SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

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As reported live earlier tonight on ESPN12 - "The Doce" - EPW's Unleashed 2010 this year will be live from Miami, Florida.

It's well known that EPW was negotiating with several cities to hold the event. New York came close, but their resistance to allowing owner Dan Ryan to employ Knicks legend Walt Frazier as the color commentator for the event caused a snag. In addition, Amare Stoudemire sucks.

We digress.

Miami, Florida. Beaches, women in bikinis instead of women with armpit hair, warm weather. Sorry New York.

BE THERE!

FEEL THE HEAT!

 

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That's it, f*ck this abuse! Where's that NFW exclusivity contract?!

 

[TH]

I expect Dan Gilbert to write a rebuttal in Comic Sans at this outrage.