeNiX - yOU ACTUALLY HAD THE AUDAICTY TO DARE ME TO COME AT YOU. i DID, gEIN. yOU JUST NEVER SAW IT COMING, AND THAT, IS THE SWEETEST VICTORY OF ALL. i FOOLED YOU INTO THINKING ONE WAY, THEN SURPRISED YOU WITH ANOTHER! i TRICKED YOU, YES, BUT DEAL WITH IT... yOU WANTED TO USE hALLOWEEN AS A GIMMICK, THAT IT WAS A FITTING NIGHT TO BE, UM, WHATEVER IT IS YOU THOUGHT YOU'D BE, AND EVEN THAT DIDN'T WORK. sTOP WITH THE GAMES-YOU'RE NO GOOD AT THEM... aND YOU BOASTED ABOUT aNUBIS. hOW YOU MADE HIM THE "KILLING, THRILLING" wORLD cHAMPION THAT HE WAS. oK, SURE. tAKE CREDIT FOR THE WAY aNUBIS TURNED OUT. bECAUSE, WHEN THAT PIECE OF **** FINALLY WAKES UP, IF AND WHEN, HE'S GOING TO BLAME HIS PATHETIC EXISTENCE, ON *YOU*! yOU ARE THE ONE WHO HELD HIM DOWN. nEITHER OF YOU ARE WORTHY FOR ANY GOLD, LET ALONE THE ONES i HAVE! sO WHEN aNUBIS COEMS TO YOU, AND ASKS WHY HE CAN'T WIN IMPORTANT MATCHES, AND OR KEEP THE TITLES FOR VERY LONG, YOU CAN TELL HIM IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT...! "I am the wickedest person in the XWF" IS WHAT YOU SAID. aND EVEN IF THAT WERE TRUE, i HAVE A CORRECTION FOR YOU: "WERE". yOU *WERE*-PERHAPS-THE WICKEDEST PERSON IN THE xwf. bUT THAT'S OVER AND DONE WITH. yOU ARE NO LONGER HERE. "yOU'RE FIRED", REMEMBER? hEH. oH, AND i HAVE ONE LAST THING. tHIS ONE HAS TO BE RELIVED! plAY IT ON THE tRON GUYS...

On the Tron, Gein is seen with his last words of his last promo...

[The Ultra-Violet ***** Gein] - BRING THE ****ING PAIN! BRING ALL YOU HAVE! BRING THE F-U! I'M BRINGING ME AND I'M BRINGING YOUR DOOM!

After the clip, Phoenix looks to the crowd, who really start laughing hard.

PhOeNiX - i BROUGHT THE PAIN... i DIDN'T NEED f-u... aND THE DOOM YOU BROUGHT, WAS YOUR OWN... i HAVE NOTHING REALLY LEFT TO SAY ABOUT THIS... i THINK i'M JUST ABOUT DONE HERE.

The crowd stands and gives him a standing ovation. A good 4-5 minutes, of just chanting and applause. The rest fo F-U look around, and everyone, *everyone* is on their feet! After the moment passes, which has visually touched Phoenix and the rest of F-U, he puts the mic back to his mouth.

PhOeNiX - ...tHIS PROMO OF MINE, IS AN ANNIVERSARY OF SORTS. iT'S THE 50TH PROMO BY ME, AND OR f-u, HEH-FOR THOSE WHO ARE COUNTING. sO i DECIDED TO REALLY STEP IT UP AND SHOW YOU WHAT i'M CAPABLE OF. aND JUST SO YOU KNOW, gEIN, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. aND IT WON'T HAVE SINGLE DIRECT RELATION WITH *YOU*. iT'S BECAUSE *ME* AND WHAT *i* BROUGHT, SO DON'T FEEL SPECIAL, UNLESS YOU WANT TO ADD "eD" TO THE END OF IT...

The crowd laughs hysterically.

PhOeNiX - jUST SO YOU KNOW, ALL OF THIS TONIGHT, IS JUST A TASTE OF WHAT i'M CAPABLE OF. aND gEIN, THEY'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. jUST DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE THE SPOTLIGHT... aND this, IS WHY i'M THE ****ING cHAMPION! yOU AND EVERYONE ELSE, CAN JUST BACK THE **** OFF MY ASS ABOUT HOW i DON'T SDESERVE THIS, OR i DON'T DESERVE THAT! i'M NOT YOU, NOT aNUBIS. mE... aND YES, YOU CAN NOW FIND *ME*...IN THE CENTER OF THE ****ING BATTLE! bYTE THAT!

"**** You" comes back on, and as F-U exits the ring and head back up the ramp, this is what they were parting to...

Crowd - Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****! Holy ****!
 

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