Sigh...

[jayshort]

Another girl...

 

[Fusenshoff]

Congrats Jamar. Where's Denzel from Training Day when you need him (please tell me someone knows what I'm talking about)?

 

[SPC Femrite]

If it is love, congrats.

If it is not, there's a local bar in my town that specializes in removing all thought of ex-es....

 

[QueenOfTheRing]

Oh Jamar, maybe one day your wish will come true. In the meantime, congrats again!

 

[User Poets]

Someone has a sense of humor, Jay... they're all going to make you go prematurely gray.

That's what having daughters does. I assume.

 

[Starstruck]

congrats Short

girls are a blessing, so I hear

 

[DBrunkGXW]

On a related note, I just bought my youngest son his first football helmet - and my oldest is now on the Varsity wrestling team.

Oh yeah...

Sorry about that girl thing, Jay. Damn.

(evil grin)

 

[SPC Femrite]

Hey,

I think I finally caught on.
Sorry, man. I have one too. She's cuter than a button (how cute really 'is' a button) and flirts just like her mom. I already have to invest in a shotgun when I get home. Maybe you should go get yerself one too...

 

[Starbreaker]

Congrats on the girl! Strangely, one of my family's friends has something like four daughters, it's crazy. But I'm sure there's plenty of good in it, too. I think I'd second the going out and buying a weapon, though. Maybe a steel pipe, even. Also, I see teenage girls walking around now with these small brass knucks on their necklaces? Still large enough to use.. I guess it's less noisy.

 

[jayshort]

Oh Jamar, maybe one day your wish will come true. In the meantime, congrats again!

thanks again! I know this is getting old for you, but hey ... I'm living life like it's the sixties baby! *mumbles* ...something Jonathan David knows about first hand.

Someone has a sense of humor, Jay... they're all going to make you go prematurely gray.

That's what having daughters does. I assume.

Well, I'm already gray, Russo. Well, not all the way, but yeah ... it's coming. Daughters are a precious thing, if anything, it'll speed up the transition from Jamar Short - mild mannered, suave, debonaire, intellectual, half man/half amazing PIMP and a half ... to Jamar Short mild mannered, suave, debonaire, intellectual, half man/half amazing PIMP and a half, that shoots teenage boys with his trusty shotgun.

congrats Short

girls are a blessing, so I hear

Screw you, old man.

Let's see how you feel in ten years when your son is cradled up under his mother, like ALL boys do, and you can't get attention from him OR her. Hmph.

On a related note, I just bought my youngest son his first football helmet - and my oldest is now on the Varsity wrestling team.

Oh yeah...

Sorry about that girl thing, Jay. Damn.

(evil grin)

Screw you, older man!

On a related note, my wife woke up this morning and did BOTH of my daughters hair, then dressed them, played house with them, sipped tea from empty cups, then watched Backyardigans, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and Dora The Explorer...

...while daddy sat on his ass and played PS3. (okay, okay, I went to work. But you catch my drift. If I didn't go to work, that's exactly what I would've done! Atleast I don't have to share my toys like you suckas. HAH!)

 

[TSiegel]

...while daddy sat on his ass and played PS3. (okay, okay, I went to work. But you catch my drift. If I didn't go to work, that's exactly what I would've done!

Hell yes,

 

[DBrunkGXW]

thanks again! I know this is getting old for you, but hey ... I'm living life like it's the sixties baby! *mumbles* ...something Jonathan David knows about first hand.


Well, I'm already gray, Russo. Well, not all the way, but yeah ... it's coming. Daughters are a precious thing, if anything, it'll speed up the transition from Jamar Short - mild mannered, suave, debonaire, intellectual, half man/half amazing PIMP and a half ... to Jamar Short mild mannered, suave, debonaire, intellectual, half man/half amazing PIMP and a half, that shoots teenage boys with his trusty shotgun.



Screw you, old man.

Let's see how you feel in ten years when your son is cradled up under his mother, like ALL boys do, and you can't get attention from him OR her. Hmph.



Screw you, older man!

On a related note, my wife woke up this morning and did BOTH of my daughters hair, then dressed them, played house with them, sipped tea from empty cups, then watched Backyardigans, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and Dora The Explorer...

...while daddy sat on his ass and played PS3. (okay, okay, I went to work. But you catch my drift. If I didn't go to work, that's exactly what I would've done! Atleast I don't have to share my toys like you suckas. HAH!)

(GASP!!)

How dare you?! I am NOT older than Ed Brown. You son of a *****....

 

[TH]

Here I go thinking this had to do with a girlfriend and not a baby.

Congrats! When I have a son, you can hire him to be your daughters' boyfriend protection.

 

[Starstruck]

(GASP!!)

How dare you?! I am NOT older than Ed Brown. You son of a *****....

It is no possible way that I am the oldest bastard in this place

 

[jayshort]

(GASP!!)

How dare you?! I am NOT older than Ed Brown. You son of a *****....

*cough* Edward Burton *cough*

More than anything, I find it funny that you called the man Ed Brown. What is this? SCW?! I think Karsten is rubbing off on you Dan. I mean, Dave. I mean, Jon.

 

[jayshort]

It is no possible way that I am the oldest bastard in this place

Way, man. Way.

 

[DBrunkGXW]

*cough* Edward Burton *cough*

More than anything, I find it funny that you called the man Ed Brown. What is this? SCW?! I think Karsten is rubbing off on you Dan. I mean, Dave. I mean, Jon.

Well, it's Brown from now on.

 

[SPC Femrite]

.......that's one.

BTW: didn't know it was Ed Burton. Also, forgot he wrestled as "Superstar" Vince Jacobs. Also didn't know he was Omega.

Been gone too long...

 

[FrankieScott]

It is no possible way that I am the oldest bastard in this place

You would be right. I AM THE OLDEST BASTARD IN THIS PLACE!!