JABolich
League Member
Christian Sands vs. John Doe
Special challenge match
Special challenge match
Sands vs. Doe
- Thread starter JABolich
- Start date
John Doe
The Anorexic Ethiopian
FADE IN…
John Doe sitting in a stool, EPW backdrop behind him. John is wearing ablack T-shirt part of the new EPW gear. On the front it says ‘What Time is it. John turns around a second to fix the backdrop on the back of his shirt it says “I Forgot…John Doe.”
DOE:
“Holy cow, I didn’t actually think you would accept my challenge Christian. Well Sands, Ex-Champ. How is everything hanging? Everything fine and dandy? I hope it is, because this is going to be a mach you are never going to forget. “
“Any ways, see I plan to move straight up the ranks, I plan for wins, I plan to dominate. See I am just a pawn on the table right now, but later on I will be turned to a king, although that is not possible in regular chess, I can do whatever the hell I want to. And you are getting the only opinion that matters in this world…mine.”
“See the ball is in my court I plan to run with it, everything is heading my way, the way I want it to go, nothing can stop me I am like a machine. For you Sands, that means disastrous results, why? Because you my friend are in the way of a man with a goal, that goal the world title, I have nothing against you, but you are just in my way. Save yourself the embarrassment just don’t show up for Aggression. See I am the man that will end you in a swift stroke, that will show you what TRUE wrestling is like, all I say is be prepared for the ultimate outcome of this match up, a win for me!”
“Call me arrogant, call me full of myself. I will take it with the greatness, which is me. You can talk all you want everything revolves around me, why? I sell tickets. Fans are coming to Aggression to see one thing…ME, they want to see me win, they heard John Doe is in a match against Christian Sands and why did the fed heads and bookies put me in a match, because I SELL TICKETS. You can deny it all your little heart desires Sands but it is the truth I sell seats I am bringing the money into the pockets of the suits and myself, Christian, I am in it for the glory. If some hotshot suit wants to hand me a title on the way to my self-greatness so be it, I will gladly accept it.”
“I have put so many hours into this industry it is impossible to stop me, we are trains I am just he express rail. You will make frequent stops I will just zip right through them. You my friend will see why I am the damn best there is, I will hold that World Championship belt. Thus you can try and break my spirits you can try to break me down, but in the long run it will be one big failure. And that failure as said before in other context, will be my success. All I say to you friend is to watch your back. All I say to you is I am the greatest.”
“Sands, you understand a pure breed machine when you see one? I may not remember my past but I can see the future. I see victory it’s so close it can ALMOST TASTE IT NOW SANDS! God, your mother must have been on drugs because when you waloked out the ramp you thought I was going to be an easy win. You are far from the truth Sands. But it’s quite intriguing hearing you stupid lips flap around and tlak nonsense, Sandman. Any ways, I haven’t heard a peep out of you, wow, most guys would blab off about how they are going to kick your face in at the ring, I expect great things from you Sands.”
“Other than me expecting great things from you, I honestly want to break my foot in the back of your head. Nothing personal Sands, I just consider you a cloud in my light of glory. See to me you are nothing more than a rung on the ladder, a roadblock. And at Aggression I will soar above you, I will achieve the grand applause, sh*t they should make this the main event, since I am in it. Sands it is a simple understanding, and it is a simple concept, and since you won’t understand it I will break it down for you: I….am…Agression. See that’s the truth Sands, I am Aggression. I am better than you for four reasons Sands…”
1. “I am Stronger”
2. “I am Smarter”
3. “I am Quicker”
4. “I AM JOHN DOE!”
“That’s what puts me ahead of the game, and that’s what will lead me to MANY wins here in EPW. Get it now Sands? I mean is your brain working right for you to grasp the d*mn concept that I will be a champion here in EPW, just like you WERE, that’s past tense Sands. I mean it is the simple truth, you just have to accept it.”
“But, besides the point I want to beat you to a bloody pulp. We will get right down to business. Because that’s what I am a businessman. I conduct in the ring exactly how I would outside the ring. Everything you think I can’t do I will do. I will turn heads, fans will rise out of their seats to see me in action. It is the truth Sands, and I would hate to burst your bubble so soon, put yourself in my shoes. Your technically starting off your career in other great. See this was my first federation Sands. I started out in EPW, I plan to end at EPW. Christian at Aggression you won’t forget the night you met me in the ring, and you surly won’t like the outcome ethier.”
“See I am the future if this company I am the new star in the night of many. Everyone in this company is waiting for this moment. They are sitting and waiting, for this match up.”
“Ignorant? No. Arrogant? No. Big ego? No. I am the man that will bring you the truth that will open your eyes to the true meaning of pain. Come Aggression your bones will crush your body will break and I will walk supreme. I warn you that I am a machine that is unstoppable that I will make the long haul, you Christian will fall short, I am the best. That is the end of the line. But hey, I will stop talking about my greatness and let you talk for once….”
“F*cker*
FADE OUT…
John Doe sitting in a stool, EPW backdrop behind him. John is wearing ablack T-shirt part of the new EPW gear. On the front it says ‘What Time is it. John turns around a second to fix the backdrop on the back of his shirt it says “I Forgot…John Doe.”
DOE:
“Holy cow, I didn’t actually think you would accept my challenge Christian. Well Sands, Ex-Champ. How is everything hanging? Everything fine and dandy? I hope it is, because this is going to be a mach you are never going to forget. “
“Any ways, see I plan to move straight up the ranks, I plan for wins, I plan to dominate. See I am just a pawn on the table right now, but later on I will be turned to a king, although that is not possible in regular chess, I can do whatever the hell I want to. And you are getting the only opinion that matters in this world…mine.”
“See the ball is in my court I plan to run with it, everything is heading my way, the way I want it to go, nothing can stop me I am like a machine. For you Sands, that means disastrous results, why? Because you my friend are in the way of a man with a goal, that goal the world title, I have nothing against you, but you are just in my way. Save yourself the embarrassment just don’t show up for Aggression. See I am the man that will end you in a swift stroke, that will show you what TRUE wrestling is like, all I say is be prepared for the ultimate outcome of this match up, a win for me!”
“Call me arrogant, call me full of myself. I will take it with the greatness, which is me. You can talk all you want everything revolves around me, why? I sell tickets. Fans are coming to Aggression to see one thing…ME, they want to see me win, they heard John Doe is in a match against Christian Sands and why did the fed heads and bookies put me in a match, because I SELL TICKETS. You can deny it all your little heart desires Sands but it is the truth I sell seats I am bringing the money into the pockets of the suits and myself, Christian, I am in it for the glory. If some hotshot suit wants to hand me a title on the way to my self-greatness so be it, I will gladly accept it.”
“I have put so many hours into this industry it is impossible to stop me, we are trains I am just he express rail. You will make frequent stops I will just zip right through them. You my friend will see why I am the damn best there is, I will hold that World Championship belt. Thus you can try and break my spirits you can try to break me down, but in the long run it will be one big failure. And that failure as said before in other context, will be my success. All I say to you friend is to watch your back. All I say to you is I am the greatest.”
“Sands, you understand a pure breed machine when you see one? I may not remember my past but I can see the future. I see victory it’s so close it can ALMOST TASTE IT NOW SANDS! God, your mother must have been on drugs because when you waloked out the ramp you thought I was going to be an easy win. You are far from the truth Sands. But it’s quite intriguing hearing you stupid lips flap around and tlak nonsense, Sandman. Any ways, I haven’t heard a peep out of you, wow, most guys would blab off about how they are going to kick your face in at the ring, I expect great things from you Sands.”
“Other than me expecting great things from you, I honestly want to break my foot in the back of your head. Nothing personal Sands, I just consider you a cloud in my light of glory. See to me you are nothing more than a rung on the ladder, a roadblock. And at Aggression I will soar above you, I will achieve the grand applause, sh*t they should make this the main event, since I am in it. Sands it is a simple understanding, and it is a simple concept, and since you won’t understand it I will break it down for you: I….am…Agression. See that’s the truth Sands, I am Aggression. I am better than you for four reasons Sands…”
1. “I am Stronger”
2. “I am Smarter”
3. “I am Quicker”
4. “I AM JOHN DOE!”
“That’s what puts me ahead of the game, and that’s what will lead me to MANY wins here in EPW. Get it now Sands? I mean is your brain working right for you to grasp the d*mn concept that I will be a champion here in EPW, just like you WERE, that’s past tense Sands. I mean it is the simple truth, you just have to accept it.”
“But, besides the point I want to beat you to a bloody pulp. We will get right down to business. Because that’s what I am a businessman. I conduct in the ring exactly how I would outside the ring. Everything you think I can’t do I will do. I will turn heads, fans will rise out of their seats to see me in action. It is the truth Sands, and I would hate to burst your bubble so soon, put yourself in my shoes. Your technically starting off your career in other great. See this was my first federation Sands. I started out in EPW, I plan to end at EPW. Christian at Aggression you won’t forget the night you met me in the ring, and you surly won’t like the outcome ethier.”
“See I am the future if this company I am the new star in the night of many. Everyone in this company is waiting for this moment. They are sitting and waiting, for this match up.”
“Ignorant? No. Arrogant? No. Big ego? No. I am the man that will bring you the truth that will open your eyes to the true meaning of pain. Come Aggression your bones will crush your body will break and I will walk supreme. I warn you that I am a machine that is unstoppable that I will make the long haul, you Christian will fall short, I am the best. That is the end of the line. But hey, I will stop talking about my greatness and let you talk for once….”
“F*cker*
FADE OUT…
JABolich
League Member
(FADEIN: CHRISTIAN SANDS in front of a backdrop.)
SANDS: Wow... just wow.
I've got to hand it to you, Doe. You've got balls. It's not every days a green rookie comes out here to challenge the Man. Good job. It's always fun to me when young talents sign away their good health for a desperate shot at being someone.
I'll put this in language you can understand, Johnny. YOU ARE NOT IN MY LEAGUE. And just for fun, let's take your four reasons and break them.
You're stronger than me? That's a laugh, considering I have a sixty-pound weight advantage on you and have powerbombed the three hundred pound Beast effortlessly. Have you even WATCHED my matches, Doe? Do you even NOTICE me easily flinging around wimps like you? I'm bigger and stronger than you could ever be, my dwarven friend.
You're smarter than me? Hey, kid - I'm smart enough NOT to murder someone and get put in a halfway house. I'm smart enough to form a coherent sentence. And I'm smart enough to have outwitted opponents in all corners of the globe, defeating them soundly. Your idea of smart is attacking someone with a chair. I guess subtlety isn't in the John Doe creed.
You'd THINK you're quicker than me, wouldn't you? But make no mistake, Doe. Smaller doesn't always mean quicker. No, I can't do triple-flip somersault lucha moon presses... but just try and get quick with me and you'll find yourself down in a submission hold faster than you can blink. So you see, John, you may be nimble - but I've beaten people far faster, simply by having lightning-quick reflexes. You never know when I'll getcha.
And finally, you're John Doe.
...Does this really need explanation?
See, John, there's a reason why both announcers proclaimed this match as suicidal for you. I'm too much for you to handle. I may be a FORMER World Champion... but the fact remains that I was good enough to get there and am good enough to get there again, whereas YOU haven't advanced beyond midcard bit player. If you were half as good as you claimed you'd have been wrestling in main events long ago.
You, sir, have what we call an inflated self-image. You're not special, Doe. You're not even mediocre. The world doesn't revolve around you. Know why? Because it revolves around ME. How many main events have YOU wrestled in, son? You may be Aggression, but I am Empire Pro Wrestling as a whole. This company was built on MY name and MY ability to draw money better than anybody else in this promotion. I am the original big money draw in this fed, and that CANNOT be denied because the numbers prove it. I'm a shark. You're a goldfish. It's that simple.
Only one person alive has EVER made their name at my expense, and that will NOT be changing any time soon because you are not HALF as talented as Karl Brown was when I let him get one up on me. You're going down, Doe, and you don't even realize it.
Be sure to write up your will.
(FADEOUT)
SANDS: Wow... just wow.
I've got to hand it to you, Doe. You've got balls. It's not every days a green rookie comes out here to challenge the Man. Good job. It's always fun to me when young talents sign away their good health for a desperate shot at being someone.
I'll put this in language you can understand, Johnny. YOU ARE NOT IN MY LEAGUE. And just for fun, let's take your four reasons and break them.
You're stronger than me? That's a laugh, considering I have a sixty-pound weight advantage on you and have powerbombed the three hundred pound Beast effortlessly. Have you even WATCHED my matches, Doe? Do you even NOTICE me easily flinging around wimps like you? I'm bigger and stronger than you could ever be, my dwarven friend.
You're smarter than me? Hey, kid - I'm smart enough NOT to murder someone and get put in a halfway house. I'm smart enough to form a coherent sentence. And I'm smart enough to have outwitted opponents in all corners of the globe, defeating them soundly. Your idea of smart is attacking someone with a chair. I guess subtlety isn't in the John Doe creed.
You'd THINK you're quicker than me, wouldn't you? But make no mistake, Doe. Smaller doesn't always mean quicker. No, I can't do triple-flip somersault lucha moon presses... but just try and get quick with me and you'll find yourself down in a submission hold faster than you can blink. So you see, John, you may be nimble - but I've beaten people far faster, simply by having lightning-quick reflexes. You never know when I'll getcha.
And finally, you're John Doe.
...Does this really need explanation?
See, John, there's a reason why both announcers proclaimed this match as suicidal for you. I'm too much for you to handle. I may be a FORMER World Champion... but the fact remains that I was good enough to get there and am good enough to get there again, whereas YOU haven't advanced beyond midcard bit player. If you were half as good as you claimed you'd have been wrestling in main events long ago.
You, sir, have what we call an inflated self-image. You're not special, Doe. You're not even mediocre. The world doesn't revolve around you. Know why? Because it revolves around ME. How many main events have YOU wrestled in, son? You may be Aggression, but I am Empire Pro Wrestling as a whole. This company was built on MY name and MY ability to draw money better than anybody else in this promotion. I am the original big money draw in this fed, and that CANNOT be denied because the numbers prove it. I'm a shark. You're a goldfish. It's that simple.
Only one person alive has EVER made their name at my expense, and that will NOT be changing any time soon because you are not HALF as talented as Karl Brown was when I let him get one up on me. You're going down, Doe, and you don't even realize it.
Be sure to write up your will.
(FADEOUT)
John Doe
The Anorexic Ethiopian
Sandman your losing your touch...
FADE IN….
John Doe sitting on a stool spacing out looking around randomly. John looks at the camera, he tilts his head as he stands up looking into the lease all the camera can see is a big blue eye. He backs up and pokes the red light on top of the camera.
Doe: Hey what’s this light for?
Cameraman: It’s the On Air light Mr. Doe.
Doe: Were recording?
Cameraman: Yes we’ve been recording for the last minute.
Doe: No one tolled me this!
Cameraman: You tolled us to record.
DOE:
Oh…well, lest talk shall we, (clears throat) Sandman what you doing buddy? You know when I stepped foot in EPW I remember when I walked past you. I can remember I had this locker room and I was walking to it and you were standing there and I looked up at you. Then you gave me a look like you were the king of the world. Then I was like man if I ever see this guy in the ring I am going to kick his teeth in.
Look were we are now Sandman, we are going to face off in the ring. Not because the boss said so, not because the bookies set it up, because I walked out to the ring and called you out. Now, I am glad you took the time to examine my 4 things of me. Well Sands, I took the time to examine you! See I found some stuff about you. See, well you Sands have defeated many people, I NEVER give credit where credit isn’t due, but I am giving you full credit. See how many people in EPW get to face off with the former world champion. And to add to that I should put multiple time world champion, because I know that you have had other successes in other federations.
Now Sandman don’t take this as my ass kissing time, I am just saying this to prove some certain points. See you were the champion, BUT you lost the title Sands, this would have been a better match if you had the world championship title, but you don’t. Now I have never held a championship in my hands, if I ever did I can’t remember it, but I accept the fact I can’t remember the past, you have to accept the past also Sands, you have to accept that you are no longer on the top of your game.
See Sands, you have lost your great touch, you are no longer the great man we all saw you as when you faced off with Beast and won that World Title. See if you were as great as you mirror yourself as, you would STILL be the champ, but your not. I had this built up image of this man that was a great, a man that if I went toe to toe with I would have to work until my body was sweating blood for a win, that he would be everything the fans wanted to be. Now that I look at it, I am kind of facing a washed up has been. Your over confidence was your undoing, I thought you would beat Beast at Unleashed, what happened? You lost your title, you lost everything you worked for from the START of EPW.
Me, I worked hard, I am no champion, I have not defeated greats as yourself, but every rookie starts off at the bottom and works up, let’s call this my days of development. See I am testing out to see how good I really am, see the fans saw me the first couple weeks and thought I was the best thing to hit airwaves. Who doesn’t want a crazy insane wrestler to watch, now they are like “Ah, that’s just John Doe” I am going to turn heads Christian. I am going to turn heads for one reason, I am facing off with you.
See the fans and everybody around EPW were in shock when I called you out, see they thought I needed to go back the home. That I really did crack a couple nuts, I didn’t. I know exactly what I am doing, it’s not like I woke up one morning and said I want to wrestle Christian Sands, then called you out. No, sadly enough I thought about this for a couple weeks now, actually since ???. I mean this is my time to grow. I noticed you were calling out a small portion of my past, the part when I killed a man. Ok you can do that, you can call out my past all you want, you said the small amount I remember. Now allow me the opportunity to call you your past Sands.
You were a great in EPW, I pulled for you at Black Dawn, you won. You were the world champion. You were THE BEST in EPW, you loved it, you laid back relaxed had a couple matches, while me I trained vigorously, I watched your matches I followed your moves, I studied your every foot movement in the ring. Yes you are strong you are fast, that’s what mad e you the champion of EPW, you enjoyed your days at the champion. Me, while you were defending your title and working, I was doing pushups lifting weights going up sparing partners left and right, finally I found it time for my verbal attack. I went out and called you out you replied now here we are about to face off in the ring Sands.
Sands, I will admit I am the underdog, I am not Beast, I am not Cameron Cruise, and I am defiantly no Karl Brown. BUT just because I am non of these men does not mean I should be underestimated, see I know how good you are Sands, I have seen you at your best. I have one question Sands, What happened? See you were great, look Beast is the champ so what, you were the Champ also, see your abilities in the ring have, how can I put this dwindled, and that’s what lost you your title.
Your dwindling ability in the ring and your poor performance in the ring as well has put a lot of confidence on how I will perform in the ring. You have beaten so many talents higher than me it would take me hours to name them all, Christian I am not going to be another name to your list. See I know that people already see the outcome of this match, they believe that I am going to lose that this is a clear victory for you. I understand where they are getting this from, I have not won one title in EPW since I have been here yet you were the World Champion. I am not coming to give you the Day’s of our Lives of John Doe, I am telling you the truth Christian, this match is going to be the highlight of my career, See you in the ring Christian.
And since you surly forgot I Am Not Just Anyone…I Am John Doe.
PS Sandman that is not just a catch phrase it’s the truth.
FADE OUT...
FADE IN….
John Doe sitting on a stool spacing out looking around randomly. John looks at the camera, he tilts his head as he stands up looking into the lease all the camera can see is a big blue eye. He backs up and pokes the red light on top of the camera.
Doe: Hey what’s this light for?
Cameraman: It’s the On Air light Mr. Doe.
Doe: Were recording?
Cameraman: Yes we’ve been recording for the last minute.
Doe: No one tolled me this!
Cameraman: You tolled us to record.
DOE:
Oh…well, lest talk shall we, (clears throat) Sandman what you doing buddy? You know when I stepped foot in EPW I remember when I walked past you. I can remember I had this locker room and I was walking to it and you were standing there and I looked up at you. Then you gave me a look like you were the king of the world. Then I was like man if I ever see this guy in the ring I am going to kick his teeth in.
Look were we are now Sandman, we are going to face off in the ring. Not because the boss said so, not because the bookies set it up, because I walked out to the ring and called you out. Now, I am glad you took the time to examine my 4 things of me. Well Sands, I took the time to examine you! See I found some stuff about you. See, well you Sands have defeated many people, I NEVER give credit where credit isn’t due, but I am giving you full credit. See how many people in EPW get to face off with the former world champion. And to add to that I should put multiple time world champion, because I know that you have had other successes in other federations.
Now Sandman don’t take this as my ass kissing time, I am just saying this to prove some certain points. See you were the champion, BUT you lost the title Sands, this would have been a better match if you had the world championship title, but you don’t. Now I have never held a championship in my hands, if I ever did I can’t remember it, but I accept the fact I can’t remember the past, you have to accept the past also Sands, you have to accept that you are no longer on the top of your game.
See Sands, you have lost your great touch, you are no longer the great man we all saw you as when you faced off with Beast and won that World Title. See if you were as great as you mirror yourself as, you would STILL be the champ, but your not. I had this built up image of this man that was a great, a man that if I went toe to toe with I would have to work until my body was sweating blood for a win, that he would be everything the fans wanted to be. Now that I look at it, I am kind of facing a washed up has been. Your over confidence was your undoing, I thought you would beat Beast at Unleashed, what happened? You lost your title, you lost everything you worked for from the START of EPW.
Me, I worked hard, I am no champion, I have not defeated greats as yourself, but every rookie starts off at the bottom and works up, let’s call this my days of development. See I am testing out to see how good I really am, see the fans saw me the first couple weeks and thought I was the best thing to hit airwaves. Who doesn’t want a crazy insane wrestler to watch, now they are like “Ah, that’s just John Doe” I am going to turn heads Christian. I am going to turn heads for one reason, I am facing off with you.
See the fans and everybody around EPW were in shock when I called you out, see they thought I needed to go back the home. That I really did crack a couple nuts, I didn’t. I know exactly what I am doing, it’s not like I woke up one morning and said I want to wrestle Christian Sands, then called you out. No, sadly enough I thought about this for a couple weeks now, actually since ???. I mean this is my time to grow. I noticed you were calling out a small portion of my past, the part when I killed a man. Ok you can do that, you can call out my past all you want, you said the small amount I remember. Now allow me the opportunity to call you your past Sands.
You were a great in EPW, I pulled for you at Black Dawn, you won. You were the world champion. You were THE BEST in EPW, you loved it, you laid back relaxed had a couple matches, while me I trained vigorously, I watched your matches I followed your moves, I studied your every foot movement in the ring. Yes you are strong you are fast, that’s what mad e you the champion of EPW, you enjoyed your days at the champion. Me, while you were defending your title and working, I was doing pushups lifting weights going up sparing partners left and right, finally I found it time for my verbal attack. I went out and called you out you replied now here we are about to face off in the ring Sands.
Sands, I will admit I am the underdog, I am not Beast, I am not Cameron Cruise, and I am defiantly no Karl Brown. BUT just because I am non of these men does not mean I should be underestimated, see I know how good you are Sands, I have seen you at your best. I have one question Sands, What happened? See you were great, look Beast is the champ so what, you were the Champ also, see your abilities in the ring have, how can I put this dwindled, and that’s what lost you your title.
Your dwindling ability in the ring and your poor performance in the ring as well has put a lot of confidence on how I will perform in the ring. You have beaten so many talents higher than me it would take me hours to name them all, Christian I am not going to be another name to your list. See I know that people already see the outcome of this match, they believe that I am going to lose that this is a clear victory for you. I understand where they are getting this from, I have not won one title in EPW since I have been here yet you were the World Champion. I am not coming to give you the Day’s of our Lives of John Doe, I am telling you the truth Christian, this match is going to be the highlight of my career, See you in the ring Christian.
And since you surly forgot I Am Not Just Anyone…I Am John Doe.
PS Sandman that is not just a catch phrase it’s the truth.
FADE OUT...
Last edited:
JABolich
League Member
(FADEIN: CHRISTIAN SANDS in front of a television screen.)
SANDS: Hah! My dwindling ring work and my poor performance in the ring... I don't even need to counterpromo, Doe! You're burying yourself for me! Do you even listen to what you're saying, short stack? Son, I am the best damn wrestler in this business beyond a shadow of a doubt and I have proven that MANY, MANY times over. I've lost, what, two matches out of my eleven here, only one of which was a hundred percent clean. Meanwhile YOU'RE getting the sh*t kicked out of you by tag-teamers. Yet somehow you're better than me because my skills are POOR. Tell that to the fact that I've been in many many many more main events than you will see in your lifetime.
But ooh, I lost a match, so I guess I'm a washed-up has-been! Yeah, right. This isn't Joey Melton you're talking to, kid. And I sure as hell ain't gonna paint my face and pump myself full of pills like a certain Buzz Boy down in Greensboro, whom I have incidentally made my ***** recently. News flash for you, Doe. Losses happen. They just happen to happen far less for me than they do for you.
Seriously, Doe. Get a damn clue. They said you were psychotic. Nobody mentioned delusional.
You keep trying to insist that you're not just anybody, but Doe - YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER JOHNNY-COME-LATELY TO ME. Every time I walk into that locker room there are six or eight kids just like you who think they're tough enough to take me down. The only one who did it did it because I LET him out of the goodness of my heart. Well, Doe, that goodness isn't there anymore. I let Karl Brown make his name off the momentum of beating me because I thought he had potential to be a megastar, and now he's gone and cracked under the pressure. I'm not making that mistake again, especially since you're already cracked out of your skull.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that the beating I'm going to give you is for your own good. You're not ready. Until you grow up and get a clue you never will be ready. You will remain just another link in the chain - just another person whose brightest moment in their career was being Christian Sands' GOTH B*TCH.
You're right, Doe. You're going to turn heads. The world will be watching you. They'll all watch as you step into the ring against the best this business has ever produced. And they'll all laugh at you when you fail, because they'll know just like I do that you have nothing and never will. In the end it'll just be you screaming and tapping out like so many other men have, and it'll be me walking away with the glory as I have so many other times. I was born to be the penultimate child of the wrestling business, and I'm not going to let some little gnome like YOU stand in the way of my destiny.
Bring your best, Doe. Surely you can top my dwindling ring skills.
Or maybe they're not so dwindling, hmm?
(He widens his eyes and covers his mouth with a hand...)
(INTRIGUE~~!!)
I guess we'll find out...
(FADEOUT)
SANDS: Hah! My dwindling ring work and my poor performance in the ring... I don't even need to counterpromo, Doe! You're burying yourself for me! Do you even listen to what you're saying, short stack? Son, I am the best damn wrestler in this business beyond a shadow of a doubt and I have proven that MANY, MANY times over. I've lost, what, two matches out of my eleven here, only one of which was a hundred percent clean. Meanwhile YOU'RE getting the sh*t kicked out of you by tag-teamers. Yet somehow you're better than me because my skills are POOR. Tell that to the fact that I've been in many many many more main events than you will see in your lifetime.
But ooh, I lost a match, so I guess I'm a washed-up has-been! Yeah, right. This isn't Joey Melton you're talking to, kid. And I sure as hell ain't gonna paint my face and pump myself full of pills like a certain Buzz Boy down in Greensboro, whom I have incidentally made my ***** recently. News flash for you, Doe. Losses happen. They just happen to happen far less for me than they do for you.
Seriously, Doe. Get a damn clue. They said you were psychotic. Nobody mentioned delusional.
You keep trying to insist that you're not just anybody, but Doe - YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER JOHNNY-COME-LATELY TO ME. Every time I walk into that locker room there are six or eight kids just like you who think they're tough enough to take me down. The only one who did it did it because I LET him out of the goodness of my heart. Well, Doe, that goodness isn't there anymore. I let Karl Brown make his name off the momentum of beating me because I thought he had potential to be a megastar, and now he's gone and cracked under the pressure. I'm not making that mistake again, especially since you're already cracked out of your skull.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that the beating I'm going to give you is for your own good. You're not ready. Until you grow up and get a clue you never will be ready. You will remain just another link in the chain - just another person whose brightest moment in their career was being Christian Sands' GOTH B*TCH.
You're right, Doe. You're going to turn heads. The world will be watching you. They'll all watch as you step into the ring against the best this business has ever produced. And they'll all laugh at you when you fail, because they'll know just like I do that you have nothing and never will. In the end it'll just be you screaming and tapping out like so many other men have, and it'll be me walking away with the glory as I have so many other times. I was born to be the penultimate child of the wrestling business, and I'm not going to let some little gnome like YOU stand in the way of my destiny.
Bring your best, Doe. Surely you can top my dwindling ring skills.
Or maybe they're not so dwindling, hmm?
(He widens his eyes and covers his mouth with a hand...)
(INTRIGUE~~!!)
I guess we'll find out...
(FADEOUT)